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(Globe and Mail)   Prudish wife: What should we do about our hot, wet, sexy, naked, soapy, showering attention whore of a neighbor? Advice Columnist: Shut up and let your husband get his jollies   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 433
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2011-10-05 06:51:58 PM
To each their own, I say. If she wants to show the goodies, let them watch.

... For example, Farkettes. I'd be glad to take a look at any who care to share the BIE.

EIP and all that.
 
2011-10-05 06:51:59 PM
"I've tried flashing kitchen lights to see if she gets the message, but no change."

What, like morse code?
 
2011-10-05 06:54:11 PM
I, too, will have to come back later.
 
2011-10-05 06:54:30 PM
i14.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-05 06:55:38 PM
I really should update that profile. I haven't owned my own firm since January of this year.
 
2011-10-05 06:55:41 PM
Hey, the article is Canadian. I bet this means it's really cold.

Like, cold enough to cut shatterproof glass-kinda cold.

I think I'll go take a shower myself.
 
2011-10-05 06:56:40 PM
I use to walk around naked in the bedroom of my apartment when I was younger. The wall to wall, floor to ceiling window faced the parking lot and main road. I know I was seen by several of my female neighbors as a few made tongue in cheek comments in front of me about seeing all kinds of things from the parking lot. None of them complained.
 
2011-10-05 06:56:47 PM

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2011-10-05 06:56:49 PM
Shut up and help your husband get his jollies

Improved.
 
2011-10-05 06:57:44 PM
She said "it's getting hot in here, so Ima take off all my clothes!"
 
2011-10-05 06:58:05 PM
EIP,
hot, wet, naked, soapy, etc is welcome.
 
2011-10-05 07:00:32 PM
i14.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-05 07:01:11 PM
DTD

YHM. You also have something special in there.

/Yea, its UWIE. We both know it.
 
2011-10-05 07:01:19 PM
 
2011-10-05 07:01:24 PM
this is not a book-thing... buff ... er stuff. nuts.

/I have had similar problem. It was awesome.
 
2011-10-05 07:02:51 PM
Uh, wrong. Let me guess, the author is:

1. A male chauvinist pig.
2. An unmarried, bitter woman.
3. A bag of rocks.
4. A lesbian (NTTAWWT).
5. Some guy.

/Dnrtfa, but looking forward to being right when I do.
//Pretty much covered all the bases. (:
 
2011-10-05 07:03:56 PM

SearchN: DTD

YHM. You also have something special in there.

/Yea, its UWIE. We both know it.


Guess how I know you're left-handed?
 
2011-10-05 07:05:58 PM
EIP

Another slow day. some hot, wet, soapy, and/or naked BIE would help speed up and cheer up my day.
 
2011-10-05 07:07:35 PM

DirkTheDaring: SearchN: DTD

YHM. You also have something special in there.

/Yea, its UWIE. We both know it.

Guess how I know you're left-handed?


Right handed actually, but if you break an arm in the early teens you learn to adapt. RepeatedlyRapidly.
 
2011-10-05 07:09:16 PM
I would like to inform anyone in here that would like to know, I am pro naked soapy showering by chicks, as long as it isn't my step daughter, and I also have EIP.
 
2011-10-05 07:09:17 PM
But, I have to ask
Is this thread
Even going anywhere?

Everyone is posting images
I like it very much
Please continue


please and thanks
 
2011-10-05 07:09:25 PM
unless she looks like bea arthur, the only problem i see is the naked chick has a nosey ass neighbor.

/EIP
//BIE
///amidoingitright?
 
2011-10-05 07:09:46 PM
This is NOT a bookmark for when I get home. NOT, I say!

/or a call for bie
//eip
 
2011-10-05 07:10:46 PM
If i was the husband, I would be one dish washing fool. I could see it now...

Wife: Honey, why are you washing those dishes? They're not even dirty!

Me: Uhh... I read something in Scientific America about dust mites. They are the silent killer and these dishes haven't been used in ages. Can we get some Palmolive? My hands are chaffing.
 
2011-10-05 07:11:08 PM
I lived in a shiatty apartment once that had a HUGE window in the shower... The bath room was on the second floor, and I never really thought about it, I just hung up one of those cheap frosty looking shower curtains.

Apparently... those are completely see through when showering at night.

I had a couple of very happy teen-aged boys living across the alleyway, who's mothers were NOT amused.

///I hung up a darker shower curtain LOL
 
2011-10-05 07:12:45 PM
From tfa: Maybe she's ignoring the flashing lights. Maybe she wants to give you a show. Maybe she's advertising, hoping one night you and your husband will ring her doorbell and ...

Yep, he's an idiot.

/Isn't the Globe and Mail supposed to be a serious paper, with real writers, not immature hacks?
 
2011-10-05 07:13:49 PM
This thread has potential....

i213.photobucket.com


Send her to my shower. I'll bathe her myself.

Any farkettes that want to use my shower, please suBmit an applIcation to thE EIP.
 
2011-10-05 07:15:15 PM

Need Help Soonish: I had a couple of very happy teen-aged boys living across the alleyway, who's mothers were NOT amused.


Eh, Mom got over it. She was like, "You know, if you're going to fap, I'd rather you fap at home under our supervision, rather than going out fapping with your friends in the streets at all hours of the night, and possibly driving home afterwards."

Ultimately, my parents came to enjoy it as much as I did.
 
2011-10-05 07:15:26 PM
Need Help Soonish  2011-10-05 07:11:08 PMI lived in a shiatty apartment once that had a HUGE window in the shower... The bath room was on the second floor, and I never really thought about it, I just hung up one of those cheap frosty looking shower curtains.Apparently... those are completely see through when showering at night.I had a couple of very happy teen-aged boys living across the alleyway, who's mothers were NOT amused.///I hung up a darker shower curtain LOL

pics or it didnt happen

/EIP
 
2011-10-05 07:16:48 PM

Banned on the Run: /1st hand experience


heh

/fap
 
2011-10-05 07:18:12 PM

Banned on the Run: DirkTheDaring: vsavatar: DirkTheDaring: What a hot, wet, soapy, showering attention whore may look like

Thanks a lot Dirk! I just got fired thanks to you!

Point taken.

My previous link is NSFW

SORRY EVERYBODY

mods please delete/fix... thank you

Ask mods to delete directly using question submission thingy.
They don't always see your request in comments

/1st hand experience


Good idea. Done and done.

Here is another pic that I took of a wet naked shower AW. (NSFW)
 
2011-10-05 07:18:29 PM
I hate to state the obvious but..

Who stares out any window facing the neighbor's house at all? (I mean under normal non-naked instances of course, everyone looks at that if it's not 472 lbs of nasty)

Generally speaking, window's are for a good view(gardes, sunset, approaching guests, etc) and/or letting light in.

I can maybe understand if it's the kitchen sink window, but other than that, wtf? How is someone looking out this window at another house, presumably for hours on end, and considering it the neighbor's being a dick or weird in any case?

IMO, she's obviously that nosy neighbor, passive aggressively(come on, flashing the kitchen lights?) peeping out the blinds at everyone constantly. Get off her lawn!!!

farking nut job.
 
2011-10-05 07:19:13 PM

elev8meL8r: Need Help Soonish: I had a couple of very happy teen-aged boys living across the alleyway, who's mothers were NOT amused.

Eh, Mom got over it. She was like, "You know, if you're going to fap, I'd rather you fap at home under our supervision, rather than going out fapping with your friends in the streets at all hours of the night, and possibly driving home afterwards."

Ultimately, my parents came to enjoy it as much as I did.


Especially your Dad?
 
2011-10-05 07:20:52 PM
the local juice joint now offers you the opportunity to scrub a dub dub the dancers in a shower. which i think is a bit odd but whatever.

bie?
eip

soapy hot wet bie?

yes, still eip
 
2011-10-05 07:21:00 PM

Need Help Soonish: elev8meL8r: Need Help Soonish: I had a couple of very happy teen-aged boys living across the alleyway, who's mothers were NOT amused.

Eh, Mom got over it. She was like, "You know, if you're going to fap, I'd rather you fap at home under our supervision, rather than going out fapping with your friends in the streets at all hours of the night, and possibly driving home afterwards."

Ultimately, my parents came to enjoy it as much as I did.

Especially your Dad?


Let's put it this way: I'm pretty sure you're the only reason I'm in my 30s with a teenaged little brother.
 
2011-10-05 07:22:43 PM

Thudfark: Oh hai. Was just in the neighbour's shower, I mean neighbourhood and thought I'd drop in.


Eeeek! A pervert!
 
2011-10-05 07:23:33 PM

Omahawg: the local juice joint now offers you the opportunity to scrub a dub dub the dancers in a shower


I'm not sure what the hell this means, but I THINK it may be relevant to my interests.

I think.
 
2011-10-05 07:24:29 PM

Third In Line: Thudfark: Oh hai. Was just in the neighbour's shower, I mean neighbourhood and thought I'd drop in.

Eeeek! A pervert!


Don't try any preversions in there.

/or you'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company
 
2011-10-05 07:25:15 PM
*riffles around in bukkit*
 
2011-10-05 07:26:05 PM
Bookmark? This isn't one.

/hot and wet and soapy? yes, please.
/EIP
 
2011-10-05 07:26:29 PM
i649.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-05 07:27:07 PM
I have surprising few pics of showers.

Allow this close approximation to serve as a bookmark (NSFW, new window)
 
2011-10-05 07:27:51 PM
NSFW (new window)

NSFW (new window)

Love the water ones...
 
2011-10-05 07:28:56 PM
I was considering contributing to the thread, but if one is to GIS, say, "showering babe" you get a plethora of tastyness.

That's my only problem with fark boob threads...when you can't compete with GIS, what's the point?

That's what I like about uncommonly themed threads. Good job up thread guys, for most of those are not run of the mill with a million clones (though the stock watermarked ones are a bit of a sham, imo).

Maybe I'll work on it later.

/bookmark
 
2011-10-05 07:29:25 PM

Third In Line: *riffles around in bukkit*


Hey there! Good to see you!

This one is from last year, but she's still a hot, wet, naked, soapy AW. (NSFW)

(copyright DirkTheDaring)
 
2011-10-05 07:29:45 PM
NSFW (new window)

NSFW (new window)
 
2011-10-05 07:30:15 PM
I require BIE - come with it ladies.
 
2011-10-05 07:30:33 PM

DirkTheDaring: Third In Line: *riffles around in bukkit*

Hey there! Good to see you!

This one is from last year, but she's still a hot, wet, naked, soapy AW. (NSFW)

(copyright DirkTheDaring)


Hi, yourself! :D

I like her tats.
 
2011-10-05 07:30:41 PM
NSFW (hand bikini fail, new window)
 
2011-10-05 07:32:03 PM

Gaseous Anomaly: Third In Line: Thudfark: Oh hai. Was just in the neighbour's shower, I mean neighbourhood and thought I'd drop in.

Eeeek! A pervert!

Don't try any preversions in there.

/or you'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company


POE...EOP
wait. am i doing it wrong?
 
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