Balls.

He looks guilty.

(reads headline)...

(clicks link, looks at picture)....

Yup, about what I'd expect.

austin_millbarge: (reads headline)...

(clicks link, looks at picture)....

Yup, about what I'd expect.

I will second that.

Sup dawg, my name is Demetrius Stereotype.

What a vapid loser.

Asshole prolly dropped out of school, never had a job, just steals shiat for a living.

Kill him.

He was set up by the Man.

Zinjanthropus

Bait phone.

Dumbass tag getting mugged in the alley?

JC

Yo, dawg! I heard you light to get arrested wiff doze cool Lil Wayne teef...

Let this be a lesson to anyone who skrimps on a cell phone camera.

Oh Snapshot.

WAT?

Please don't be attractive and successful.. Please don't be attractive and successful.. Please don't be attractive and successful..

- clicks -

O good, he's neither attractive nor successful!

She left her purse in an unlocked car? I wouldn't leave my purse in a locked car.

Cool! How you do that automatically without taking the pic from within the facebook app? Can you do that with an iPhone? (not sure what phone the victim in TFA had)

What is this, some new form of planking weirdness? Why did he take a picture of himself with all those quarters in his mouth?

DWitchiewoman: She left her purse in an unlocked car? I wouldn't leave my purse in a locked car.

To be fair, she was way out in the sticks. Like 40 miles from the city. Maybe she thought she was safe there.

Rapmaster2000: DWitchiewoman: She left her purse in an unlocked car? I wouldn't leave my purse in a locked car.

To be fair, she was way out in the sticks. Like 40 miles from the city. Maybe she thought she was safe there.

The day my stereo faceplate and effing sleeping bag were stolen out of my car at my rural college was the day I learned that no place is safe. Wish I could remember to lock my car in my driveway more often...

This other similar story (^) is even more interesting. I want that iGotYa app. That feature should be standard in all smarphones with camera.

lenfromak: The Face Of Oblivion: [www.ajc.com image 608x987]

Sup dawg, my name is Demetrius Stereotype.

Dreadlocks and rotten teeth? Shouldn't be hard to find.


We're talking about Atlanta, here.

I was expecting an Asian woman. I am shocked.

I find it pretty hard to believe a black man broke into a car.

Pocket_Fisherman: I was expecting an Asian woman. I am shocked.




"Those little red yellow devils... they love toys!"

your doing it wrong?

Seems pretty obvious that if it was stolen at a daycare parking lot by the guy who was sitting in the parking lot already when she rolled up, one of his baby mommas probably has the kid in the same place and was picking them up too. Should be an easy arrest.

Nobodies going to turn him in. Its Georgia FFS, where the idea if ratting someone out just doesn't happen, even if its a murderer. Now, they'll move away ASAP but they wont tell the cops.

Dor-sho-gha!

oukewldave: Seems pretty obvious that if it was stolen at a daycare parking lot by the guy who was sitting in the parking lot already when she rolled up, one of his baby mommas probably has the kid in the same place and was picking them up too. Should be an easy arrest.


Babby daddy involved in babby's life?

Rapmaster2000: DWitchiewoman: She left her purse in an unlocked car? I wouldn't leave my purse in a locked car.

To be fair, she was way out in the sticks. Like 40 miles from the city. Maybe she thought she was safe there.

My sister-in-law lives in McDonough. It was the sticks a decade ago, but if you visited then and now, you wouldn't recognize the place.

jayphat: Nobodies going to turn him in. Its Georgia FFS, where the idea if ratting someone out just doesn't happen, even if its a murderer. Now, they'll move away ASAP but they wont tell the cops.

He was taking a picture just to see if he still has a cro-magnon forehead.

Yep, he does.

If there is anything I hate it is an UNLOCKED FOOT LOCKER!

Yossarian22: If there is anything I hate it is an UNLOCKED FOOT LOCKER!

In a related story... On Regis and Kelly this morning (shut up! My wife was watching it!), they had a guy on there who wrote an app for the iPhone. If he calls up that app, it takes a picture of whoever is holding the phone and sends it to the phone he called from.

Some dude stole his phone, and he was on the show with a picture of the guy who stole it saying, "has anyone seen this guy?"

Are these the same story, and the telephone game (excuse the pun) has them crosswired?

BigNumber12: As a RAV4 owner, I would like to denounce this individual, and state that his actions do not reflect the values of the rest of us.

I know a few Rav 4 owners and have to disagree with you. Most Rav owners are ass raping jerks.

/yea. you know it.

So why in the world would you take a photo of yourself with a stolen phone? That is just 3 kinds of stupid

JohnCarter: So why in the world would you take a photo of yourself with a stolen phone? That is just 3 kinds of stupid

Criminals are not generally known for their intelligence or ability to connect action to consequence.

DingleberryMoose: JohnCarter: So why in the world would you take a photo of yourself with a stolen phone? That is just 3 kinds of stupid

Criminals are not generally known for their intelligence or ability to connect action to consequence.

Yeah you kinda answered your own question there sport.

Criminals are not generally known for their intelligence or ability to connect action to consequence.

And yet the vast majority are still able to outsmart the "professionals" *scoff* we hire to find / stop them.