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(The Macomb Daily)   I can either take you to jail ... or you could just show me your chest and we'll call it a day   (macombdaily.com) divider line 140
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-09-23 09:22:03 AM  
Two women, who are both, 21 ... told investigators that they believe Card took advantage of them because they were drunk

I wonder how many years they spent getting drunk before learning that guys do this.
 
2011-09-23 09:45:12 AM  
Card is accused of driving two women to a remote dirt road while giving them a ride home from O'Kelley's bar in the early morning hours Sept. 11.


Wow. Ten years to the day, and another attack on twin towers.
 
2011-09-23 09:48:33 AM  
www.thepirateslair.com

Sweet. Just lucky I happened to have it with me!
 
2011-09-23 09:48:46 AM  
img853.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-23 09:49:24 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Card is accused of driving two women to a remote dirt road while giving them a ride home from O'Kelley's bar in the early morning hours Sept. 11.


Wow. Ten years to the day, and another attack on twin towers.


Can't. Stop. Laughing.
 
2011-09-23 09:50:04 AM  
ADRIAAAANNNNNNN
 
2011-09-23 09:50:30 AM  

Honest Bender: [www.thepirateslair.com image 400x300]

Sweet. Just lucky I happened to have it with me!


That's a really nice looking chest there, Bender.

It looks like you've oiled it nicely. And the leather straps holding it all in place look strong and new.
 
2011-09-23 09:51:04 AM  
And he would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for that meddling pic.
 
2011-09-23 09:51:49 AM  
Approves:

media.dvdtown.com
 
2011-09-23 09:52:20 AM  

RobSeace: Grables'Daughter: Card is accused of driving two women to a remote dirt road while giving them a ride home from O'Kelley's bar in the early morning hours Sept. 11.


Wow. Ten years to the day, and another attack on twin towers.

Can't. Stop. Laughing.


/takes a bow
 
2011-09-23 09:52:54 AM  

Leeds: Honest Bender: [www.thepirateslair.com image 400x300]

Sweet. Just lucky I happened to have it with me!

That's a really nice looking chest there, Bender.

It looks like you've oiled it nicely. And the leather straps holding it all in place look strong and new.


mimg.ugo.com
 
2011-09-23 09:53:42 AM  
Hmmm. I'm not really sure I can wigh in on this until I see the chest(s) in question.
 
2011-09-23 09:53:53 AM  

Honest Bender: [www.thepirateslair.com image 400x300]

Sweet. Just lucky I happened to have it with me!


It's real... and it's spectacular!
 
2011-09-23 09:54:23 AM  
Why the hell did the cop resign? Don't they all get paid vacations and promotions for this type of thing?
 
2011-09-23 09:54:48 AM  
Yay CMU, that's my Alma Mater

/More surprised these girls weren't coming from the Wayside given their stupidity and willingness to show boobs
 
2011-09-23 09:58:02 AM  
where are those photos?
 
2011-09-23 09:58:22 AM  
Something very similar happened here not too long ago. Minor traffic accident caused by a woman who was DUI. The cop took the second drivers info and let them go. He proceeded to tell the first driver that if she didn't show him her breasts he would arrest her for DUI. She complied and the whole thing was caught on video from a neighboring business. He was fired. All cops are exactly the same. I have personally known many, many, cops and have been married to one for almost 16 years. That's about to change though.
 
2011-09-23 10:00:05 AM  
didn't that get peter griffin out of a ticket?

and what's the big deal, they probably flash their tits for drinks and attention all the time anyway.
 
2011-09-23 10:00:19 AM  

JokerMattly: Yay CMU, that's my Alma Mater

/More surprised these girls weren't coming from the Wayside given their stupidity and willingness to show boobs


O'Kellys is the Wayside
 
2011-09-23 10:01:11 AM  

creativitylack: JokerMattly: Yay CMU, that's my Alma Mater

/More surprised these girls weren't coming from the Wayside given their stupidity and willingness to show boobs

O'Kellys is the Wayside


Same parking lot, two different bars.
 
2011-09-23 10:02:19 AM  

dark side of the moon: have been married to one for almost 16 years


so you...fark the police?
 
2011-09-23 10:04:34 AM  
Here's the article:
Link (new window)

Andrew Wiggin: dark side of the moon: have been married to one for almost 16 years

so you...fark the police?


Not any more. Good riddance.
 
2011-09-23 10:05:42 AM  
Unfortunately, the review board's new "pics or it didn't happen" policy will guarantee this cop gets off scot-free.
 
2011-09-23 10:05:57 AM  
A former Central Michigan University police officer allegedly convinced two female students to show him their bare chests earlier this month, leading to his resignation and criminal charges. Jeffrey Allen Card, 34, is charged with misconduct in office, a five-year felony.
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Of all the things that cops get away with... this is the thing that earns 'em a 5-year felony?!

Bizarre.

But hey, I'm glad there's still a glimmer of hope that we aren't twirling into a police state.
 
2011-09-23 10:06:33 AM  
Surprised the "portable breath test" didn't involve the officer unzipping his fly. Isn't that the usual storyline here?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-09-23 10:08:45 AM  
He's campus police and probably doesn't have as much job protection as municipal police.
 
2011-09-23 10:09:01 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Wow. Ten years to the day, and another attack on twin towers.


Minat Tirith and MInas Morgul?
 
2011-09-23 10:09:20 AM  
Tits and GTFO?
 
2011-09-23 10:11:04 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: dark side of the moon: have been married to one for almost 16 years

so you...fark the police?


No, silly.

He said he was married.
 
2011-09-23 10:11:51 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Card is accused of driving two women to a remote dirt road while giving them a ride home from O'Kelley's bar in the early morning hours Sept. 11.


Wow. Ten years to the day, and another attack on twin towers.


i56.tinypic.com

Ladies, if you don't show me your tits, then the terrorists win!
 
2011-09-23 10:12:37 AM  

jake3988: A former Central Michigan University police officer allegedly convinced two female students to show him their bare chests earlier this month, leading to his resignation and criminal charges. Jeffrey Allen Card, 34, is charged with misconduct in office, a five-year felony.
================================================================

Of all the things that cops get away with... this is the thing that earns 'em a 5-year felony?!


I'm sure he'll do well in jail, being a cop and all.
 
2011-09-23 10:12:46 AM  
In the area where I reside, it is procedure to radio dispatch to inform them that a LEO is transporting a citizen and give the odometer reading and time. Upon completion of the ride, the process is repeated - and all radio transmissions are recorded. This provides a timeline to show the progress of the call.
Maybe the cop thought he had a couple of exhibitionists who would comply and forget about it.
 
2011-09-23 10:12:50 AM  
isn't this why you become a cop?
 
2011-09-23 10:12:58 AM  
Oink

c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2011-09-23 10:13:05 AM  
I hope they are get busted for the DUIs they earned.
 
2011-09-23 10:13:59 AM  

dark side of the moon: Here's the article:
Link (new window)

Andrew Wiggin: dark side of the moon: have been married to one for almost 16 years

so you...fark the police?

Not any more. Good riddance.


good for you! *cheers*
 
2011-09-23 10:15:19 AM  

lilplatinum: I hope they are get busted for the DUIs they earned.


I sure hope they are get too.
 
2011-09-23 10:16:19 AM  
Sounds like a lot of Drunkard's Remorse going on in this article.

not to take blame away from Officer Horndog.
 
2011-09-23 10:16:38 AM  

Grables'Daughter: lilplatinum: I hope they are get busted for the DUIs they earned.

I sure hope they are get too.


i think he meant he hope's they are get bustedest.
 
2011-09-23 10:17:02 AM  
Life aint fair,

If Im drunk and I get naked, I go to Jail.

If hot chix get drunk and get naked they get to sue the police for harassment.

But really as long as they keep getting drunk and naked im ok with that.
 
2011-09-23 10:17:44 AM  
Pics, or it didn't happen.
 
2011-09-23 10:17:48 AM  

dark side of the moon: Something very similar happened here not too long ago. Minor traffic accident caused by a woman who was DUI. The cop took the second drivers info and let them go. He proceeded to tell the first driver that if she didn't show him her breasts he would arrest her for DUI. She complied and the whole thing was caught on video from a neighboring business. He was fired. All cops are exactly the same. I have personally known many, many, cops and have been married to one for almost 16 years. That's about to change though.


My cousin was rumored to be fired from the police force for something similar. Strangely his fiance` didn't leave him either.
 
2011-09-23 10:18:34 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: Hmmm. I'm not really sure I can wigh in on this until I see the chest(s) officer in question.


Not that it won't be wrong, even if he's hawt. But it will help me judge the creep factor of this incident.

Also, (again not that it makes this any less wrong) the drunk girls did not seem all that hesitant to remove their shirts.
 
2011-09-23 10:20:14 AM  
This article is useless without pictures.
 
2011-09-23 10:20:17 AM  

archichris: Life aint fair,

If Im drunk and I get naked, I go to Jail.

If hot chix get drunk and get naked they get to sue the police for harassment.

But really as long as they keep getting drunk and naked im ok with that.


It doesn't always happen. I would have gladly traded that for my DUI arrest.
 
2011-09-23 10:20:23 AM  

6655321: Maybe the cop thought he had a couple of exhibitionists who would comply and forget about it.


i56.tinypic.com
 
2011-09-23 10:21:08 AM  

lilplatinum: I hope they are get busted for the DUIs they earned.

Card is accused of driving two women to a remote dirt road while giving them a ride home from O'Kelley's bar in the early morning hours Sept. 11.

 
2011-09-23 10:23:38 AM  

lilplatinum: I hope they are get busted for the DUIs they earned.


You can get a DUI from riding in a police car?
 
2011-09-23 10:24:00 AM  

Grables'Daughter: archichris: Life aint fair,

If Im drunk and I get naked, I go to Jail.

If hot chix get drunk and get naked they get to sue the police for harassment.

But really as long as they keep getting drunk and naked im ok with that.

It doesn't always happen. I would have gladly traded that for my DUI arrest.


would have worked if you showed him your butt though.
 
2011-09-23 10:24:27 AM  
Beat an innocent man into a coma - get a 3 week paid administrative vacation.
Trick a couple of college girls into showing you some tits - 5 years in PMITA prison.

Makes total sense.
 
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