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(Some Assistant Principal)   Today's hot teacher caught having sex with three high school boys and sending them nude pics brought you to courtesy of Shawnee Mission, Kansas. (w. creepy mug shot pic)   (badjocks.com) divider line 203
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2011-09-27 11:24:59 PM  

Lorelle: Podmore: Appears to be her as well:
[www.pitch.com image 160x160][www.turdfergusonblog.com image 180x258]

Admit it, you guys would've jumped at the chance to have sex with a teacher like that back in high school.


Are you kidding? I'd have sex with that right now.

/Came for the nude pics.
/Leaving satisfied
/Will come for the nude pics later
/Will leave even more satisfied...
 
2011-09-27 11:25:06 PM  
what does the # in front of Cheerleader mean?

/srs question
 
2011-09-27 11:25:33 PM  

real shaman: I went to Shawnee Mission East and North. West didn't open until after I'd left.


But apparently Preston opened again and again and again...

Ok, that was lame. I'm off my game lately, must be the lack of meds.
 
2011-09-27 11:25:56 PM  
What do these women find so appealing about teenage boys? Acne? Immaturity? Underdeveloped bodies?

All I can think is that these chicks must've been neglected when they were in high school and are trying to relive their pasts.
 
2011-09-27 11:26:05 PM  

APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me


ban you??? no... Thank You!!!
 
2011-09-27 11:26:40 PM  
She's good enough. Good enough. I would do things to her that I've never done before.
 
2011-09-27 11:27:19 PM  
So she went into Macy's Loreal counter, and said, "Hi. I'd like to look like a soulless love doll for my booking photo. Can you help me?"
 
2011-09-27 11:27:29 PM  

APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me


Kudos to you for the fine job researching this topic, I'm always glad to be abreast of the situation.
 
2011-09-27 11:27:59 PM  

real shaman: real shaman: I went to Shawnee Mission East and North. West didn't open until after I'd left.

what happened to the rest of my post? It followed by saying: Teachers never looked like that when I was a student.


What year did you graduate? My dad went to North and and then East... I think he was in the original graduating class at East (1960 maybe?)
 
2011-09-27 11:29:19 PM  

Scruffinator: HMS_Blinkin: APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me

Ban? BAN?!?!?

No sir, you will not be banned. You shall be crowned king of the farkers.

/but seriously, damn. She is good looking, and apparently a complete nutjob.

He will be our new God!

/seriously, those kids are farking lucky


You guys crack me up.

Also - 30 years? This sh*t is out of control. Those boys may get injured from jacking off to the memories or the constant high 5's , but they are in no way victims. Sick of this ridiculous BS.
 
2011-09-27 11:29:43 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me

WANT!

Hopefully the accident didn't mess her up too much. Afterwards she won't be able to work with minors. I think I could find a position for in her.


Yeah. We were all thinking it.
 
2011-09-27 11:29:48 PM  

tankjr: ...three high school boys... simultaneously?


in a row.
 
2011-09-27 11:30:04 PM  
I would have hit that so hard that my van would need new shocks, struts and probably a rear axle.

That was in high school.

Now? I look at her and those eyes make my balls crawl.
 
2011-09-27 11:30:49 PM  

FerneJohn: What do these women find so appealing about teenage boys? Acne? Immaturity? Underdeveloped bodies?

All I can think is that these chicks must've been neglected when they were in high school and are trying to relive their pasts.


recuperate skills.
Rapid fire and reload, etc.
 
2011-09-27 11:33:14 PM  
Came for the pics, left with a frown 'cause I've seen them before :(
 
2011-09-27 11:33:51 PM  

hubiestubert: craxyd: Something I picked up from hanging out here about you never fark crazy comes to mind

The proper phrase is don't stick your dick into crazy...

Because THIS is what you get. To be fair, high school kids don't get that. Grown people, that's a whole different story...



Thanx for clearing that up.
 
2011-09-27 11:34:49 PM  

APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me


Ehh, the head on that first nude pic kind of looks shooped on. The body looks fantastic though. A+ to whoever that belongs to.
 
2011-09-27 11:35:44 PM  
I keep seeing people saying the pic looks shopped. But in the interest of forensic science, I looked, and that pic is NOT shopped.

I can tell by the pixels,and from seeing quite a few webcam prons in my time.

/if you require my expert testimony, I'll be in my bunk
 
2011-09-27 11:36:32 PM  
badjocks.com

images5.fanpop.com

badjocks.com

nerdbastards.com

We have a winner.
 
2011-09-27 11:36:44 PM  

kermit_the_frog: This reminds me of a very recent occurrence of putting my dick in crazy. Still getting dozens of emails and phone calls -- every day. Time for a restraining order, I think.
Looked alot like that one.
So the moral of the story is; It doesn't matter how good she looks -- sticking your dick in crazy is not a wise move.
/not easy being green.


1) block her emails
2) block her calls

Don't get a restraining order unless she's physically stalking you. If you get one now, she still hasn't tried just coming over to your house.....to explain how you made a mistake. She just needs to see you.
Don't incite her unless you have to. Crazy people don't think like we do.

And this:

My name is Michelle Preston and this is my third year teaching Psychology I, AP Psychology, and World Geography

ha
 
2011-09-27 11:36:56 PM  

Gifted Many Few: I knew this day would come eventually. I am officially out of outrage for this behavior. There are now enough female teachers that have done this they can start their own school system, including college. K-12, up to bachelors degree.


Suddenly I need to go back to school.
 
2011-09-27 11:37:07 PM  
Nice thousand yard stare, creepy broad.
 
2011-09-27 11:37:11 PM  

APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me


It's amazing how a mugshot can turn the crazy on.

You sir, will not be banned. Ye shall go forth into the immortal kingdom of the interwebs as a god.
 
2011-09-27 11:37:56 PM  
img199.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-27 11:37:57 PM  
Rolling Stone: The Catholic Church's Secret Sex Crime Files (new window)
Billy never told anyone what had happened. But from then on, he made sure to trade assignments with other altar boys to avoid serving Mass with Father Avery. After summer break, when Billy returned to St. Jerome and entered the sixth grade, he was assigned a new teacher, Bernard Shero. His abuse seemed to be a thing of the past, something best forgotten.

One day, according to the grand jury, Shero offered Billy a ride after school. Instead, they stopped at a park about a mile from Billy's house. "We're going to have some fun," Shero told him. He ordered Billy into the back seat, helped him undress, and then allegedly fellated and anally raped him, managing to insert his penis only partway because of Billy's screams of pain. Then Shero made Billy perform the same acts on him. "It feels good," he repeated over and over. Afterward, he made Billy get out of the car and walk home.


VS


Now out of the hospital, Preston faces three counts of having unlawful sexual relations for acts committed with the young lads between Sept. 1 and Dec. 31, 2010. If convicted she could receive up to 30 years in prison.


EXACTLY THE SAME THING


shoryuken.ie
 
2011-09-27 11:39:34 PM  
NSFW Or was it photoshopped (new window).... NSFW
someone claiming images were shopped.
 
2011-09-27 11:40:25 PM  
This thread is the model for how all "teacher student sex" articles should go.
1. Read article.
2. See booking pic.
3. Someone tracks down nude pics.
4. We argue about their authenticity.
 
2011-09-27 11:41:42 PM  
high school boys getting laid?

is that something we're caring about now?
 
2011-09-27 11:42:21 PM  

Fon_Win: NSFW Or was it photoshopped (new window).... NSFW
someone claiming images were shopped.


Still looks damn good to me.
 
2011-09-27 11:42:28 PM  
Jeeze, kids today.

The first rule of farking the hot teacher club is you don't talk about farking the hot teacher club.

Look, I know there's a lot of peer pressure to brag to your buddies, but come on, use come common sense: if you've got a good thing going, you don't fark it up by kissing and telling.

Just give a knowing smirk and say "I ain't sayin nothin." If that doesn't work there's always the "smell my finger" gambit.
 
2011-09-27 11:43:09 PM  
i635.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-27 11:45:05 PM  
Yeah... actually to be a buzzkill...

http://www.pitch.com/plog/archives/2011/03/08/michelle-preston-shawne e -mission-west-teacher-accused-of-inappropriate-relationship-with-a-stu dent

UPDATE: Fox 4 is reporting that Michelle Preston is in the hospital after a vehicle she was driving went off an embankment at high speed in Miami County. She was reportedly airlifted via Lifeline to a local hospital, and her condition is unknown. The TV station also reported that authorities served a warrant at the teacher's Lenexa home on Monday afternoon.
 
2011-09-27 11:48:03 PM  

kermit_the_frog: So the moral of the story is; It doesn't matter how good she looks -- sticking your dick in crazy is not a wise move.


I disagree, sir.

Sticking your dick in crazy is always a wise move.

Letting the crazy know where you live and work, not so much. If you can do the former without doing the latter, you're golden.
 
2011-09-27 11:50:06 PM  

cryinoutloud: kermit_the_frog: This reminds me of a very recent occurrence of putting my dick in crazy. Still getting dozens of emails and phone calls -- every day. Time for a restraining order, I think.
Looked alot like that one.
So the moral of the story is; It doesn't matter how good she looks -- sticking your dick in crazy is not a wise move.
/not easy being green.

1) block her emails
2) block her calls

Don't get a restraining order unless she's physically stalking you. If you get one now, she still hasn't tried just coming over to your house.....to explain how you made a mistake. She just needs to see you.
Don't incite her unless you have to. Crazy people don't think like we do.

And this:

My name is Michelle Preston and this is my third year teaching Psychology I, AP Psychology, and World Geography

ha


"ha," what?
 
2011-09-27 11:51:19 PM  
I didn't read the article, but "Shawnee Mission" is not a city in Kansas. Shawnee Mission is the name of a school district and a post office. There is a city of Shawnee, KS and a city of Mission, KS, but the school district and post office cover lots of the suburbs of Kansas City, MO, including Overland Park, Lenexa, Roeland Park, Mission Hills, Leawood, Prairie Village, and many others.

The total population of all the cities in the district exceed 350,000. If Shawnee Mission was a real city, it would be the largest city in Kansas, surpassing Wichita, and greatly surpassing the capital of Topeka.

www.agiantfart.com

/boobies
 
2011-09-27 11:52:19 PM  

clyph: kermit_the_frog: So the moral of the story is; It doesn't matter how good she looks -- sticking your dick in crazy is not a wise move.

I disagree, sir.

Sticking your dick in crazy is always a wise move.

Letting the crazy know where you live and work, not so much. If you can do the former without doing the latter, you're golden.


img35.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-27 11:52:41 PM  

DIGITALgimpus: This thread has a lot of sharp knee commenters.

Even the mugshot doesn't look bad... in normal lighting he'd look good. A few drinks... she'd be a model.


I've photographed wannabe models who aren't that good looking.
 
2011-09-27 11:54:03 PM  
I'd stick my dick in her, then pull out then stick in again. (I'm lonely fark you)
 
2011-09-27 11:55:05 PM  

APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me


Man, school has changed. Seriously guys, stop bragging or you'll just blow a good thing.
 
2011-09-27 11:57:44 PM  

APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me


LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD
 
2011-09-27 11:58:43 PM  

Podmore: Appears to be her as well:
[www.pitch.com image 160x160][www.turdfergusonblog.com image 180x258]


This as well. NSFW (new window)
 
2011-09-27 11:58:59 PM  
I bet she touches the butthole.
 
2011-09-27 11:59:38 PM  
She dated the jock/hot guy all through high school, graduated from college, and suddenly realized she didn't play enough tight end in high school.


/thread
 
2011-09-27 11:59:38 PM  

Grables'Daughter: hubiestubert: The proper phrase is don't stick your dick into crazy...

No, I think it's "Never let crazy stick its dick in you".


Ah crap.

/sells tickets to Chicago
//wasn't really going but no one else bit so what the hell
 
2011-09-27 11:59:42 PM  

Purdue_Pete: Yeah... actually to be a buzzkill...

http://www.pitch.com/plog/archives/2011/03/08/michelle-preston-shawne e -mission-west-teacher-accused-of-inappropriate-relationship-with-a-stu dent

UPDATE: Fox 4 is reporting that Michelle Preston is in the hospital after a vehicle she was driving went off an embankment at high speed in Miami County. She was reportedly airlifted via Lifeline to a local hospital, and her condition is unknown. The TV station also reported that authorities served a warrant at the teacher's Lenexa home on Monday afternoon.


Just making sure you guys saw this.. :(
 
2011-09-28 12:02:52 AM  
THANK YOU APE992

/Sure wish I had that in HS all day
 
2011-09-28 12:04:24 AM  

Grables'Daughter: hubiestubert: The proper phrase is don't stick your dick into crazy...

No, I think it's "Never let crazy stick its dick in you".


And another homerun for Grables'Daughter!!!
 
2011-09-28 12:04:55 AM  
she was having inappropriate relations with not one, but three underage male students at the school . . . and the same time

I get it. She was penetrated in every hole, so what else?
 
2011-09-28 12:05:49 AM  
badjocks.com
img828.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-28 12:06:24 AM  
i25.photobucket.com
 
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