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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)   What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? A Los Angeles Fire Department internal investigation   (nbclosangeles.com ) divider line
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2011-09-22 07:49:49 PM  
Fire Chief Brian Cummings has ordered a full-scale investigation into possible misconduct by an undisclosed number of firefighters who allegedly cooperated with the porn producers.

I'm sure he'll get to the bottom of this.
 
2011-09-22 09:19:06 PM  
That's hot..
 
2011-09-22 09:21:26 PM  

Schmoppo: Fire Chief Brian Cummings has ordered a full-scale investigation into possible misconduct by an undisclosed number of firefighters who allegedly cooperated with the porn producers.

I'm sure he'll get to the bottom of this.


Multiple times, if that's what it takes.
 
2011-09-22 09:22:48 PM  

Schmoppo: Fire Chief Brian Cummings has ordered a full-scale investigation into possible misconduct by an undisclosed number of firefighters who allegedly cooperated with the porn producers.

I'm sure he'll get to the bottom of this.


Do you think he'll have to go deep inside?
 
2011-09-22 09:23:35 PM  

zulius: Schmoppo: Fire Chief Brian Cummings has ordered a full-scale investigation into possible misconduct by an undisclosed number of firefighters who allegedly cooperated with the porn producers.

I'm sure he'll get to the bottom of this.

Do you think he'll have to go deep inside?


Balls Deep
 
2011-09-22 09:24:12 PM  
Did the firemen provide the big hoses?

/submitted this with a not quite as good headline
//+1, subby
 
2011-09-22 09:25:20 PM  
Did any equipment get damaged? Was any property at risk? Were there any lives lost because this truck was tied-up doing a movie scene?

No?

absolutelytrue.com

Budgets are tight enough without wasting money on useless investigations like this.
 
2011-09-22 09:25:35 PM  
This will somehow be featured in Rescue Me next season.
 
2011-09-22 09:25:37 PM  
Freemasons' potluck
 
2011-09-22 09:25:59 PM  

msannomalley: Schmoppo: Fire Chief Brian Cummings has ordered a full-scale investigation into possible misconduct by an undisclosed number of firefighters who allegedly cooperated with the porn producers.

I'm sure he'll get to the bottom of this.

Multiple times, if that's what it takes.


I bet it's really wet in there, huh guys?!

/guys?
 
2011-09-22 09:26:42 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

/obligatory
//yeah I know it's an urban legend
 
2011-09-22 09:28:29 PM  
So....what's the name of the movie?

You know, for research purposes.
 
2011-09-22 09:28:46 PM  
Bare breasts, and that's a "pr0n movie"? That's not even an "R" rating these days.
 
2011-09-22 09:32:35 PM  

Claude Ballse: Did any equipment get damaged? Was any property at risk? Were there any lives lost because this truck was tied-up doing a movie scene?

No?

[absolutelytrue.com image 500x355]

Budgets are tight enough without wasting money on useless investigations like this.


Boobies are evil. Welcome to America.
 
2011-09-22 09:34:45 PM  
firetruck
 
2011-09-22 09:37:36 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-09-22 09:38:19 PM  
FTFA:
"LA City firefighters are under investigation for allegedly taking part in porn movies"

Me:
Psssh. So! They are allowed to have a life outside of firefighting. These guys are Heroes!

FTFA (next line):
"on the job"

Me:
Oh. Well. Um. Heroes?
 
2011-09-22 09:39:15 PM  

humanshrapnel: This will somehow be featured in Rescue Me next season.


you know this is the last season, right?
 
2011-09-22 09:40:49 PM  
Fustermuck?
 
2011-09-22 09:45:20 PM  
If this shoot had a higher budget they could have shot with a prop fire truck against the backdrop of Los Angeles and the video would not be materially different to the viewer, who is not looking at what kind of fire truck it is. Being Los Angeles, most viewers, if they ever thought about it at all, would assume the truck was from the fleet of fake emergency vehicles Hollywood uses.
 
2011-09-22 09:47:04 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-22 09:47:06 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-22 09:48:29 PM  

Krymson Tyde: [img.photobucket.com image 321x240]


2 SECONDS!!!!

DAMN YOU!
 
2011-09-22 09:48:35 PM  
Nicely done, Krymson Tyde!
 
2011-09-22 09:49:00 PM  
OK, enough screwing around. Let's get this thread started.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-09-22 09:49:19 PM  
If a fire department has to worry about its image in that way, then they must be doing a REALLY shiatty job at actually saving lives.
 
2011-09-22 09:50:12 PM  
Since this is why Brazzers cancelled Asses In Public. That was one of my favourite series. Shame.
 
2011-09-22 09:52:45 PM  
The policy also says LAFD employees must "operate apparatus in a way that does not compromise the reputation of the department."

..every once in a while the jokes write themselves.
 
2011-09-22 09:53:49 PM  

MBooda: OK, enough screwing around. Let's get this thread started.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x450]


Gawd. She's hideous. Kinda like Ursula from the Little Mermaid.
 
2011-09-22 10:02:19 PM  

TotallyHeadless: MBooda: OK, enough screwing around. Let's get this thread started.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x450]

Gawd. She's hideous. Kinda like Ursula from the Little Mermaid.


Show us better firefighter tits or GTFO.
www.thedoctoreadventures.com
 
2011-09-22 10:03:08 PM  

TotallyHeadless: MBooda: OK, enough screwing around. Let's get this thread started.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x450]

Gawd. She's hideous. Kinda like Ursula from the Little Mermaid.


Poor unfortunate soul
 
2011-09-22 10:04:40 PM  

The Bestest: humanshrapnel: This will somehow be featured in Rescue Me next season.

you know this is the last season, right?


Nope.

/TMYK
 
2011-09-22 10:20:14 PM  
If firefighters making porn the US is wrong...then I don't wanna be right!
 
2011-09-22 10:40:13 PM  
As a volunteer at a fire station, I see nothing wrong with this...
However I might have to watch some of the videos to make a better judgment...
 
2011-09-22 10:47:38 PM  
Okay, I chuckled. +1, Subby.
 
2011-09-22 11:08:53 PM  
Well, so much for every fire dept story getting a hero tag.
 
2011-09-22 11:22:12 PM  

Krymson Tyde: [img.photobucket.com image 321x240]


/satisfied
 
2011-09-22 11:27:42 PM  

thelordofcheese: Krymson Tyde: [img.photobucket.com image 321x240]

/satisfied


That's a pretty well-known scene from what seems to be a relatively obscure sketch :) Would have been disappointed to not see that here.
 
2011-09-22 11:35:42 PM  

mjoven1975: Nicely done, Krymson Tyde!

thelordofcheese: Krymson Tyde: [img.photobucket.com image 321x240]

/satisfied

GoldSpider: thelordofcheese: Krymson Tyde: [img.photobucket.com image 321x240]

/satisfied

That's a pretty well-known scene from what seems to be a relatively obscure sketch :) Would have been disappointed to not see that here.


We aim to please.
 
2011-09-22 11:39:40 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Krymson Tyde: [img.photobucket.com image 321x240]

2 SECONDS!!!!

DAMN YOU!


Let's call it a tie.
 
2011-09-22 11:53:06 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Thanks for the Meme-ries: Krymson Tyde: [img.photobucket.com image 321x240]

2 SECONDS!!!!

DAMN YOU!

Let's call it a tie.


You are a kind, and gentle soul......

WTF are you doing on FARK??!?!?!

/thanks
 
2011-09-23 12:08:01 AM  
What starts with F and ends with U-C-K?

Easy.

Country Joe & the Fish concert.

/lawn. off.
 
2011-09-23 12:51:17 AM  
Really? The handicapped spaces? When you are doing something you know you could get in trouble for don't just decide to throw parking in a handicapped space in there for good measure?
 
2011-09-23 02:37:26 AM  
"A Los Angeles Fire Department internal investigation"

Internal investigation? An internal cover-up, more likely. And don't complain Citizen, unless you happen to live in a house made of asbestos.
 
2011-09-23 02:41:57 AM  

Krymson Tyde: mjoven1975: Nicely done, Krymson Tyde!
thelordofcheese: Krymson Tyde: [img.photobucket.com image 321x240]

/satisfied
GoldSpider: thelordofcheese: Krymson Tyde: [img.photobucket.com image 321x240]

/satisfied

That's a pretty well-known scene from what seems to be a relatively obscure sketch :) Would have been disappointed to not see that here.

We aim to please.


But will you be back in a jingleheimer jiffy?
 
2011-09-23 04:16:40 AM  
I'd let that girl operate my apparatus.

/can't believe no one picked up on that one
 
2011-09-23 04:39:54 AM  
And here I thought making the move from firefighter to pornstar was just a less common trajectory to the American dream.
 
2011-09-23 06:27:16 AM  
Came for the "apparatus" jokes, leaving satisfied, and spent.
 
2011-09-23 06:27:32 AM  

jdcproskater3: As a volunteer at a fire station, I see nothing wrong with this...
However I might have to watch some of the videos to make a better judgment...


Almost "This".

I have zero issue that they did this. It's a high stress, important job with a fair amount of downtime. What people do to stay sane during that downtime is fair game as far as I'm concerned.

On the other hand, there are a handful of professions that have a secondary effect of creating the image of what are society is like and being role models for the young- some deservedly (police, firefighters, soldiers, teachers); some less so (actors, musicians, authors).

It's not necessarily fair. A person can have a desire to be in one of these professions without having any desire to be a rolemodel. But it is reality. What these people do reflect upon who we are as a people greater than other professions.

So, tl;dr, I got no problem with it, just don't f'ing get caught!!
 
2011-09-23 08:05:06 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
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