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(Some Guy)   Feeling a little grumpy this Tuesday? Then here's a picture of an entire bridal party sinking into a lake that should bring a smile to your face   (imgur.com ) divider line
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2011-09-27 12:02:18 PM  
"Why are bridesmaids always fat?".
 
2011-09-27 12:13:47 PM  
Yeah, but I'm sure everyone lived.
 
2011-09-27 12:21:57 PM  
Video (new window)
 
2011-09-27 12:35:23 PM  
Too many fat people on a pier will do that.
 
2011-09-27 12:44:44 PM  

zedster: Video (new window)


I blame the fat bride with the freaking can of Old Milwaukee for the swamping incident.
 
2011-09-27 12:52:16 PM  
I'm glad they didn't just leave all that trash in the lake.
 
2011-09-27 12:52:57 PM  
i enjoy the fact that everyone's popping open a beer after that incident. nice, calm reaction. that's a damn good story to have about your wedding!

/better than my friend's, which was "the photographer spent the whole time hitting on a bridesmaid, so we have NO photos of our reception."
//even worse, none of the people attending had taken pics because we got so used to the photographer taking much better ones.
 
2011-09-27 12:57:59 PM  
Is this some sort of viral promotion for Terra Nova where Fark goes back in time to post lots of Reddit links from 2-3 days ago?
 
2011-09-27 01:29:25 PM  
Somebody throw them an anchor.
 
2011-09-27 01:49:17 PM  
Fark: Like Reddit with a 24-hour delay
 
2011-09-27 01:49:41 PM  
Go get fat married somewhere else.

I want to live in a state that defines marriage as being between any two consenting adults with BMI below 25.
 
2011-09-27 01:50:02 PM  
Lose some god damned weight!

Sorry so grumpy. Am on day 4 of caffeine withdrawals.
 
2011-09-27 01:51:58 PM  
Next time, let the livestock swim across.
 
2011-09-27 01:52:20 PM  
God I hate weddings. If your want to get married fine, go somewhere and get married but leave me out of it.
 
2011-09-27 01:52:27 PM  
"I'll just get some even fatter bridesmaids, then I'll look better in my dress..."
 
2011-09-27 01:53:52 PM  
From the comments:
Sittin' on the dock o' the bay - watchin' the Bri-i-ide float away....

That's good stuff.
 
2011-09-27 01:53:55 PM  

Another Pretentious Nickname: I want to live in a state that defines marriage as being between any two consenting adults with BMI below 25.


Cold, cold iced tea - with lots of lime juice - just exited my nostrils. You don't owe me a keyboard, but some spare dignity would be nice.
 
2011-09-27 01:55:03 PM  
Thar she blows!!!
 
2011-09-27 01:55:24 PM  

moops: Fark: Like Reddit with a 24-hour delay


I tried this Reddit y'all keep mentioning....

Did not like.
Will take my non-news 24 hours later, ... kthxbye.
 
2011-09-27 01:55:50 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Is this some sort of viral promotion for Terra Nova where Fark goes back in time to post lots of Reddit links from 2-3 days ago?


Oh look. It's THAT guy.
 
2011-09-27 01:55:58 PM  
Old Milwaukee? Really?

www.idealaunch.com
 
2011-09-27 01:56:20 PM  
You're more beautiful than Cinderella...
You smell like Pine needles....
And you have a face like sunshine...
 
2011-09-27 01:56:40 PM  

Another Pretentious Nickname: Go get fat married somewhere else.

I want to live in a state that defines marriage as being between any two consenting adults with BMI below 25.


LMAO
 
2011-09-27 01:57:28 PM  
What no Reddit tag?
 
2011-09-27 01:57:34 PM  
Bunch of farking pigs.
 
2011-09-27 02:01:37 PM  

Another Pretentious Nickname: Go get fat married somewhere else.

I want to live in a state that defines marriage as being between any two consenting adults with BMI below 25.


I am in probably in favor of this. First, I would want to know what percentage of people with non-fat BMI scores are female, but as long as there are more eligible females than males, then this works in my favor. Plus, the fatties then have their pick of perpetually single desperate girls with low self esteem, so they'll get all the lovin' they want.
 
2011-09-27 02:02:30 PM  

kobrakai: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Is this some sort of viral promotion for Terra Nova where Fark goes back in time to post lots of Reddit links from 2-3 days ago?

Oh look. It's THAT guy.


phatfriend.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-09-27 02:02:35 PM  
Has anyone mentioned that this was on reddit recently?
 
2011-09-27 02:05:20 PM  
Wasn't this on Reddit a couple of days ago?
 
2011-09-27 02:05:59 PM  

the-meter-man: Thar she blows!!!


Not after the wedding, she won't.
 
2011-09-27 02:06:22 PM  

talulahgosh: i enjoy the fact that everyone's popping open a beer after that incident. nice, calm reaction. that's a damn good story to have about your wedding!

/better than my friend's, which was "the photographer spent the whole time hitting on a bridesmaid, so we have NO photos of our reception."
//even worse, none of the people attending had taken pics because we got so used to the photographer taking much better ones.


CSB time.

My wife and I have no pictures of our wedding either but more because it was just flat embarrassing. We got married in Reno, and my wife and I are both huge Elvis fans. While we were waiting at the chapel to get hitched I made a flippant remark about how cool it would be if the guy performing our marriage was an Elvis impersonator... Low and behold he walks in and yes he is in fact an Elvis impersonator. But now one of the good ones you see at a Vegas show. No he was the worst Elvis fake on the planet. Whe we got finished they asked if we wanted pics or a video of the wedding. My exact words were "Why the hell would we want that?" I then promised my wafe we would have a real wedding down the road sometime. Still havent gotten around to it and its been 17 years. Maybe we will do it for our 20th anniversary.
 
2011-09-27 02:06:23 PM  
look at all that low self esteem.

I'd be all over those bridesmaids.
 
2011-09-27 02:07:02 PM  
You have lost 2 oxen, 1 wagon tongue, and your bride has drowned.
 
2011-09-27 02:08:56 PM  
just because I'm especially grumpy...

fark all you farkers who jumped on the "but they aren't little anorexic biatches" wagon.

Just fark all of you.

Judgemental retards
 
2011-09-27 02:09:06 PM  
Paraphrasing Daniel Tosh:

Instead of dropping the camera to go and help, you stood back and filmed it for our enjoyment. And for that we thank you....
 
2011-09-27 02:10:28 PM  
I like how all the groomsmen are like, "fark the women and children, this tux is rented, you can burn that ugly bridesmaid dress when you're done."
 
2011-09-27 02:11:10 PM  
There is a big fancy church near me where people like to get married. I was lucky enough to be passing by it 3 times recently when the wedding was just ending. All three of the brides were young and fat. I realize this is not a statistically significant sample of brides, but still, it makes me think--about how fat those brides are going to be five years from now.
 
2011-09-27 02:11:47 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: "Why are bridesmaids always fat?".


Because they aren't brides and never will be.
 
2011-09-27 02:12:36 PM  
I love all the O faces, makes it that much easier to fap.
 
2011-09-27 02:12:38 PM  

mcwehrle: just because I'm especially grumpy...

fark all you farkers who jumped on the "but they aren't little anorexic biatches" wagon.

Just fark all of you.

Judgemental retards


You sound slim and refreshing.
 
2011-09-27 02:19:56 PM  

moops: Fark: Like Reddit with a 24-hour delay


There needs to be some kind of punishment for people that announce that an article has been posted on a different website. Not all of us are incredible losers that have to go to more than one Fark-like website.

t3.gstatic.com
 
2011-09-27 02:19:59 PM  

chopit: You have lost 2 oxen, 1 wagon tongue, and your bride has drowned.


That took a moment... then lol
 
2011-09-27 02:20:06 PM  

animal900: mcwehrle: just because I'm especially grumpy...

fark all you farkers who jumped on the "but they aren't little anorexic biatches" wagon.

Just fark all of you.

Judgemental retards

You sound slim and refreshing.


tired meme is tired
 
2011-09-27 02:22:32 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Is this some sort of viral promotion for Terra Nova where Fark goes back in time to post lots of Reddit links from 2-3 days ago?


Well you know you could just stay on reddit instead of coming here and typing in
drivel about the submission being somewhere else a few days ago.
 
2011-09-27 02:27:35 PM  

give me doughnuts: the-meter-man: Thar she blows!!!

Not after the wedding, she won't.


It's preventable just don't have a wedding cake.
 
2011-09-27 02:28:25 PM  

sparkeyjames: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Is this some sort of viral promotion for Terra Nova where Fark goes back in time to post lots of Reddit links from 2-3 days ago?

Well you know you could just stay on reddit instead of coming here and typing in
drivel about the submission being somewhere else a few days ago.
I'm buttmad

 
2011-09-27 02:29:30 PM  
I liked the comment:

Sittin' on the dock of the bay, watchin' the bride float away...

I'll have that song in my head for the rest of the day; with the new lyrics of course.
 
2011-09-27 02:30:25 PM  

chopit: You have lost 2 oxen, 1 wagon tongue, and your bride has drowned.


Bravo, sir. Bravo.
 
2011-09-27 02:31:22 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Lose some god damned weight!

Sorry so grumpy. Am on day 4 of caffeine withdrawals.


You poor bastard
 
2011-09-27 02:33:06 PM  
Who the F*&k cares if this or any other article was on Reddit the other day. I guess only losers that have time to go to every comedic web site all day while mamma's out working to keep them comfy and secure in their basement.
 
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