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(Yahoo)   Three feet of cat feces found in house in Milwaukee   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 219
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2003-09-22 02:51:06 PM
proof that there are not enough boobies links...
 
2003-09-22 02:53:17 PM
Did they just throw the dog in for shiats and giggles?
 
2003-09-22 02:54:11 PM
You know it's a bad situation when the son just surrenders and shows up to feed the animals in an otherwise-abandoned house.
 
2003-09-22 04:48:28 PM
"Once the cats breed inside the walls, its economically impossible to clean it up," Collins said.

That's an image I never needed to have in my head.
 
2003-09-22 04:59:18 PM
Toxoplasmosis!
 
2003-09-22 05:49:04 PM
Pfft, that's nothing. Wait till they see my friend's house.
 
2003-09-22 05:49:14 PM
The cats and the dog all appear to be healthy and have been transported to an animal control facility until authorities can figure out what to do with kill them,
 
2003-09-22 05:49:20 PM
You talk about it as if it's a bad thing!
 
2003-09-22 05:49:23 PM
"My, Ethyl, what an interesting carpet! I'm no fung-shui expert, but i'll say it really is organic!"
 
2003-09-22 05:49:37 PM
There's only one solution here. Nuke the house, wait 100 years, and rebuild.
 
2003-09-22 05:49:53 PM
Breeding in the walls? Egads...
 
2003-09-22 05:50:07 PM
It's not news, period.
 
Ant
2003-09-22 05:50:09 PM
I don't find this as disgusting as the houses with 3 feet of cat shiat where a human still lives there
 
2003-09-22 05:50:22 PM
I guess it's cheapr in quantity...
 
2003-09-22 05:51:01 PM
What's up with all the cat poop stories today?
 
2003-09-22 05:51:01 PM
must go change cat's litter now.
 
2003-09-22 05:51:08 PM
Can you imagine the ammonia smell? GOD, the stench must have been incredible.

A cat peed on my laptop once, it still worked, but I threw the shiat away...funky smell of processor boiled cat piss....was quite disgusting
 
2003-09-22 05:51:16 PM
Link with pics:

http://www.jsonline.com/news/metro/sep03/171083.asp?format=print
 
2003-09-22 05:51:59 PM
So...we found a location for the Milwaukee Fark party?
 
2003-09-22 05:52:09 PM
I guess we found a location for the Milwaukee Fark Party.
 
2003-09-22 05:52:13 PM
GIS for "cat shi+"
 
2003-09-22 05:52:54 PM
My god that must have been a BIG cat.

Wonder what Clifford's poop looks like? Imagine Emily with a giant pooper scooper.
 
2003-09-22 05:53:04 PM
It was only one cat, but it had colon problems.
 
2003-09-22 05:53:07 PM
Another... reason... to hate... cats...
 
2003-09-22 05:53:21 PM
The son had to be a farking idiot.
 
2003-09-22 05:53:34 PM
"Once the cats breed inside the walls, its economically impossible to clean it up,"

Cats?
 
2003-09-22 05:53:56 PM
Happens all the time.

/It's NOT news, its ...
 
2003-09-22 05:54:22 PM
Biffstertim

It's not the cats' fault. It's the idiot owner.
 
2003-09-22 05:54:51 PM
aquigly: Now that's some timing.
 
2003-09-22 05:54:55 PM
That's a lot of poop
 
2003-09-22 05:55:19 PM
Please god I hope it wasn't Mike Schank's house.

/American Movie rules.
 
2003-09-22 05:56:08 PM
Hey, thanks for the visual. Glad I changed the cat litter last night.
 
2003-09-22 05:56:21 PM
Ahem, I repeat from earlier post, but:


Poopination!
 
2003-09-22 05:56:27 PM
That's nothing compared to the nasty WEINER DOG infestation I had last summer. Yep, a whole nest of those bastards took over the attic and I couldn't sleep a wink for three weeks.
 
2003-09-22 05:56:44 PM
OK, the article said 3 feet of cat shiat and trash, not necessarily 3 feet of pure cat shiat. Still disgusting, but I'm just saying...
 
2003-09-22 05:57:45 PM
 
2003-09-22 05:57:52 PM
That number is nothing, on Animal Plant - the pet cop show, they had to get the cats out of a house and ended up with 287 cats. Cats were everywhere!
 
2003-09-22 05:58:07 PM
130 felines and a dog
I can't even imagine what it was like for the dog.
 
2003-09-22 05:58:23 PM
It would be fun to play with 130 cats.
 
2003-09-22 05:58:54 PM
Arnold-Ziffel, we need a pic of a cat on a toilet, but I'm not HTML literate.
 
2003-09-22 05:58:58 PM
Don't forget dog shiat also.
 
2003-09-22 05:59:07 PM
Three feet is pretty impressive. Must take some serious muscles to suppress the anal sphincter. My PR's only about 11 inches.
 
2003-09-22 05:59:58 PM
The cats and the dog all appear to be healthy and have been transported to an animal control facility until authorities can figure out what to do with them.
 
2003-09-22 06:00:15 PM
The house's owner died in 1997, but the woman's adult son returned regularly to feed the animals.

It's funny. Above is what is said but what I read was
he house's owner died in 1997, but the woman's retarded adult son returned regularly to feed the animals,

Maybe the editor removed the word but the ghost of the word was still there!
 
2003-09-22 06:00:21 PM
beebee

As the only guy in a sorority house of 60, I can relate. Of course I think I have it better, when you think about it.
 
2003-09-22 06:00:39 PM
 
2003-09-22 06:01:05 PM
No,this house is dung-shuied.
/just a thought
 
2003-09-22 06:01:20 PM
Damn, that's a lot of pussy's!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahhaahah...

Heh.

Sorry. Carry on.
 
2003-09-22 06:01:53 PM
Guiness book of world records?
 
2003-09-22 06:05:14 PM
Nothing is nastier than actually having to clean a house after a cat infestation:

I helped a buddy clean a house he bought cheap to he could fix it up and resell it. And wouldn't you know it but it was completely infested with cats that had gone feral; the stench was so bad you wore a respirator until you half-way got accustomed to it. It takes a special enzyme spray to get the smell out after we tore down the drywall. The sad part about this job was that although we could chase off some of these cats the rest we had to exterminate; the local humane society didn't have the resources to help. So it was the .22 caliber death sentence for the feline squatters. Probably the most humane way to deal with them considering that poisoning takes hours to work. Yes we tried some of those traps that catch them alive but they didn't work all the time either. And if you tried to catch them by hand not only were you guaranteed to be wounded but you were also courting infections. It took 3 weeks to clear every last one of them out. It was horrible to say the least.

So as you see I do not envy the poor souls who get to clean up this problem. I would never do anything like that ever again, even if I was paid an obscenely large amount of money.

The guy who was feeding them should be locked up. Asshat.

/gonna hug me kitties tonight
 
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