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(Playboy) Boobies Miss December has $62.5 million palimony suit against Oscar de la Hoya, is dating Dennis Quaid (entire website not safe for work)   (playboy.com) divider line 59
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2001-11-02 07:31:17 AM
$62.5 Million? That's one expensive hooker. I would reccommend Mr. de la Hoya negotiate the price up front next time.

I don't pay women for sex.... I pay them to leave when I'm done.
 
2001-11-02 07:51:11 AM
$62.5 Million worth of cruelty
"It was devastating and cruel to see him on TV at the Latin Grammy Awards with another woman," she says. "I don't know what his intentions were besides to hurt me, but he succeeded at that."
 
2001-11-02 07:57:03 AM
Uh... where's the Boobies?
 
2001-11-02 07:58:25 AM
And she TKO's Oscar in the 11th!!
 
2001-11-02 08:12:19 AM
Lets see:

Name:Shanna Moakler

Cup Size: 34C??? (I've got beer mugs bigger than that!)

Where Are The Boobies?????????????????????
 
2001-11-02 08:18:42 AM
Apparently Oscar is the Boob.
 
2001-11-02 08:29:30 AM
Initial page safe for work? Name me one firewall that lets you go to "Playboy.com". C'mon, now......
 
2001-11-02 08:44:24 AM
Another woman's beauty pageant victory prompted Shanna Moakler to pack her bags and head west. "I was first runner-up for Miss USA and I remember watching the girl who beat me win Miss Universe on TV," she says. "My phone started ringing. I inherited her crown and had to move to Los Angeles." The 26-year-old Rhode Island native, who started modeling at the age of 15, got her acting break with the role of a conniving cop on the TV series Pacific Blue. "I was like Heather Locklear on Melrose Place -- the naughty one," she says. "I got to do things I wouldn't normally do in everyday life."

After roles in such movies as The Wedding Singer and Love Stinks, Miss December took time off to raise her daughter, Atiana, with former fiancé Oscar De La Hoya. When the boxer publicly broke up with her, Shanna filed a $62.5 million palimony suit that is still pending. "It was devastating and cruel to see him on TV at the Latin Grammy Awards with another woman," she says. "I don't know what his intentions were besides to hurt me, but he succeeded at that." She met new boyfriend Dennis Quaid (who endured a similar breakup with Meg Ryan) after his band, the Sharks, performed in a Los Angeles club. "One of the reasons Dennis and I really connected is that we both went through humiliating public betrayals and he understands what I'm feeling," she says. "He is such a gifted, underrated actor." Although Quaid is 47, Shanna brushes off comments about their 21-year difference in age. "He has a better body than any 25-year-old and boundless energy," she reports. "It has never been an issue."

In between raising her daughter and going on auditions, Shanna writes screenplays and records songs with her band, DVS. "It's pronounced devious," she says. "We sing Destiny's Child-style R&B music and we're having a lot of fun recording our demo." She has also been devoting her time and money to the Special Olympics since she was 13. "I was a professional roller skater for 10 years and I would volunteer at the rink to teach these kids to skate," she says. "I got to work with these amazing families who were told their children would never run or laugh. I got to witness miracle after miracle. If I wasn't acting, I would love to work in a hospital with newborns in the nursery or doing ultrasounds."
 
2001-11-02 08:48:58 AM
There is more to this story. I remember when Oscar informed her they were breaking up, she went back to the house and got all the locks changed and waited for him to come home. Then when he did, she started breaking all this shiat on the inside, but he could get in to stop her cause she changed the locks. Psycho-hose-beast?
 
2001-11-02 08:53:38 AM
Yeah but she's from Providence and is down with the Rat Pack and HP Lovecraft...she can't be all bad.
 
2001-11-02 08:53:51 AM
this girl needs a good..... long.....hard.......talking to.
 
2001-11-02 09:01:08 AM
not that bad?, She wants 62 mil for farking a boxer for a couple of years. My family never had anything close to that amount of money and raised 3 kids. This biatch is another gold diggin whore who give men another reason to NOT EVER GET MARRIED. But if for some reason you must please get a farkin pre-nup. Hell hath no scorn....
 
2001-11-02 09:02:42 AM
Actually, it's Hell Hath No Fury... like a woman scorn.
 
2001-11-02 09:09:36 AM
The real tragedy is that she's trying to unleash another Destiny's Child on us. Surely one is more than enough?
 
2001-11-02 09:11:35 AM
Nice ass, though.
 
2001-11-02 09:17:03 AM
it kinda looks like someone clobbered her butt with a cement block...it looks almost perpindicular in that last shot.
 
2001-11-02 09:17:26 AM
From the sounds of it, this would be a one time only screw. That's ok, there are plenty more available hotties right here on campus that aren't whack-jobs.
 
2001-11-02 09:28:51 AM
Does this mean that Playboy themselves purchased a classified link?
 
2001-11-02 09:34:57 AM
Favorite Authors: Anne Rice, H.P. Lovecraft


didn't see that coming!

Who's her favorite artist, H.R. Geiger? or perhaps Dave McKean?
 
2001-11-02 09:49:51 AM
What ever happened to "the girl next door"?
 
2001-11-02 09:51:40 AM
Wait a second... Did Playboy buy a Fark $10 classified ad?? Drew?
 
2001-11-02 09:53:20 AM
What ever happened to "the girl next door"?

She got implants, piercings,tattoos, and her own career.
 
2001-11-02 09:58:36 AM
she was on that "search party" show some time ago and she looked a helluva lot better than she does in PBoy....
actually had some meat on her bones...
 
2001-11-02 10:08:29 AM
schmee - my company's firewall lets it through, because *I'm the sysadmin*. Whee. :)
 
2001-11-02 10:19:23 AM
FIREWALL PROBLEMS?? USE THIS:

https://216.231.173.218:8443/
 
2001-11-02 10:20:05 AM
Its "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".

But here's my favorite line:

"More than anything, Shana wants everyone to know she is a survivor and not brooding about her past. 'I am a spiritual person and I believe God is leading me and my daughter in a better direction'".

Yeah, with cash, why brood? Then this: JIHAD!
 
2001-11-02 10:24:06 AM
I know what the quote is for some reason I had a synaptic misfire and when I wrote it made sense.
 
2001-11-02 10:32:15 AM
*** We interrupt this Thread momentarily for a post from the Minister of Boobies ***

Here are the Boobies: (all are NSFW, so be careful kiddies!)
One
Two
Three

Sorry that took so long everybody!

*** We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread ***
 
2001-11-02 10:41:17 AM
Damnit, somebody graffitied pic three. Who would put a big 'X' on boobies?







What?...it's shadows from the picture?

Never mind
 
2001-11-02 10:52:51 AM
this is stupid, nuff said
 
2001-11-02 10:53:49 AM
I submitted this. I read it and thought a starfarker in denial she was.

Seriously, I only read the articles...
 
2001-11-02 10:55:23 AM
What a starfarker, that is. I labeled it obvious, too.
 
2001-11-02 11:06:53 AM
I don't know if those are shadows in pic three, or not, but they're damn annoying. I'll use it for practice in Photoshop. Thanks for the post PsiDefect.
 
2001-11-02 11:21:03 AM
Damn, that's one expensive whore.

She must think her pussy is made of gold.

It isn't, slut. Get over yourself and your moneymaking snatch.
 
2001-11-02 11:48:45 AM
34c's are perfect. D's drupe too much.

BTW what is the proper way to punctuate a plural number. For some reason Ds doesn't look right, while D's uses an apostrophe for a plural, not cool.
 
2001-11-02 11:49:09 AM
a plural letter. duh
 
2001-11-02 12:04:34 PM
I believe the correct form would be D's the same as if it were a word
three = three's
Tree = tree's

But then again, you are only going to pluralise something like that if it is possesive, which in this case it isnt

so Ds
 
2001-11-02 12:09:53 PM
Way to go Dennis Quaid!
Meg who?
 
2001-11-02 12:10:43 PM
Dennis quaid divorces Meg Ryan, gets a hot chick girlfriend 20 years his junior with a track record of date-and-sue, forms a rock band, goes on the road... Midlife crisis can be a b!tch.
 
2001-11-02 12:18:18 PM
tree's is posessive, not plural.
As far a three's, I'm not sure.
 
2001-11-02 12:27:05 PM
whore, gutter slut, biatch, hooker, cvnt, money grubber, gold digger, asss munch, harlot, sleaze.
 
2001-11-02 12:28:44 PM
....I'd eat the corn out her shiat though.
 
2001-11-02 12:37:06 PM
Poor Albert, so cornflicted...
 
2001-11-02 12:49:48 PM
Oscar should have went to UNC...I hear sex is only $100 there...
 
2001-11-02 12:56:41 PM
Oscar allegidly got it for free in Mexico, allegedly. But that was just an allegation.

Since the allegid girl was allegidly only 15, I guess she didn't know the going rate, it is alleged.
 
2001-11-02 12:59:58 PM
DrRatchet is MOBY, MOBY is DrRatchet



 
2001-11-02 01:00:55 PM
That song about the revolver rocks!
 
2001-11-02 01:07:58 PM
Well... You rarely see us in the same room together...
 
2001-11-02 01:10:37 PM
Can I borrow 20 bucks?
 
2001-11-02 01:12:07 PM
Sure, see me backstage after the show.
 
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