If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(ABC) Unlikely Rick Santorum claims December primaries distract from "birth of our savior". Subby wonders what he is talking about - Obama was born in August   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 127
More: Unlikely, Rick Santorum, Iowa Republican Party, primaries, Mitt Romney, births  
•       •       •

1004 clicks; posted to Politics » on 06 Oct 2011 at 9:33 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!



127 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2011-10-06 05:08:39 PM
Santorum suggested that the leading candidates, especially Romney, are trying to "disrupt" the process to have the primaries so early that other candidates simply won't have the time to build enough momentum to take on the front runners.

Santorum might only be polling at 1-2% in December but you give him another 3-4 weeks of campaigning and it's a whole new race. This guy may be the dumbest person to ever run for president
 
wee [TotalFark]
2011-10-06 05:18:38 PM
It's amusing that he thinks Christmas has anything to do with Jesus.
 
2011-10-06 05:21:22 PM
Ha ha.
 
2011-10-06 05:34:17 PM
The May primaries are fine. No Christian cares when Jesus was REALLY born...
 
2011-10-06 06:06:22 PM
jj325: Santorum suggested that the leading candidates, especially Romney, are trying to "disrupt" the process

I expected him to say "because Romney isn't a real Christian."
 
2011-10-06 07:02:35 PM
dudemanbro: Ha ha.
 
2011-10-06 07:23:24 PM
I agree, Rick. There should be no debates or campaigning, either--let's spend our time reflecting on the miracle at Bethlehem rathered than mundane secular crap. Also, they should cancel all college and NFL football games that are scheduled in December, because they detract from the birth of our savior. And, while we're on the subject, all shopping malls and stores should be closed, too. We don't want people being distracted by meaningless, ungodly consumerism rather than spending their time sitting at home or church reflecting on the glory of our savior. Let's put the Christ back in Christmas, and forsake pedestrian heathen pursuits for one month, at least. Amen.
 
2011-10-06 08:47:03 PM
ha ha. awesome, submitter. you did not take that in the direction i was sure you were going to take it.
 
2011-10-06 09:37:09 PM
He is totally insane.
 
2011-10-06 09:37:21 PM
jj325: This guy may be the dumbest person to ever run for president

He's not even the dumbest person in this primary.
 
2011-10-06 09:39:02 PM
Cyberluddite: I agree, Rick. There should be no debates or campaigning, either--let's spend our time reflecting on the miracle at Bethlehem rathered than mundane secular crap. Also, they should cancel all college and NFL football games that are scheduled in December, because they detract from the birth of our savior. And, while we're on the subject, all shopping malls and stores should be closed, too. We don't want people being distracted by meaningless, ungodly consumerism rather than spending their time sitting at home or church reflecting on the glory of our savior. Let's put the Christ back in Christmas, and forsake pedestrian heathen pursuits for one month, at least. Amen.

I love the smell of sarcasm in the morning.
 
2011-10-06 09:39:35 PM
Good headline.

Teabaggers have their choice, it's the flavor of the week.
 
2011-10-06 09:40:01 PM
So Santorum is saying crazy shiat again?
 
2011-10-06 09:41:02 PM
Hey, has anyone here seen this? I guess Rick Santorum's last name also means something else. (new window)
 
2011-10-06 09:41:08 PM
What's he all frothed up about now?
 
2011-10-06 09:41:57 PM
"They are in a position where they have resources and name recognition. The shorter the time frame the less opportunity for other candidates to come up and catch them from behind."

I bet Santorum would like to catch Rick Perry and Mitt Romney from behind
 
2011-10-06 09:45:45 PM
Rick Santorum claims December primaries distract from "birth of our savior". Subby wonders what he is talking about - Obama was born in August Kenya.

Fixed that for you.
 
2011-10-06 09:45:51 PM
on dec. 25 0000 was the first time the story was told about a mythical man named jesus, the illegal alien that created everything in the world and watches you when you sleep and leaves money under your pillow when you lose teeth and hides eggs that come from rabbits for kids to find
 
2011-10-06 09:47:12 PM
All sillyness aside. I do have to admit that pushing primaries into December is just stupid. This whole primary bullcrap has become one big dick swinging contest to see who goes first.
 
2011-10-06 09:48:46 PM
More people would listen to Santorum if he was a hot woman.
 
2011-10-06 09:50:25 PM
Who's this Jesus guy you all are talking about? Was he in Harry Potter or Star Wars or something?
 
2011-10-06 09:50:38 PM
wee: It's amusing that he thinks Christmas has anything to do with Jesus.

Um, it does. It's the christian version of the obligatory winter solstice(ish) festival that every religion around the time of Christianity's founding had. I mean, the choice of what to celebrate was arbitrary, but it's not inherently any less legitimate than Saturnalia, which was probably its major competition and was also more or less completely arbitrary ("hey, man, we're short a party and Carthage just chewed us up pretty bad. Hey, you know what? I don't think Saturn has an official festival yet. Let's do it!").

Though, regarding the actual article/headline, Mr. Santorum is certainly welcome to not attend the primary-related events in December on religious grounds and let people vote for him in absentia. Maybe it'll make him look more legitimate to the christian right... probably not, but who knows.
 
2011-10-06 09:52:27 PM
I honestly forgot he was even running.
 
2011-10-06 09:54:21 PM
Rustico: jj325: Santorum suggested that the leading candidates, especially Romney, are trying to "disrupt" the process

I expected him to say "because Romney isn't a real Christian."


Santorum has to go easy there, he is a Catholic the fundie Base isn't sure he is a Christian either.

Still can't believe no anti-Mormon commercials yet, or will that be done via push polling?
 
2011-10-06 09:58:06 PM
Cyberluddite: I agree, Rick. There should be no debates or campaigning, eithe

I am ok with that. 14 months of debates and campaigning is just too much. I think they should limit it to 6 months or so.
 
2011-10-06 09:58:21 PM
Reagan (All Praise be unto his Name) was born February 6, and December is awfully close to Reagandan, so I understand his point.
 
2011-10-06 09:58:49 PM
War on Christmas
what a douche!
 
2011-10-06 10:00:24 PM
Farker Soze: Reagan (All Praise be unto his Name) was born February 6, and December is awfully close to Reagandan, so I understand his point.

I meant Ronaldan. Sorry, please forgive my blasphemy. Don't stone me!
 
2011-10-06 10:00:33 PM
jj325: This guy may be the dumbest person to ever run for president

Rick Perry would like to remind you that he is still running.
 
2011-10-06 10:01:23 PM
Sabyen91: I am ok with that. 14 months of debates and campaigning is just too much. I think they should limit it to 6 months or so.

Really. We've pretty much heard all they have to say anyway.
 
2011-10-06 10:04:12 PM
WhyteRaven74: jj325: This guy may be the dumbest person to ever run for president

Rick Perry would like to remind you that he is still running.


And Bachmann. As far as I'm concerned it's a 3-way tie.
 
2011-10-06 10:04:28 PM
Isn't it ironic. Fundies can't nail down a specific date on Easter, but they sure do remember the Jeebus day when they get handouts.

/Oh, and Froth.
 
2011-10-06 10:05:07 PM
culebra: I honestly forgot he was even running.

Wait, he's running for President? I thought he was just complaining in general about ... anything he can get media attention for.

Who would vote Rick Santorum for President?
 
2011-10-06 10:05:35 PM
culebra: I honestly forgot he was even running.

Santorum is always running. Usually down Marcus Bachmann's leg.

/A mental scar. You now has one.
 
2011-10-06 10:05:45 PM
Mugato: Sabyen91: I am ok with that. 14 months of debates and campaigning is just too much. I think they should limit it to 6 months or so.

Really. We've pretty much heard all they have to say anyway.


It certainly isn't getting better, that is for sure.
 
2011-10-06 10:05:50 PM
Well Republicans, when you choose your candidates based solely on "will this piss off the Libs?" this is what you get.
 
2011-10-06 10:06:04 PM
You know what distracts from honoring the birth of Jesus?

Being a hateful, ignorant tool and claiming you're a christian.
 
2011-10-06 10:09:17 PM
Mugato: 3-way

do you think you could use another term? Cause that planted a mental image I really didn't need ;)
 
2011-10-06 10:12:03 PM
The Why Not Guy: Well Republicans, when you choose your candidates based solely on "will this piss off the Libs?" this is what you get.

Eh, Romney is still legit. I tend to ignore campaign rhetoric in favor of looking at a longer sample of their past career, though, so my impression may be a bit different from someone basing things solely on the campaigns. This approach worked pretty well with Obama, though (a lot of the shiat that people further left than I are upset he's not done I wasn't actually expecting him to do), so I'mma stick with it.
 
2011-10-06 10:12:17 PM
Kumana Wanalaia: You know what distracts from Saturnalia?honoring the birth of Jesus.

FTF historical accuracy.
 
2011-10-06 10:13:38 PM
Jim_Callahan: The Why Not Guy: Well Republicans, when you choose your candidates based solely on "will this piss off the Libs?" this is what you get.

Eh, Romney is still legit. I tend to ignore campaign rhetoric in favor of looking at a longer sample of their past career, though, so my impression may be a bit different from someone basing things solely on the campaigns. This approach worked pretty well with Obama, though (a lot of the shiat that people further left than I are upset he's not done I wasn't actually expecting him to do), so I'mma stick with it.


Yeah, I would imagine Romney might be a bit off-putting to a conservative if you look at record.
 
2011-10-06 10:13:58 PM
ok, I had to laugh, nice one subby
 
2011-10-06 10:14:03 PM
I think of it as "Jesus Day (US), Observed"
 
2011-10-06 10:14:25 PM
WhyteRaven74: Mugato: 3-way

do you think you could use another term? Cause that planted a mental image I really didn't need ;)


Add to that image the fact that they would all definitely be wearing rubber Reagan masks.
 
2011-10-06 10:16:08 PM
stoli n coke: Isn't it ironic. Fundies can't nail down a specific date on Easter, but they sure do remember the Jeebus day when they get handouts.

/Oh, and Froth.


Actually the Easter date is most likely the right date it is based on passover right.

All I know is it always the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring Equinox. That is why it is a different date. While xmass is just a day that will always be close to the winter solstice.
/from memory if I'm wrong I suck
//I think it is funny that the most Holy Christian Holiday is named after a Roman fertility goddess
///also funny Christians who think Halloween is Satanic, or All Halloweds Eve, the day before All Saints Day.
 
2011-10-06 10:16:26 PM
Campaign funding by registered voters living or working in the relevant district.
Campaigns should start Jan 2,
Primaries (all of 'em) March 15 - with autorunoff voting,
Conventions in May - 2 days each on consecutive weekends - the party not in the whitehouse goes first,
Elections on the first Tuesday in November, with EC votes allocated in each state by proportion of the popuar vote.
Votes cast on hand-marked, paper ballots stored in public and counted in public.

But, of course that's too much regulation of political speech.
 
2011-10-06 10:17:09 PM
Sabyen91: Yeah, I would imagine Romney might be a bit off-putting to a conservative if you look at record.

I think the election of George W. Bush is proof once and for all the Conservatives don't look at records. Everything they suddenly claim to dislike about him was right there in his record back in 2000 for anyone who bothered to look.
 
2011-10-06 10:21:17 PM
WhyteRaven74: Mugato: 3-way

do you think you could use another term? Cause that planted a mental image I really didn't need ;)


I didn't think a 3-way with those two and a woman was a realistic enough scenario to be disturbing.
 
2011-10-06 10:21:55 PM
Pretty much every religious scholar in the universe, except derpy retarded American ones agrees that the historical Jesus/YESHUA character was not born in december, and that the holiday was moved there thanks to Rome trying to forcefeed monotheism to the pagan masses.

But keep celebrating Saturnalia and thinking you are loving up on the Jesus.
 
2011-10-06 10:23:00 PM
Sabyen91: Yeah, I would imagine Romney might be a bit off-putting to a conservative if you look at record.

Yeah, but conveniently the kind of wingnuts that demand a hard-right approach on every single damned issue don't have the attention span to look up what a politician has advocated over a decade or two, so if Romney gets the nom he just has to throw them a few rhetorical bones and they're his.

His main issue with my demographic (conservative-ish centrists) is that, while his long-term record makes him look like a reasonable guy with some decent executive chops, so does Obama's. And the GOP affiliation means that he'd probably be appointing GOP folk to various positions, which, statistically, is not a good bet sanity-wise right now. So the center and center-right, who mostly just want things to keep rolling, are most likely Obama's regardless.
 
Displayed 50 of 127 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »