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(Celebslam)   When did Kelly Osbourne get sorta hot?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 141
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2011-10-05 11:35:18 AM
She didn't, that was a lucky angle for the photographer.....

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2011/10/cleavage-kelly-osbourne.php?bf m_ index=8
 
2011-10-05 11:39:36 AM
She didn't. She has access to tons of her dad's money and that helps to put a lot of lipstick on a pig.
 
2011-10-05 11:45:00 AM

MeinRS6: She didn't. She has access to tons of her dad's money and that helps to put a lot of lipstick on a pig.


Losing all that weight did her a world of good, except that now she looks an awful lot
like her father. Not every rock star daughter can be Liv Tyler.
 
2011-10-05 11:56:56 AM

DjangoStonereaver: except that now she looks an awful lot
like her father.


I always see Sharon first. Especially the jaw line. I think she looks great

'cept for the detachable cd player tattoos on her arms.
 
2011-10-05 11:57:58 AM
Just after never o'clock, which is hopefully just shy of the end of her 15 minutes.
 
2011-10-05 11:59:25 AM
Never, she got hot never.
 
2011-10-05 12:09:42 PM
Certainly not yet, probably never.
 
2011-10-05 12:34:10 PM
when did subby get sorta drunk?
 
2011-10-05 12:47:21 PM
2 AM on a really, really slow night at the bar

/after a fifth or two of tequila
 
2011-10-05 12:54:44 PM
You'd do her and you know it.
 
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2011-10-05 12:55:53 PM
She didn't. Not unless she's had a headectomy recently. I haven't checked the link, so I can't say for sure whether she's had the bobble-headed idiocy removed or not...
 
2011-10-05 12:57:30 PM
The 12th of never.
 
2011-10-05 12:59:45 PM
Is this a link to an article from when she was 11, cause thats the only time she was hittable.
 
2011-10-05 01:05:05 PM
Does never work for you?

Because I'm gonna go with never.
 
2011-10-05 01:06:47 PM
I'll take "Never" for $600, Alex.
 
2011-10-05 01:20:11 PM
Ok subby...I think the cleavage my be distracting for you...also...Hot? Really? Amazing what 4lbs of makeup can do. Have you been drinking? She looks like an unattractive drag queen.

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2011-10-05 01:21:53 PM
She went from "not with your dick" to "meh, if no one else is around"
 
2011-10-05 01:23:01 PM

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: She looks like an unattractive drag queen.


So tell me. Do you often find drag queens attractive? :)
 
2011-10-05 01:24:06 PM

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: Ok subby...I think the cleavage my be distracting for you...also...Hot? Really? Amazing what 4lbs of makeup can do. Have you been drinking? She looks like an unattractive drag queen.

[celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x720]


eesh, that looks like Kurt Russell in drag.
 
2011-10-05 01:33:14 PM
Without the makeup:

img.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-05 01:39:27 PM
I'd get all aboard!!! AY AY AY AY!!!
 
2011-10-05 01:40:31 PM

Cythraul: So tell me. Do you often find drag queens attractive? :)


Well, the wife and I do live about 1.5 miles from a fabulous gay bar here in NoVa. Drag queen brunch and drag queen bingo FTW!
 
2011-10-05 01:50:23 PM

Cythraul: Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: She looks like an unattractive drag queen.

So tell me. Do you often find drag queens attractive? :)


Hedda Lettuce is pretty hot. Met her and Jennifer Flowers at a show once.
 
2011-10-05 01:53:09 PM
When did Kelly Osbourne get sorta hot?

It was right after when pigs flew and monkey shot out of my ass.
 
2011-10-05 01:54:49 PM

Babboonrash: When did Kelly Osbourne get sorta hot?

It was right after when pigs flew and monkey shot out of my ass.


*monkeys
 
2011-10-05 01:58:03 PM
On the plus side, this thread has taught me a bunch of new phrases to use when telling someone "never".
 
2011-10-05 02:02:33 PM
I really hope you got a script for what you are smoking, subbs.
 
2011-10-05 02:07:36 PM
Subby are you out on an oil rig right or on a trawler or freighter?
 
2011-10-05 02:19:58 PM

Walker: Without the makeup:

[img.photobucket.com image 550x518]


Dude, that's Ozzy from his Bark at the Moon days.

www.silvertentacle.com
 
2011-10-05 02:29:14 PM
Her knees were always too sharp for me.

(Picture of me):

c181301.r1.cf0.rackcdn.com
 
2011-10-05 02:57:42 PM
after the 32nd beer
 
2011-10-05 02:59:38 PM
Never.
 
2011-10-05 03:00:04 PM
www.ponychan.net
 
2011-10-05 03:00:52 PM
That depends. Does she still look like a bobble-head doll of Anna Nicole Smith?
 
2011-10-05 03:03:21 PM
media.nscdn.com
 
2011-10-05 03:04:58 PM

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom: ...Drag queen brunch...


Leave Lady Gaga's band out of it!
 
2011-10-05 03:06:39 PM
She looks like a transvestite confused about impersonating Elvis and Marilyn Monroe.
 
2011-10-05 03:10:05 PM
Hasn't yet, but nice side-boob.
 
2011-10-05 03:11:53 PM
When she was photographed in a way that didn't cause her head to resemble a lollipop.
 
2011-10-05 03:14:06 PM

DjangoStonereaver: MeinRS6: She didn't. She has access to tons of her dad's money and that helps to put a lot of lipstick on a pig.

Losing all that weight did her a world of good, except that now she looks an awful lot
like her father. Not every rock star daughter can be Liv Tyler.


Or even Mia Tyler...

24.media.tumblr.com

Kelly Osbourne is just plain ugly and annoying.
 
2011-10-05 03:20:36 PM
Why is Anna Nicole Smith posing in a Kelly Osbourne article?
 
2011-10-05 03:21:13 PM
She is hot in the same way that 90 percent of all non-fat, non-deformed people under 30 are hot: she looks young.
 
2011-10-05 03:24:34 PM
I dunno, I'd hit it. She has great legs.

i.dailymail.co.uk

/doublehot
 
2011-10-05 03:24:34 PM

DjangoStonereaver: MeinRS6: She didn't. She has access to tons of her dad's money and that helps to put a lot of lipstick on a pig.

Losing all that weight did her a world of good, except that now she looks an awful lot
like her father. Not every rock star daughter can be Liv Tyler.


Well Liv Tyler alo didn't follow her dad down Cocaine Alley, either. That has a alot to do with it
 
2011-10-05 03:26:16 PM

Angry Buddha: I dunno, I'd hit it. She has great legs.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x694]

/doublehot


fark ya
 
2011-10-05 03:30:44 PM

Godscrack: I always see Sharon first. Especially the jaw line. I think she looks great


I think she's done wonderfully but... Yeah. Sharon's jaw is just reallly big and blocky. I normally wouldn't recommend plastic surgery, but narrowing that jaw back near the ears would make her just a thousand times more attractive to most, IMO.
 
2011-10-05 03:31:58 PM

Cythraul: You'd do her and you know it.

 
2011-10-05 03:40:36 PM
Submitter needs his eyes checked, or he hasn't been laid in over a year.
 
2011-10-05 03:45:08 PM
When did Kelly Osbourne get sorta hot? apparently not yet.
 
2011-10-05 03:47:43 PM
Subby, why you cant ever share your stash with the class you hoarding biatch?
Puff puff pass asshole!
 
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