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(Denver Post)   As if you weren't already paranoid enough, now the delivery man might turn you in if you get high and order a pizza   (denverpost.com) divider line 246
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2011-10-04 05:10:36 PM  
This is why you always keep a frozen pizza in the house.

Also, Snitches should get stitches.
 
2011-10-04 05:15:13 PM  
Hm, after reading TFA, I have no problem with any of it.
 
2011-10-04 05:16:57 PM  
Papa John's of Colorado, says the delivery man was acting as a concerned citizen and it stands behind him

Well it looks like if you smoke weed you better boycott papa john's, I wonder how many drunks their pizza guys called on? my guess is a number between 0 and 0...
 
2011-10-04 05:27:43 PM  
There goes your tip, you self-righteous assclown
 
2011-10-04 05:28:25 PM  
FirstNationalBastard:

Snitches should get stitches.
 
2011-10-04 05:31:16 PM  
the guy who delivered my pizza the other night was stoned to the bejesus belt.

/Jealous
 
2011-10-04 05:34:47 PM  
Was the nine-year-old smoking? No? Well then mind your own farking business, pizza monkey.
 
2011-10-04 05:44:38 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There goes your tip, you self-righteous assclown


I'm sure he pocketed the tip, then made his call. Douche. Of course, I wasn't there so maybe he did the right thing.
The police didn't do anything to the "criminal" so I doubt anything bad was going on.
 
2011-10-04 05:59:33 PM  
Around here, the pizza boys are the drug dealers..
 
2011-10-04 06:07:55 PM  

krapykid03: Around here, the pizza boys are the drug dealers..


Yeah, here too. I suppose it is possible that this would happen, but damn--those would be some long odds. The guy should get a lottery ticket.
 
2011-10-04 06:35:22 PM  

fusillade762: Was the nine-year-old smoking? No? Well then mind your own farking business, pizza monkey.

 
2011-10-04 06:41:16 PM  
Had the house reeked of cigarettes and alcohol, this would have been a non issue.

/seriously, how does one stupid plant cause people to react so outlandishly in this manner?
//step one in ordering a pizza is firing up a J
 
2011-10-04 06:44:24 PM  

lilstonehenj: Had the house reeked of cigarettes and alcohol, this would have been a non issue.

/seriously, how does one stupid plant cause people to react so outlandishly in this manner?


Because men with darker complexions than mine could violate our wimmin if the debbil's weed were legal!

Or, it could harm fetuses! The Dorito crop would take a substantial hit! Hemp would put the cotton producers out of business! Something that makes the populace lazy and happy wouldn't be good, because then how would they be riled up by partisan politicians and TV Talking heads!

MARIJUANA FUNDS INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM! JESUS HATES IT!
 
2011-10-04 06:45:25 PM  
I'm freaking out, man.
 
2011-10-04 06:45:44 PM  
No more PJs to my place.
 
2011-10-04 06:49:01 PM  
get high and odr a wat?
 
2011-10-04 06:49:13 PM  
The delivery company, Papa John's of Colorado, says the delivery man was acting as a concerned citizen and it stands behind him.

Noted.
 
2011-10-04 06:49:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: This is why you always keep a frozen pizza in the house.

Also, Snitches should get stitches.


That's a misunderstanding, you see stitches are for people who are alive, snitches don't tend to live long enough to require them.
 
2011-10-04 06:49:31 PM  
delivery guy better hope this dude isn't as petty and as vengeful as I am.
 
2011-10-04 06:49:43 PM  

PainInTheASP: krapykid03: Around here, the pizza boys are the drug dealers..

Yeah, here too. I suppose it is possible that this would happen, but damn--those would be some long odds. The guy should get a lottery ticket.


The Onion had a great piece on a pizza's lifecycle and how weed was involved every step of the way.
 
2011-10-04 06:49:45 PM  
That's it, no more bong hits, acid tabs, mescaline buttons, uppers, downers, tranqs, dissociatives, mushrooms, or molly given as tips to pizza delivery guys. This asshole just had to ruin it for the rest of you.
 
2011-10-04 06:49:53 PM  
I bet the guy didn't tip, so the pizza dude snitched with the added "worried about the kid" bonus points.
 
2011-10-04 06:50:41 PM  
I'll bet he got stiffed and took a little revenge. Always tip people!
 
2011-10-04 06:50:53 PM  
STOP SNITCHIN'!
 
2011-10-04 06:50:55 PM  

TravisBickle62: get high and odr a wat?


the whole thing?
 
2011-10-04 06:51:17 PM  
Bet people stop ording from that Pappa Johns. Its bad for business to have a nosey busy body do your legwork in the food industry.
 
2011-10-04 06:51:18 PM  
 
2011-10-04 06:51:54 PM  
I just need to make sure I understand this...

Smoking weed in a house where a 9-year-old lives = child endangerment.
Smoking weed in a house where a 9-year-old lives, but the parent has a medical marijuana prescription = You folks have a good night.

Got it.
 
2011-10-04 06:52:02 PM  

davidphogan: The Onion had a great piece on a pizza's lifecycle and how weed was involved every step of the way.


Are you sure that's not just Italian herb?
 
2011-10-04 06:52:21 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: Hm, after reading TFA, I have no problem with any of it.


Me too. Seems like it played out well: pizza guy is concerned about the welfare of a kid and calls the cops, who investigate then after deciding nothing was wrong, left the house without charging anyone.
 
2011-10-04 06:53:55 PM  
Well, so much for my weekend plans.
 
2011-10-04 06:54:14 PM  
When I order pizza, I swear the guy taking my order is stoned. The last delivery driver was so stoned he couldn't make change. It was only a few bucks anyway and I told him to keep it.

/I also don't get stoned in the house. It reeks the house up something fierce.
 
2011-10-04 06:54:50 PM  
media.screened.com
"Why do you hate me?"
"Why do you hate me?"
 
2011-10-04 06:55:18 PM  

Fark Me Runnin: I just need to make sure I understand this...

Smoking weed in a house where a 9-year-old lives = child endangerment.
Smoking weed in a house where a 9-year-old lives, but the parent has a medical marijuana prescription = You folks have a good night.

Got it.


Where did the article state he smoked the weed inside? Maybe he smoked it in his garaged and the delivery guy smelled it there and saw the child inside?
 
2011-10-04 06:55:26 PM  
Well there's still 4 other places (Pizza Hut included) that deliver to my place - so I guess I'll just boycott PJ and Dominos...
 
2011-10-04 06:55:42 PM  
In Humboldt County (Cali) the pizza guy EXPECTS you to smoke him out, or at least let him pound a beer.

Seriously.

If you order pizza, and your living room reeks, dude is going to ask for some. If you don't offer he may be pissed enough to forget your ranch, parmesan, and chili flakes. Not cool. Next time, he'll take two hours to get there, a piece of your pizza will be missing, and the rest will be cold.

/csb
//they're a 35 year old pizza delivery man for a reason.
 
2011-10-04 06:55:54 PM  

LittleSmitty: I also don't get stoned in the house. It reeks the house up something fierce.


I would describe it as a "heavenly aroma." Maybe you need better weed. :-/
 
2011-10-04 06:56:24 PM  
Good work Papa Johns. Enjoy your farking lack of business.
 
2011-10-04 06:56:46 PM  

LittleSmitty:

/I also don't get stoned in the house. It reeks the house up something fierce.


This
 
2011-10-04 06:57:23 PM  
/I also don't get stoned in the house. It reeks the house up something fierce.

He speaks d'troof... what's the big difficulty taking yer dugout on the side porch and tuck it all back away.
 
2011-10-04 06:57:46 PM  
also, if I'm ordering a pizza, it's BECAUSE I'm wasted.

/no sober person willfully does such things to their bowels.
 
2011-10-04 06:57:50 PM  
Frederick Smith tells KUSA-TV he has a medical marijuana permit because of pain he suffered in a bicycle accident.

Wow, once your boys hit that horizontal bar on the bike you'll never forget it.
 
2011-10-04 06:57:57 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: Hm, after reading TFA, I have no problem with any of it.


Same. If you are baked out of your mind you really shouldn't be looking after young kids by yourself.

Then again a 9-year-old is pretty self-sufficient. I'd have more issues with a 3-year-old.
 
2011-10-04 06:58:03 PM  
Papa John's pizza tastes like cardboard with spaghetti sauce on it. Learned to not order it after getting food poisoning.

/Shakers pizza is better cheaper and cheaper.
 
2011-10-04 06:58:26 PM  

lilstonehenj: Fark Me Runnin: I just need to make sure I understand this...

Smoking weed in a house where a 9-year-old lives = child endangerment.
Smoking weed in a house where a 9-year-old lives, but the parent has a medical marijuana prescription = You folks have a e weed inside?

Maybe he smoked it in his garaged and the delivery guy smelled it there and saw the child inside?


It didn't say, but it wouldn't have made any difference, would it?

Also,

Loucifer: I'll bet he got stiffed and took a little revenge. Always tip people!


This.
 
2011-10-04 06:58:29 PM  
So I take it a steaming hot plate of Mind Your Own Farking Business isn't on the Papa John's menu.
 
2011-10-04 06:58:46 PM  
My guess is that this pizza delivery guy is actually a dealer of aformentioned substances. He shows up, sees that the person he is delivering to found a new supplier, and figures he'll fark the guy over by calling the police. I think perhaps we need to look a little more in-depth at this delivery guy's actions and finances.
 
2011-10-04 06:59:12 PM  
Damn, normal pizza places, you ask for the house salad, and they freaking DELIVER.
 
2011-10-04 06:59:26 PM  
Yet another reason to finally learn to cook for yourself.
 
2011-10-04 06:59:33 PM  
Just wait until one of these pizza turd drivers, rats out a medicinal marijuana user. BAM straight to the lawsuit. 'American's with a disability act', sheepishly defends the users.


/Snitches should get stitches.
 
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