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(Globe and Mail)   Prudish wife: What should we do about our hot, wet, sexy, naked, soapy, showering attention whore of a neighbor? Advice Columnist: Shut up and let your husband get his jollies   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 433
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2011-10-05 04:32:59 PM  
but we find it uncomfortable

Yeah. Uncomfortable like a fox.


... or something.
 
2011-10-05 04:35:14 PM  

Calmamity: but we find it uncomfortable

Yeah. Uncomfortable like a fox.


... or something.


Wife has pronoun issues.
Hubs pants may be a bit uncomfortable and maybe he's been a bit more amorous lately?

Hilarious.
 
2011-10-05 04:40:35 PM  
This thread has incredible potential. I'll be back later.

/subby
 
2011-10-05 04:42:37 PM  
Well, it feels so right when you squeezed it tight,
when you reach the end do it over again
I say yeah yeah
I say yeah yeah
 
2011-10-05 04:43:17 PM  
Heh. The columnists bit at the beginning was fun.
 
2011-10-05 04:49:02 PM  
Right right. Get on with it!

Here's my take. My god dammed house, my god dammed right to sex my gf in front of the open window, take a shower in front of an open window, walk around in my undies with the doors open. You are looking into my private domain. If you've a problem with it, close your windows.

Why doesn't anyone take any responsibility for their own actions anymore.

Oh and pics of said chick showering would have been helpful.
 
2011-10-05 05:12:30 PM  
The obvious answer:

1. Stop complaining.
2. Set up live web cam from kitchen window.
3. Broadcast 24/7.
4. Charge horny men $$ to watch broadcasts.
5. Profit.
 
2011-10-05 05:16:42 PM  
The letter doesn't say she's hot. Maybe they're both uncomfortable because the neighbor is fat and/or ugly.

/sorry to ruin the fantasies
 
2011-10-05 05:25:54 PM  

McCaesar: The letter doesn't say she's hot. Maybe they're both uncomfortable because the neighbor is fat and/or ugly.

/sorry to ruin the fantasies


www.gamingevolution.info

And, you are not sorry.
 
2011-10-05 05:26:08 PM  
I for one would be happier if this neighbor was arrested and put in jail ...

we've already established that naked hairy men aren't allowed to walk around naked IN THEIR OWN FREAKING HOUSE... so why should there be sexism involved?

oh.. right... feminism and equality is only applicable when it takes power away from men...
 
2011-10-05 05:34:01 PM  

trouzourt: we've already established that naked hairy men aren't allowed to walk around naked IN THEIR OWN FREAKING HOUSE... so why should there be sexism involved?


What, what?
 
2011-10-05 05:38:07 PM  

trouzourt: we've already established that naked hairy men aren't allowed to walk around naked IN THEIR OWN FREAKING HOUSE... so why should there be sexism involved?


I think that we can all agree that naked dudes should have to close the blinds while hot naked chicks should not.
 
2011-10-05 05:41:54 PM  

McCaesar: The letter doesn't say she's hot. Maybe they're both uncomfortable because the neighbor is fat and/or ugly.

/sorry to ruin the fantasies


I'm guessing that you aren't married, are you? I'm guessing that if the neighbor were unattractive, the wife wouldn't be mad, or at least mad enough to write an advice columnist about it.
 
2011-10-05 05:43:56 PM  

Nadie_AZ: What, what?


Nosy nellies have gotten guys arrested for being naked in their own house. There was one notable instance where it required the woman to walk into his yard to see him since the window was not visible from the road. He still got arrested.
 
2011-10-05 05:48:24 PM  

GAT_00: Nadie_AZ: What, what?

Nosy nellies have gotten guys arrested for being naked in their own house. There was one notable instance where it required the woman to walk into his yard to see him since the window was not visible from the road. He still got arrested.


That's so much horse shiat.

Reminds me of the bullshiat where if I hold my daughter's hand in public, I must be a pedo.
 
2011-10-05 05:51:41 PM  

Nabb1: I'm guessing that you aren't married, are you? I'm guessing that if the neighbor were unattractive, the wife wouldn't be mad, or at least mad enough to write an advice columnist about it.


If there was an attractive neighbor, I'd call the wife over and we could both watch. If there was a fugly neighbor, I'd sign my name to the letter too.

/won't someone please think of the property value?
 
2011-10-05 05:54:27 PM  

Nadie_AZ: GAT_00: Nadie_AZ: What, what?

Nosy nellies have gotten guys arrested for being naked in their own house. There was one notable instance where it required the woman to walk into his yard to see him since the window was not visible from the road. He still got arrested.

That's so much horse shiat.

Reminds me of the bullshiat where if I hold my daughter's hand in public, I must be a pedo.


I had a talk with a cop because I had the unmitigated audacity to walk my daughter to the park on a WEEKDAY in the middle of the day when non-pedos are apparently busy at work.

Yes, he said males that are not working during the day were almost always criminals. Luckily I have a neighbor that is a cop in the same department who was ALSO off that fine day and saw what was happening while walking his kid to the same park.
 
2011-10-05 06:02:34 PM  

R.A.Danny: Yes, he said males that are not working during the day were almost always criminals.


This is a lie.

Crime across the nation is going down. I just saw an article in our paper a few weeks ago state that crime here had gone down, as well. Yet, I had someone recently try to sell me security doors for my house because of 'increased violent crimes'.

It's maddening to read the statistics and then be lied to. And you were by a police officer?
 
2011-10-05 06:20:46 PM  

Nadie_AZ: R.A.Danny: Yes, he said males that are not working during the day were almost always criminals.

This is a lie.

Crime across the nation is going down. I just saw an article in our paper a few weeks ago state that crime here had gone down, as well. Yet, I had someone recently try to sell me security doors for my house because of 'increased violent crimes'.

It's maddening to read the statistics and then be lied to. And you were by a police officer?


Yep.
 
2011-10-05 06:24:59 PM  
That sort of thing sometimes makes me uncomfortable too.

/when I'm wearing pants.
 
2011-10-05 06:25:44 PM  
I think that the International Rules Of The Internet require that all soapy naked showering women be hot, so the argument that "she might not be hot" carries no water ... hot soapy water.
 
2011-10-05 06:27:01 PM  
Headso: I think that we can all agree that naked dudes should have to close the blinds while hot naked chicks should not. be allowed to even purchase them.

FTFY
 
2011-10-05 06:28:25 PM  
doesn't say what the neighbor looks like - hubby may very well be disgusted
 
2011-10-05 06:28:35 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

Howdy neighbor.
 
2011-10-05 06:29:00 PM  
footloose.files.wordpress.com

/Obligatory
 
2011-10-05 06:29:22 PM  
This is something that comes about once in a lifetime. When we were boys looking through our bedroom windows we would think, 'Why can't there be a woman out there taking her clothes off?' And now that wish has come true and you want to... pfffft... throw it away?!

-- Kramer
 
2011-10-05 06:29:31 PM  
Buy a camera. With a long, hard lens.
 
2011-10-05 06:30:24 PM  

Advice Columnist: Shut up and let your husband get his jollies


"...and post some damn hi-res pics for once."
 
2011-10-05 06:31:21 PM  
Dear Canada,

No matter how many of these articles you submit, you will never get a Canada tag. Get over it.
 
2011-10-05 06:31:29 PM  
I'd love to see the girl next door nekkid. She's smoking hot.
 
2011-10-05 06:32:44 PM  

trouzourt: I for one would be happier if this neighbor was arrested and put in jail ...

we've already established that naked hairy men aren't allowed to walk around naked IN THEIR OWN FREAKING HOUSE... so why should there be sexism involved?

oh.. right... feminism and equality is only applicable when it takes power away from men...



It's a bold and daring troll move in this crowd. I'm sure you'll get lots of bites from the shock value alone.

10/10
 
2011-10-05 06:32:52 PM  
She's doing it on purpose, she's hawt, and they should be thanking her for positive impact on society.

/had a neighbor like that once across the alley. there is NO WAY the girls that do this stuff are oblivious. Bless 'em.
 
2011-10-05 06:33:10 PM  
Thank you ArkAngel.. I was just wodering what a woman taking a shower might look like...

:)
 
2011-10-05 06:33:33 PM  
Um, binoculars and a clean window. What, did the dude not go through the ages of 10-20?
 
2011-10-05 06:33:35 PM  
oh, dear

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-05 06:34:26 PM  
I'm betting the showering neighbor would start pulling the blinds the first time she notices hubby across the way jackin' it into his kitchen sink.
 
2011-10-05 06:34:33 PM  

DirkTheDaring: This thread has incredible potential. I'll be back later.

/subby


This thread does have potential..

img803.imageshack.us
 
2011-10-05 06:35:43 PM  
I actually had a similar 'problem'.
A neighbor from Europe thought this country was way too obsessed with sex, and was determined to live as she wanted - and thought we should.
She would sun bathe nude, wander around the house/yard wearing only a shirt that was just short enough to prove there were no undies involved ....

Oh the good old days.

/Her husband cop was my excuse to do nothing.
 
2011-10-05 06:37:35 PM  
I have seen most of my neighbors naked, semi-naked or at least in their underwear.

I keep the blinds closed

/walks around the house naked
 
2011-10-05 06:38:07 PM  

thebigfarker: I actually had a similar 'problem'.
A neighbor from Europe thought this country was way too obsessed with sex, and was determined to live as she wanted - and thought we should.
She would sun bathe nude, wander around the house/yard wearing only a shirt that was just short enough to prove there were no undies involved ....

Oh the good old days.

/Her husband cop was my excuse to do nothing.


Pics or it didn't happen....
 
2011-10-05 06:40:51 PM  
I do not understand why the Advice Columnist is so uncaring. This situation is obviously a nightmare for the women who wrote for the advice. Let us not forget scripture:

Thy naked \is an Obamanation in my eyes
thy pureness is misleading, cover thy body, lest you tempt thy neighbor!
Genisis 51:13
 
2011-10-05 06:40:54 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Calmamity: but we find it uncomfortable

Yeah. Uncomfortable like a fox.


... or something.

Wife has pronoun issues.
Hubs pants may be a bit uncomfortable and maybe he's been a bit more amorous lately?

Hilarious.


img197.imageshack.us

Uploaded with ImageShack.us
 
2011-10-05 06:41:44 PM  
Mrs. Smurf wishes we had neighbors like that. We'd film that shiat and share it a year later on the porn sites
 
2011-10-05 06:42:49 PM  

snowjack: oh, dear


You're neat
 
2011-10-05 06:44:10 PM  
This is very much a Pics Or It Didn't Happen kind of thread.
 
2011-10-05 06:47:22 PM  
Oh hai. Was just in the neighbour's shower, I mean neighbourhood and thought I'd drop in.
 
2011-10-05 06:48:01 PM  
I suggest that the husband go over and give her a severe tongue lashing !
 
2011-10-05 06:49:09 PM  
FTA: Buff or nut, one of the two, I'm not really sure which.

Indeed.
 
2011-10-05 06:51:04 PM  

TravisBickle62: I think that the International Rules Of The Internet require that all soapy naked showering women be hot, so the argument that "she might not be hot" carries no water ... hot soapy water.


I concur, based upon the legal precedent set in Tits v. GTFO.
 
2011-10-05 06:51:19 PM  
If this woman really doesn't know her neighbors can see into her shower, I feel really embarassed and bad for her. It's possible there was a problem with the installation of the shower window, like it was reversed and she can't see out but people can see in.

What they should do is ask for a tour of her house, use her bathroom, and see how much she can see out. If it's obvious she can see into their kitchen clearly, then she must know what's up. If she can't see out, maybe she has no idea. That dictates your options from there on out.
 
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