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(   Poll: WWF wrestler Lance Storm asks what 'Chris' he should Tag with next. We have a suggestion   ( divider line
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2307 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Nov 2001 at 7:10 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-02 07:16:28 AM  
Walken is way in the lead...Poor Lance not even suspecting whats going to happen to his website today. Hey if Karl Malone and Jay Leno can wrestle, I think Walken could take a bump or two.
2001-11-02 07:25:18 AM  
i agree Hagbard23, sooooo many hits and votes for Walken!
2001-11-02 07:46:16 AM  
2001-11-02 07:55:09 AM  
Farked @ 7:54am
2001-11-02 07:57:16 AM  
Me done to. (32.4%)
2001-11-02 08:03:27 AM  
Not Farked...but lets keep it up folks (33.9%)
2001-11-02 08:08:34 AM  
Now 34.2%
2001-11-02 08:18:37 AM  
Now 35% weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2001-11-02 08:22:33 AM  
Lets get the "impact player" with the "impact actor"
2001-11-02 08:30:35 AM  
Christopher Walken Wrestles. Christina Aguilera surrenders.
2001-11-02 08:35:43 AM  
(Prepare for ultra nerd speek:)
Lance Storm is not part of the WWF but of the Alliance
between WCW & ECW. Lance likes to take things very
seriously, so if you believe he should team up with
Christopher Walken, so be it. Just remember this chant:


(End of lame-ass nerd speek, next time we'll talk about D&D)
2001-11-02 08:43:15 AM  
Christopher Walken will /pwn j00!

Doooooo you smell what The Walken is cooking!!?!?!
2001-11-02 08:59:35 AM  
Only 40%, we can do better than that farkers. He should keep wrestling with The Hurricane. WAZZUPWIDDAT?!?
2001-11-02 09:07:23 AM  
40.9%... Come on people, get it up there!
2001-11-02 09:14:37 AM  
I am doing the best I can!! (42.2%)
2001-11-02 09:22:47 AM  
43%...I'd say Mr. Walken will win this by a landslide...
2001-11-02 09:31:27 AM  
Quaz..wrestling isn't nerd speek. a true nerd wouldn't touch that stuff with a 10 meter long pole.
2001-11-02 09:33:02 AM  
Citizen Walken is at 44.2%.
2001-11-02 09:33:41 AM  
I could be evil and vote with all the computers in the lab I'm working one else is in the room...hmm
2001-11-02 09:38:49 AM  
2001-11-02 09:39:03 AM  
come on! only 45%???
I can't possibly believe we don't grossly outnumber his fans by more than that!
2001-11-02 09:39:22 AM  
hehe got to 45%
2001-11-02 09:39:48 AM  
its early in the day
2001-11-02 09:59:24 AM  
Quaz: I hate to spoil things for you, but Lance is part of the WWF. The WCW/ECW Alliance is part of a WWF storyline. WCW is owned by the WWF, but I don't think ECW is yet, but there hasn't been any lawsuits yet.
2001-11-02 10:07:01 AM  
Walken couldn't carry Benoit's jock.
2001-11-02 10:08:23 AM  
But of everyone on the list, Pronger couldn't take 'em all on single-handedly. (though he'd draw a couple of roughing penalties to leave the Note short handed)
2001-11-02 10:11:28 AM  
If I can be serious for a minute...

EC-dub! EC-dub! EC-dub!

I was going to submit this but I was afraid Lance would get farked.

I would kill for Storm and Benoit together. Seriously.
2001-11-02 10:12:08 AM  
Er...tagging together I meant.
2001-11-02 10:18:05 AM  
You know wwf, wcw and ecw all suck now since they are like the same thing. I used to like wwf. But now it just sucks. Altho I would watch a match is Walken was in it.
2001-11-02 10:21:36 AM  
I agree Tom. Without competition the WWF just isn't putting the effort in.
Benoit and Storm, yep, I'm looking forward to that match.
2001-11-02 10:22:49 AM  
Three hours after posting and it's up to 46.3%... I'm thrilled. Sure, Walken is winning, but um... who cares?

Professional Wrestling == Roman Gladiatorial Combat == Bear Baiting == Roller Derby

Religion isn't the only opiate of the masses...


2001-11-02 10:28:24 AM  
Tom_Rye: Amen.
2001-11-02 10:29:14 AM  
2001-11-02 10:31:00 AM  
The WWF is going to shut down after the next Pay-per-view anyway. They lost their name to the World Wildlife Fund. Geeks don't like wrasslin' because they think it's all fake, even when somebody jumps off a 20 foot ladder onto somebody on a table. Yeah, that's not real, they must have used fake gravity for that. Buncha quifs.

Oh it's true.
2001-11-02 10:32:10 AM  
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Pro Wrestling is the greatest form of entertainment there is.
Maybe the WWF does suck right now, but I still love it.
2001-11-02 10:35:21 AM  
Midget: The only way the WWF can save this invasion angle is to shut down. Otherwise it was pointless. I hope it happens.

It's damn true.
2001-11-02 10:37:02 AM  
I love Stephanie McMahon.

And yeah, nobody else has a chance. Walken has them all pinned. HE'S GOT A CHAIR! OH NO!
2001-11-02 10:43:07 AM  
quick, somebody, the three i's!!!
2001-11-02 10:51:40 AM  
Ugh, I cant beleive how many morons watch Pro Wrestling. Probably the same people that biatch about Jar Jar and Star Trek.
2001-11-02 10:56:22 AM  
I'm not a moron. Just for the record.
2001-11-02 11:04:05 AM  
Wippuh: Kurt Angle Sucks.
2001-11-02 11:07:48 AM  
2001-11-02 11:07:58 AM  
I'm not a moron, either.

People that arrogantly bash wrestling and its fans piss me off.

But I do agree that the WWF is quite boring right now.
2001-11-02 11:09:15 AM  
Jabroni: What?
2001-11-02 11:09:46 AM  
47.9% now.

I watch the WWF regularly and it would bring a lot of interest to have Walken in for a match.

Would be absolutly hilarious, even if he didn't get in the ring.
2001-11-02 11:12:41 AM  
I'm really surprised there are so many wrestling fans here on Fark.
2001-11-02 11:22:24 AM  
twice a week wrestling parties here at WWF Cincitsnasti! Any area farkers interested?
2001-11-02 11:39:20 AM  
Midget: Very good point, I heard about that last month. I thought they would be like Microsoft and never cave into the legal system...

Alterian: Thanks, I just thought pointing that out was useless information.

BTW, Did you know that our President is a huge wrestling fan?? Dubya-Dubya-F, Dubya-C-Dubya, and E-C-Dubya!!!
2001-11-02 12:34:53 PM  

I fark, I wrestle, therefore I am.

To farkers in the Denver area, our local indy fed, the CWO, is having a show on November 17 at the Buffalo Rose in Golden. I will be wrestling for the tag team championship (my name is Ronin) and if I can hit my finisher, the "Flying Fark", I will be the farkin' champ. Tickets are $10.

(end of plug)
2001-11-02 12:47:16 PM  
Hey simpman, I bet you that I'm smarter than you, and I watch WWF. I never miss it! It is the greatest form of entertainment out there.
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