If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(CNN)   NJ Governor Chris Christie will not run for President, anything else   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 151
    More: Followup  
•       •       •

3075 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Oct 2011 at 11:27 AM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



151 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all
 
2011-10-04 11:29:04 AM
Like this will stop the media from begging Christie to run.
 
2011-10-04 11:29:07 AM
Bet he'd run for a big mac.
 
2011-10-04 11:29:09 AM
What, the Koch brothers can't come up with enough money?
 
2011-10-04 11:29:25 AM
I'm pretty sure he'll run for the buffet table.
 
2011-10-04 11:29:28 AM
He's comfortable running to the Sizzler, it seems.
 
2011-10-04 11:29:38 AM
He'll get a NJ State Police chopper to fly him there.
 
Slu
2011-10-04 11:29:45 AM
He probably makes daily runs for the border for 4th meal.
 
2011-10-04 11:30:30 AM
didn't we get this EXACT same headline a few days ago?
 
2011-10-04 11:30:42 AM
Will also run for:


images.bedbathandbeyond.com
 
2011-10-04 11:30:44 AM
Now the GOP will have an out when the infighting leads to their loss in 2012----If Christie had run we would have nominated him and he would have won. It's all the fat boys fault!!
 
2011-10-04 11:31:10 AM
The only runs Gov. Christie takes part in are of the excrement kind.
 
2011-10-04 11:31:18 AM
I'd love to attend the press conference. After he gave his little speech saying how he would not run for president, I'd ask him, "Are you leaving any possibility of running open?"
 
2011-10-04 11:31:38 AM
He may still waddle for President, however.
 
2011-10-04 11:31:45 AM
WHAR GIRTH CERTIFICET, WHAR
 
2011-10-04 11:31:51 AM
I'm not running for President, either. Christie is doing this just to upstage me.
 
2011-10-04 11:34:30 AM
"A" for effort, big guy, but that isn't going to stop them.
 
2011-10-04 11:34:41 AM
It'd be more of a waddle, anyway
 
2011-10-04 11:35:23 AM
He's fatter than Michael Moore.
 
2011-10-04 11:35:34 AM
Christie will be an old shoe in 4 years. He missed his chance to be president.

He could have beaten Perry.

Now Perry will have a cake walk to DC.
 
2011-10-04 11:36:02 AM
That's too bad. They haven't had to make special living arrangements in the White House since Taft. It would have been like old times.
 
2011-10-04 11:36:17 AM
He was distracted:

i100.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-04 11:36:37 AM
IKanHazaBukkit: The only runs Gov. Christie takes part in are of the excrement kind.

White Castle FTW.
 
2011-10-04 11:36:40 AM
IKanHazaBukkit: The only runs Gov. Christie takes part in are of the excrement kind.

I thought that was Santorum?
 
2011-10-04 11:36:53 AM
mcreadyblue: Now Perry will have a cake walk to DC.

img1.fark.net Christie changes his mind after hearing there's a potential cake walk
 
2011-10-04 11:36:57 AM
markie_farkie: He's comfortable running to the Sizzler, it seems.

There's a Sizzler restaurant in NJ? Really?

/was bummed when Sizzler closed in Staten Island
//why yes, I am fat
///but not as fat as I sound
 
2011-10-04 11:37:31 AM
mcreadyblue: Christie will be an old shoe in 4 years. He missed his chance to be president.

He could have beaten Perry.

Now Perry will have a cake walk to DC.


Proper attacks and grilling by the Democrats could eviscerate him and the GOP.

So I'll mark it down as a "maybe."
 
2011-10-04 11:38:53 AM
what_now: didn't we get this EXACT same headline a few days ago?

Yeah, but we'll have a few more weeks of pundit "No doesn't mean no", it means "I have 24 hours of airtime to fill and not urge to do real journalism."
 
2011-10-04 11:39:09 AM
BunkoSquad: mcreadyblue: Now Perry will have a cake walk to DC.

[img1.fark.net image 54x11] Christie changes his mind after hearing there's a potential cake walk


Christie changes his mind after hearing there's a potential cake walk. Expresses strong disapproval of the walking part.
 
2011-10-04 11:39:34 AM
Anybody call this dude fat yet?
 
2011-10-04 11:39:34 AM
How is this even news? Christie said last week he wouldn't run, said last month he wouldn't run, and said all last year he wouldn't run. In fact, at no time since becoming governor has ever said he would run. How is this breaking news?
 
2011-10-04 11:40:11 AM
I am glad he isn't running. He would have given Obama a run for his money.
 
2011-10-04 11:40:19 AM
On a related note, whatever happened to Krispy Kreme?
 
2011-10-04 11:40:19 AM
my spidey-sense, combined with readings of my crystal-ball, the tea-leaves, the cards, nostradamus, the teachings of the prophet st noodly of appendage, the seance i held with great aunt esme, the number of noises the dog made when i farked it last night, the voices in my head and the subliminal messages transmitted by the lizard people are all telling me it is nearly time for

farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2011-10-04 11:40:41 AM
GWLush: Anybody call this dude fat yet?

I did!
 
2011-10-04 11:40:47 AM
GWLush: Anybody call this dude fat yet?

I did. But I did it by using a witty historical reference. Because I'm smart.

/I'm proud of myself.
 
2011-10-04 11:40:57 AM
BunkoSquad: mcreadyblue: Now Perry will have a cake walk to DC.

[img1.fark.net image 54x11] Christie changes his mind after hearing there's a potential cake walk


OK dude, that was farking funny. +1000
 
2011-10-04 11:41:20 AM
LessO2 2011-10-04 11:29:04 AM Like this will stop the media from begging Christie to run.
=======================================================

"We're so upset at the current crop of extremist assholes. We, instead, need a really fat slightly less extremist asshole to run. Please run!"
 
2011-10-04 11:41:39 AM
what_now: didn't we get this EXACT same headline a few days ago?

Stay tuned next Tuesday for "Seriously, I really am not going to run."

And then Wednesday's "But is he going to run or not? We'll have to wait and see" article.
 
2011-10-04 11:42:08 AM
No way would we elect a giant tubby President. No way. Blacks and women, sure. But tubby guys are gross.
 
2011-10-04 11:42:11 AM
Makes me wonder: If Christie were of average build or even toned, what would the liberal hate-sphere be telling everyone to attack him with?

I guess it's a moot point......HURRRRRR HE'S FAT HURP PUDDING DERP
 
2011-10-04 11:42:18 AM
GWLush: Anybody call this dude fat yet?

I only inferred he was fat.


He's fat.


There, now I've said it.
 
2011-10-04 11:42:58 AM
Candygram4Mongo: markie_farkie: He's comfortable running to the Sizzler, it seems.

There's a Sizzler restaurant in NJ? Really?

/was bummed when Sizzler closed in Staten Island
//why yes, I am fat
///but not as fat as I sound


Yes, Rockaway NJ.
 
2011-10-04 11:43:02 AM
How is it breaking news that he's going to say something he's said 40 times before?

God I hate the news now.
 
2011-10-04 11:43:14 AM
GWLush: Anybody call this dude fat yet?

He's fat? Now I feel mean.

I thought he was a cripple.
 
2011-10-04 11:43:22 AM
mcreadyblue: Christie will be an old shoe in 4 years. He missed his chance to be president.

He could have beaten Perry.

Now Perry will have a cake walk to DC.


Perry would get absolutely clobbered in the general election. Romney might be a different story.
 
2011-10-04 11:43:49 AM
bluelancer03: Makes me wonder: If Christie were of average build or even toned, what would the liberal hate-sphere be telling everyone to attack him with?

I guess it's a moot point......HURRRRRR HE'S FAT HURP PUDDING DERP


You sound fat.. and republican.
 
2011-10-04 11:44:20 AM
Christie will now have pizza come to his doorstep thanks to Herman Cain since Christie ordered it.
 
2011-10-04 11:45:42 AM
Did anyone else read this as run like jogging the first time around?

//that would be a sight
 
2011-10-04 11:45:46 AM
Ice cream truck.
 
2011-10-04 11:45:54 AM
bluelancer03

Makes me wonder: If Christie were of average build or even toned, what would the liberal hate-sphere be telling everyone to attack him with?

pies
 
Displayed 50 of 151 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »





Report