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(Celebslam)   When did Kelly Osbourne get sorta hot?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 141
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2011-10-05 03:48:47 PM
Usually I would be that guy to say "I'd hit it!" But when it comes to Kelly Osbourne I have this sneaking suspicion that her downstairs smells like the floor around a Waffle House urinal that been mopped using a dead raccoon. So I have to say "Do not want."

/farkit I'd probably hit it
//Have to have a lot of beer first
///And NO Kelly I aint eatin it
 
2011-10-05 03:49:24 PM
About after the 5th shot of tequila.
 
2011-10-05 03:51:01 PM
When she fell head first into the oven trying to get the last pizza roll?
 
2011-10-05 03:51:09 PM
Her head from straight on is still fat. Liposuction?
 
2011-10-05 03:52:06 PM

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: Ok subby...I think the cleavage my be distracting for you...also...Hot? Really? Amazing what 4lbs of makeup can do. Have you been drinking? She looks like an unattractive drag queen.

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She so looks like Ozzy in drag in that picture.
 
2011-10-05 03:54:53 PM
She looks like she could suck start my Husqvarna...I'd give it a whirl just to see how she rides.
 
2011-10-05 03:55:42 PM
Her vag probably smells like hot garbage
 
2011-10-05 03:56:55 PM
Mmmmmm, HOT!

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2011-10-05 03:58:51 PM
Blech.
 
2011-10-05 03:59:34 PM
I've seen worse. I've seen better, but she's far from ugly.
 
2011-10-05 03:59:41 PM
She lost a lot of weight during her stint on Dancing With the Stars, but she hasn't gotten sorta hot yet.
 
2011-10-05 04:00:29 PM
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Her Head has it's own weather system...
 
2011-10-05 04:00:32 PM
She still looks like she smells like arm pits and cat pee.
 
2011-10-05 04:03:24 PM
Some original headline you got there subby.
 
2011-10-05 04:04:01 PM
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2011-10-05 04:04:38 PM
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2011-10-05 04:08:31 PM

downstairs: Cythraul: Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: She looks like an unattractive drag queen.

So tell me. Do you often find drag queens attractive? :)

Hedda Lettuce is pretty hot. Met her and Jennifer Flowers at a show once.


HEDDA LETTUCE?!?!?! Are you farking kidding me?

There are shiattons of hot drag queens out there. Hedda Lettuce is not one of them. She is pretty in the face, often, but not hot.

Then again, I may hate her solely because of her überbiatch appearance on Project Runway.

For reference:

Hedda Lettuce

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Hot Drag Queen

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2011-10-05 04:09:08 PM
When her head is in a paper bag?
 
2011-10-05 04:09:10 PM
Subby saw a little sideboob and got all worked up, apparently.

She hasn't gotten hot yet.
 
2011-10-05 04:09:47 PM

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Bwahahahaha! That was my first thought too!
 
2011-10-05 04:10:14 PM

Angry Buddha: I dunno, I'd hit it. She has great legs.

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/doublehot


Well, probably had to brownbag her though, looks too much like Ozzy.
 
2011-10-05 04:11:01 PM
She's alright. Not a super model or anything, but she is like a little better than average when all dolled up. She got in shape when she did DWTS a couple years back.
 
2011-10-05 04:14:08 PM

Angry Buddha: I dunno, I'd hit it. She has great legs.

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/doublehot


Any male Farker who wouldn't go for that is gay. NTTAWWT.
 
2011-10-05 04:14:20 PM

mongbiohazard: Subby saw a little sideboob and got all worked up, apparently.

She hasn't gotten hot yet.


this
 
2011-10-05 04:14:41 PM
face down, ass up...
 
2011-10-05 04:16:02 PM
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2011-10-05 04:20:50 PM
She looks like a young Tammy Faye Baker.

/The horror.
 
2011-10-05 04:20:51 PM
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2011-10-05 04:23:40 PM
Sorry, still evokes Bark at the Moon. If she's going to ride Daddy's coattails to fame she has to deal with the downside as well.
 
2011-10-05 04:29:19 PM
I don't know. I think she looks better with brown hair

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2011-10-05 04:30:13 PM

turbidum: downstairs: Cythraul: Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: She looks like an unattractive drag queen.

So tell me. Do you often find drag queens attractive? :)

Hedda Lettuce is pretty hot. Met her and Jennifer Flowers at a show once.

HEDDA LETTUCE?!?!?! Are you farking kidding me?

There are shiattons of hot drag queens out there. Hedda Lettuce is not one of them. She is pretty in the face, often, but not hot.

Then again, I may hate her solely because of her überbiatch appearance on Project Runway.

For reference:

Hedda Lettuce

[oi53.tinypic.com image 486x385]

Hot Drag Queen

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I never watched Project Runway... she *was* real nice in person. Not a diva at all, just a normal cool person.
 
2011-10-05 04:31:06 PM
She looks like Ozzy with tits. Now don't get me wrong, it's a nice rack, and some great work on the legs, but let's face it, that face should make you think of bark at the moon. Now if she ever snorts up a line of ants, or drinks piss from a member of motley crue, I still wouldn't want that, you'd have to be batshiat crazy, the guys who tapped it in the past only tapped it to get closer to her daddy. Seriously WTF are you thinking subby, couldn't even sorta want it, or kind of..... In fact, I'd rather fap to a pic of a wookie in heat before fap to this square jawed, female version of Ozzy, what are you thinking?!!!!
 
2011-10-05 04:40:32 PM
Chicks murphyschild DOES NOT WANT:

1. Kelly Osbourne
 
2011-10-05 04:41:21 PM
Sober: nope.

Couple a beers: Mmm, OK.
 
2011-10-05 04:43:06 PM

Bag of Hammers: Sober: nope.

Couple a beers: Mmm, OK.


It would take more than a couple for me to hit that. I'd have to be as high as Charlie Sheen or as drunk as Ted Kennedy
 
2011-10-05 04:44:53 PM
I dunno. I find her hotter without the 15 pounds of clown makeup. That being said I am not some sort of internet tough guy that claims he would only fark supermodels.

I KNOW I have to take what I can get.
 
2011-10-05 04:50:16 PM
I don't know, but be sure to let me know if it ever happens.
 
2011-10-05 04:51:22 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, never?
 
2011-10-05 04:51:52 PM
www.x17online.com

On what farking planet is this considered "hot"?
 
2011-10-05 04:58:56 PM
Did someone say "big jaw line"?
Doesn't matter really
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2011-10-05 05:15:07 PM

PYROY: Mmmmmm, HOT!

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Like a young Ariana Huffington

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2011-10-05 05:19:31 PM
 
2011-10-05 05:22:12 PM
I would, Hell I'd marry her.

\then divorce her a few years later and live off of daddies money for the rest of my life.
\\Boys can be a gold digger.
\\\I can dream can't I?
 
2011-10-05 05:33:26 PM

TheMorgothPit: I dunno. I find her hotter without the 15 pounds of clown makeup. That being said I am not some sort of internet tough guy that claims he would only fark supermodels.
I KNOW I have to take what I can get.


Believe it or not, there are some of us out there that would choose not to bang a living caricature. You can't deny that her current cranium to torso ratio closely rivals that of a bobble head.
 
2011-10-05 05:35:14 PM
So this is what you consider hot subby? Better get them eyes checked...

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2011-10-05 05:46:50 PM
I would, but after a couple drinks I'd give subby's mom a go
 
2011-10-05 05:47:46 PM
butter world
 
2011-10-05 05:54:14 PM
She's making the most of the little she has, and I respect that.

I once saw an absolute she-beast I knew get a similar makeover. Same body type and everything. She went from Kill It With Fire to pretty darned sexy within about a month. A girl whose self-confidence has risen that much in such a short time can radiate a level of attractiveness that doesn't necessarily come across in photos.

In short, I'd hit it.
 
2011-10-05 05:56:28 PM
I'd hit it. I've done worse, and all dolled up she isn't too bad. Granted, in a world where we worship the hotness of a babe like Kate Upton -- Kelly Osborne is like eating McDonalds instead of a Filet Mingon. Farkers, don't act like you haven't done worse.
 
2011-10-05 05:56:42 PM

BobNesta420: I don't know. I think she looks better with brown hair

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I see what you Zdid there.
 
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