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(Daily Bhaskar)   Fashion designer makes dress completely out of nipples, which would be fine if it didn't shrink up every time the weather got cold   (daily.bhaskar.com ) divider line
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2011-09-29 09:31:33 AM  
Still, it's gotta be better than my poncho made of ballsacks.
 
2011-09-29 09:50:45 AM  
Nipples get bigger in the cold.
 
2011-09-29 10:10:57 AM  

Tickman: Nipples get bigger in the cold.


This
 
2011-09-29 10:12:40 AM  

TsarTom: Still, it's gotta be better than my poncho made of ballsacks.



images1.cliqueclack.com?
 
2011-09-29 10:14:26 AM  
Great for breaking into places this winter, though.
 
2011-09-29 10:15:18 AM  
When I die, I want a designer to make an awesome fascinator out of my rather prodigious nipples.
 
2011-09-29 10:15:52 AM  
I would love to be a high fashion designer. You basically get to do ANYTHING, and no matter how stupid or pointless it is, that's always The Point.

Want to make a dress out of glass? Sure, why not? It's a symbol of the fragility of beauty or some shiat.

Feel like making a bra in the shape of two battleships? Awesome. It's about the way sexuality is used as a weapon, both by and against women.

An evening gown made out of Sunday comics? Perfect. It can be a meta statement about how comical the fashion industry is.
 
2011-09-29 10:16:08 AM  
I'll give the designer two nipples up for coining the term, "Nippleocalypse".
 
2011-09-29 10:18:50 AM  
GRACIE JANE!!!!!

obscure?
 
2011-09-29 10:18:52 AM  
...And, recently a dress made from 3,000 cow and yak nipples has caused uproar among animal rights activists and politicians.

What? Yuk, I can't fap to this.


/ Fap
/ Fap Fap
 
2011-09-29 10:19:06 AM  
Nipple hard-ons are inspiring.
 
2011-09-29 10:20:56 AM  
Wooden Dress:
webtablab.com

Tent Dress:
webtablab.com

Emotion-Sensitive Dress:
webtablab.com
 
2011-09-29 10:21:17 AM  

TsarTom: Still, it's gotta be better than my poncho made of ballsacks.


Not as nifty as my wallet made out of foreskins, though.

/sometimes it's a suitcase
 
2011-09-29 10:21:27 AM  
Even with all those nipples they went and blurred the human nipples on the model? Well isn't that just terrible.
 
2011-09-29 10:22:37 AM  

Tickman: Nipples get bigger in the cold.


Erect is the word you're looking for. Erect.

The diameter of the areola actually gets smaller.
 
2011-09-29 10:22:59 AM  

98RKC: Tickman: Nipples get bigger in the cold.

This


Subby, you know nothing about women....welcome to the club dude!!!
 
2011-09-29 10:24:23 AM  
With top of said dress....

helablog.com
 
2011-09-29 10:26:10 AM  
Finally, something to go with my nipple hat and shoes.
 
2011-09-29 10:27:04 AM  
Technically, that dress is actually made of Teats.

/Teats
//Teatpocolypse
 
2011-09-29 10:27:14 AM  
I guess from the pixelization the design had one nipple too many?
images.bhaskar.com
 
2011-09-29 10:31:35 AM  
www.babble.com

been there, done that
 
2011-09-29 10:32:44 AM  
Justin Kerswell from animal rights organisation Viva added: "Isn't the way we treat farmed animals bad enough without turning their dead bodies into a runway freakshow?"

Did this guy miss the point or what?
 
2011-09-29 10:32:52 AM  
An Indian newspaper has an article about a nipple dress and no one links to the Indian Nipple Song yet?

(link opens in new window)
 
2011-09-29 10:33:16 AM  
And, recently a dress made from 3,000 cow and yak nipples has caused uproar among animal rights activists and politicians. Even viewers who were not outraged were still all a-titter.
 
2011-09-29 10:36:04 AM  

btraz70: Wooden Dress:
[webtablab.com image 500x584]


The hoop is wooden anyway. That's just retro -- hoops used to be wooden/whalebone anyway.
 
2011-09-29 10:36:04 AM  
Not sure if a nipple dress beats a wall of vagina's
 
2011-09-29 10:38:00 AM  
Ed Gein: Fasion designer ahead of his time.
farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2011-09-29 10:38:43 AM  
Big deal...I recently completed work on a t-shirt that is a 10/90 cotton/semen blend.


/yes, in that order
 
2011-09-29 10:39:57 AM  

Bad_Buddha: Big deal...I recently completed work on a t-shirt that is a 10/90 cotton/semen blend.


/yes, in that order


Be honest. It's still a work in progress, isn't it?
 
2011-09-29 10:43:54 AM  

Sangi: Not sure if a nipple dress beats a wall of vagina's


What about a vagina dress?

cache.gawker.com
 
2011-09-29 10:44:32 AM  
Get either Lady Gaga or Marylin Manson on the phone immediately.
 
2011-09-29 10:45:05 AM  
www.seinfeld-fan.net
 
2011-09-29 10:45:24 AM  
img.photobucket.com

/actually she's probably pissed she didn't think of it first
 
2011-09-29 10:48:20 AM  
www.ancientrails.com
 
2011-09-29 10:48:44 AM  
It certainly set the fashion world a-titter...

/Can't believe nobody went there yet.
 
2011-09-29 10:50:09 AM  
Should have read it better, damnit.
 
2011-09-29 10:51:11 AM  

dbrunker: Ed Gein: Fasion designer ahead of his time.
[farm2.static.flickr.com image 205x318]


I see my work here is already done.

Caution: read his wiki entry only if you're not seriously skeeved out by the inspiration for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre...
 
2011-09-29 10:51:32 AM  
Came here to say something....saw that dbrunker was on the ball (or the nipple, as it were...)
 
2011-09-29 11:17:39 AM  
img850.imageshack.us
Quack.
 
2011-09-29 11:18:30 AM  

Sangi: Not sure if a nipple dress beats a wall of vagina's


How the f*ck do I get that job?! Seriously?! How does that even work?

"Hey, mind if I make a cast of your vagina?"
"Feck off!"
"But it's art."
"Oh, well in that case!" *Spreads legs*

Why can't I think of these things?
 
2011-09-29 11:37:17 AM  
They could have used Nancy Grace's nipple and made a burqah.
 
2011-09-29 11:39:21 AM  
Hey Ren! Looks like we're in business again!

cdn.follw.it
 
2011-09-29 11:49:37 AM  

trappedspirit: Bad_Buddha: Big deal...I recently completed work on a t-shirt that is a 10/90 cotton/semen blend.


/yes, in that order

Be honest. It's still a work in progress, isn't it?


part of being an artist is knowing when the work is finished.....moving on to a flannel pillow case....
 
2011-09-29 11:59:53 AM  
Oh good, between the simpsons cosplay and this I'll have enough nightmare fuel for two weeks. And here I was worried I'd have to go to a furry site to fill up........
 
2011-09-29 12:04:35 PM  

trappedspirit: I guess from the pixelization the design had one nipple too many?
[images.bhaskar.com image 288x248]


no.. stupid news article covered up a side boob that doesn't show anything more than a standard bikini.
 
2011-09-29 12:15:58 PM  
Wow..you could hang 200 coat hangers on that dress.
 
2011-09-29 12:20:12 PM  

Damili: Sangi: Not sure if a nipple dress beats a wall of vagina's

What about a vagina dress?

[cache.gawker.com image 320x414]


What happens if you combine the nipple and vagine dresses into one outfit? And what if that then runs into the penis pants?

Wait, would a guy's penis pants have to leverage a mold of his own penis, or could he pick someone else as the model?
 
2011-09-29 12:22:23 PM  

just passing through: Damili: Sangi: Not sure if a nipple dress beats a wall of vagina's

What about a vagina dress?

[cache.gawker.com image 320x414]

What happens if you combine the nipple and vagine vagina dresses into one outfit? And what if that then runs into the penis pants?

Wait, would a guy's penis pants have to leverage a mold of his own penis, or could he pick someone else as the model?


dammit
 
2011-09-29 12:22:52 PM  
So...whaddaya call 250 Indian maidens with no breasts?

The Indian nipple-less 500.

Thanks so much...I'll be leaving the stage as soon as I round up all these vegetables.
 
2011-09-29 12:25:07 PM  

Submitted First With a Better Headline: I would love to be a high fashion designer. You basically get to do ANYTHING, and no matter how stupid or pointless it is, that's always The Point.

Want to make a dress out of glass? Sure, why not? It's a symbol of the fragility of beauty or some shiat.

Feel like making a bra in the shape of two battleships? Awesome. It's about the way sexuality is used as a weapon, both by and against women.

An evening gown made out of Sunday comics? Perfect. It can be a meta statement about how comical the fashion industry is.


Six months from now you're gonna be kicking your ass." Why didn't I copyright
this ?" Money down the drain bro.
 
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