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		Prudish wife: What should we do about our hot, wet, sexy, naked, soapy, showering attention whore of a neighbor? Advice Columnist: Shut up and let your husband get his jollies (theglobeandmail.com)		433
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Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:03:45 PM

utardsRock: Goddamnit!!! Steve Job's death is going to kill this thread!!!

Whiskey Tango Charlie!!!

WTH?! He died? :(

Thudfark		2011-10-05 08:04:10 PM

utardsRock: Goddamnit!!! Steve Job's death is going to kill this thread!!!

Whiskey Tango Charlie!!!

idoubt it.

SearchN		2011-10-05 08:04:26 PM

wambu: Newsletter.

Does he have one?

Yes, actually we do.

/Hint: Check my profile.

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:05:13 PM

Banned on the Run		2011-10-05 08:05:54 PM

Not showering, but she is obtaining water from a bathroom fixture (NSFW, awesome legs, new window)

/ no more shower pics
// if this thread broadens to water/wet in general, I can blow it up
/// later all
//// I said "broad"

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:06:16 PM

Thudfark		2011-10-05 08:06:47 PM

Banned on the Run: Not showering, but she is obtaining water from a bathroom fixture (NSFW, awesome legs, new window)

/ no more shower pics
// if this thread broadens to water/wet in general, I can blow it up
/// later all
//// I said "broad"

Water broading is illegal. Didn't you get the memo?

hardcore0369		2011-10-05 08:06:56 PM

Banned on the Run and Third in Line are now lime green and this thread is bookmarked for sure. Thanks for your great contributions.

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:08:21 PM

hardcore0369: Banned on the Run and Third in Line are now lime green and this thread is bookmarked for sure. Thanks for your great contributions.

*blushes green*

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:09:29 PM

Well, the bathroom's right next to the kitchen.
i649.photobucket.com

elev8meL8r		2011-10-05 08:09:57 PM

utardsRock: Goddamnit!!! Steve Job's death is going to kill this thread!!!

wait, what?

memorialize Steve Jobs with handjobs

SearchN		2011-10-05 08:10:33 PM

Third In Line: hardcore0369: Banned on the Run and Third in Line are now lime green and this thread is bookmarked for sure. Thanks for your great contributions.

*blushes green*

Personally I would flag you in pink... Deep, deep pink. Deep, deep, wet, pink. Deep, deep, deep, wet pink.

Tyrannosaurus Reich		2011-10-05 08:11:29 PM

Come now, let's give the ladies and gay men some eye candy, too.

lh3.ggpht.com

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:11:31 PM

I think I've run out too, so here is just one of my faves :)

i649.photobucket.com

utardsRock		2011-10-05 08:11:40 PM

Before the Steve Job's thread kills this one, CAN I PLEASE GET SOME BIE?

Pretty pretty please??? I am so upset that this thread is going to end on account of a well expected event!!!

/EIP

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:12:08 PM

SearchN: Third In Line: hardcore0369: Banned on the Run and Third in Line are now lime green and this thread is bookmarked for sure. Thanks for your great contributions.

*blushes green*

Personally I would flag you in pink... Deep, deep pink. Deep, deep, wet, pink. Deep, deep, deep, wet pink.

[blink, blink]

Tell me more.

elev8meL8r		2011-10-05 08:12:20 PM

"Hold on sweetie....lift your legs and hand me a rag, I think I found what's clogging up the drain..."

Elminst		2011-10-05 08:12:48 PM

Third In Line: Papanunny: So, Banned on the Run and Third in Line, how do y'all enjoy your new lime greeny-ness?

Oo-la-la! I do like green :D

And I am skipping over a LOT of other nice pics in the bukkit to bring you the wet ones, so let me know when it's time to digress...

TIL and BotR have been a lovely green for me for quite some time...
I should change one of them to red so the boobies thread look like christmas...

/send me presents
//BIE

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:13:15 PM

NEEDS a shower.

i649.photobucket.com

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:14:24 PM

NSFW? (new window)

Tyrannosaurus Reich		2011-10-05 08:20:02 PM

DirkTheDaring		2011-10-05 08:20:48 PM

Pricipal. Caught sayof boobies that has stoped showering. Is Steve Jobs dead or not. CNN says yes.

-or-

Hello, I am write single to salute and wait for BIE again. EIP

Here is another soapy naked woman I photographed. Posted in his memory. (NSFW)

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:22:12 PM

Tyrannosaurus Reich: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x600]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 250x307]

[www.gymjox.com image 427x640]

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 300x450]

Oh, thank you!

TheBigJerk		2011-10-05 08:22:18 PM

I'd leave a note.

Call me boring but the internet is full of porn and if, by some chance, she is ignorant that she's putting on a show she'd probably rather be aware of it.

And if she's doing it on purpose, well...

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:22:49 PM

SearchN		2011-10-05 08:25:55 PM

Tyrannosaurus Reich: Come now, let's give the ladies and gay men some eye candy, too.

[lh3.ggpht.com image 600x900]

[img442.imageshack.us image 500x667]

I send out notification on weeners threads as well (for those so inclined). Drop me a line if you want me to add you.

Tyrannosaurus Reich		2011-10-05 08:27:04 PM

Third In Line: Tyrannosaurus Reich: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x600]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 250x307]

[www.gymjox.com image 427x640]

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 300x450]

Oh, thank you!

You're quite welcome :3

Unfortunately those were the only SFW pics I could find. Might have to switch to guys frolicking in the ocean, lakes, pools, etc.

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:28:38 PM

Tyrannosaurus Reich: Third In Line: Tyrannosaurus Reich: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x600]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 250x307]

[www.gymjox.com image 427x640]

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 300x450]

Oh, thank you!

You're quite welcome :3

Unfortunately those were the only SFW pics I could find. Might have to switch to guys frolicking in the ocean, lakes, pools, etc.

Please do.

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:29:17 PM

Elminst: Third In Line: Papanunny: So, Banned on the Run and Third in Line, how do y'all enjoy your new lime greeny-ness?

Oo-la-la! I do like green :D

And I am skipping over a LOT of other nice pics in the bukkit to bring you the wet ones, so let me know when it's time to digress...

TIL and BotR have been a lovely green for me for quite some time...
I should change one of them to red so the boobies thread look like christmas...

/send me presents
//BIE

ygm

Zeppelininthesky		2011-10-05 08:34:22 PM

I love wet boobs

ArmednHammered		2011-10-05 08:39:02 PM

Can I borrow your towel? My car just ran over a water buffalo.
i773.photobucket.com

Tyrannosaurus Reich		2011-10-05 08:39:10 PM

Third In Line: Tyrannosaurus Reich: Third In Line: Tyrannosaurus Reich:

Oh, thank you!

You're quite welcome :3

Unfortunately those were the only SFW pics I could find. Might have to switch to guys frolicking in the ocean, lakes, pools, etc.

Please do.

Here you go

4.bp.blogspot.com

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:40:22 PM

Tyrannosaurus Reich: Here you go

I like em. Yup. Carry on!

Omahawg		2011-10-05 08:40:29 PM

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since I don't want to offend anyone by posting butterfaces....

Elminst		2011-10-05 08:40:36 PM

Third In Line: Elminst: Third In Line: Papanunny: So, Banned on the Run and Third in Line, how do y'all enjoy your new lime greeny-ness?

Oo-la-la! I do like green :D

And I am skipping over a LOT of other nice pics in the bukkit to bring you the wet ones, so let me know when it's time to digress...

TIL and BotR have been a lovely green for me for quite some time...
I should change one of them to red so the boobies thread look like christmas...

/send me presents
//BIE

ygm

And such lovely mail it is...
damn for being at work...

Zeppelininthesky		2011-10-05 08:42:27 PM

NSFW (new window)

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:42:56 PM

Elminst: And such lovely mail it is...
damn for being at work...

-sigh-

At least, put me on your stalkers list. I am so there ;^P

Omahawg		2011-10-05 08:43:08 PM

Tyrannosaurus Reich		2011-10-05 08:45:41 PM

Elminst		2011-10-05 08:47:22 PM

Ok... we're approaching disparity in ratio of half naked men to half-naked women...
BotR, get back in here.

/would help but can't
//stupid work

Omahawg		2011-10-05 08:47:56 PM

SearchN		2011-10-05 08:48:03 PM

Water related.

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:49:43 PM

I have wet boy pics. Yes, I do. Posted them all in the Speedo thread.

i649.photobucket.com

Omahawg		2011-10-05 08:51:20 PM

shower me with bie!

i'm sorry. i couldn't stop myself.

farm1.static.flickr.com

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:52:44 PM

Omahawg: shower me with bie!

i'm sorry. i couldn't stop myself.

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You are cracking me up with your ">

Tyrannosaurus Reich		2011-10-05 08:52:55 PM

Third In Line: Tyrannosaurus Reich: Here you go

I like em. Yup. Carry on!

Hmhmhm, nothing like wet studs, eh?

www.examiner.com

Third In Line		2011-10-05 08:53:49 PM

I know where to find all those pics that Photobucket deleted... gimme a sec.

Tyrannosaurus Reich		2011-10-05 08:55:18 PM

Elminst: Ok... we're approaching disparity in ratio of half naked men to half-naked women...
BotR, get back in here.

/would help but can't
//stupid work

Sauce for the gander, sauce for the goose.

I May Be Crazy But...		2011-10-05 08:56:10 PM

I'm just sorry for the husband, and all other men in his position. To know that they have the chance to look at a naked woman, but they can't. No. Sorry isn't the right word. I am outraged on their behalf. They know how important it is to do their part for keeping the total number of naked women seen by men high, but the can't help. But I can assuage their worry - I'm here to help. I'm willing to look at as many women in any state of undress as possible - for the greater good, of course. I may not enjoy it, but I'll take a hit for the team.

/That's a darn lie. I'll enjoy every second of it.
//EIP