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(National Post)   Man thinks his friend is a bear, shoots him, is banned from Gay Pride parades for life   (news.nationalpost.com) divider line 32
    More: Dumbass, Vancouver Island, Victoria  
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2011-09-28 12:25:40 AM  
Cover me in honey and throw me to the bears.
 
2011-09-28 01:03:05 AM  
Eagle River?
 
2011-09-28 01:37:40 AM  

Ghastly: Cover me in honey and throw me to the bears.


i307.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-28 02:15:14 AM  
Well, all he has to do is clap his hands and ... wait. That's something else.

Never mind.

Try mouth-to-mouth.
 
2011-09-28 05:33:54 AM  

Ghastly: Cover me in honey and throw me to the bears.


I have a shirt that says this.
 
2011-09-28 06:57:06 AM  
Good thing he didn't think his friend was a twinkie. Or bad, depending on ones POV, I suppose.
 
2011-09-28 07:06:25 AM  
freestylemtx.com

Yeeeeeeehaaaaaawwwwww! Let's get balls deep in this bear thread!
 
2011-09-28 07:10:59 AM  
FTFA: A 22-year-old man is recovering in Victoria General Hospital after his friend shot him in the face, mistaking him for a bear.

Gay.

And the ol' Salty Pirate ain't no laughing matter, either. You can lose an eye over that!
 
2011-09-28 07:13:06 AM  
Oh. The caption for the pic is priceless: This is possibly similar to what the man thought his friend looked like.

What a bear may look like.

/pfffthchsnzgffftghgfchch!!!
 
2011-09-28 07:18:51 AM  
Grizzly headline...
 
2011-09-28 07:19:39 AM  
Sniper: [into walkie-talkie] The bear is down. Repeat, the bear is down.
[to other sniper]
Sniper: We got the bear.
Sniper: I think that's a Wookie. That's a Wookie!
Sniper: No it's not! It's a bear!
Sniper: [into walkie-talkie] Is a Wookie a bear, Control?
 
2011-09-28 07:19:49 AM  
Wonder what the bear naked facts really are...
 
2011-09-28 07:23:59 AM  
"He is not a bear; He is a silly man who needs a shave and wears a fur coat."
 
2011-09-28 07:24:47 AM  
"as I understand it, the police shot the right man, but the wrong man exploded"
 
2011-09-28 07:25:23 AM  
And what if the intruder had been the last living Bigfoot? And what if the shot had been fatal? What about that, huh?

People just don't think anymore.
 
2011-09-28 07:26:54 AM  

capitulating fromage masticating simian: "as I understand it, the police shot the right man, but the wrong man exploded"


Sounds like he bearly shot his load
 
2011-09-28 07:36:30 AM  
The shooter drove his bloody friend to Youbou, B.C.

Someone needs to put the video of this on Youbou.
 
2011-09-28 07:46:24 AM  

rabid_pet: capitulating fromage masticating simian: "as I understand it, the police shot the right man, but the wrong man exploded"

Sounds like he bearly shot his load


That wasn't a quote from the article, it was from the same movie I quoted in the Boobies (four lions)

"It must have been the target, because I shot it"
 
2011-09-28 07:57:25 AM  
No he's a-not! He's a-wearin a neck-a-tie!
 
2011-09-28 08:05:39 AM  
Weird, I was sure it was going to be a repeat of this story but that one took place in Montana and this one took place on Vancouver Island.
 
2011-09-28 08:12:21 AM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Ghastly: Cover me in honey and throw me to the bears.

I have a shirt that says this.


Can I have it?
 
2011-09-28 08:31:20 AM  
Dick Cheney.

/that is all.
 
2011-09-28 08:32:01 AM  
Ghastly: Cover me in honey and throw me to the bears.

You'd like that wouldn't you
 
2011-09-28 08:33:53 AM  
ekmieciak.files.wordpress.com

What his friend might look like
 
2011-09-28 08:36:13 AM  
Phew, I thought the story was about me.

/Again
 
2011-09-28 08:40:35 AM  

probesport: Dick Cheney.

/that is all.


I hope Canada keeps him.
 
2011-09-28 09:01:42 AM  
Getting some weird mobile site, what size gun did he use? I'd imagine a gun you can survive a face shot with would only piss a bear off.
 
2011-09-28 09:02:53 AM  
www.itsnature.org
 
2011-09-28 09:15:28 AM  
www.maximumawesome.com

Don't shoot me bro
 
2011-09-28 10:02:16 AM  
Dick Cheney... That's the joke.

~Lewis Black
 
2011-09-28 02:50:03 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Ghastly: Cover me in honey and throw me to the bears.

I have a shirt that says this.


Bear t-shirt thread!

dl.dropbox.com
 
2011-09-28 07:25:30 PM  
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