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2011-09-27 09:53:49 AM
Two questions:

What's the opposite of a Hero tag and where are the pics?
 
2011-09-27 11:59:50 AM
knowhowiknowyouregay.jpg
 
2011-09-27 12:05:24 PM
ArkAngel: Two questions:

What's the opposite of a Hero tag and where are the pics?


Answer to first question: FAIL

As for the second question: seconded
 
2011-09-27 12:07:30 PM
I dig chicks who enjoy being beaten
 
2011-09-27 12:07:51 PM
"I had a conversation with Rihanna. I hope she understands where I'm coming from. We shook hands."

What were the odds that a story involving Rihanna and Ireland doesn't end with punches being thrown?
 
2011-09-27 12:09:05 PM
TravisBickle62: I dig chicks who enjoy being beaten

Fine, but what's that got to do with Rihanna? Are you saying she enjoys that? Funny, I hadn't heard.
 
2011-09-27 12:12:50 PM
SnakeMan: TravisBickle62: I dig chicks who enjoy being beaten

Fine, but what's that got to do with Rihanna? Are you saying she enjoys that? Funny, I hadn't heard.


"Chains and whips excite me"
 
2011-09-27 12:12:58 PM
Dude, you're doing it wrong.
 
2011-09-27 12:18:38 PM
Or the sequel to Black Snake Moan, White Worm Whine
 
2011-09-27 12:19:28 PM
Wellon Dowd: She was expecting more local support on this photo shoot.

WithI would give her plenty of local support. On location, in fact.

/as in I would have relations with that woman on the spot
 
2011-09-27 12:19:42 PM
they shot the video in imax and will project it on her sixhead. christ, she and rocky dennis are practically twins.
 
2011-09-27 12:22:05 PM
BunkoSquad: What were the odds that a story involving Rihanna and Ireland doesn't end with punches being thrown?

hahahaha
+1
 
2011-09-27 12:26:29 PM
meatofmystery: Wellon Dowd: She was expecting more local support on this photo shoot.

WithI would give her plenty of local support. On location, in fact.

/as in I would have relations with that woman on the spot


It's a job anyone would enjoy.

www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
 
2011-09-27 12:27:28 PM
www.belfasttelegraph.co.ukwww.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
 
2011-09-27 12:45:56 PM
I'd beat it up.
 
2011-09-27 12:59:59 PM
Wellon Dowd: [www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk image 638x394][www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk image 315x421]

Years of watching CSI and Law & Order have taught me you should be able to clean those images up and bring everything into focus. And zoom in as well. Get to work!
 
2011-09-27 01:16:16 PM
I don't like her, I don't like her attitude, and I don't like her music.....

But i'll take a good look at her tits if she kept her whore mouth shut.
 
2011-09-27 01:24:20 PM
deeoh1: Years of watching CSI and Law & Order have taught me you should be able to clean those images up and bring everything into focus. And zoom in as well. Get to work!

Link (new window)
 
2011-09-27 01:27:40 PM
pstawicki: I don't like her, I don't like her attitude, and I don't like her music.....

But i'll take a good look at her tits if she kept her whore mouth shut.


This^
 
2011-09-27 02:00:12 PM
Probably hoping to protect himself from the herpes she's got. He would have suggested keeping a bag over her head to, but she's such a delicate flower.
 
2011-09-27 02:00:50 PM
Neondistraction: knowhowiknowyouregay.jpg

Dude you're a farking moron, did you even read the article? The guy was Irish, not gay. It may be wrong and disturbing, but preferring female sheep is NOT gay.
 
2011-09-27 02:34:53 PM
omeganuepsilon: Neondistraction: knowhowiknowyouregay.jpg

Dude you're a farking moron, did you even read the article? The guy was Irish, not gay. It may be wrong and disturbing, but preferring female sheep is NOT gay.


The guy isn't just a farmer. He's DUP, Democratic Unionist Party founded by Ian Paisley. Most likely a religious nut and more than definitely doesn't consider himself Irish. So, yeah. He's gay.
 
2011-09-27 02:45:30 PM
Hero tag needed for farmer. If she wants to get naked, there's always Brazil or somewhere else.

/She's hot but goddamn does she need to strip every damn second?
//Yeah yeah, studman69/knowhowiknowyourgay
///Don't need to think with my cawk all day. Try it some time, the results may surprise you.
 
2011-09-27 03:06:55 PM
Fark You Buddy: She's hot but goddamn does she need to strip attempt to sing every damn second?

FTFY
 
2011-09-27 03:41:23 PM
crab66: I'd beat it up.

Shiate, they heard my guffaw five offices down.
 
2011-09-27 03:41:33 PM

i43.tinypic.com
You know how I know that farmer is gay!?!?

 
2011-09-27 03:55:50 PM
Fark You Buddy: Hero tag needed for farmer. If she wants to get naked, there's always Brazil or somewhere else.

Like my bedroom.

Fark You Buddy:
/She's hot but goddamn does she need to strip every damn second?


Hopefully
 
2011-09-27 03:56:46 PM
pstawicki: I don't like her, I don't like her attitude, and I don't like her music.....

But i'll take a good look at her tits if she kept her whore mouth shut.


well played sir, well played
 
2011-09-27 04:20:43 PM
Why, or why, did Rihanna do a topless photoshoot in Northern Ireland? In BANGOR, Northern Ireland, no less.

Her ta-tas are unremarkable; but Ireland is not South Beach or St. Tropez.
 
2011-09-27 05:00:18 PM
An Irish farmer seeing high yellow teats and freaking out? Easily understandable.

A Jersey or a Guernsey cow (like Elsie in the Borden Milk ads), which produces milk that is often high yellow in color, and also has yellow fat when you dress it out, is not native to Ireland. Those cows are high maintenance, being greatly susceptible to communicable diseases that could swiftly wipe out an entire herd. They are just not worth the effort.
The only teats that an Irish farmer wants to see are milky white. This is also what their wives want, by the way.
 
2011-09-27 05:14:05 PM
In the words of Half-Baked: BOO THIS MAN!
 
2011-09-27 05:35:51 PM
cybernia: omeganuepsilon: Neondistraction: knowhowiknowyouregay.jpg

Dude you're a farking moron, did you even read the article? The guy was Irish, not gay. It may be wrong and disturbing, but preferring female sheep is NOT gay.

The guy isn't just a farmer. He's DUP, Democratic Unionist Party founded by Ian Paisley. Most likely a religious nut and more than definitely doesn't consider himself Irish. So, yeah. He's gay.


I was just playin'
Almost decided to say he's Scottish instead of Irish, but figured that'd go right over people's heads.
 
2011-09-27 05:50:04 PM
ArkAngel: Two questions:

What's the opposite of a Hero tag and where are the pics?


My question is: how do you farm drunks?
 
2011-09-27 08:02:42 PM
fusillade762: ArkAngel: Two questions:

What's the opposite of a Hero tag and where are the pics?

My question is: how do you farm drunks?


Be a fertile woman in Wisconsin
 
2011-09-27 08:42:42 PM
What happened to the good ol' days when this kind of thread would have hilarious 'I'd hit that' / 'Want' / 'Do not want' jpegs? Those were the best!
 
2011-09-28 12:54:39 AM
pstawicki: I don't like her, I don't like her attitude, and I don't like her music.....

But i'll take a good look at her tits if she kept her whore mouth shut.
 
2011-09-28 01:24:12 AM
deeoh1: Wellon Dowd: [www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk image 638x394][www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk image 315x421]

Years of watching CSI and Law & Order have taught me you should be able to clean those images up and bring everything into focus. And zoom in as well. Get to work!


Well, it's already been done.. (Click pic for final NSFW rendering,)

img690.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-28 02:26:41 AM
cybernia: omeganuepsilon: Neondistraction: knowhowiknowyouregay.jpg

Dude you're a farking moron, did you even read the article? The guy was Irish, not gay. It may be wrong and disturbing, but preferring female sheep is NOT gay.

The guy isn't just a farmer. He's DUP, Democratic Unionist Party founded by Ian Paisley. Most likely a religious nut and more than definitely doesn't consider himself Irish. So, yeah. He's gay.


This. He's Northern Irish, and DUP, and that makes him extremely not-Irish.
 
2011-09-28 06:17:34 AM
vicejay: deeoh1: Wellon Dowd: [www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk image 638x394][www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk image 315x421]

Years of watching CSI and Law & Order have taught me you should be able to clean those images up and bring everything into focus. And zoom in as well. Get to work!

Well, it's already been done.. (Click pic for final NSFW rendering,)

[img690.imageshack.us image 472x303]


I'm going to hunt you down and kneecap you for that. fark me.
 
2011-09-28 06:40:10 AM
vicejay: deeoh1: Wellon Dowd: [www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk image 638x394][www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk image 315x421]

Years of watching CSI and Law & Order have taught me you should be able to clean those images up and bring everything into focus. And zoom in as well. Get to work!

Well, it's already been done.. (Click pic for final NSFW rendering,)

[img690.imageshack.us image 472x303]


You sir, are pure evil.
 
2011-09-28 08:08:45 AM
vicejay: deeoh1: Wellon Dowd: [www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk image 638x394][www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk image 315x421]

Years of watching CSI and Law & Order have taught me you should be able to clean those images up and bring everything into focus. And zoom in as well. Get to work!

Well, it's already been done.. (Click pic for final NSFW rendering,)

[img690.imageshack.us image 472x303]



TIT MOM!
 
2011-09-28 10:32:46 AM
I guess you could say she got his Irish up.

/hello?
 
2011-09-28 11:19:20 AM
Is it just me or....

www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk

www.craigerscinemacorner.com
 
2011-09-28 06:01:27 PM
So, is her singing so bad that she has to do a strip tease to get people to pay attention?
 
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