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(Daily Mail)   Greenlight 101: Take article involving teacher/student sex. Add 'female/female', 'lesbian' and 'hot' to the headline, and the prerequisite twist of 'mental health act'. Submit, wait for sweet, sweet green   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Followup, mental health act, emotional abuse, environmental mitigation, Colchester, school uniforms, Ipswich, position of trust, lesbians  
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2011-09-29 08:56:26 PM  
That's what we call a British 10.
 
2011-09-29 09:16:21 PM  
Nicccce.
 
2011-09-29 09:55:34 PM  
[teacher-student sex diagram]
[snarky comment about british teeth]
[i wish she were my teacher comment]
[want/sort of want/do not want debate]

Did I miss anything?
 
2011-09-29 10:00:36 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

But I poop from there!
 
2011-09-29 10:01:15 PM  

ArkAngel: [teacher-student sex diagram]
[snarky comment about british teeth]
[i wish she were my teacher comment]
[want/sort of want/do not want debate]

Did I miss anything?


Yes, a statement that there is an email address in a person's profile.


EIP.
 
2011-09-30 12:38:29 AM  
Subby wait for sweet, sweet green


img.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-30 12:38:36 AM  
"On one of the occasions, the girl was wearing her school uniform and said she could not remember how the pair ended up in bed together."

i776.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-30 12:39:02 AM  

SilentStrider: ArkAngel: [teacher-student sex diagram]
[snarky comment about british teeth]
[i wish she were my teacher comment]
[want/sort of want/do not want debate]

Did I miss anything?

Yes, a statement that there is an email address in a person's profile.


EIP.


THIS

yes, eip
 
2011-09-30 12:41:16 AM  
Yay more people having sex and they are not me.

I look in the mirror now and I HATE myself. I'll never make it to 40.
 
2011-09-30 12:42:00 AM  

GoldSpider: "On one of the occasions, the girl was wearing her school uniform and said she could not remember how the pair ended up in bed together."

[i776.photobucket.com image 240x240]


i224.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-30 12:42:30 AM  
I was all ready to shrug and say 'Hey, teenagers are horny and will bang anything that makes itself available to them' until I saw that the teacher had been harassing the student after she left for college. That sort of makes me think this teacher had a little extra dose of crazy in her.
 
2011-09-30 12:43:07 AM  

slc11082: Yay more people having sex and they are not me.

I look in the mirror now and I HATE myself. I'll never make it to 40.


Didn't you learn anything from 80s slasher movies? The virgins always last the longest.
 
2011-09-30 12:44:53 AM  
I think this is technically a follow up. I remember being disappointed at the ugly teacher before.
 
2011-09-30 12:50:38 AM  

Ed Willy: I think this is technically a follow up. I remember being disappointed at the ugly teacher before.


This teacher is fine by any measure. Go clean the Santorum off your bed sheets boy.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2011-09-30 12:52:53 AM  

thenooch: Ed Willy: I think this is technically a follow up. I remember being disappointed at the ugly teacher before.

This teacher is fine by any measure. Go clean the Santorum off your bed sheets boy.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x331]


ewww. thanks for helping me google what to call that next time..
 
2011-09-30 12:56:45 AM  
Her again?

/why yes, I would
 
2011-09-30 12:57:45 AM  

ShawnDoc: That's what we call a British 10.


Over and done in 1. Everybody else, let's pack our shiat and leave. We're about as useful to this thread as a vagina to a priest.
 
2011-09-30 12:58:27 AM  
So.. a female teacher having sex with a female student is a "mental illness". A male teacher having sex with a male student is unforgivable sexual assault.

Duly noted.

/not surprised
 
2011-09-30 01:01:22 AM  
I don't understand these teachers. You've got to be mentally ill to think this is ok.

Just go out to a bar and get laid if you're that hard up.
 
2011-09-30 01:03:43 AM  

RealAmericanHero: So.. a female teacher having sex with a female student is a "mental illness". A male teacher having sex with a male student is unforgivable sexual assault.

Duly noted.

/not surprised


Because society cannot recognize homosexuality (male and female forms) as being normal. Hence a woman has to be mentally disturbed to be a lesbian.
 
2011-09-30 01:06:17 AM  

natmar_76: I don't understand these teachers. You've got to be mentally ill to think this is ok.

Just go out to a bar and get laid if you're that hard up.


Dude, she is a lesbian. She doesn't want somebody that is hard up. Duh.
 
2011-09-30 01:06:33 AM  
Who WOULDN'T want to eat hot fifteen year old pussy!!? I liked it when I was fifteen, and I'd like it NOW. and I'm 53. But I wouldn't farking do it.
 
2011-09-30 01:07:00 AM  

natmar_76: I don't understand these teachers. You've got to be mentally ill to think this is ok.

Just go out to a bar and get laid if you're that hard up.


I've never been to a bar that had a willing 15-year-old girl in it.
Not that I would, you know, have sex with a willing 15-year-old-girl. I find their high, perky breasts, firm, round buttocks, tight, smooth thighs and tight, whispy-haired vaginas (quothe the Hicks: "like a wisp of cotton candy framing a papercut) to be just totally gross and not at all tempting or desireable.
 
2011-09-30 01:07:04 AM  

Mugato: Nicccce.


She's not a kindergarten teacher, nor is the student a preschooler
 
2011-09-30 01:07:55 AM  

natmar_76: I don't understand these teachers. You've got to be mentally ill to think this is ok.

Just go out to a bar and get laid if you're that hard up.


We'd need to lower the drinkig age for that to work.
 
2011-09-30 01:09:54 AM  
google "hot teacher" then post pics.

/don't want them to show up in historyl
 
2011-09-30 01:13:29 AM  
That's the hard way, subster

i.imgur.com
 
2011-09-30 01:16:38 AM  
Dear Penthouse.....Wait, what did the other one look like?

/yeah it doesn't matter as long as I imagine her with her head down
 
2011-09-30 01:35:17 AM  
Anyone else notice the elephant on her lapel?
 
2011-09-30 01:37:08 AM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: natmar_76: I don't understand these teachers. You've got to be mentally ill to think this is ok.

Just go out to a bar and get laid if you're that hard up.

I've never been to a bar that had a willing 15-year-old girl in it.
Not that I would, you know, have sex with a willing 15-year-old-girl. I find their high, perky breasts, firm, round buttocks, tight, smooth thighs and tight, whispy-haired vaginas (quothe the Hicks: "like a wisp of cotton candy framing a papercut) to be just totally gross and not at all tempting or desireable.



You might as well have a seat over there...
 
2011-09-30 01:41:34 AM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: ShawnDoc: That's what we call a British 10.

Over and done in 1. Everybody else, let's pack our shiat and leave. We're about as useful to this thread as a vagina to a priest.


Is that an 8-year-old vagina or an 18-year-old vagina? Because that may be relevant.
 
2011-09-30 01:46:35 AM  

thenooch: This teacher is fine by any measure.


Yeah. That measure being "the only women available to me are well over 60 years old"
 
2011-09-30 01:48:32 AM  

fracas: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: ShawnDoc: That's what we call a British 10.

Over and done in 1. Everybody else, let's pack our shiat and leave. We're about as useful to this thread as a vagina to a priest.

Is that an 8-year-old vagina or an 18-year-old vagina? Because that may be relevant.


You misspelled penis.
 
2011-09-30 01:55:14 AM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Over and done in 1. Everybody else, let's pack our shiat and leave. We're about as useful to this thread as a vagina to a priest.


Well I guess that's it then. I'll get the broom and can you pick up that bar of soap?

fracas: Is that an 8-year-old vagina or an 18-year-old vagina? Because that may be relevant.


Eight year old boys don't work like that.
 
2011-09-30 02:05:36 AM  

RealAmericanHero: So.. a female teacher having sex with a female student is a "mental illness". A male teacher having sex with a male student is unforgivable sexual assault.

Duly noted.

/not surprised


No need to be. The key difference is penetration, which is an important point in the law and probably in the psychological effect on the victim. The lesby teacher/student scene is unlikely to have it, where as the the male version is more likely to. We don't know, of course, if there was penetration in this particular case, so we just use our stereotypes as a shortcut.
 
2011-09-30 02:10:27 AM  
i.dailymail.co.ukwww.absolutely.net

Julia Stiles from the future.

/I think this is the same post I made from the original story
 
2011-09-30 03:24:52 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

cdn3.iofferphoto.com
 
2011-09-30 03:42:24 AM  

Ed Willy: I think this is technically a follow up. I remember being disappointed at the ugly teacher before.


No one looks their best leaving a courtroom crying. In other pictures she looks hitable, if I weren't straight.
 
2011-09-30 04:15:29 AM  
At first I was like:

i.dailymail.co.uk

but then I...

i.dailymail.co.uk

Also:

www.batb.tv
 
2011-09-30 04:55:15 AM  

JohnnyC: Anyone else notice the elephant on her lapel?


A British lesbian Republican? Michelle Bachmann can pray away the lesbian part, but I don't think there's a cure for being British.
 
2011-09-30 05:05:48 AM  
+1 headline, subby
 
2011-09-30 05:42:02 AM  
She reminds me of early 24 Chloe, when she spent most of every episode pouting and glaring at Michelle. My google-fu is too weak right now to find the photo I want.

moar coffee
 
2011-09-30 06:00:16 AM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: natmar_76: I don't understand these teachers. You've got to be mentally ill to think this is ok.

Just go out to a bar and get laid if you're that hard up.

I've never been to a bar that had a willing 15-year-old girl in it.
Not that I would, you know, have sex with a willing 15-year-old-girl. I find their high, perky breasts, firm, round buttocks, tight, smooth thighs and tight, whispy-haired vaginas (quothe the Hicks: "like a wisp of cotton candy framing a papercut) to be just totally gross and not at all tempting or desireable.


+5 for including Hicks quote
 
2011-09-30 06:03:57 AM  

Notabunny: Subby wait for sweet, sweet green


[img.photobucket.com image 400x323]


That picture is ... strangely tantalizing.

/EIP to tickle my fruitfancy some more
 
2011-09-30 06:28:08 AM  
headline fail 101: take same story involving lesbian teacher/student sex that has been submitted (and greened) many, many times before, and add a subby who apparently just awoke from a coma and thinks that this is new to anyone. Report as repeat (or at the minimum, follow-up), wait for well deserved red.
 
2011-09-30 06:51:40 AM  
She's cute, I must have missed any earlier greenlights. But then I often overlook stories that are Main-only.

/not Subby.
 
2011-09-30 07:34:52 AM  
While this is a multiple repeat, I will still go on record as that being hittable. Even if she does play for the other team. (I wonder if she likes variety?)
 
2011-09-30 07:42:45 AM  
crazy big mouth lesbo english teachers. What ya gonna do?
 
2011-10-01 05:04:11 AM  
Note: This story is actually a followup to the earlier story story, with the new information about her being "detained under Mental Health Act". Hence it's resurrection from redlight purgatory.
 
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