Ya know, I try to just ignore the dude pics in threads like this and scroll past them quick. Not because they squick me out, but because I don't want to get jealous. Ain't no way I'm ever going to look like them, not at 42 years old with no disposable income, very little free time, and enough minor health problems to stop me from really putting some iron to work.

And anyway, if the ladies like the dude pics, more power to them. Keeps them happy, gets them inspired, makes us happy. Win win :)

/EIP
//Happy to inspire, if you so desire

DirkTheDaring: I have no idea about that. I wasn't looking as closely as you clearly are.

Suuuuure...

Third In Line: Why are you still here?

It's still Fark's area for discussion, it's just no longer a boobie thread, your boyfriends made sure of that.

Third In Line: And apparently you want a girl-in-the-shower thread that is men only. Think about that for a minute.

I could care less who is sitting at a different computer in their own house(right up until the point they take a big old dump on the thread). Like I said, I don't come here for the play, as some of you do. If you do think in those terms, I pity you.

omeganuepsilon: Way to go threadshiatter

Stop talking to yourself.

Did she bring her rubber ducky (nsfw)

Third In Line: [i649.photobucket.com image 550x711]

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Third In Line: omeganuepsilon: DirkTheDaring: I have no idea about that. I wasn't looking as closely as you clearly are.

Suuuuure...

Third In Line: Why are you still here?

It's still Fark's area for discussion, it's just no longer a boobie thread, your boyfriends made sure of that.

Third In Line: And apparently you want a girl-in-the-shower thread that is men only. Think about that for a minute.

I could care less who is sitting at a different computer in their own house(right up until the point they take a big old dump on the thread). Like I said, I don't come here for the play, as some of you do. If you do think in those terms, I pity you.

Okay, so let me get this straight.
You are offended by pics that women enjoy. And yet I can be in here, and admire all the pictures of both sexes, and not be offended or outraged. But YOU are right and I am ruining the thread? I put up a lot of the pictures that you say you like. Did someone not share their toys with you all those years ago? You want what's "yours" and screw everyone else?

Third In Line: You are offended by pics that women enjoy.

Where did I say that?

Did I even say I get offended at pictures of men?

No, they're off topic and annoying.

Third In Line: I am ruining the thread?

Ruining is a subjective term, and I didn't use it.

The theme/article/headline/thread were about women in the shower, women wet. When you started in with pics counter to the current subject matter, you do indeed earn the title "Threadshiatter". That's a legitimate, honest to goodness, derail. Look it up(mind that you don't cherry pick).

Third In Line: Okay, so let me get this straight.
I'm not holding you back here. You're struggling all on your own.

omeganuepsilon: DirkTheDaring: I have no idea about that. I wasn't looking as closely as you clearly are.

Suuuuure...

Third In Line: Why are you still here?

It's still Fark's area for discussion, it's just no longer a boobie thread, your boyfriends made sure of that.

Third In Line: And apparently you want a girl-in-the-shower thread that is men only. Think about that for a minute.

I could care less who is sitting at a different computer in their own house(right up until the point they take a big old dump on the thread). Like I said, I don't come here for the play, as some of you do. If you do think in those terms, I pity you.

Love how you feel someone sharing hot males is "dumping on a thread". We're all so terribly sorry you can't scroll past pictures you don't like for one reason or another. Male or female, the human body is a beautiful thing and I like to share both (as you can see clearly by checking the Gigi posts I made).

And we're also very sorry you have to be uptight and assholish on the internet, where nothing occurrs that impacts your life in the long run.

Link to video (new window)

Tyrannosaurus Reich: And we're also very sorry you have to be uptight and assholish

Cry more.

Oh, and:

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 500x492]

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Thanks for helping get this thread back on track!

OMG this is the best thread ever.

omeganuepsilon: Tyrannosaurus Reich: And we're also very sorry you have to be uptight and assholish

Cry more.

Oh, and:

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Go to bed, kid.

Omahawg: ">

Omahawg: ">

You're getting tags after your pics, fyi

Showering (NSFW) (new window)

Showering (NSFW) (new window)

Showering (NSFW) (new window)

Showering (NSFW) (new window)

as someone who is waiting for his wife to get out of the shower so we can have sex in the backyard I sure am getting a kick out of this thread.


/and a rise

Nadie_AZ: GAT_00: Nadie_AZ: What, what?

Nosy nellies have gotten guys arrested for being naked in their own house. There was one notable instance where it required the woman to walk into his yard to see him since the window was not visible from the road. He still got arrested.

That's so much horse shiat.

Reminds me of the bullshiat where if I hold my daughter's hand in public, I must be a pedo.

Guys? This is the point where you lawsuit up. I'm glad you want equal sexual freedom. But you aren't going to get it handed to you any more than women had the right to vote be handed to them. So go deal with it, or STFU.

/If you deal with it, I'm behind you 100%.

It's always more fun to take a shower when you have company. (NSFW - new window)

I should totally become a professional photographer. Naked women PAY you to take photos of them. (NSFW - new window)

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That came up on a forum I found via GIS, was on like page 16, didn't actually look at them all. It's quite the water themed selection:

NSFW, I repeat NSFW (new window)

ShavedApe: It's always more fun to take a shower when you have company. (NSFW - new window)

ShavedApe: I should totally become a professional photographer. Naked women PAY you to take photos of them. (NSFW - new window)

FYI, if you don't have an account it redirects. The accounts are free however.(don't know about restrictions). Don't know if that's kosher on fark(you don't normally see it) though.

ShavedApe: I should totally become a professional photographer. Naked women PAY you to take photos of them. (NSFW - new window)

can you stop posting links to places that require a login maybe?

Eh... I've had a DeviantArt login so long that I forgot it redirects. Didn't way back in the day. Oh well... I shall go back off into my corner.

Mouthwatering_Monkeys: Tyrannosaurus Reich:

Love how you feel someone sharing hot males is "dumping on a thread". We're all so terribly sorry you can't scroll past pictures you don't like for one reason or another. Male or female, the human body is a beautiful thing and I like to share both (as you can see clearly by checking the Gigi posts I made).


TR: love your posts, male or female. I want to have your babies, difficulty, no homo (ok, maybe a little homo)

You're quite welcome. I'll send you a vial of my sperm.

Tyrannosaurus Reich: Mouthwatering_Monkeys: Tyrannosaurus Reich:

Love how you feel someone sharing hot males is "dumping on a thread". We're all so terribly sorry you can't scroll past pictures you don't like for one reason or another. Male or female, the human body is a beautiful thing and I like to share both (as you can see clearly by checking the Gigi posts I made).


TR: love your posts, male or female. I want to have your babies, difficulty, no homo (ok, maybe a little homo)

You're quite welcome. I'll send you a vial of my sperm.

ok, I'll get the turkey baster

poor bastard

There was water involved...

NSFW, duh! (new window)

There may have been bathing involved... or may be required afterwards.

All boobies links are NSFW (new window)

Yes, there's a sink... (new window)

It takes a special kind of loser to comment in a thread like this in order to bookmark it for perusal at a later time.

You people are so pathetic...

At work so I'll have to bookmark for later.

BIE for when I get home?

/EIP

DirkTheDaring: Two more hot, wet, naked soapy attention whores NSFW

God bless you Dirk. You are my personal hero.

*Sigh* Working nights sucks because when you get home all the BIE threads are essentially over.

If there are any gals who want to help out, prepare for boatloads of praise

EIP

Eat dinner in a different room.

Well this is a nice way to start the day!

Late......as usual. Thought I would contribute anyway. One of my favorites.

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Since pic wouldn't post.

I love this thread so much. So much I'm going to come back later.