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(Some Assistant Principal)   Today's hot teacher caught having sex with three high school boys and sending them nude pics brought you to courtesy of Shawnee Mission, Kansas. (w. creepy mug shot pic)   (badjocks.com) divider line 203
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2011-09-27 07:23:19 PM
Wow!
 
2011-09-27 07:32:13 PM
badjocks.com

OnStar saved her from her probable suicide attempt. I bet she's really grateful to OnStar.
 
2011-09-27 07:47:27 PM
Bet she can suck a mean cawk... Right before she bites it off.
 
2011-09-27 08:04:57 PM
Damn they's some stabby eyes.
 
2011-09-27 08:13:24 PM
Something I picked up from hanging out here about you never fark crazy comes to mind
 
2011-09-27 08:16:10 PM
I went to Shawnee Mission East and North. West didn't open until after I'd left.
 
2011-09-27 08:42:12 PM
Would like to see more before passing judgement.
 
2011-09-27 08:55:23 PM
So when Skynet finished assembling her, who was she sent to kill?
 
2011-09-27 08:59:00 PM

real shaman: I went to Shawnee Mission East and North. West didn't open until after I'd left.


what happened to the rest of my post? It followed by saying: Teachers never looked like that when I was a student.
 
2011-09-27 09:03:38 PM
Appears to be her as well:
www.pitch.comwww.turdfergusonblog.com
 
2011-09-27 09:09:57 PM

Podmore: Appears to be her as well:
[www.pitch.com image 160x160][www.turdfergusonblog.com image 180x258]


Thanks, Podmore. Now I can make my judgement:

I would hit that, crazy eyes and all.
 
2011-09-27 09:23:26 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2011-09-27 09:36:50 PM
Okay, people, mug shots are almost always horrible.
 
2011-09-27 09:38:53 PM
It's such a wavy midnight
when you slip into insane
You think you're so illustrious
You call yourself intense.

/dunno why
 
2011-09-27 10:00:55 PM

craxyd: Something I picked up from hanging out here about you never fark crazy comes to mind


The proper phrase is don't stick your dick into crazy...

Because THIS is what you get. To be fair, high school kids don't get that. Grown people, that's a whole different story...
 
2011-09-27 10:13:38 PM
hubiestubert: Because THIS is what you get. To be fair, high school kids don't get that. Grown people, that's a whole different story...

to be fair, a high school kid is its own special breed of crazy.
 
2011-09-27 10:13:39 PM

hubiestubert: The proper phrase is don't stick your dick into crazy...


No, I think it's "Never let crazy stick its dick in you".
 
2011-09-27 10:14:16 PM

Podmore: Appears to be her as well:
[www.pitch.com image 160x160][www.turdfergusonblog.com image 180x258]


She's extremely attractive. The mugshot doesn't do her justice.

Admit it, you guys would've jumped at the chance to have sex with a teacher like that back in high school.
 
2011-09-27 10:22:55 PM

Grables'Daughter: hubiestubert: The proper phrase is don't stick your dick into crazy...

No, I think it's "Never let crazy stick its dick in you".


I usually avoid even sane people sticking their dick in me, so I think the first is more valid.
 
2011-09-27 10:27:48 PM

GAT_00: Grables'Daughter: hubiestubert: The proper phrase is don't stick your dick into crazy...

No, I think it's "Never let crazy stick its dick in you".

I usually avoid even sane people sticking their dick in me, so I think the first is more valid.


Sure, I was just trying to show the phrase from a girl's perspective.

: )
 
2011-09-27 10:32:40 PM

Lorelle: Podmore: Appears to be her as well:
[www.pitch.com image 160x160][www.turdfergusonblog.com image 180x258]

She's extremely attractive. The mugshot doesn't do her justice.

Admit it, you guys would've jumped at the chance to have sex with a teacher like that back in high school.


If we're talking about high school I'd probably be finished before I landed.
 
2011-09-27 10:39:18 PM

Lorelle: Podmore: Appears to be her as well:
[www.pitch.com image 160x160][www.turdfergusonblog.com image 180x258]

She's extremely attractive. The mugshot doesn't do her justice.

Admit it, you guys would've jumped at the chance to have sex with a teacher like that back in high school.


Yep, but more likely would have spent the time fapping.

No game at all.
 
2011-09-27 10:50:53 PM
www.reactionface.info
 
2011-09-27 10:52:16 PM
Where are the nude pics? WHAR?!?!
 
2011-09-27 11:07:59 PM
I knew this day would come eventually. I am officially out of outrage for this behavior. There are now enough female teachers that have done this they can start their own school system, including college. K-12, up to bachelors degree.
 
2011-09-27 11:10:37 PM
fist of angry god and all that

you just don't let crazy know where you live.

and she's probably lonely. she just needs help.

i'm ready to help
 
2011-09-27 11:11:42 PM

Podmore: Appears to be her as well:
[www.pitch.com image 160x160][www.turdfergusonblog.com image 180x258]


NOT GUILTY
 
2011-09-27 11:12:32 PM

Gifted Many Few: I knew this day would come eventually. I am officially out of outrage for this behavior. There are now enough female teachers that have done this they can start their own school system, including college. K-12, up to bachelors degree.


Where do I apply?
 
2011-09-27 11:14:52 PM
...three high school boys... simultaneously?
 
2011-09-27 11:14:57 PM

Gifted Many Few: I knew this day would come eventually. I am officially out of outrage for this behavior. There are now enough female teachers that have done this they can start their own school system, including college. K-12, up to bachelors degree.


That would be a school more awesome than the one in Van Halen's Hot For Teacher video!
 
2011-09-27 11:14:58 PM
If it weren't for the "frozen in a moment of mental catastrophe" crazy eyes, she'd probably be pretty cute. She's still kinda cute, but it seems like that would be a bad idea.
 
2011-09-27 11:16:28 PM
"500 Internal Server Error"

Sexy!
 
2011-09-27 11:17:35 PM
NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me
 
2011-09-27 11:18:24 PM
I've seen a porno just like this.

She's very good.
 
2011-09-27 11:18:27 PM
This thread has a lot of sharp knee commenters.

Even the mugshot doesn't look bad... in normal lighting he'd look good. A few drinks... she'd be a model.
 
2011-09-27 11:18:30 PM

tankjr: ...three high school boys... simultaneously?


3 holes...
 
2011-09-27 11:19:10 PM

APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me


Came here to post this.
 
2011-09-27 11:19:16 PM

Lorelle: Podmore: Appears to be her as well:
[www.pitch.com image 160x160][www.turdfergusonblog.com image 180x258]

She's extremely attractive. The mugshot doesn't do her justice.

Admit it, you guys would've jumped at the chance to have sex with a teacher like that back in high school.


yep
 
2011-09-27 11:19:51 PM

APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me


You sir, are a golden god. Someone get this man TotalFark!

/Too cheap to do it myself
 
2011-09-27 11:20:03 PM
There is only one fitting punishment. House arrest, my place.
 
2011-09-27 11:20:08 PM
This reminds me of a very recent occurrence of putting my dick in crazy. Still getting dozens of emails and phone calls -- every day. Time for a restraining order, I think.

Looked alot like that one.

So the moral of the story is; It doesn't matter how good she looks -- sticking your dick in crazy is not a wise move.

/not easy being green.
 
ecl
2011-09-27 11:20:11 PM
More.
 
2011-09-27 11:20:22 PM

Grables'Daughter: GAT_00: Grables'Daughter: hubiestubert: The proper phrase is don't stick your dick into crazy...

No, I think it's "Never let crazy stick its dick in you".

I usually avoid even sane people sticking their dick in me, so I think the first is more valid.

Sure, I was just trying to show the phrase from a girl's perspective.

: )


Your dad never showed you enough attention did he?
 
2011-09-27 11:20:52 PM

APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me


Ban? BAN?!?!?

No sir, you will not be banned. You shall be crowned king of the farkers.

/but seriously, damn. She is good looking, and apparently a complete nutjob.
 
2011-09-27 11:23:11 PM

Fireproof: APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me

You sir, are a golden god. Someone get this man TotalFark!

/Too cheap to do it myself


Seconded. Also a cheap bastid, but that is the mother load of sweet, sweet confirmation basis. Definitely NOT GUILTY.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2011-09-27 11:23:35 PM

HMS_Blinkin: APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me

Ban? BAN?!?!?

No sir, you will not be banned. You shall be crowned king of the farkers.



THIS
 
2011-09-27 11:23:47 PM
I know it's been asked many times previously..... But where the heck were all these randy female teachers when I was in school?
 
2011-09-27 11:23:59 PM

APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me


WANT!

Hopefully the accident didn't mess her up too much. Afterwards she won't be able to work with minors. I think I could find a position for her.
 
2011-09-27 11:24:07 PM

APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me


OMFG that is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
 
2011-09-27 11:24:50 PM

HMS_Blinkin: APE992: NSFW (new window)

/please don't ban me

Ban? BAN?!?!?

No sir, you will not be banned. You shall be crowned king of the farkers.

/but seriously, damn. She is good looking, and apparently a complete nutjob.


He will be our new God!

/seriously, those kids are farking lucky
 
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