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Dog removed from crevasse after the oil hits the canis, waiting for Jesus to come, and a car accident on Needmore Road: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/18 - 9/24
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Hi everybody, not much new for this week, so lets get right to it.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-09-18 to Sat 2011-09-24:
The great American road trip has changed quite a bit in the last few decades. Old people are still 100 points, though
Cup Noodles museum is now set to open. Will have hot water added, then be closed for five minutes
HTC announces phone aimed at women. It's purple, has a light-up "charm" indicator for calls, and an unusually strong vibrate mode
Baby born on overseas flight. Nationality still up in the air
Fire crews finally free dog trapped in rock crevass after dousing him with vegetable oil and using a lasso. "It was easy once the oil hit the canis"
Sata elected Zambia's president, having beaten out incumbent IDE and archrival SCSI
Man dies after one car swerves into the path of another on Needmore Road. They certainly did
Underendowed Germans increasingly turning to penis enlargement operations. You know who else wanted to be the world's biggest dick?
Same-sex couples in civil partnerships are less likely to divorce than straight married couples. Probably due to state laws defining divorce as between one man and one woman
Coroner rules Irish man died of spontaneous human combustion. O'Really?
You now have the option of going to jail or church; either way you're going to be on your knees praying for Jesus to come already
The New York Yankees win the AL East. It's okay, Red Sox Nation, your guys won the preseason ESPN.com expert panel 45-0
Former NFL lineman Orlando Brown dead at age 40. Excuse me, there's something in my eye
Health inspectors find numerous violations at Wrigley Field. Players are safe since they avoid anything that gives them the runs
Someday in the near future, microwaves may turn orange peels into biodegradable plastic, according to a scientist who just discovered marijuana
Innovative start-up company employs an entirely autistic workforce. Wait, didn't Bill Gates already do this?
New study says one third of all digital photos taken in the world end up on Facebook. Other two thirds are of people who are sober, have their clothes still on
Heidi Montag celebrates being 25. In other news, her chin celebrates being 3, her nose celebrates being 5, her stomach celebrates being 2, her breasts celebrate being 1, 3, 5 and 6
People Magazine fingers Rosie O'Donnell's new girlfriend
Premiere of the new "Charlie's Angels," draws 8.7 million viewers. Collective IQ in the United States drops 7 full points
Obama slams Palin, but not quite as hard as Glen Rice did
Federal judge orders Carl Lewis' name off NJ senate ballots, saying he does not meet the 4-year residency requirement, the 10-year double-dipping requirement, or the 20-year bribe-taking requirement
Obama hails the building of the Intercontinental Railroad. Without it, the other 7 states would've remained isolated from the first 50 states
IKEA creates MÄNLAND, a men's-only play area featuring Xboxes, pinball games, football, free hot dogs and televised sporting events for husbands while their wives shop. I'm assuming it's BYØB
German vintner upset after thieves steal entire grape harvest. Police tell him to quit wining
Intuit reiterates fiscal outlook, have 50 words for snow
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