Hasn't there been anything more newsworthy today than a college football player's parking habits?

At least give us a pro QB beating his wife or a basketball player hitting a cop. A drunken shortstop rapist perhaps?

Rix is just begging to be benched.

ok, last time this was posted, i posted:

is there anything in the world that matters less than this?

and the answer, now, is yes.

Never underestimate the Seminoles, punkennedys.

Instead of the Seminoles, they can be the Criminoles!

After the whomping he gave CU last week, this little shiat thinks he can do whatever he wants.

After the whomping he gave CU last week,

Meh the Big 12 just sucks boatloads of ass this year.

Is it just me, or did somebody write an article about a guy getting parking tickets?

Well GEEZ, I mean SHOULDN'T he be able to park wherever the hell he wants? I mean, he's a STAR FOOTBALL PLAYER for crying out loud.

punkennedys
ok, last time this was posted, i posted:
is there anything in the world that matters less than this?
and the answer, now, is yes.

So making your opinion known on a subject that means nothing benefits you how? So go self-loathe or do whatever people like you love to do.

Auckum
Meh the Big 12 just sucks boatloads of ass this year.

You're not kidding there. It stinks that we were so overhyped. I hope OU can (continue) to deliver, else Conference USA, Mountain West or someother godforsaken conference will have to pick up the slack in the BCS.

Surely there's an upstanding member of the National Felons League committing a felony that would be more interesting than this.

That guy is probably going to say that Jesus told him to park there.

Glad its not mo.

/Sad buckeye

What do you expect from a white guy.

I'm sure he'll ask Jebus to forgive him again.

Bobby Bowden: "Boys will be boys."
Me: "Don't EVER try to tell me that Southerners are decent, moral people."
Southerner (via Yankee translator): "I'd flame, but I couldn't read what you said."

HA HA!
Every time I go to the student health center, there's ALWAYS a couple there waiting, with the chick crying. You know someone farked up somehow.
Comedy Gold..

His first name should begin with a "P"

What a dick.

wow.... LAMEST STORY EVER!!!!!

This kid deserves several punches in the groin.

I hate QB Chris Rix
He is a king amongst pompous pricks
He parked in two spots
Cuz his throwing arm's hot
Now he's got to pay two tickets

/lame, unintelligible, going to bed...

Cade McNown Part II

well, my little brother is in a wheelchair. chris rix's stupid ignorant ass can take a long walk off a short pier.

I can't decide whether Chris is gay or just really in love with himself. Is website (www.chrisrix.com) leaves a lot of unanswered questions. Any FSU students have some insight?

Of course, this FSU QB could kick every one of your asses.
Sorry, I'm not in the mood for making valid points tonight.

You're not kidding there. It stinks that we were so overhyped. I hope OU can (continue) to deliver, else Conference USA, Mountain West or someother godforsaken conference will have to pick up the slack in the BCS.

Actually, none of those conferences are in the BCS. That's why you'll never see TCU in a BCS bowl game, not that they belong there anyway.

astrochimp: Cade McNown Part II

No. Ryan Leaf Part II.

College criminal
Will sure make out like bandit
When he gets to pros.

/ph33r my mad haiku skillz

Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo
Yeah, but not on OUR turf.
Of course it all seems to come down to the question of bitter, cynical intellectuals vs brawn.
/would gladly trade pseudo-enlightenment for the obscene amounts of poon this guy must be getting.

I hate the Semenholes and the Foreskins and all those lame "Indian-themed" teams with their disrespectful uniforms...especially the Semenhole tribe selling out like that. And those lame chants.

And Rix is a total prick.

Perfect fit!

/go Braves...not

Any of you notice it was only a parody? You people are treating it like its real.

what was he doing at the clinic? my guess...the herpes.

He's from California. Must be a Mercedes Benz SUV? Part of the salary package.

toast28. It's healine news on espn.com. Doesn't seem like a parody when it's posted there.

Well, it certainly seems like the guy IS disabled in a way.

Hinkle said Monday the school wants to treat its athletes the same as any other student.

Yeah, I have a meeting with the university president every time I get a parking ticket...not.

Toast is confused with another Rix article.

Hey SimuLord, Southerners are decent, moral people.

IceTitan

Unless you don't believe in the same things they do. They're a lot less decent then. They lose their qualms about the Ten Commandments (or at least the one about "thou shalt not kill") when an atheist/anti-Christian's in town.

SimuLord

Also, all Asians are gay.

/blanket statement

DaFuente

The one I nailed seems to suggest otherwise.

/bang bang bang on the floor, baby

It's not his fault, it's the system that made this twirp so self impressed that he disregards even the most minor moral laws. College is just a brief stop on his way to super-stardom-- a place where he won't even have to apologize for being a total jerk. Thank god his body will burn out in 10-15 years, at such time he will be forced to take a normal job after being rejected as a sports commentator. One could only hope.

Oh, btw, check out this kid's website. Sickening is the machine powering this ego.
http://www.chrisrix.com

Here we have, in a nutshell, folks, the problem with sports in the US of A. These numbskulls actually believe they are "better" than everyone else, and entitled, owed special treatment because they can play a game better than others.

Of course, this FSU QB could kick every one of your asses.

He's a quarterback, not a linebacker. What's he going to do, throw passes at me repeatedly at very short range?