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(Celebslam)   When did Kelly Osbourne get sorta hot?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 141
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2011-10-05 11:35:18 AM  
She didn't, that was a lucky angle for the photographer.....

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2011/10/cleavage-kelly-osbourne.php?bf m_ index=8
 
2011-10-05 11:39:36 AM  
She didn't. She has access to tons of her dad's money and that helps to put a lot of lipstick on a pig.
 
2011-10-05 11:45:00 AM  

MeinRS6: She didn't. She has access to tons of her dad's money and that helps to put a lot of lipstick on a pig.


Losing all that weight did her a world of good, except that now she looks an awful lot
like her father. Not every rock star daughter can be Liv Tyler.
 
2011-10-05 11:56:56 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: except that now she looks an awful lot
like her father.


I always see Sharon first. Especially the jaw line. I think she looks great

'cept for the detachable cd player tattoos on her arms.
 
2011-10-05 11:57:58 AM  
Just after never o'clock, which is hopefully just shy of the end of her 15 minutes.
 
2011-10-05 11:59:25 AM  
Never, she got hot never.
 
2011-10-05 12:09:42 PM  
Certainly not yet, probably never.
 
2011-10-05 12:34:10 PM  
when did subby get sorta drunk?
 
2011-10-05 12:47:21 PM  
2 AM on a really, really slow night at the bar

/after a fifth or two of tequila
 
2011-10-05 12:54:44 PM  
You'd do her and you know it.
 
wee
2011-10-05 12:55:53 PM  
She didn't. Not unless she's had a headectomy recently. I haven't checked the link, so I can't say for sure whether she's had the bobble-headed idiocy removed or not...
 
2011-10-05 12:57:30 PM  
The 12th of never.
 
2011-10-05 12:59:45 PM  
Is this a link to an article from when she was 11, cause thats the only time she was hittable.
 
2011-10-05 01:05:05 PM  
Does never work for you?

Because I'm gonna go with never.
 
2011-10-05 01:06:47 PM  
I'll take "Never" for $600, Alex.
 
2011-10-05 01:20:11 PM  
Ok subby...I think the cleavage my be distracting for you...also...Hot? Really? Amazing what 4lbs of makeup can do. Have you been drinking? She looks like an unattractive drag queen.

celebslam.celebuzz.com
 
2011-10-05 01:21:53 PM  
She went from "not with your dick" to "meh, if no one else is around"
 
2011-10-05 01:23:01 PM  

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: She looks like an unattractive drag queen.


So tell me. Do you often find drag queens attractive? :)
 
2011-10-05 01:24:06 PM  

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: Ok subby...I think the cleavage my be distracting for you...also...Hot? Really? Amazing what 4lbs of makeup can do. Have you been drinking? She looks like an unattractive drag queen.

[celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x720]


eesh, that looks like Kurt Russell in drag.
 
2011-10-05 01:33:14 PM  
Without the makeup:

img.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-05 01:39:27 PM  
I'd get all aboard!!! AY AY AY AY!!!
 
2011-10-05 01:40:31 PM  

Cythraul: So tell me. Do you often find drag queens attractive? :)


Well, the wife and I do live about 1.5 miles from a fabulous gay bar here in NoVa. Drag queen brunch and drag queen bingo FTW!
 
2011-10-05 01:50:23 PM  

Cythraul: Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: She looks like an unattractive drag queen.

So tell me. Do you often find drag queens attractive? :)


Hedda Lettuce is pretty hot. Met her and Jennifer Flowers at a show once.
 
2011-10-05 01:53:09 PM  
When did Kelly Osbourne get sorta hot?

It was right after when pigs flew and monkey shot out of my ass.
 
2011-10-05 01:54:49 PM  

Babboonrash: When did Kelly Osbourne get sorta hot?

It was right after when pigs flew and monkey shot out of my ass.


*monkeys
 
2011-10-05 01:58:03 PM  
On the plus side, this thread has taught me a bunch of new phrases to use when telling someone "never".
 
2011-10-05 02:02:33 PM  
I really hope you got a script for what you are smoking, subbs.
 
2011-10-05 02:07:36 PM  
Subby are you out on an oil rig right or on a trawler or freighter?
 
2011-10-05 02:19:58 PM  

Walker: Without the makeup:

[img.photobucket.com image 550x518]


Dude, that's Ozzy from his Bark at the Moon days.

www.silvertentacle.com
 
2011-10-05 02:29:14 PM  
Her knees were always too sharp for me.

(Picture of me):

c181301.r1.cf0.rackcdn.com
 
2011-10-05 02:57:42 PM  
after the 32nd beer
 
2011-10-05 02:59:38 PM  
Never.
 
2011-10-05 03:00:04 PM  
www.ponychan.net
 
2011-10-05 03:00:52 PM  
That depends. Does she still look like a bobble-head doll of Anna Nicole Smith?
 
2011-10-05 03:03:21 PM  
media.nscdn.com
 
2011-10-05 03:04:58 PM  

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: ...Drag queen brunch...


Leave Lady Gaga's band out of it!
 
2011-10-05 03:06:39 PM  
She looks like a transvestite confused about impersonating Elvis and Marilyn Monroe.
 
2011-10-05 03:10:05 PM  
Hasn't yet, but nice side-boob.
 
2011-10-05 03:11:53 PM  
When she was photographed in a way that didn't cause her head to resemble a lollipop.
 
2011-10-05 03:14:06 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: MeinRS6: She didn't. She has access to tons of her dad's money and that helps to put a lot of lipstick on a pig.

Losing all that weight did her a world of good, except that now she looks an awful lot
like her father. Not every rock star daughter can be Liv Tyler.


Or even Mia Tyler...

24.media.tumblr.com

Kelly Osbourne is just plain ugly and annoying.
 
2011-10-05 03:20:36 PM  
Why is Anna Nicole Smith posing in a Kelly Osbourne article?
 
2011-10-05 03:21:13 PM  
She is hot in the same way that 90 percent of all non-fat, non-deformed people under 30 are hot: she looks young.
 
2011-10-05 03:24:34 PM  
I dunno, I'd hit it. She has great legs.

i.dailymail.co.uk

/doublehot
 
2011-10-05 03:24:34 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: MeinRS6: She didn't. She has access to tons of her dad's money and that helps to put a lot of lipstick on a pig.

Losing all that weight did her a world of good, except that now she looks an awful lot
like her father. Not every rock star daughter can be Liv Tyler.


Well Liv Tyler alo didn't follow her dad down Cocaine Alley, either. That has a alot to do with it
 
2011-10-05 03:26:16 PM  

Angry Buddha: I dunno, I'd hit it. She has great legs.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x694]

/doublehot


fark ya
 
2011-10-05 03:30:44 PM  

Godscrack: I always see Sharon first. Especially the jaw line. I think she looks great


I think she's done wonderfully but... Yeah. Sharon's jaw is just reallly big and blocky. I normally wouldn't recommend plastic surgery, but narrowing that jaw back near the ears would make her just a thousand times more attractive to most, IMO.
 
2011-10-05 03:31:58 PM  

Cythraul: You'd do her and you know it.

 
2011-10-05 03:40:36 PM  
Submitter needs his eyes checked, or he hasn't been laid in over a year.
 
2011-10-05 03:45:08 PM  
When did Kelly Osbourne get sorta hot? apparently not yet.
 
2011-10-05 03:47:43 PM  
Subby, why you cant ever share your stash with the class you hoarding biatch?
Puff puff pass asshole!
 
2011-10-05 03:48:47 PM  
Usually I would be that guy to say "I'd hit it!" But when it comes to Kelly Osbourne I have this sneaking suspicion that her downstairs smells like the floor around a Waffle House urinal that been mopped using a dead raccoon. So I have to say "Do not want."

/farkit I'd probably hit it
//Have to have a lot of beer first
///And NO Kelly I aint eatin it
 
2011-10-05 03:49:24 PM  
About after the 5th shot of tequila.
 
2011-10-05 03:51:01 PM  
When she fell head first into the oven trying to get the last pizza roll?
 
2011-10-05 03:51:09 PM  
Her head from straight on is still fat. Liposuction?
 
2011-10-05 03:52:06 PM  

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: Ok subby...I think the cleavage my be distracting for you...also...Hot? Really? Amazing what 4lbs of makeup can do. Have you been drinking? She looks like an unattractive drag queen.

[celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x720]


She so looks like Ozzy in drag in that picture.
 
2011-10-05 03:54:53 PM  
She looks like she could suck start my Husqvarna...I'd give it a whirl just to see how she rides.
 
2011-10-05 03:55:42 PM  
Her vag probably smells like hot garbage
 
2011-10-05 03:56:55 PM  
Mmmmmm, HOT!

celebslam.celebuzz.com
 
2011-10-05 03:58:51 PM  
Blech.
 
2011-10-05 03:59:34 PM  
I've seen worse. I've seen better, but she's far from ugly.
 
2011-10-05 03:59:41 PM  
She lost a lot of weight during her stint on Dancing With the Stars, but she hasn't gotten sorta hot yet.
 
2011-10-05 04:00:29 PM  
bluray.highdefdigest.com

Her Head has it's own weather system...
 
2011-10-05 04:00:32 PM  
She still looks like she smells like arm pits and cat pee.
 
2011-10-05 04:03:24 PM  
Some original headline you got there subby.
 
2011-10-05 04:04:01 PM  
img.photobucket.comimg15.imageshack.us
 
2011-10-05 04:04:38 PM  
media.comicvine.com
 
2011-10-05 04:08:31 PM  

downstairs: Cythraul: Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: She looks like an unattractive drag queen.

So tell me. Do you often find drag queens attractive? :)

Hedda Lettuce is pretty hot. Met her and Jennifer Flowers at a show once.


HEDDA LETTUCE?!?!?! Are you farking kidding me?

There are shiattons of hot drag queens out there. Hedda Lettuce is not one of them. She is pretty in the face, often, but not hot.

Then again, I may hate her solely because of her überbiatch appearance on Project Runway.

For reference:

Hedda Lettuce

oi53.tinypic.com

Hot Drag Queen

oi52.tinypic.com
 
2011-10-05 04:09:08 PM  
When her head is in a paper bag?
 
2011-10-05 04:09:10 PM  
Subby saw a little sideboob and got all worked up, apparently.

She hasn't gotten hot yet.
 
2011-10-05 04:09:47 PM  

GameSprocket: [img.photobucket.com image 550x518][img15.imageshack.us image 320x239]


Bwahahahaha! That was my first thought too!
 
2011-10-05 04:10:14 PM  

Angry Buddha: I dunno, I'd hit it. She has great legs.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x694]

/doublehot


Well, probably had to brownbag her though, looks too much like Ozzy.
 
2011-10-05 04:11:01 PM  
She's alright. Not a super model or anything, but she is like a little better than average when all dolled up. She got in shape when she did DWTS a couple years back.
 
2011-10-05 04:14:08 PM  

Angry Buddha: I dunno, I'd hit it. She has great legs.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x694]

/doublehot


Any male Farker who wouldn't go for that is gay. NTTAWWT.
 
2011-10-05 04:14:20 PM  

mongbiohazard: Subby saw a little sideboob and got all worked up, apparently.

She hasn't gotten hot yet.


this
 
2011-10-05 04:14:41 PM  
face down, ass up...
 
2011-10-05 04:16:02 PM  
mrw.blox.pl
 
2011-10-05 04:20:50 PM  
She looks like a young Tammy Faye Baker.

/The horror.
 
2011-10-05 04:20:51 PM  
wijzeman.files.wordpress.com


images.smh.com.au
 
2011-10-05 04:23:40 PM  
Sorry, still evokes Bark at the Moon. If she's going to ride Daddy's coattails to fame she has to deal with the downside as well.
 
2011-10-05 04:29:19 PM  
I don't know. I think she looks better with brown hair

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-05 04:30:13 PM  

turbidum: downstairs: Cythraul: Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: She looks like an unattractive drag queen.

So tell me. Do you often find drag queens attractive? :)

Hedda Lettuce is pretty hot. Met her and Jennifer Flowers at a show once.

HEDDA LETTUCE?!?!?! Are you farking kidding me?

There are shiattons of hot drag queens out there. Hedda Lettuce is not one of them. She is pretty in the face, often, but not hot.

Then again, I may hate her solely because of her überbiatch appearance on Project Runway.

For reference:

Hedda Lettuce

[oi53.tinypic.com image 486x385]

Hot Drag Queen

[oi52.tinypic.com image 401x639]


I never watched Project Runway... she *was* real nice in person. Not a diva at all, just a normal cool person.
 
2011-10-05 04:31:06 PM  
She looks like Ozzy with tits. Now don't get me wrong, it's a nice rack, and some great work on the legs, but let's face it, that face should make you think of bark at the moon. Now if she ever snorts up a line of ants, or drinks piss from a member of motley crue, I still wouldn't want that, you'd have to be batshiat crazy, the guys who tapped it in the past only tapped it to get closer to her daddy. Seriously WTF are you thinking subby, couldn't even sorta want it, or kind of..... In fact, I'd rather fap to a pic of a wookie in heat before fap to this square jawed, female version of Ozzy, what are you thinking?!!!!
 
2011-10-05 04:40:32 PM  
Chicks murphyschild DOES NOT WANT:

1. Kelly Osbourne
 
2011-10-05 04:41:21 PM  
Sober: nope.

Couple a beers: Mmm, OK.
 
2011-10-05 04:43:06 PM  

Bag of Hammers: Sober: nope.

Couple a beers: Mmm, OK.


It would take more than a couple for me to hit that. I'd have to be as high as Charlie Sheen or as drunk as Ted Kennedy
 
2011-10-05 04:44:53 PM  
I dunno. I find her hotter without the 15 pounds of clown makeup. That being said I am not some sort of internet tough guy that claims he would only fark supermodels.

I KNOW I have to take what I can get.
 
2011-10-05 04:50:16 PM  
I don't know, but be sure to let me know if it ever happens.
 
2011-10-05 04:51:22 PM  
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, never?
 
2011-10-05 04:51:52 PM  
www.x17online.com

On what farking planet is this considered "hot"?
 
2011-10-05 04:58:56 PM  
Did someone say "big jaw line"?
Doesn't matter really
userserve-ak.last.fm
userserve-ak.last.fm
3.bp.blogspot.com

Europe 1 USA -1
 
2011-10-05 05:15:07 PM  

PYROY: Mmmmmm, HOT!

[celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x720]


Like a young Ariana Huffington

politisite.com
 
2011-10-05 05:19:31 PM  
 
2011-10-05 05:22:12 PM  
I would, Hell I'd marry her.

\then divorce her a few years later and live off of daddies money for the rest of my life.
\\Boys can be a gold digger.
\\\I can dream can't I?
 
2011-10-05 05:33:26 PM  

TheMorgothPit: I dunno. I find her hotter without the 15 pounds of clown makeup. That being said I am not some sort of internet tough guy that claims he would only fark supermodels.
I KNOW I have to take what I can get.


Believe it or not, there are some of us out there that would choose not to bang a living caricature. You can't deny that her current cranium to torso ratio closely rivals that of a bobble head.
 
2011-10-05 05:35:14 PM  
So this is what you consider hot subby? Better get them eyes checked...

celebslam.celebuzz.com
 
2011-10-05 05:46:50 PM  
I would, but after a couple drinks I'd give subby's mom a go
 
2011-10-05 05:47:46 PM  
butter world
 
2011-10-05 05:54:14 PM  
She's making the most of the little she has, and I respect that.

I once saw an absolute she-beast I knew get a similar makeover. Same body type and everything. She went from Kill It With Fire to pretty darned sexy within about a month. A girl whose self-confidence has risen that much in such a short time can radiate a level of attractiveness that doesn't necessarily come across in photos.

In short, I'd hit it.
 
2011-10-05 05:56:28 PM  
I'd hit it. I've done worse, and all dolled up she isn't too bad. Granted, in a world where we worship the hotness of a babe like Kate Upton -- Kelly Osborne is like eating McDonalds instead of a Filet Mingon. Farkers, don't act like you haven't done worse.
 
2011-10-05 05:56:42 PM  

BobNesta420: I don't know. I think she looks better with brown hair

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 155x188]


I see what you Zdid there.
 
2011-10-05 06:37:20 PM  
ne'er
 
2011-10-05 06:38:20 PM  

Trapper439: She's making the most of the little she has, and I respect that.

I once saw an absolute she-beast I knew get a similar makeover. Same body type and everything. She went from Kill It With Fire to pretty darned sexy within about a month. A girl whose self-confidence has risen that much in such a short time can radiate a level of attractiveness that doesn't necessarily come across in photos.

In short, I'd hit it.


I wholeheartedly agree with you... in a normal person. But in this case, your referring to a vapid, entitled twat.
 
2011-10-05 06:43:34 PM  
img401.imageshack.us
 
2011-10-05 06:46:18 PM  
I'm guessing about an hour after your eye doctor told you that "You're farking blind."
 
2011-10-05 06:49:47 PM  
celebslam.celebuzz.com

You must be this long to ride me.
 
2011-10-05 06:59:06 PM  
Sorry subby, she is FAR from being hot.

And yes.......current girlfreind,,, blah, blah, blah.

Pic in profile.
 
2011-10-05 07:04:30 PM  

BobNesta420: I don't know. I think she looks better with brown hair

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 155x188]


Looks like Robert Zdar and Cindy Lauper had a baby.

surfgossip.com
 
2011-10-05 07:05:04 PM  

MeinRS6: She didn't. She has access to tons of her dad's money and that helps to put a lot of lipstick on a pig.


Over in two. The question should have been, "When did the author of that headline last get his eyes checked?"
 
2011-10-05 07:17:15 PM  

Tyrosine: [www.x17online.com image 300x400]

On what farking planet is this considered "hot"?


Looks like a mashup of Amy Poehler and Drag John Travolta starring in the Legally Blonde remake.

Also, subby, Inigo Montoya is holding for you on line 3.
 
2011-10-05 07:21:06 PM  
Problem: Enormous pumpkin head

Solution: BIG HAIR
 
2011-10-05 07:33:56 PM  
I'd bang her because she seems like she'd be kinda nasty. I like that. Plus she has some muscular thighs which are also good.

/Kelly call me
 
2011-10-05 07:51:56 PM  
Whatever, I know the truth - most of you "sharp knees" guys would jump at the chance to do that chick.
 
2011-10-05 07:55:20 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Whatever, I know the truth - most of you "sharp knees" guys would jump at the chance to do that chick.


There's a lot of speaking for people other than one's self that goes on around here.
 
2011-10-05 07:56:29 PM  
I stand by the not hot assesment.....but still.....why not? Better than looking at porn and dreaming.....

*note to self.....get permission from the wife to do Kelly*
 
2011-10-05 08:12:17 PM  
When did 13 year old boys get to start submitting headlines?
 
2011-10-05 08:20:16 PM  
I like her tits..

I bet the curtains don't match the carpet..
 
2011-10-05 08:30:48 PM  

Walker: Without the makeup:


Ozzy has really let himself go.
 
2011-10-05 08:37:41 PM  
I'd bang it like a screen door in a hurricane and brag to everyone within earshot after 2 or 3 drinks at Chili's.
 
2011-10-05 08:45:26 PM  
C'mon, I can't be the only one who started thinking of this.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-05 09:20:36 PM  
I'd fark the shiat outta Mia Tyler
 
2011-10-05 09:27:43 PM  
No matter what new prissy style of clothing she's in, or how her hair is did. You can't excape the fact that with her large bulldog like head, there is a possibility that she is also the man known as her "brother" Jack.

/hey, crazy things have happened.
 
2011-10-05 09:38:50 PM  

Badgers: DjangoStonereaver: Losing all that weight did her a world of good, except that now she looks an awful lot
like her father. Not every rock star daughter can be Liv Tyler.

Or even Mia Tyler...


It's crazy isn't it? How those two women have faces so similar, that with the right lighting Mia can be mistaken for Liv in a photo shoot. Then you remember that they're only half sisters meaning that it's Steven's genes that are responsible for that amount of hawt.

/I remember one summer while working for Lane Bryant we had this huge blown up image of Mia in the store. I had a running tally of at least 6 men (dragged in by wives and girlfriends) who would say, out loud "Did Live Tyler get fat? Damn, still looks hot!"
//css might not apply
 
2011-10-05 09:49:50 PM  
files.myopera.com
 
2011-10-05 10:21:48 PM  
i796.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-05 10:23:23 PM  

Cythraul: Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: She looks like an unattractive drag queen.

So tell me. Do you often find drag queens attractive? :)




www.radaronline.com
 
2011-10-05 10:29:39 PM  
You know what? Would hit. Heels stay on.
 
2011-10-05 10:31:20 PM  

BobNesta420: I don't know. I think she looks better with brown hair

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 155x188]


Like a catcher's mitt with eyes!!
 
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2011-10-05 10:42:47 PM  
Rhetorical question, Farley!
 
2011-10-05 10:52:49 PM  
Register this as another vote for never.
 
2011-10-05 11:31:04 PM  
Her face is too crowded.
 
2011-10-06 12:57:06 AM  
Around the same time Michelle Obama got hot which was... mmmmm... never.
 
2011-10-06 01:19:54 AM  
Is she "Adriana Lima" hot? No. But I'm not ashamed to say that I'd do real bad things with her.

modoration.com
 
2011-10-06 07:13:31 AM  
I'd hit it. But then I'd hit Sharon too. Drunk I'd probably do Ozzy.
 
kab
2011-10-06 07:40:31 AM  

mitchcumstein1: Never, she got hot never.


This is the correct answer! Ed, tell him what he's won.
 
2011-10-06 08:05:24 AM  

Angry Buddha: I dunno, I'd hit it. She has great legs.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x694]

/doublehot


Yes, yes she does. And it was those legs and a lack of sunken face that lead me to believe her when she says she actually lost the weight by eating right and exercising, rather than starving herself and downing some sort of pill or powder. i like the way she carries herself now. She hasn't got the best face and her tats are retarded, but I could look past those.

/going on six months.
 
2011-10-06 08:33:02 AM  

dstanley: [celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x719]

You must be this long to ride me.


Well, I'm out.

/whew
 
2011-10-06 09:35:45 AM  
celebslam.celebuzz.com

"What's that smell? Is it my cooter?"
 
2011-10-06 10:06:14 AM  
Cool, now I have mid 80's Ozzy playing in my head.

Jake E. Lee was behind some of Ozzy's best work. Discuss.
 
2011-10-06 11:26:37 AM  

BobNesta420: I don't know. I think she looks better with brown hair

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 155x188]


Oh, Z'no!
 
2011-10-07 12:45:05 AM  
She still has the personality of a cock tumor, so...no. Not hot. I will say that, compared with how she has looked in the past, she has become relatively easier on the eyes. Her head looks like a peroxide-flavored piece of Bubblicious, though.
 
2011-10-07 06:24:53 AM  

Angry Buddha: I dunno, I'd hit it. She has great legs.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x694]

/doublehot


That's not bad.
 
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