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(Yahoo)   Research shows oral sex may be leading cause of mouth/throat cancer. SOMEONE NEEDS THEIR FUNDING PULLED   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
    More: Sad, tobacco smoking, oral cancers, head and neck cancer, HPV, Journal of Clinical Oncology  
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2011-10-06 01:39:32 PM  
HPV vaccine said to cure...taht being said is it only for girls now?!!?
 
2011-10-06 01:47:28 PM  
no, guys can take it.
 
2011-10-06 02:19:33 PM  
Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman! And you're gonna let that near your penis?!
 
2011-10-06 02:54:40 PM  

choo: Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman! And you're gonna let that near your penis?!


Hell YES! I'll even beg if that helps.
 
2011-10-06 03:28:58 PM  

Tarkus: choo: Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman! And you're gonna let that near your penis?!

Hell YES! I'll even beg if that helps.


hahahaha
 
2011-10-06 03:30:26 PM  
As I understood the article (and some better-written versions of the story that I've read) the risk factor they're talking about they refer to "oral sex" isn't giving blowjobs, but rather, eating pussy. So all of you are still free to blow me without fear of health risks. And I urge you to do so.

And no, I will never give up eating pussy regardless of any health risks.
 
2011-10-06 03:30:43 PM  

choo: Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman! And you're gonna let that near your penis?!


I'm gonna let it even closer than that, actually.

Some things are just plain worth the risk.
 
2011-10-06 03:33:51 PM  

Cyberluddite: And no, I will never give up eating pussy regardless of any health risks.


So VERY seconded. I'd give up eating every other kind of flesh first. And I f*cking LOVE steak.
 
2011-10-06 03:34:42 PM  
I've often found the less research that is done in oral sex, the more my funding gets pulled.
 
2011-10-06 03:42:39 PM  
I have a hard time that people didn't already arrive at this conclusion from the very well -known facts that (a) HPV causes cancer and (b) you can get HPV in any orifice. STOP THE PRESSES RETARDS JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY.

/headline made me laugh, though.
 
2011-10-06 04:17:31 PM  

Cyberluddite: As I understood the article (and some better-written versions of the story that I've read) the risk factor they're talking about they refer to "oral sex" isn't giving blowjobs, but rather, eating pussy. So all of you are still free to blow me without fear of health risks. And I urge you to do so.

And no, I will never give up eating pussy regardless of any health risks.


Actually, I think they are talking about gay men exposing themselves through oral sex, not eating pussy.

However, even if they were talking about eating pussy... any man who expects me to risk my throat for his pleasure had better be willing to risk his own for mine.
 
2011-10-06 04:21:29 PM  

wingedkat: However, even if they were talking about eating pussy... any man who expects me to risk my throat for his pleasure had better be willing to risk his own for mine.


In general, I've found that people who do not enjoy both giving and receiving oral sex are boring in all types of sex.
 
2011-10-06 04:29:54 PM  

what_now: wingedkat: However, even if they were talking about eating pussy... any man who expects me to risk my throat for his pleasure had better be willing to risk his own for mine.

In general, I've found that people who do not enjoy both giving and receiving oral sex are boring in all types of sex.


She's not going to sleep with you.
 
2011-10-06 04:31:05 PM  

dugitman: She's not going to sleep with you.


I don't sleep with women.
 
2011-10-06 04:34:49 PM  

what_now: I don't sleep with women.


Note to self: Check user profile before random snarking.
 
2011-10-06 04:35:00 PM  

what_now: In general, I've found that people who do not enjoy both giving and receiving oral sex are boring in all types of sex.


thisbearsrepeating.jpg
 
2011-10-06 04:35:31 PM  

what_now: In general, I've found that people who do not enjoy both giving and receiving oral sex are boring in all types of sex.


I hate giving or receiving oral sex but I'm not boring. If a partner really really wanted me to do either I'd do it of course.
 
2011-10-06 04:35:54 PM  

what_now: I don't sleep with women.


Cool.

Hey, if it's okay with you, I'm gonna go ahead and sleep with some of the ones you don't, okay?

Gotta maintain balance.
 
2011-10-06 04:37:29 PM  

what_now: wingedkat: However, even if they were talking about eating pussy... any man who expects me to risk my throat for his pleasure had better be willing to risk his own for mine.

In general, I've found that people who do not enjoy both giving and receiving oral sex are boring in all types of sex.


Who the hell doesn't enjoy receiving oral sex?
 
2011-10-06 04:43:30 PM  

lennavan: Who the hell doesn't enjoy receiving oral sex?


I don't think it feels that good and if I even barely sense a tooth... *shudder*
 
2011-10-06 04:45:59 PM  
wait, there's an ORAL sex now? wtf?
 
2011-10-06 04:49:21 PM  

what_now: In general, I've found that people who do not enjoy both giving and receiving oral sex are boring in all types of sex.


indeed.

dugitman: She's not going to sleep with you.


Hey. You have no idea who I will or will not sleep with. She might be my type, you never know.

what_now: I don't sleep with women.


I do find that this attitude decreases the likelihood of us ever sleeping together.
 
2011-10-06 04:50:54 PM  

wingedkat: what_now: I don't sleep with women.

I do find that this attitude decreases the likelihood of us ever sleeping together.


don't give up, i've heard she's easily tricked. maybe make something up about a tragic accident that resulted in an inside-out penis and swollen pecs.
 
2011-10-06 04:51:26 PM  

wingedkat: what_now: I don't sleep with women.

I do find that this attitude decreases the likelihood of us ever sleeping together.


Depends- how much booze ya got?
 
2011-10-06 04:51:37 PM  

wingedkat: what_now: I don't sleep with women.

I do find that this attitude decreases the likelihood of us ever sleeping together.


Doubled my chances though!
 
2011-10-06 05:00:02 PM  
images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-10-06 05:02:59 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: what_now: In general, I've found that people who do not enjoy both giving and receiving oral sex are boring in all types of sex.

I hate giving or receiving oral sex but I'm not boring. If a partner really really wanted me to do either I'd do it of course.


Oh, don't doubt it for a minute -- you're boring. I don't care how jiggy you get with teh butt, whips, chains, violet wands, Sybiani, latex feet with molded-in vaginas, hoofstock, and live poultry. If you "hate" oral, you are hung up to the extent that you can't help but be boring. No offense intended.
 
2011-10-06 05:46:24 PM  

Tarkus: no, guys can take it.


Yup, you don't even have be in the sub-26 age range that the FDA recommends. I got the vaccine from Planned Parenthood at age 28 (since my regular clinic sent me a prudish octogenarian). My insurance covered all 3 expensive doses. They generally like the preventive stuff.
 
2011-10-06 05:46:42 PM  
MaxxLarge: And I f*cking LOVE steak.

OK, I know I need more caffeine. I first read that as LOVE farking steak and did a double take.

what_now: In general, I've found that people who do not enjoy both giving and receiving oral sex are boring in all types of sex.

This
 
2011-10-06 05:54:48 PM  

thomps: don't give up, i've heard she's easily tricked. maybe make something up about a tragic accident that resulted in an inside-out penis and swollen pecs.


Well, I don't sleep with people who don't sleep with women. Its a thing I have.
 
2011-10-06 05:55:38 PM  

choo: Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman! And you're gonna let that near your penis?!


Go to your room!

/Ladies don't believe these lies about your mouths. Your mouths are a sanitizing organ of life.
 
2011-10-06 05:57:50 PM  

wingedkat: thomps: don't give up, i've heard she's easily tricked. maybe make something up about a tragic accident that resulted in an inside-out penis and swollen pecs.

Well, I don't sleep with people who don't sleep with women. Its a thing I have.


Don't be like that.

I have this perfect plan using a modified wooden toilet paper holder that is almost flawless.

I'm just working on the right painting scheme to get it flesh coloured.
 
2011-10-06 05:57:51 PM  
But but but .. tobacco!
 
2011-10-06 05:58:09 PM  

SpaceyCat: OK, I know I need more caffeine. I first read that as LOVE farking steak and did a double take.


yeah, I caon't understand farking a steak.
a roast maybe.... but only if it's got no bones, I don't like supprise bones
 
2011-10-06 05:58:36 PM  

SpaceyCat: MaxxLarge: And I f*cking LOVE steak.

OK, I know I need more caffeine. I first read that as LOVE farking steak and did a double take.

what_now: In general, I've found that people who do not enjoy both giving and receiving oral sex are boring in all types of sex.

This


Wait, you don't fark your steak?

What the hell is wrong with you.
 
2011-10-06 05:59:09 PM  
I always tell women that mangoo clears blemishes and is minty fresh.

I like my version of this story better.
 
2011-10-06 05:59:22 PM  
can you get it in a ear
 
2011-10-06 05:59:42 PM  
That's why black guys never get oral cancer.

What?
 
2011-10-06 05:59:52 PM  

Bunnyhat: wingedkat: thomps: don't give up, i've heard she's easily tricked. maybe make something up about a tragic accident that resulted in an inside-out penis and swollen pecs.

Well, I don't sleep with people who don't sleep with women. Its a thing I have.

Don't be like that.

I have this perfect plan using a modified wooden toilet paper holder that is almost flawless.

I'm just working on the right painting scheme to get it flesh coloured.


You could save some time by painting the holder AND yourself.
 
2011-10-06 06:00:03 PM  
Well...

Guess it's good to know what Im gonna die from.

///Some things are quite worth it :)
 
2011-10-06 06:00:07 PM  
And my reply to this research:

So what?
 
2011-10-06 06:00:22 PM  
So does this mean I'm going to get mouth or throat cancer from smoking cigarettes and sucking dick? Dammit.
 
2011-10-06 06:00:30 PM  

dahmers love zombie: thismomentinblackhistory: what_now: In general, I've found that people who do not enjoy both giving and receiving oral sex are boring in all types of sex.

I hate giving or receiving oral sex but I'm not boring. If a partner really really wanted me to do either I'd do it of course.

Oh, don't doubt it for a minute -- you're boring. I don't care how jiggy you get with teh butt, whips, chains, violet wands, Sybiani, latex feet with molded-in vaginas, hoofstock, and live poultry. If you "hate" oral, you are hung up to the extent that you can't help but be boring. No offense intended.


I favorited you years ago, and i have no clue what for... but ive never ever disagreed with you
 
2011-10-06 06:00:36 PM  
Well this news both sucks and blows.
 
2011-10-06 06:00:44 PM  

Need Help Soonish: ///Some things are quite worth it :)



You took the words right out of my mouth ;)
 
2011-10-06 06:01:37 PM  

MaxxLarge: Cyberluddite: And no, I will never give up eating pussy regardless of any health risks.

So VERY seconded. I'd give up eating every other kind of flesh first. And I f*cking LOVE steak.


As a guy with a vegan girlfriend... I'm sort of getting a kick out of this.

Hey, she doesn't stop me eating steak.
 
2011-10-06 06:02:01 PM  

Bunnyhat: wingedkat: thomps: don't give up, i've heard she's easily tricked. maybe make something up about a tragic accident that resulted in an inside-out penis and swollen pecs.

Well, I don't sleep with people who don't sleep with women. Its a thing I have.

Don't be like that.

I have this perfect plan using a modified wooden toilet paper holder that is almost flawless.

I'm just working on the right painting scheme to get it flesh coloured.


Modified wooden toilet roller? Wow. Just wow.
 
2011-10-06 06:02:06 PM  
But..."Two Girls, One Cup" is still ok...right??? Right?????????????
 
2011-10-06 06:02:38 PM  

what_now: dugitman: She's not going to sleep with you.

I don't sleep with women.


4 drinks.
 
2011-10-06 06:03:10 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Hey, she doesn't stop me eating steak


and by "steak" you mean "meat curtains", right?
 
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