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(WDEL Wilmington)   Teenager discovers that some substitute teachers are pretty cool. Especially the substitute teacher that let him check out naked pictures of her   (wdel.com) divider line 149
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2011-09-29 09:24:14 AM  
To be fair, the students did tell her that their regular teacher totally lets them see naked pictures of of her.
 
2011-09-29 09:25:07 AM  
You can't spell Sussex without s-e-x.
 
2011-09-29 09:30:22 AM  
I would look at naked pictures of that teacher.
 
2011-09-29 09:30:26 AM  
he was 15? ZOMG THE POOR LITTLE KID!11!!
 
2011-09-29 09:30:33 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: You can't spell Sussex without s-e-x.


Look! Essex Film


/obscure?
 
2011-09-29 09:31:41 AM  
Teenager discovers that some substitute teachers are pretty cool. Especially the substitute teacher that let him check out naked pictures of her Dirty mouth? Clean it up, with hand sanitizer - no, wait, don't do that, hold on
 
2011-09-29 09:33:03 AM  

animal900: I would look at naked pictures of that teacher.


i don't know why he didn't post them. selfish bastard.
 
2011-09-29 09:34:22 AM  
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? Because if I had been warned that sort of thing was frowned upon...
 
2011-09-29 09:35:48 AM  
"Oh you liked those"
"Here's my phone # let's hook up"
This would have NEVER happened when I was in school.
*Bitter*
 
2011-09-29 09:35:54 AM  
I would look at naked pictures of her.
Hopefully at the Hotel Coral Essex.

/fairly sure not obscure
 
2011-09-29 09:36:19 AM  
I agree her behavior was improper, but unless the pics were of her gargling a zebra's balls and shoving a live lobster up her snootch, all while laying in a kiddie pool filled with spoiled mayonnaise and shredded Medicare checks, let's ease up on the use of the word "obscene", OK?
 
2011-09-29 09:36:36 AM  

domo_kun_sai: "Oh you liked those"
"Here's my phone # let's hook up"
This would have NEVER happened when I was in school.
*Bitter*


this!
 
2011-09-29 09:36:53 AM  
You know, I'm getting sick and tired of hearing about this crap going on in school.



Why didn't it happen when I was in school? sheesh.
 
2011-09-29 09:38:03 AM  

DirkTheDaring: I agree her behavior was improper, but unless the pics were of her gargling a zebra's balls and shoving a live lobster up her snootch, all while laying in a kiddie pool filled with spoiled mayonnaise and shredded Medicare checks, let's ease up on the use of the word "obscene", OK?


DUDE, you had the same dream?
 
2011-09-29 09:38:33 AM  
TFA: State Police say the Sussex Technical High School student got hold of substitute teacher Megan Gordon's cell phone during a lunch period back in May, went into a bathroom and browsed through nude pictures of Gordon that were stored on the phone.

They left out the part where he beat his crank like it owed him money.
 
2011-09-29 09:40:08 AM  
I guess It's getting more difficult for teachers to compete with the internet.
 
2011-09-29 09:40:11 AM  

DirkTheDaring: I agree her behavior was improper, but unless the pics were of her gargling a zebra's balls and shoving a live lobster up her snootch, all while laying in a kiddie pool filled with spoiled mayonnaise and shredded Medicare checks, let's ease up on the use of the word "obscene", OK?


How do you know they weren't?

You holding out on us?
 
2011-09-29 09:40:26 AM  
She must not be the brightest bulb in the school if she trusted some pimply kid who already stole her phone. He only gave it back hoping to get more nudie pics.

They deserve each other. I hope they have a long and devious romance now.
 
2011-09-29 09:41:01 AM  
Growing up in the 60's and 70's, there wasn't much opportunity for this sort of thing. If we wanted naked pictures of our teachers, we had to paste their yearbook head shots over the faces of the models in the dumpster porn we found behind the bowling alley.

/not that I ever did that
//especially not to Senorita Martinez, the hot Spanish teacher.
 
2011-09-29 09:41:06 AM  
I feel I was robbed of my education because no hot teacher showed me naked pictures of her.

/Wait, I went to Catholic school. Never mind...
 
2011-09-29 09:41:06 AM  
Why can't these boys who are nailing their teachers keep their mouth shut about it. Granted, I'm a woman, but if I had nailed a teacher in high school, you couldn't torture the info out of me. Why fark up a good thing?
 
2011-09-29 09:41:50 AM  

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: TFA: State Police say the Sussex Technical High School student got hold of substitute teacher Megan Gordon's cell phone during a lunch period back in May, went into a bathroom and browsed through nude pictures of Gordon that were stored on the phone.

They left out the part where he beat his crank like it owed him money.


I think it was strongly implied. I'd love to see the look on the article author's face as they typed that section. I bet it was a smirk.
 
2011-09-29 09:42:14 AM  
28.media.tumblr.com

One does not get to be Subsitute Teacher of the Year three times running without going the extra mile.
 
2011-09-29 09:43:08 AM  

Just_a_Bear: domo_kun_sai: "Oh you liked those"
"Here's my phone # let's hook up"
This would have NEVER happened when I was in school.
*Bitter*

this!


I feel that way too but at my school there weren't any hot teachers, none under 50
 
2011-09-29 09:43:09 AM  

DirkTheDaring: I agree her behavior was improper, but unless the pics were of her gargling a zebra's balls and shoving a live lobster up her snootch, all while laying in a kiddie pool filled with spoiled mayonnaise and shredded Medicare checks, let's ease up on the use of the word "obscene", OK?


Agreed. Nudity isn't obscene. Sex isn't obscene.
 
2011-09-29 09:43:29 AM  

Mose: DirkTheDaring: I agree her behavior was improper, but unless the pics were of her gargling a zebra's balls and shoving a live lobster up her snootch, all while laying in a kiddie pool filled with spoiled mayonnaise and shredded Medicare checks, let's ease up on the use of the word "obscene", OK?

How do you know they weren't?

You holding out on us?


I'm just waiting for the right Farktography Contest to come 'round.
 
2011-09-29 09:44:22 AM  

Brew78: I would look at naked pictures of her.
Hopefully at the Hotel Coral Essex.

/fairly sure not obscure


Too funny!
 
2011-09-29 09:44:31 AM  

ihatedumbpeople: Why didn't it happen when I was in school? sheesh.


I was in 7th grade many many years ago and Miss Zinchak, who was, yeah, hot as hell, wore the mini-est mini skirts you could imagine and yeah, we were all staring up her flue and yeah, she loved every minute of it. These chicks were always around, they just started getting stupid about it.
 
2011-09-29 09:46:44 AM  

ladyway905: Why can't these boys who are nailing their teachers keep their mouth shut about it


because they want to brag about it, quite simply. or they keep quiet until she cuts him off, then he claims 'poor me'.
 
2011-09-29 09:46:54 AM  

DirkTheDaring: I agree her behavior was improper, but unless the pics were of her gargling a zebra's balls and shoving a live lobster up her snootch, all while laying in a kiddie pool filled with spoiled mayonnaise and shredded Medicare checks, let's ease up on the use of the word "obscene", OK?

That's

obscene?
 
2011-09-29 09:47:36 AM  

Brew78: I would look at naked pictures of her.
Hopefully at the Hotel Coral Essex.

/fairly sure not obscure


FTFY
 
2011-09-29 09:47:36 AM  
I can only assume that this student's application for his 'Man Card' has been denied and that he will be tormented mercilessly for the next 2-3 years about how YOU DON'T TELL MOM WHEN YOU ARE SEXTING WITH ANYONE, especially a semi-hot adult who appears to be available.
 
2011-09-29 09:47:42 AM  

Loren: Sex isn't obscene.


then you're not doing it right
 
2011-09-29 09:48:30 AM  

ladyway905: Why can't these boys who are nailing their teachers keep their mouth shut about it. Granted, I'm a woman, but if I had nailed a teacher in high school, you couldn't torture the info out of me. Why fark up a good thing?


It's the male urge to assert his place in the social hierarchy, and bragging about sexual conquests has been a means to that goal since Ogg nailed Uuluulu.
 
2011-09-29 09:48:56 AM  

kcfarker: DirkTheDaring: I agree her behavior was improper, but unless the pics were of her gargling a zebra's balls and shoving a live lobster up her snootch, all while laying in a kiddie pool filled with spoiled mayonnaise and shredded Medicare checks, let's ease up on the use of the word "obscene", OK?

That's obscene?


I'm trying to establish a baseline.
 
2011-09-29 09:49:37 AM  
I think the kid got her to agree to giving him her phone number under duress / blackmail. Afterall he stole her phone, went into the bathroom and rubbed one out, then returned it to her! No. There's more going on here.

/what, this? It's a bookmark, why?
 
2011-09-29 09:49:54 AM  

Brew78: I would look at naked pictures of her.
Hopefully at the Hotel Coral Essex.

/fairly sure not obscure


NERRRRRRD!!!!
 
2011-09-29 09:49:57 AM  

madgonad: YOU DON'T TELL MOM WHEN YOU ARE SEXTING WITH ANYONE, especially a semi-hot adult who appears to be available.


the dumbass was probably too stupid to lock his phone and his mom looked through it.
 
2011-09-29 09:50:23 AM  
TTIUWP.
 
2011-09-29 09:50:39 AM  

DirkTheDaring: I agree her behavior was improper, but unless the pics were of her gargling a zebra's balls and shoving a live lobster up her snootch, all while laying in a kiddie pool filled with spoiled mayonnaise and shredded Medicare checks, let's ease up on the use of the word "obscene", OK?


Keyboard, coffee, you know the drill...

This is one of those times the "helicopter parent" did the right thing, and his friends will forever let him know about it...
 
2011-09-29 09:51:01 AM  

DirkTheDaring: I agree her behavior was improper, but unless the pics were of her gargling a zebra's balls and shoving a live lobster up her snootch, all while laying in a kiddie pool filled with spoiled mayonnaise and shredded Medicare checks, let's ease up on the use of the word "obscene", OK?


What we're doing in Afghanistan is Obscene.
What she did was natural.
 
2011-09-29 09:51:57 AM  

bunner: ihatedumbpeople: Why didn't it happen when I was in school? sheesh.

I was in 7th grade many many years ago and Miss Zinchak, who was, yeah, hot as hell, wore the mini-est mini skirts you could imagine and yeah, we were all staring up her flue and yeah, she loved every minute of it. These chicks were always around, they just started getting stupid about it.


Special ed teacher in middle school was right out of college and hot as fark. She was a chaperone for the school's DC trip and all she did the whole time was hang around the pool in a string bikini with her top undone so she wouldn't get tanlines(and would get plenty of attention, which she ate up like candy). Needless to say the pool was the most popular place for all the boys.
 
2011-09-29 09:52:30 AM  

DirkTheDaring: I'm trying to establish a baseline.


www.firstnews.co.uk
 
2011-09-29 09:52:50 AM  

ladyway905: Why can't these boys who are nailing their teachers keep their mouth shut about it. Granted, I'm a woman, but if I had nailed a teacher in high school, you couldn't torture the info out of me. Why fark up a good thing?


Teenage boys are fools by nature, and, lacking experience, think that unlimited bounty awaits
 
2011-09-29 09:54:16 AM  

DirkTheDaring: I agree her behavior was improper, but unless the pics were of her gargling a zebra's balls and shoving a live lobster up her snootch, all while laying in a kiddie pool filled with spoiled mayonnaise and shredded Medicare checks, let's ease up on the use of the word "obscene", OK?


ecdn0.hark.com
Kinky
 
2011-09-29 09:54:33 AM  
In 8th grade we had a trainee teacher (or apprentice, whatever) in English and she shared her scrapbook from her recent backpacking adventures in Europe. Unfortunately for her, she forgot to take out the topless sunbathing pics of her and her friend. We tittered and nudged each other, she realized, we all laughed, and that was the end of it. Simpler times.

I know, I know, pics or it didn't happen...
 
2011-09-29 09:56:13 AM  
So...where the hell are the pictures?
 
2011-09-29 09:59:50 AM  

Brew78: I would look at naked pictures of her.
Hopefully at the Hotel Coral Essex.

/fairly sure not obscure


I wish the subsequent sequels (redundant?) were more obscure.
 
2011-09-29 10:02:11 AM  
The problem here is the 15 year old boy. Poor girl's life is ruined because of the generation she is teaching.

Not only that, but he's 15. Boys have sex with older girls when they are 15 if they have any brains.

The kid should be charged with theft, harassment, and being a f*cking retard.

Someone needs to setup a site mocking these boys in public so they know they are social rejects. What 15 year old doesn't want to screw a teacher? What boy worth his own nuts would let someone take a fall for this? He should be taking all responsibility, even if she did have something to do with it.

And yes, I'm only saying this because she appears to be worth screwing.
 
2011-09-29 10:02:25 AM  

poot42: I think the kid got her to agree to giving him her phone number under duress / blackmail. Afterall he stole her phone, went into the bathroom and rubbed one out, then returned it to her! No. There's more going on here.

/what, this? It's a bookmark, why?


Right. Why was she arrested? Why isn't the thieving little bastard arrested?
 
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