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(Some Guy)   Man sees his sleeping wife remove her clothing, touch her own body and moan. So naturally he assumes she's having sex with an invisible man   (asiaone.com) divider line 116
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2011-09-28 03:58:19 AM
FTA: "The couple, from Bintulu, Sarawak, lodged a police report but the cops could not do anything to arrest the "invisible man"."

Did they even try a stakeout while she was naked?
 
2011-09-28 04:33:39 AM
Caught my then-GF masturbating once (they don't get caught as easily as guys do, so I considered this a stupid leverage to be filed away for later use):

"Who are you thinking about?"

"You! Of course."

Riiiiight. Here's the truth about getting yourself off, folks:

Male or female, we're sure as sh*t not thinking of you if we've been together for more than a year. This an immutable truth in life and I'm sorry if it offends. Handsome bartender from last night? That one chick who walks her annoying poodle in a tennis skirt? Yeah, we all do it.

/didn't upset me at all
 
2011-09-28 04:46:03 AM
He should have pushed off the invisible man and hopped on board....she's ready.

dickfreckle: Caught my then-GF masturbating once (they don't get caught as easily as guys do, so I considered this a stupid leverage to be filed away for later use):

"Who are you thinking about?"

"You! Of course."

Riiiiight. Here's the truth about getting yourself off, folks:


Reminds me of "I Love You, Man"

Peter Klaven: I used a picture of Zooey in a bikini that I took when we were on vacation in Cabo San Lucas
Sydney Fife: Wait, you jerked off to a picture of your own girl friend? You - that - wow, that is sick! Oh my God, what is *wrong* with you?
Peter Klaven: What's wrong with that?
Sydney Fife: Pedro, there is so much wrong - I don't even know where to begin... That is sick, man!
 
2011-09-28 04:49:43 AM
We should try to be mindful that this man truly believes this, and his culture provides the framework within which he interacts with the world. It would be the height of hubris to mock him for his beliefs.
 
2011-09-28 04:59:10 AM
I think we've found what Kevin Bacon has been doing lately ;)


I actually liked that movie
 
2011-09-28 05:16:11 AM
And people wonder why I chose invisibility over flight.
 
2011-09-28 05:25:30 AM
Didn't Anna Nicole Smith once claim she had sex with a ghost?
 
2011-09-28 06:13:22 AM
Maybe if this guy could find the invisible man in the canoe more often.
 
2011-09-28 06:18:46 AM
How did I guess it would be a superstitious back water place like, Alaba... Malaysia.
 
2011-09-28 06:34:24 AM
It's just Patrick Swayze getting around.

/too soon?
 
2011-09-28 07:02:43 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: We should try to be mindful that this man truly believes this, and his culture provides the framework within which he interacts with the world. It would be the height of hubris to mock him for his beliefs.



LOL! how about no. I will mock this guy who believes in invisible men, creationists, jihadists with thier virgins in heaven, people who believe in reincarnation, people who believe breaking a mirror is bad luck, people who think sacrificing an animal brings them some favor from thier god, natives who think a polaroid steals thier soul, etc...

This "framework" you speak of may be real, but no one should help perpetuate these ignorant myths and superstitions.
 
2011-09-28 07:09:50 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: We should try to be mindful that this man truly believes this, and his culture provides the framework within which he interacts with the world. It would be the height of hubris to mock him for his beliefs.


And incredibly ironic. And/or hypocritical.

/or was that moronic...
 
2011-09-28 07:16:28 AM
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Yup. Being Ben Murphy has its advantages.
 
2011-09-28 07:21:46 AM

TsarTom: [t0.gstatic.com image 206x245]
Yup. Being Ben Murphy has its advantages.


Don't be a turkey.
 
2011-09-28 07:30:57 AM

TsarTom: [t0.gstatic.com image 206x245]
Yup. Being Ben Murphy has its advantages.


Leave Robert Denby alone!!
 
2011-09-28 07:34:15 AM
www.asiaone.com

Anyone - what is it?
 
2011-09-28 07:35:24 AM
The cops should show him an empty cell and say "We got him!"
 
2011-09-28 07:37:18 AM

Phlem Pickens: Anyone - what is it?


Looks like someone lying on their side with a pillow between their legs.
 
2011-09-28 07:39:07 AM

Phlem Pickens: [www.asiaone.com image 430x280]

Anyone - what is it?


A streetlight.
 
2011-09-28 07:40:14 AM

Phlem Pickens: [www.asiaone.com image 430x280]

Anyone - what is it?


Well in front of the grey bit is the invisible man taking her from behind.... sheesh
 
2011-09-28 07:41:59 AM
I see we have the ever-so-rare "man [verb]" trifecta in play.
 
2011-09-28 07:42:27 AM
If that invisible George Clooney tries anything with my wife, I'll shoot him with my invisible shotgun
 
2011-09-28 07:44:17 AM
This American Life (new window) had a segment on choosing between two super powers: flying or invisibility. I think something like this pretty much wraps it up for invisibility.
 
2011-09-28 07:44:23 AM
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2011-09-28 07:45:54 AM
You think the Invisible Man would've learned after that whole Wonder Woman / Superman fiasco.
 
2011-09-28 07:45:56 AM
www.shadowlocked.com
Knows the feeling
 
2011-09-28 07:48:35 AM
Invisibility porn?
 
2011-09-28 07:48:53 AM
Hope she doesn't show up pregnant in a few months. People write stories about stuff like that. There is one of these stories that has been going on for thousands of years and lots of people believe it.
 
Skr
2011-09-28 07:52:03 AM
White Zentai suits are the scourge of the superstitious mind (and the key ingredient to Japanese Invisible Man Porn)

www.mlo.me
 
2011-09-28 07:54:23 AM
Chuck Testa?
 
2011-09-28 07:54:30 AM

Wise_Guy: The cops should show him an empty cell and say "We got him!"


LMFAO!
 
2011-09-28 07:55:40 AM

sendtodave: You think the Invisible Man would've learned after that whole Wonder Woman / Superman fiasco.


Poor fella's ass is STILL on fire
 
2011-09-28 07:56:09 AM
He sought help from a medium, who then told him that someone had used black magic to take away the wife's "soul" and rape her

Poor gullible simple fool. At least he wasn't in an African country, a sorcerer might have stolen his penis.
 
2011-09-28 07:56:43 AM

Phlem Pickens: [www.asiaone.com image 430x280]

Anyone - what is it?


Streetlight.
 
2011-09-28 07:57:06 AM

sendtodave: You think the Invisible Man would've learned after that whole Wonder Woman / Superman fiasco.


Winner.
 
2011-09-28 07:57:37 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: We should try to be mindful that this man truly believes this, and his culture provides the framework within which he interacts with the world. It would be the height of hubris to mock him for his beliefs.


No, he's just a Farking idiot!
 
2011-09-28 07:59:39 AM
Invisible man or
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invisible men?
 
2011-09-28 08:01:42 AM
Perhaps she's being filled by the holy spirit?
 
2011-09-28 08:02:04 AM
Meh, not the first time an invisible man has done this.... I find your collective lack of faith quite disturbing

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2011-09-28 08:03:05 AM

SpinStopper: I think we've found what Kevin Bacon has been doing lately ;)


I actually liked that movie


THIS!
 
2011-09-28 08:03:36 AM

Atanna: Perhaps she's being filled by the holy spirit?


Damn it, you beat me to it by a few seconds....

/see you in Hell
 
2011-09-28 08:04:10 AM

Jake Havechek: Poor gullible simple fool. At least he wasn't in an African country, a sorcerer might have stolen his penis.


Don't be a doubter. I've had mine sucked off before. So it CAN happen.
 
2011-09-28 08:04:19 AM
Who sleeps with their clothes on? Naked is the way to go!
 
2011-09-28 08:08:44 AM
".... The youth, in his 20s, .... "

how did you people miss this?
 
2011-09-28 08:09:03 AM
I'd find this a lot more amusing if I didn't think someone this crazy is likely to kill his wife at some point 'for cheating on him'.
 
2011-09-28 08:09:19 AM
I guess.... he didn't see it coming?
 
2011-09-28 08:09:59 AM
Ghosts? In my vagina? It's more likely than you think.
 
2011-09-28 08:11:04 AM

Old enough to know better: I'd find this a lot more amusing if I didn't think someone this crazy is likely to kill his wife at some point 'for cheating on him'.


His defense will be he was trying to stab the invisible guy and missed.
 
2011-09-28 08:12:46 AM

Phlem Pickens: His defense will be he was trying to stab the invisible guy and missed.


Farking brilliant!
 
2011-09-28 08:12:47 AM
Pick out your invisible man from this lineup of five invisible men and one invisible woman.
 
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