Oh, you're really sweet, but no. I'm Tom Jane.

/I just want my kids back.

The_Sponge: Darth_Lukecash: He's gay...FOR SUBWAY!


Five dollar......five dollar blow job.

And we're done here.

Toasty Torpedo? ^

Load of baloney.


/cock

I asked for no mayonnaise in my sandwich....Oh wait,that's not mayonnaise never mind.

I've never seen Hung, but was amazing as Mickey Mantle in 61*

/very under-rated baseball movie

You'd be surprised what you're capable of when you're hungry.

GreenAdder: No wonder he starred opposite Travolta in "The Punisher."

"Go with god Castle Jane"

"God's going to sit this one out."

He gets a lot of points for his role in The Velocity of Gary. I am not sure how anyone could think he is in any way homophobic after that movie.

I hope they were at least cheeseburgers.

"...he'd have sex with men for sandwiches ..."


who hasn't, subby, who hasn't

I applaud him for being so honest. There's more of this kind of thing going on than Hollywood will ever admit. A lot of young men and women go to Hollywood and don't know what they're up against until they are backed into a corner and have resort to selling themselves in order to survive. It might take someone like Jane to stop this crazy thing.

Rubber Biscuit: I applaud him for being so honest. There's more of this kind of thing going on than Hollywood will ever admit. A lot of young men and women go to Hollywood and don't know what they're up against until they are backed into a corner and have resort to selling themselves in order to survive. It might take someone like Jane to stop this crazy thing.

o.k... damn.

well played sir.

I admire his honesty. Also his rugged good looks.

/Would buy him a sandwich.

I like samiches. but not that muh

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Oh, you're really sweet, but no. I'm Tom Jane.

/I just want my kids back.

bwahahahahahaha

cock meat sammich

Rubber Biscuit: I applaud him for being so honest. There's more of this kind of thing going on than Hollywood will ever admit. A lot of young men and women go to Hollywood and don't know what they're up against until they are backed into a corner and have resort to selling themselves in order to survive. It might take someone like Jane to stop this crazy thing.

It's like a treadmill of gay favors.

that's not mayonaise? ohhhh

sandwiches

This is a totalfark article, early posts don't count, only for the five buck club?

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sandwiches

You can add that to the Oct cheese month thread. Now there's something to do with/for American Cheese.

Darth_Lukecash: He's gay...FOR SUBWAY!

Jared would be so proud.

Highway: I've never seen Hung, but was amazing as Mickey Mantle in 61*

/very under-rated baseball movie

You need to hang out with better people. Everyone I know who knows anything about baseball movies considers it one of the best.

Sarcastica75: were they hot?

this is important.

They were buying sandwiches to homeless teenagers in order to get laid. So I'm going to guess "yes".

Sarcastica75: were they hot?

this is important.

Why yes, they were Quizno's toasted sandwiches, served piping hot

I'd buy him a sammich! wink*wink*nudge*nudge





/hot

I liked the baseball flick too, but come on... the Punisher?

Was he ever in the Navy? It doesn't count if you were in the Navy.

At least that is that my CPO told me.

all because he was "hungry enough" to accept that youthful experimenting with sandwiches. Why, who knows what sort of life full of dull, white-bread sandwiches he might otherwise have lived? "It blew the doors off of my conventional upbringing and thinking," Jane said of the many sandwiches that the men of Los Angeles introduced him to, adding that the experience made him far more confident in choosing what sorts of sandwiches he would enjoy in the future-even though some would argue that it's not really a choice, and you're born knowing what kinds of sandwiches you prefer.

Still, while Jane acknowledges that he definitely prefers one type of sandwich now "because that's what my DNA dictates," he believes that it was important to allow himself a variety of sandwiches in his formative years, because "up to a point, it's a choice." Jane then concluded, "Until you've tasted the food, you don't know whether you'll like it or not, as my mom always said"-talking about sandwiches, yet, like every Thomas Jane interview, also talking about dick.

FTFA


That's a lot of sandwiches.

i was listening to this on the radio this morning(IRONICALLY, BJ Shea's show.... hrm).

the further quotes from the article made me really stop and think. it sounded like masterful trolling to me, in a way.

it started out pretty honest, reasonable and real, but slowly wound up into a furious derp-storm of 'wait, whatthefarkdidhejustsay' by the climax of the quote that made me think... 'might be troll... might be serious...'

guys on the radio even said the same thing, that they were having a hard time REALLY believing it, that it just seemed a little weird and contradictory.

i mean, if it's all true, bully good show old chap for being so forthright, etc etc.

and it'd be great if we could get a few other celebrities coming out about such experiences, and maybe working a little harder to raise awareness and get the treadmill that a lot of young hopefuls find themselves running.



and i realize right before i post how many unintentional puns there are in this....

just passing through: I liked the baseball flick too, but come on... the Punisher?

Punisher was okay for what it was. Cheesy comic book movie, like 99% of them. Deep Blue Sea was better, and The Mist was solid. Realistically, if Jane had an accent he'd be in Hugh Jackman, Jason Statham, or Clive Owen's shoes.

Jake Havechek: Todd Parker: He's got coke and he's got cash, in that safe, in that bedroom and if we leave here without it, man we're farkin' idiots, man! We came here to motherfarkin' do something and we can farking do it, alright? Are you with me?

Reed Rothchild: Todd, listen to me! Let's just split, man! Let's just split right this was not the thing! This was not supposed to be the thing, Todd!

Todd Parker: That's what we goddamn came here to motherfarkin' do, and that's what I'm gonna farkin' do right farkin' now!

Dirk: fark, no! Don't, don't! Don't be farking stupid!

lol

Todd Parker: Nah, I'm not, see? I'm not kidding. I want what's in the safe! We want what is in the goddamn safe, in the goddamn master bedroom on the farkin' floor in the goddamn farkin' floor safe, that's all!

/Came for this reference

The_Sponge: Darth_Lukecash: He's gay...FOR SUBWAY!


Five dollar......five dollar blow job.

You owe me a Keyboard. monitor, mouse, etc.

/I lol'd

Oh, man. And here I was with sandwiches and I had no idea what they were worth.

Mmmh, sandwiches.