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(retroCrush) Boobies The smoldering elegance of Cindy Crawford (not safe for work)   (retrospice.com) divider line 91
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2003-09-23 01:01:07 AM  
still good...
 
2003-09-23 05:33:03 AM  
Yup.
 
2003-09-23 08:02:45 AM  
I can't look at these. Her goddess-like beauty causes me actual physical pain.
 
2003-09-23 08:07:53 AM  



I would have hit it back then.
I would hit her now.
I would hit it in a few years.
I would hit it, doggy style.
 
2003-09-23 10:18:33 AM  
I think she has some dirt on her face or something? By her lip.
 
2003-09-23 10:21:59 AM  
This little fella never had a chance:
 
2003-09-23 10:22:43 AM  
This little fella never had a chance, either:

 
2003-09-23 11:58:34 AM  
Haha. The gerbil comment was funny!
Yep, she has still got it. Goodness.
 
2003-09-23 11:58:59 AM  
Wow! Ricci and Crawford back to back! Tis a good day for great boobies.
 
2003-09-23 12:01:30 PM  

My offer to her for a free mustache ride still stands. And I'm pretty sure she meets the height requirement as well.


 
2003-09-23 12:07:17 PM  
yet another severe hottie.

Today has been good for boobies.
 
2003-09-23 12:10:13 PM  
No thanks, I prefer women with breasts and no birthmarks (especially on the phiz).

/don't like Julia Roberts, neither!
 
2003-09-23 12:11:35 PM  
Best mipples in the business
 
2003-09-23 12:13:16 PM  
Yawn more. I think I'll go hit on the hot babe in marketing and get more jollies.
 
2003-09-23 12:13:23 PM  
Wow. Gorgeous. Absolutely fappingly gorgeous.
 
2003-09-23 12:16:25 PM  
I went to high school with her and her sister, back in Dekalb, Il. Cindy was a typical "good" to "great" looking girl in high school. But her sister was ugly and a biatch. Guess all of the "good" genes went to Cindy ?!?!
 
2003-09-23 12:17:29 PM  
So played out
 
2003-09-23 12:19:42 PM  
Bitty titties are the shiznitty. Not that hers are truly tiny or anything, just not some pendulous masses of insensitive tissue. Your fappage may vary.
 
2003-09-23 12:19:48 PM  
That's not dirt by her lip. It's my lost gram of hash.
 
2003-09-23 12:20:26 PM  
she never did it for me, Kathy Ireland is hotter

Cindy Crawford reminds me of Julia Roberts, who i wish would get run over by a moose and get ass raped by a bear
 
2003-09-23 12:22:01 PM  
i'd hit it, but ... Richard Gere... man, i still can't see how that happened.
That said, my restraining order will run out at the end of the month, I'll tell her fark said "hi."
 
2003-09-23 12:23:03 PM  
I would so impregnate her. The only way she could look better is with her mouf on my peepee.
 
2003-09-23 12:24:58 PM  
I'd hit it like a red headed step child.
 
2003-09-23 12:26:43 PM  
Still hot-
 
2003-09-23 12:27:27 PM  
Cindy Crawford is farking perfect.
I'd hit it from her first pic to her last.

Thankfully they balanced the physically deplorable Christina Ricci with actual beauty.
 
2003-09-23 12:30:50 PM  
agreed. anybody who says Cindy isn't hot is obviously hiding something.
 
2003-09-23 12:34:36 PM  
I'd smack her around real good!

(This "I'd hit it" stuff is new to me, but I try to participate!)
 
2003-09-23 12:37:07 PM  
Who digs these chicks with toddler-sized nipples.
 
2003-09-23 12:38:12 PM  
"Who digs these chicks with toddler-sized nipples."

*Raises my one free hand*
 
2003-09-23 12:40:03 PM  
SherKhan

*Raises my one free hand*

Uh, looking at pics of 5 year olds is against the law, isn't it?
 
2003-09-23 12:41:17 PM  
I would hit it, if she had that unsightly blemish removed from her face.

/not fooling anyone.
 
2003-09-23 12:44:33 PM  
I can't honestly feature the concept of criticizing nipple size. particularly on the statuesque beauty of Cindy Crawford. I mean, sure I'd take a humor shot at a broad with dinner-plate areola or a 2" nipple, but c'mon.

Her nipples perfectly fit her breasts, which perfectly fit her figure, which fits perfectly on my rod.

It speaks volumes that those are the extremes a troll must go to try to find even an implausible shortcoming.
 
2003-09-23 12:47:41 PM  
I went to high school with her and her sister...

In general I hate when people use that phrase. It makes it sound like they were buddies with the person.
 
2003-09-23 12:48:26 PM  
I love it when people look for things to complain about on stuff they can never have. It would be the same as me complaining about how I don't like the headlights on a Dodge Viper ?!?!
 
2003-09-23 12:48:28 PM  
that bugger on her lip always turned me off
 
2003-09-23 12:50:31 PM  
"Uh, looking at pics of 5 year olds is against the law, isn't it?'

*engage quibble mode*

Only sexually explicit images and c'mon, you know what I meant. If you don't see that this is a fully matured woman, then I weep tears of pre-ejaculate for you.

The real kiddie stuff is evil. Hell, even the unreal is.
 
2003-09-23 12:50:49 PM  
ForceMcCocken

Christ, do you really think that Cindy is reading this and will hunt you down and fark you for defending her honour?

Dinner-plate areola and pinhead areola are in the same category: freakish and worthy of ridicule.

Yes, I'd probably fark her given the chance. Yes, she has nice boobies. No, her farked up pre-pubescent nips aren't very appealing. Unless you are a closet pedophile I guess.
 
2003-09-23 12:52:00 PM  
thornhill

"In general I hate when people use that phrase. It makes it sound like they were buddies with the person."


I never implied we were friends, I just got the chance to see here before she was in your dreams.

That's all . . .
 
2003-09-23 12:54:25 PM  
p00pd00d,

So if she gave you a free run, you wouldn't hit it cause of her nipple size?
 
2003-09-23 12:55:52 PM  
geofreak

So if she gave you a free run, you wouldn't hit it cause of her nipple size?

Comment two up from yours.

Refreshing/reading are your friends.
 
2003-09-23 12:56:29 PM  
If it ain't implied homosexuality, it's pedophillia. Sheesh. Don't be so threatened by tastes that differ. A life full of fear is not a life worth living. Free your mind and your zipper will follow.
 
2003-09-23 01:00:52 PM  
SherKhan

If it ain't implied homosexuality, it's pedophillia. Sheesh. Don't be so threatened by tastes that differ.

Whoa, I was just kidding about the pedophile stuff, but this sounds like you are condoning it? If Father Badtouch happens to like farking 6 year olds, it's just different taste and I should accept it?

wha?????????????????????????????
 
2003-09-23 01:05:25 PM  
I'd hit it like dis,
I'd hit it like dat,
I'd hit it with a whiffle ball bat!
 
2003-09-23 01:05:30 PM  
ALWAYS thought she looks prettier clothed. But then she has never seen me nude!
 
2003-09-23 01:06:20 PM  
Hehe, I am an retard.

I'll quote one of FARK's more insightful posters here to make my point.

"The real kiddie stuff is evil. Hell, even the unreal is."

Seems more condemning than condoning to me. And his name is Monseigneur Buggermewell.
 
2003-09-23 01:16:15 PM  
Anyone who's call her nipples "freakish" has never touched a real naked girl that wasn't their mother before.
 
2003-09-23 01:16:19 PM  
p00pd00d:
troll more. it's more effective when you post a dozen times or more.
/sarcasm

i'm not defending anyone - i'm attacking you, you stupid git.
 
2003-09-23 01:21:33 PM  
she's a MILF. for sure.
 
2003-09-23 01:22:34 PM  
Rberry

Anyone who's call her nipples "freakish" has never touched a real naked girl that wasn't their mother before.

My mom's a fox.

ForceMcCocken

i'm not defending anyone - i'm attacking you, you stupid git.

Yea, I don't like a woman's breasts and said so. I'm the best troll ever! Good thing that Cindy and her fans have you to go a-troll killin. Nice job.

I will return to my cave now and have sex with my troll mother.
 
2003-09-23 01:24:33 PM  
It has always been my dream to clone a harrem of this creature, but with the intelligence of yard dogs and the sex drive off...yard dogs.

My gal tells me sexy stories about killin puppies to Cindy, so ya know we could share...
 
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