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(Fox News)   Star soccer player kicks winning field goal after being crowned homecoming queen. (with you'd hit it too...in a couple months when she turns 18...pic)   (foxnews.com) divider line 164
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2011-10-03 12:33:12 PM  
Did Disney already make a movie like this?!
 
2011-10-03 01:21:57 PM  
Girls that play sports are typically less slutty. Bad news for farkers.
 
2011-10-03 01:22:17 PM  
Soccer =/= Football?
 
2011-10-03 01:23:19 PM  

Bgman123: Soccer =/= Football?


RTFA
 
2011-10-03 01:23:44 PM  

Bgman123: Soccer =/= Football?


She does both.
 
2011-10-03 01:23:49 PM  
Too close to Detroit. Scary people come from that area.
 
2011-10-03 01:24:01 PM  
football is not soccer in this country. Dirty foreigner.
 
2011-10-03 01:24:08 PM  

Maturin: Bgman123: Soccer =/= Football?

RTFA


It was a question to you all...Yeah that's it.
 
2011-10-03 01:24:22 PM  
Wow hitting a 31 yard FG. Color me impressed.

/our kicker hit a 51 yard FG as a freshman to win sectional finals
 
2011-10-03 01:24:30 PM  
i53.tinypic.com
 
2011-10-03 01:25:18 PM  

rev. dave: Too close to Detroit. Scary people come from that area.


Scar black people.
 
2011-10-03 01:25:34 PM  
31 yard field goal isn't too shabby in high school. Looks like it was good from 40 too.
 
2011-10-03 01:25:49 PM  
ugh, I know that area and know the people. You wouldn't want to hit that unless you are really into overt, yet polite, racism and generally just shiatty shiatty people.

They even took the one good thing they had going for them in Zookey Lake Tavern and took it from a nice casual dive bar with great food to a bloated overdone sports bar with really overpriced crappy food.
 
2011-10-03 01:25:50 PM  

animal900: Girls that play sports are typically less slutty. Bad news for farkers.


I played volleyball in h.s. & I was a huge slut.

/Not so much anymore
 
2011-10-03 01:25:50 PM  
Since I'm not in an authority position, she's legal for me already!
 
2011-10-03 01:25:57 PM  
At least this is a positive model for homecoming queen.

At my high school we had a year where the homecoming queen and her attendant court were all 6-8 months pregnant, and their pregnancies were the reasons they were chosen.
 
2011-10-03 01:26:31 PM  

EnglishChef PolishInventor GermanHumanitarian: rev. dave: Too close to Detroit. Scary people come from that area.

Scar black people.


No I mean the white people.
 
2011-10-03 01:27:20 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Did Disney already make a movie like this?!

Quarterback Princess

, staring Helen Hunt.
 
2011-10-03 01:27:40 PM  
Why wait a couple of months? 16 is the age of consent in Michigan.
 
2011-10-03 01:28:03 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Did Disney already make a movie like this?!


2.bp.blogspot.com

img2.timeinc.net
 
2011-10-03 01:28:20 PM  

msupf: ugh, I know that area and know the people. You wouldn't want to hit that unless you are really into overt, yet polite, racism and generally just shiatty shiatty people.


Either this is a good troll or you don't understand what you just said.
 
2011-10-03 01:28:33 PM  
Solid Meh...
 
2011-10-03 01:28:46 PM  

distopianDream: animal900: Girls that play sports are typically less slutty. Bad news for farkers.

I played volleyball in h.s. & I was a huge slut.

/Not so much anymore


No pic in profile. Daughter, I am disappoint.
 
2011-10-03 01:28:52 PM  
She'll be the most popular girl at the ball... oh, it already happened. Carry on!
 
2011-10-03 01:30:44 PM  

lennavan: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Did Disney already make a movie like this?!

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 450x253]

[img2.timeinc.net image 294x400]


Came for necessary roughness, leaving satisfied.
 
2011-10-03 01:30:49 PM  
I would have sex with all those white women.
 
2011-10-03 01:30:51 PM  
Don't do it, she's a demon from Hell(Michigan).

//CSB, two of my many cousins went to Pinckney High.
 
2011-10-03 01:31:02 PM  

Bgman123: Soccer =/= Football?


RTFA. She plays for both the girls' soccer team and the football team.

One of the consequences -- perhaps negative, perhaps positive (discuss) -- of our move towards political correctness in the past 20 years is that, it seems, the Homecoming King/Queen honors don't automatically go to the hottest kid, coolest kid, most-successful jock or perkiest cheerleader. It does seem as though kids will pick out someone based on merit as much as popularity, such as a girl who plays football, a kid who had to overcome an illness, etc.

Then again, maybe this is just me seeing too many feel-good stories pop up on Fark and this is further from reality than I would think. But, I know I went to two proms in 1999 and 2000 and my school picked out less-than-typical choices each year. So yeah, I think things are different now.
 
2011-10-03 01:31:07 PM  

animal900: Girls that play sports are typically less slutty. Bad news for farkers.


Not true, voll-

distopianDream: animal900: Girls that play sports are typically less slutty. Bad news for farkers.

I played volleyball in h.s. & I was a huge slut.

/Not so much anymore


Okay. There it is.
 
2011-10-03 01:31:19 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Did Disney already make a movie like this?!


I think they made four of 'em actually.
 
2011-10-03 01:31:34 PM  
I'd split her uprights.

Heh.

/Ashamed.
 
2011-10-03 01:31:54 PM  

cgraves67: Bgman123: Soccer =/= Football?

She does both.


She does both? Awesome

/ and no Subby, I wouldn't wait A couple months
 
2011-10-03 01:32:02 PM  
I can't stand overachievers

/underachiever
 
2011-10-03 01:32:02 PM  

distopianDream: I played volleyball in h.s. & I was a huge slut.

your pride pleases me
 
2011-10-03 01:32:52 PM  

distopianDream: animal900: Girls that play sports are typically less slutty. Bad news for farkers.

I played volleyball in h.s. & I was a huge slut.

/Not so much anymore


Oh man, WHARSTHEPIC?!? WHARRRRR????/?
 
2011-10-03 01:33:21 PM  

distopianDream: animal900: Girls that play sports are typically less slutty. Bad news for farkers.

I played volleyball in h.s. & I was a huge slut.

/Not so much anymore


Why did you stop playing volleyball?
 
2011-10-03 01:33:44 PM  
age of consent in Michigan = 16

no need to wait
 
2011-10-03 01:34:42 PM  
Hot like Hell, Michigan.
media2.myfoxdetroit.com
 
2011-10-03 01:34:47 PM  

akula: msupf: ugh, I know that area and know the people. You wouldn't want to hit that unless you are really into overt, yet polite, racism and generally just shiatty shiatty people.

Either this is a good troll or you don't understand what you just said.


No, I understood what I said, and I meant it. The people in that area are very, VERY racist. They just go about it in a way that seems very polite in how they carry it out so it doesn't hit the news that often. It's genteel racism, not white hoods and burning crosses in front of your house racism. Although, the largest chapter of those boys in the state are in that same area.
 
2011-10-03 01:35:05 PM  

Bgman123: Soccer =/= Football?


Brits. They invent the English system of measurement, and then they criticize Americans for using it. They invent the word soccer, and then criticize Americans for using it.


Football is not called football because it is played with the foot, but because it is played *on foot* as opposed to on horseback. It was a game for commoners, and you were allowed to pick the ball up. Soccer, rugby(or rugger) and american football all evolved from this game. They're all football.
 
2011-10-03 01:36:12 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Did Disney already make a movie like this?!


ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2011-10-03 01:36:21 PM  
I hear that the University of Colorado is interested.

/tee hee
 
2011-10-03 01:36:38 PM  
Nah, no I wouldn't.
 
2011-10-03 01:37:08 PM  
If there's grass on the field, play ball.
 
2011-10-03 01:37:32 PM  

the-meter-man: distopianDream: animal900: Girls that play sports are typically less slutty. Bad news for farkers.

I played volleyball in h.s. & I was a huge slut.

/Not so much anymore

Why did you stop playing volleyball?


I graduated high school...
 
2011-10-03 01:37:57 PM  

distopianDream: animal900: Girls that play sports are typically less slutty. Bad news for farkers.

I played volleyball in h.s. & I was a huge slut.

/Not so much anymore



I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as though thousands of clicks were suddenly made on your profile...
 
2011-10-03 01:38:55 PM  
When I read "game winning field goal" I picture the clock running out as the ball splits the uprights. Not five minutes left in the third.
 
2011-10-03 01:39:14 PM  
Age of consent in Michigan is 16, subby. If I had the chance, I would have hit it last year.

Somebody needed to play the part of the sick pervy bastard. I am just surprised nobody beat me to it.
 
2011-10-03 01:39:22 PM  
This happened last year as well. (new window)

But it was nothing compared to what happened at my town's high school last week. The transgendered kicker on the football team was voted both homecoming king and queen (after a quick wardrobe change) before busting out a choreographed routine to "Born This Way", the irony of which was lost on all in attendance. Then at the football game, s/he lined up to kick a field goal. But wait! It was a fake (again, the irony) and they handed off to the student with cerebral palsy who always wanted to score a touch down! As the plucky little guy rolled down the sidelines in his breathing-tube-activated electric wheel chair with special Nike charity-case tires, various opponents pretended to miss tackles. But wait again! The other team had suited-up a kid with polio who had the seemingly lesser aspirations to have always wanted to play on defensive special teams. He ambled over and jammed one of his Reebok polio arm cane things into the spokes of the wheelchair and sent the cripple rolling over. Fumble! It was picked up by the school's autistic mascot who named it Fred and ran under the bleachers with it just as the down syndrome cheerleader team rushed onto the field and the entire place broke out into barely comprehensible "Glee" number. Everyone's a winner!
 
2011-10-03 01:39:43 PM  
distopianDream:
I was a huge slut.

/Not so much anymore


That's not what I heard...
 
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