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(WLBZ.com)   Maine school that doesn't love boobies doesn't like lawsuits more   (wlbz2.com) divider line 49
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2011-09-24 09:14:31 AM
i.imgur.com
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-09-24 10:07:10 AM
So is it now OK for a middle aged man to go up to students in this school and start a conversation about their boobies? Maybe ask for a closer look? Because it's all innocent. Hypothetically speaking, of course. It's a three hour drive to get there according to Google maps, and that's a long way to go for some boobies. I once drove 2 1/2 hours hoping for some, but 3 hours is... Oh, darn, school isn't in session on Saturday.
 
2011-09-24 10:19:24 AM
so this can be good for colon cancer too, have a bracelet tht says i love assholes?
 
2011-09-24 10:22:56 AM

ZAZ: So is it now OK for a middle aged man to go up to students in this school and start a conversation about their boobies? Maybe ask for a closer look? Because it's all innocent. Hypothetically speaking, of course. It's a three hour drive to get there according to Google maps, and that's a long way to go for some boobies. I once drove 2 1/2 hours hoping for some, but 3 hours is... Oh, darn, school isn't in session on Saturday.


You can try that. I can't wait to see what kind of tag you story gets.
 
2011-09-24 10:26:06 AM

Tymast: so this can be good for colon cancer too, have a bracelet tht says i love assholes?


I love balls?
 
2011-09-24 10:26:43 AM

Tymast: so this can be good for colon cancer too, have a bracelet tht says i love assholes?


Almost exactly my thought, only I was thinking about loving some Pussy

/cervical cancer
 
2011-09-24 10:27:45 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Tymast: so this can be good for colon cancer too, have a bracelet tht says i love assholes?

I love balls?


Schweddy balls ?
 
2011-09-24 10:29:05 AM
where's waldo?
 
2011-09-24 10:35:57 AM
My buddy teaches in that district.

Before the I
 
2011-09-24 10:36:38 AM

tankjr: My buddy teaches in that district.

Before the I


stupid sexy Fark

Before the I heart boobies fad was the lobster trap tag bracelet fad and before that it was silly bands
 
2011-09-24 10:39:00 AM
I starting a colon cancer awareness group and we will be selling " I love assholes" bracelets for $5.
 
2011-09-24 10:39:54 AM
The things some schools seem to feel the need to waste time on, instead of education.
 
2011-09-24 10:40:02 AM
This thread has potential?
 
2011-09-24 10:40:44 AM
The only disruption is being caused by filthy minded school administrators. They all need to get sued into poverty.
 
2011-09-24 10:40:49 AM
Did someone say Boobies?

/EIP
 
2011-09-24 10:41:40 AM

I ♥ Boobies


img684.imageshack.us

 
2011-09-24 10:41:54 AM

Diodorus: Tymast: so this can be good for colon cancer too, have a bracelet tht says i love assholes?

Almost exactly my thought, only I was thinking about loving some Pussy

/cervical cancer


I cervix is hardly the same as a pussy. Now maybe if vulval cancer were a big issue...
 
2011-09-24 10:41:59 AM
FTFA...says she contacted a lawyer and the American Civil Liberties Union (AACLU).

Copyediting, how does it farking work?
 
2011-09-24 10:43:13 AM

Diodorus: Tymast: so this can be good for colon cancer too, have a bracelet tht says i love assholes?

Almost exactly my thought, only I was thinking about loving some Pussy

/cervical cancer


In Texas, that could get you retarded or something...
 
2011-09-24 10:43:32 AM
Wow, I can't type this morning. Though I, Cervix sounds like an interesting work.
 
2011-09-24 10:43:35 AM

Tymast: so this can be good for colon cancer too, have a bracelet tht says i love assholes?


Sorry Tymast just saw you post if kick in on the capital I will make sure you get a cut. Hey a awareness group to save assholes has to be ran buy assholes.
 
2011-09-24 10:45:47 AM
Students are not doing this because of their deep commitment to finding a cure for breast cancer, it has nothing to do with a desire to be vulgar. All of the students involved can tell you lots about this form of cancer, its history and are all wearing these bracelets to honor someone close to them.

School officials reversed their decision because of a similar commitment, it has nothing to do with getting rid of the controversy the easiest way possible.
 
2011-09-24 10:50:26 AM

itsfullofstars: Students are not doing this because of their deep commitment to finding a cure for breast cancer, it has nothing to do with a desire to be vulgar. All of the students involved can tell you lots about this form of cancer, its history and are all wearing these bracelets to honor someone close to them.

School officials reversed their decision because of a similar commitment, it has nothing to do with getting rid of the controversy the easiest way possible.


They reversed their position because they KNEW they were going to lose. They started shiat they didn't have the balls to finish.
 
2011-09-24 10:52:54 AM
Breast cancer? What the hell is that? Why, I've never heard of cancer of the breast so I'm glad someone is finally doing something to make people like me aware.
 
2011-09-24 10:57:33 AM
i131.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-24 10:58:34 AM
Save 2nd base.
 
2011-09-24 11:00:11 AM
site.bumperstickermagnet.com

I am disappoint

heartstrong.files.wordpress.com

Better!
 
2011-09-24 11:05:00 AM

Dreamless: Diodorus: Tymast: so this can be good for colon cancer too, have a bracelet tht says i love assholes?

Almost exactly my thought, only I was thinking about loving some Pussy

/cervical cancer

I cervix is hardly the same as a pussy. Now maybe if vulval cancer were a big issue...


That's precisely why we need to raise awareness.
 
2011-09-24 11:09:58 AM

g4lt: FTFA...says she contacted a lawyer and the American Civil Liberties Union (AACLU).

Copyediting, how does it farking work?


No that first A is secret right wing journalism code; it stands for "Anti-"
 
2011-09-24 11:10:19 AM
I wish that my life were so buttoned down, so perfectly organized and without hardship, that a euphemism for breasts would cause me enough distress that I'd see suspending students and attracting the ire of the ACLU as a reasonable course of action.
 
2011-09-24 11:11:40 AM

leevis: Save 2nd base.


i114.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-24 11:12:25 AM
i290.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-24 11:20:54 AM
www.ozsticker.com
 
2011-09-24 11:22:31 AM
I love boobies.

I hate groups that only raise money to "raise awareness" of an issue that doesn't need more awareness, but sure seems to fuel generous salaries.
 
2011-09-24 11:42:22 AM
Big and small, let's save them all.

/would wear this one
//would give it to my snowflakes
///glad my local district isn't all uptight
 
2011-09-24 11:43:38 AM

SharkTrager: I love boobies.

I hate groups that only raise money to "raise awareness" of an issue that doesn't need more awareness, but sure seems to fuel generous salaries.



Correct.

If any group of people has a profound awareness of boobies, it's high school students.
 
2011-09-24 12:04:02 PM

SharkTrager: I love boobies.

I hate groups that only raise money to "raise awareness" of an issue that doesn't need more awareness, but sure seems to fuel generous salaries.


But but... that's The American Dream man!

/This way to see the great egress
 
2011-09-24 12:10:21 PM
What does Maine have against people who make the initial comment? I love conversation starters.

/didn't RTFA
 
2011-09-24 12:18:51 PM
I teach college and had a female student wearing one of those "I heart Boobies"-bands come up to me and tell me it was "I love Boobies" day. In my efforts to educate the youth, I had to correct her and tell her everyday is "I love Boobies" day.
 
2011-09-24 12:40:02 PM

Amos Quito: SharkTrager: I love boobies.

I hate groups that only raise money to "raise awareness" of an issue that doesn't need more awareness, but sure seems to fuel generous salaries.


Correct.

If any group of people has a profound awareness of boobies, it's high school students.


and Fark.
 
2011-09-24 01:19:23 PM
new 1 inch "I Love Boobies" bracelet - $3.99
cost of refusing to take the bracelets off - suspension
price of new clothes after spending a weeks suspension off, at the mall - $129.96
Getting your mom to sic the ACLU on your school Superintendent - PRICELESS!!
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I would have loved to heard Pratts conversation with the schools.lawyer ...

Attorney: "Mrs Pratt. you HAVE to let them wear the bracelets
Susan Pratt: "The little bastards are making a farkin mockery of school policy"
Attorney: "They called the ACLU and threatened a law suit - CNN's outside"
Pratt: "WHAT??"
Attorney: "You have to change the policy"
Pratt: " %#*^%@#&*#!@ ---- 'oh alright "
 
2011-09-24 01:54:09 PM

Dreamless: Diodorus: Tymast: so this can be good for colon cancer too, have a bracelet tht says i love assholes?

Almost exactly my thought, only I was thinking about loving some Pussy

/cervical cancer

I cervix is hardly the same as a pussy. Now maybe if vulval cancer were a big issue...


How DARE you question the way I support cervical cancer. Shame on you.
 
2011-09-24 01:58:13 PM
It sounds like the "distractions" caused by the bracelets being worn started AFTER the faculty decided to make a big stink over it.
 
2011-09-24 02:12:43 PM

sleeper2995: I starting a colon cancer awareness group and we will be selling " I love assholes" bracelets for $5.


I would definitely buy one.
 
2011-09-24 02:40:55 PM
Remember, the school administrators just "don't want to cause a disruption".
And you can imagine, if they just ignored the whole thing and did nothing in the first place, what a huge disruption that would be.
 
2011-09-24 03:05:53 PM

Tymast: so this can be good for colon cancer too, have a bracelet tht says i love assholes?


No, but you can have one proclaiming that for anal cancer, which (iirc) killed Farrah Fawcett.
 
2011-09-24 03:37:12 PM

AndreMA: Tymast: so this can be good for colon cancer too, have a bracelet tht says i love assholes?

No, but you can have one proclaiming that for anal cancer, which (iirc) killed Farrah Fawcett.



I tried to save her...

www.wearysloth.com

/talented finger
 
2011-09-24 04:10:40 PM
Who could not love boobies?

i.imgur.com

/approves

//glad it bit the school on the ass
 
2011-09-26 12:30:11 AM
SAVE THE CHA CHAS!!!

SAVE THE MELONS!!!

SAVE THE HOOTERS!!!

SAVE THE ........ and the list continues

they ban one word move to the next simple and elegant

then move on to Harley Davidson shirts
 
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