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(ESPN)   Duke Sucks!   ( divider line
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3990 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Nov 2001 at 11:06 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-02 11:10:52 AM  
2001-11-02 11:11:17 AM  
Go Gators!!
2001-11-02 11:12:00 AM  
2001-11-02 11:12:08 AM  

Anyone wanna help me out?
2001-11-02 11:14:13 AM  
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2001-11-02 11:15:37 AM  
MadMonk- RIGHT ON!!!
you a student or alumni (or just a fan?)
Vox, 3JM @ UF
2001-11-02 11:21:48 AM  
You can't spell SUCK without UK. Go HOGS Go!
2001-11-02 11:21:59 AM  
"Certainly Duke is Duke, there on tv more than Leave it to Beavah....Reruns"

spot that quote farkers
2001-11-02 11:23:37 AM  
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2001-11-02 11:23:53 AM  
2001-11-02 11:27:16 AM  
can't spell suck without uk, that's funny. I HATE KENTUCKY WITH A PASSION!!!
2001-11-02 11:28:09 AM  
Yeah, Land of the Babes was pure garbage.
2001-11-02 11:30:22 AM  
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Ha! Duke not good enough in 1994! Go HOGS!

PS: Good to see the SEC represented here on Fark.
2001-11-02 11:33:57 AM  
Malinois -

I'm surprised that any UNC fans know what the FRONT of a sheep looks like.
2001-11-02 11:35:25 AM  
I have to root for the Blue Devils. Go Coach K. My beloved Husker's wouldn't know a basketball if it hit them in the face so go Duke.
2001-11-02 11:37:18 AM  
Whhhhoooooaaaaaa C - A - T - S Cats! Cats! Cats!

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2001-11-02 11:38:51 AM  
Duke and UNC, the two easiest bandwagons to hop on in basketball. If I see Dicky V yelling about this game this year again I'm gonna shoot myself. If you root for these teams yet don't go/went to school there then you're just a lil' biatch who doesn't really know about sports.
College basketball is no fun anymore since everyone leaves to go to the NBA so quick (and who can blame them, the college game is just profiting off of them while they basically starve, don't give me that education crap). The NBA use to suck but now it's much more fun to watch, at least I can follow a player there.
2001-11-02 11:39:08 AM  
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2001-11-02 11:39:08 AM  

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2001-11-02 11:39:18 AM  
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2001-11-02 11:40:31 AM  
The Fighting Illini are going to kick everyone's ass and win it all.
2001-11-02 11:40:33 AM  
and Kentucky can gobble a big fat cock. They're to the SEC basketball league what Florida is (scratch that) WAS to football. The most arrogant fans ever. I've never met bigger assholes in my life.

ed note
Still have yet to meet Barry Bonds.
2001-11-02 11:40:56 AM  
LOL, Badger, she doesn't look too bad after a couple of drinks...
2001-11-02 11:41:34 AM  
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2001-11-02 11:43:13 AM  
I hope Michael Jordan's brittle old legs snap in half.
2001-11-02 11:43:38 AM  
Whippuh's right about players leaving early, I like being able to see someone develop over time...Not a Duke fan but Shane Battier stayed through, good for him.
2001-11-02 11:47:09 AM  
I like Kentucky fans, because they are always nice. However, as a good Razorback fan, I must hate Kentucky. It's like a rule.
2001-11-02 11:47:23 AM  
Yeah, even I have respect for Battier, had to hit the mute button for all of last year to avoid hearing Vitale babble on about he it would be his pleasure to have Shane spunk on his face.
2001-11-02 11:48:25 AM  
Fb-: Will you still cheer Patino?
2001-11-02 11:49:42 AM  
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Suits and Boots! Yeah baby!
2001-11-02 11:50:50 AM  
Whippuh: I respect him but
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I don't mind Vitale, but he fawns all over the ACC teams, especially from North Carolina (UNC, Duke, NC State, and Wake Forest.) I do respect him for throwing weight behind the JimmyV Foundation.
2001-11-02 11:51:52 AM  
Patino is a biatch too. He's just a pretty boy who knows how to milk the media. He says all the right things etc... Two words, coont punt!!!
Will the Celtics ever recover from him running them?

"You know, Bird and McHale aren't coming back through those doors", and it might hurt to admit. But I bet they love the fact that Pitino won't be coming back either.
2001-11-02 11:53:27 AM  
I would slice Pitino's belly open with a dull knife if I ever got close enough to him.
2001-11-02 11:53:45 AM  
This is funny: GEAUX to hell. I hate Kentucky and Duke. But I hate LSU most of all.
2001-11-02 11:54:56 AM  
Fb-: That's the attitude! I hate all these Kentucky fans that don't know the meaning of the rivalry! Yeah...sports is about pure, firey hate.
2001-11-02 12:00:16 PM  
I got arrested at a UK game for spitting and throwing things at Billy Donovan and the Florida bench.
2001-11-02 12:02:54 PM  
I wonder if you could use Donovan's hair as a shield from an attack? I bet the bright shiny glare would scare off attackers!
2001-11-02 12:05:30 PM  
You're my new hero, Fb. I can't stand that prick Donovan.
2001-11-02 12:05:44 PM  
come on now, we need some more Terp lovin'....
2001-11-02 12:11:29 PM  
Oh. I thought this was about David Duke.

2001-11-02 12:16:02 PM  
2001-11-02 12:19:03 PM  
Old Skool Friars
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2001-11-02 12:22:10 PM  
New school whiny biatches.
2001-11-02 12:24:02 PM  
and I thought this was going to be an article about John Wayne comming out of the closet
2001-11-02 12:25:50 PM  
VOX: Was a student, now I work on campus as IT staff
2001-11-02 12:26:41 PM  
Pitino looks like he's ready for his money shot! While Donovan is waiting for that reach a round.
2001-11-02 12:27:41 PM  
WOOHOO! I have a new respect for farkers now that I've seen some Billy Donovan haters on here. How long does it take to catch his ass cheating and get him out of coaching!?
2001-11-02 12:29:30 PM  
Rules of being a Kentucky fan:

Must hate Duke(Christian Laettner, especially)
Must travel to Rupp Arena at least once in his her life
Must think Bobby Knight is a dick
Must expect players to be able to hit shots from half court at no less than %45
Must cry whenever we see the replay of Christian Laettner's shot (his ass should have been ejected by then anyway)
2001-11-02 12:32:53 PM  
nobody cheats in College Basketball
2001-11-02 12:34:49 PM  
I thought the article was going to be about Duke's football team when it said that Duke Sucked. That's a given. But when they are ranked #1 and someone says the suck, its just jealousy and envy.
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