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2011-09-27 09:47:15 AM
Just dat ass.
 
2011-09-27 09:48:12 AM
Condoms, gallon of KY, and a cardboard stand-up of Truman Capote.
 
2011-09-27 09:48:26 AM
You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
 
2011-09-27 09:48:57 AM
A Condom

A really large and thick one
 
2011-09-27 09:49:03 AM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Just dat ass.


LBJ already said she's taking hers.
 
2011-09-27 09:49:08 AM
Chains, whips
 
2011-09-27 09:49:13 AM
A New York pizza.
 
2011-09-27 09:50:23 AM
You'll need a bucket, a plastic bag with a goldfish in it, length of rope and a ball gag. You will likely not survive.
 
2011-09-27 09:50:54 AM

likefunbutnot: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Just dat ass.

LBJ already said she's taking hers.


ok, so we get LBJ and Jorie? This is going to be an AW off like none I've ever seen. It's like a battle of the Gods versus the Titans.
 
2011-09-27 09:53:04 AM
img20.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-27 09:55:31 AM

sign_of_Zeta: ok, so we get LBJ and Jorie?


*hork*

I'll be in town on Friday, out of town on Saturday. It just might be perfect timing.
 
2011-09-27 09:56:21 AM
Stunt liver.
 
2011-09-27 09:56:24 AM
There will be plenty of dips there.

Try the veal!
 
2011-09-27 09:57:04 AM
Penicillin and a full size anime pillow.
 
2011-09-27 09:57:12 AM

sign_of_Zeta: ok, so we get LBJ and Jorie?


I must miss all the threads where LBJ is such an AW.

But she's asked me if I'm going several times so I know she is.
 
2011-09-27 09:58:04 AM
Edible underwear.
 
2011-09-27 10:01:08 AM

meg12279: Penicillin and a full size anime pillow.


Where do I get the penicillin?
 
2011-09-27 10:02:52 AM

sign_of_Zeta: meg12279: Penicillin and a full size anime pillow.

Where do I get the penicillin?


I like to think when you leave the bar they just spray it on you in the "make it rain" fashion.
 
2011-09-27 10:06:41 AM

likefunbutnot: I must miss all the threads where LBJ is such an AW.


You didn't see the giant 1,200 post clusterf*ck that was the skirt thread two weeks ago?
 
2011-09-27 10:12:49 AM
All you need is a funny shirt and perhaps a prop.
 
2011-09-27 10:13:10 AM

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: likefunbutnot: I must miss all the threads where LBJ is such an AW.

You didn't see the giant 1,200 post clusterf*ck that was the skirt thread two weeks ago?


I must have missed that. What happened?
 
2011-09-27 10:13:42 AM

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: You didn't see the giant 1,200 post clusterf*ck that was the skirt thread two weeks ago?


I don't visit literland very often or go looking for AW posts.
 
2011-09-27 10:16:04 AM
Wasn't the Chicago party last weekend?
 
2011-09-27 10:16:23 AM
The only reasons I would go would go

1) If karatekitten13 was there, because I fancy myself a modern day Captain Ahab
2) To smell aquigley's dick
3) Try out my marysue costume and see if it is convincing enough to survive the groping


/fark parties suck
 
2011-09-27 10:16:38 AM
just my ass.

but only my ass.

like, no other part of me.

I've got a saw, but it's hard to reach.
 
2011-09-27 10:16:53 AM
Guys, this is green now. Be careful about calling out other farkers.
 
2011-09-27 10:17:33 AM

griffer: If karatekitten13 was there, because I fancy myself a modern day Captain Ahab


I think she is planning on going.
 
2011-09-27 10:18:08 AM
A doc from the CDC.
 
2011-09-27 10:18:55 AM
I brought hot brainy girls every time I went to a Fark party but I still didn't get the gold membership so I think my advice is probably worthless.
 
2011-09-27 10:19:13 AM

griffer: 2) To smell aquigley's dick


You're....weird
 
2011-09-27 10:19:27 AM

sign_of_Zeta: I must have missed that. What happened?


Link (new window)
 
2011-09-27 10:19:29 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: griffer: If karatekitten13 was there, because I fancy myself a modern day Captain Ahab

I think she is planning on going.


She is, that's how I know Jorie is going to be there.
 
2011-09-27 10:20:22 AM
well hell, now I'm DEFINITELY not going.

I'd only grope griffer outside of the marysue suit.

Jesus, today is turning out to be a colossal disappointment.

Or a colloidal disappointment.
 
2011-09-27 10:20:34 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Wasn't the Chicago party last weekend?


Apparently it's every week. It's like AA for slackers.
 
2011-09-27 10:22:10 AM
You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
 
2011-09-27 10:24:12 AM
I was gonna make a Valtrex joke since LBJ/Grables and jorie are gonna be there, but I see that's basically already been covered.
 
2011-09-27 10:28:34 AM

the_rev: Guys, this is green now. Be careful about calling out other farkers.


Really? You think? The only thing stupider than this post would be another Dynascape story.

Or maybe a frenchcheesemuseum tourist rant.

oh, yeah, reason #4- Calling birdmanesq a fatass to his chubby bunny face.
 
2011-09-27 10:29:24 AM
Remember to write your emergency contact information on your body just in case you are later found in a hotel room bathtub filled with ice.
 
2011-09-27 10:29:40 AM

februarymakeup: I'm DEFINITELY not going


You live in Chicago?

I blame you for that bread brick casserole the pass off as pizza, then.
 
2011-09-27 10:32:44 AM

griffer: februarymakeup: I'm DEFINITELY not going

You live in Chicago?

I blame you for that bread brick casserole the pass off as pizza, then.


No, I live in Ohio.

I mean, I like that brick bread casserole they pass off as pizza, so you're welcome to blame me, but I'm pretty sure I'm not really responsible for it, except insofar as something like a couple hundred of my dollars have gone to establishments that provide such a thing.
 
2011-09-27 10:33:19 AM

griffer: Really? You think? The only thing stupider than this post would be another Dynascape story.


Some newer people may not realize the subtle difference in what's acceptable once the green happens. Sorry if my being helpful offends you so.
 
2011-09-27 10:38:33 AM
Well you all enjoy yourselves, I'll miss another Chicago party. Playoff seats are a decent substitution I suppose.
 
2011-09-27 10:44:15 AM
Sadly, I won't be able to make it. I will, however, be daydrinking in my hometown, so Farkers who want drunken updates my follow my Twitter or e-mail me your phone numbers.
 
2011-09-27 10:44:26 AM

griffer: februarymakeup: I'm DEFINITELY not going

You live in Chicago?

I blame you for that bread brick casserole the pass off as pizza, then.


You're one bitter son of a beehive, that's what you are.
 
2011-09-27 10:44:56 AM

AtticusFinchEsq: Sadly, I won't be able to make it. I will, however, be daydrinking in my hometown, so Farkers who want drunken updates my follow my Twitter or e-mail me your phone numbers.


The ALDS will have started by then, so I bet you'll be eveningdrinking, nightdrinking, and morningdrinking as well
 
2011-09-27 10:45:48 AM

the_rev: Sorry if my being helpful offends you


Naw, rev. Your being helpful doesn't offend me at all.
 
2011-09-27 10:46:44 AM

R.A.Danny: that's what you are


You have no idea what i am, son.
 
2011-09-27 10:52:33 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Well you all enjoy yourselves, I'll miss another Chicago party. Playoff seats are a decent substitution I suppose.


Lucky... I'm heading to a bar and will watch the game before the party... and the Wisconsin/Nebraska game. It's going to be a good Wi sports weekend.
 
2011-09-27 10:53:09 AM
I'm in a wedding on Saturday, so I'll be getting drunk separate from the rest of you. If I didn't have plans I probably would have tried to make the party since it's only a couple of hours up the road. I'm sure all 3 of you that notice my posts will be heartbroken that I can't make it.
 
2011-09-27 10:56:34 AM

griffer: R.A.Danny: that's what you are

You have no idea what i am, son.


I know what you are.

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