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Doritos inventor dead of nachoral causes, Tropical Storm Ophelia to screw with hamlets, and DARPA funding to bang hot aliens: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/25 - 10/1 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2011-10-04 3:56:06 PM (12 comments) | Permalink

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Hey everybody, here are Fark's favorite headlines from this week. We're getting toward the end of the year and so we'll soon have the Headline of the Year contest.

There's a voting thread today in Totalfark for May 2011 headlines, so those of you with TF can help shape the end-of-year contest today.

Cheers.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-09-25 to Sat 2011-10-01:

img.fark.net  Parking TIFF settled. The Joint Parking Experts Group are glad to get over this BMP in the road and make a clean exif    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Creator of Doritos dead at 97 of nachoral causes    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Happy Birthday Johnny Appleseed. Most seed ever spread around the mid west by one man, until the formation of the NBA    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Romulus police officers investigated for corruption. Chairman Koval assures citizens the Tal Shiar will investigate the matter thoroughly    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Rebel alliance using Thai fighters to attack civilian targets    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Pope Benedict denies rumors of retiring due to his age, says he feels like a kid    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Dogs make great workout partners, according to experts who rarely use the bench press    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Alabama to enforce the strictest immigration laws in the nation, puzzling experts who can't find anybody willing to immigrate to Alabama    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Tropical storm Ophelia expected to strengthen to hurricane, really screw with hamlets all along the eastern seaboard    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Man found dead in Twin Peaks hotel. Siht si eht gnitiaw moor. Dulow uoy ekil emos eeffoc? Emos fo ruoy sdneirf era ereh    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Mexico proposes issuing temporary marriage licenses so couples can opt out if they eventually decide they don't want the Juan they're with    img.fark.net


Sports:

img.fark.net  Tiger Woods gets third new caddie. Well ... the fourth if you count the Escalade    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  After difficult loss, football coach makes team bus stop at a cemetery and makes players lie down on graves as a motivational tool. Corpses proceed to beat JV team 13-7    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  MLB scoring, home runs drop to two-decade low. In other news, MLB head size back to normal    img.fark.net


Geek:

img.fark.net  New college program offers free classes to teach socially awkward engineering students how to intercourse with humans, perhaps leading to seeing actual 5318008    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  The perfect underground house for post apocalyptic living is located in a remote area of Saskatchewan, and no the Apocalypse hasn't started yet--that's just Saskatchewan    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  DARPA holds symposium with top scientists in an attempt to close the gap between current technology and a future that involves banging sexy, half-naked green women    img.fark.net


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Kim Kardashian is already having marital problems with Kris Humphries. Apparently, he's ignorant of her involvement with the Obsidian Order    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Study finds that there are fewer gay characters on TV, though 60% of the decline can be attributed to Will & Grace's cancellation    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Scarlett Johansson speaks out to block the nude photos of her that you already have on your hard drive    img.fark.net


Politics:

img.fark.net  Chris Christie's non-candidate speech took 26 minutes. He would have kept going, but he really, really needed to get to the gym    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Young American Jews break with parents and support UN recognition of Palestinian state. Worse, they never call    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Newt Gingrich: "Gay marriage is a temporary aberration that will dissipate." So it'll wind up just like his marriage, then    img.fark.net


Business:

img.fark.net  Google becomes a teenager today. Unconfirmed reports suggest search results will result in "can't be bothered" and "whatever"    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  News of the World reporter claims he was fired because he just couldn't hack it    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Samsung proposes a settlement to Apple's lawsuit. Sources claim the offer is somewhere in the neighborhood of "jack shiat and go fark yourself"    img.fark.net
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12 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2011-10-04 04:19:06 PM  
I could go for some Doritos right about now
 
2011-10-04 04:28:03 PM  

the_sidewinder: I could go for some Doritos right about now


Taco bout a coincidence, me too! Taco flavor
 
2011-10-04 04:31:08 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: the_sidewinder: I could go for some Doritos right about now

Taco bout a coincidence, me too! Taco flavor


I hate to mention it, but you guys sound fat and stoned.
 
2011-10-04 04:31:09 PM  
The "nachoral causes" bad pun got a short shout out on Saturday's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me...
 
2011-10-04 04:38:59 PM  

Hector Remarkable: I hate to mention it, but you guys sound fat and stoned.


No, I'm just bored at my computer

/Okay, a little fat, but I have been losing weight
//By not eating Doritos
 
2011-10-04 04:41:12 PM  
Johnny Ecological Damage Caused by Short-sighted Plan-of-action Resulting in Unintended Consequences of Introducing Foreign Species of Flora didn't have the same ring to it.
 
2011-10-04 04:42:41 PM  
Bravo, Parking TIFF subby. Bravo.
 
2011-10-04 05:06:53 PM  

the_sidewinder: Hector Remarkable: I hate to mention it, but you guys sound fat and stoned.

No, I'm just bored at my computer

/Okay, a little fat, but I have been losing weight
//By not eating Doritos


i229.photobucket.com
I assure you, I am not high.
 
2011-10-04 05:20:19 PM  

Hector Remarkable: I assure you, I am not high.


No, I will get high and or drunk later
 
2011-10-04 06:45:59 PM  

the_sidewinder: I could go for some Doritos right about now


Who's hungry for flapjacks?
 
2011-10-04 06:59:49 PM  

markie_farkie: Who's hungry for flapjacks?


I'd like some, and I have maple whiskey to dress them with!
 
2011-10-04 07:34:08 PM  
I really hate to admit it, but I LOLed at the Kardashian/Obsidian Order headline.
 
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