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(Fox News)   Actual Fair & Balanced Headline: Liberal Smut Peddler Offering Cash for Perry Dirt   (nation.foxnews.com) divider line 324
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2011-09-22 10:08:52 PM  
Santorum; I will engage! As long as you promise to call me in the morning.

/and wipe me up
 
2011-09-22 10:09:20 PM  

Flappyhead: You cry after sex don't you?


He wouldn't know; he's never felt the loving touch of another.
 
2011-09-22 10:10:03 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Wow, mods on Fark really hate Rick Perry. They'll green anything. shameful.


i18.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-22 10:10:15 PM  

cc_rider: 47% of Foxtards want to cut the Dept of Education? wtf
Gotta do something about them edumacated elites,


I was surprised to see that, must have missed that talking point. What exactly is the reason the dept. of education is on notice now? Is it because they want things to be run locally to more easily insert religion?
 
2011-09-22 10:10:30 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Flappyhead: You cry after sex don't you?

He wouldn't know; he's never felt the loving touch of another.


Well, he DOES cry after masturbating so it is a valid question.
 
2011-09-22 10:10:59 PM  
Gingrich= fear my shiat biatch!

/Iran has the yellow cake
 
2011-09-22 10:11:28 PM  

cato113: Once again, Fox Nation ≠Fox News


it is foxnation.foxnews.com.

the important one is the one before the .com.
 
2011-09-22 10:11:39 PM  

GBmanNC: cc_rider: 47% of Foxtards want to cut the Dept of Education? wtf
Gotta do something about them edumacated elites,

I was surprised to see that, must have missed that talking point. What exactly is the reason the dept. of education is on notice now? Is it because they want things to be run locally to more easily insert religion?


Huh, a bad libertarian idea has gone mainstream with Republicans.
 
2011-09-22 10:11:59 PM  
Yeah I am for cutting off the billions we give to Israel...
 
2011-09-22 10:12:02 PM  
How did the ghey guy get on stage?

Johnson?
 
2011-09-22 10:12:27 PM  
Governor Mark Harmon seems sane (i.e. not QUITE as derptastic as the field) but he is visual death on the main stage.

Come on, FOX. Give him more questions. When your player is struggling, you either bench him or feed him the rock to get him in a groove.
 
2011-09-22 10:12:42 PM  

SlothB77: cato113: Once again, Fox Nation ≠Fox News

it is foxnation.foxnews.com.

the important one is the one before the .com.


I have been assured Fox News has nothing to do with Fox Nation other than owning and operating it.
 
2011-09-22 10:12:53 PM  
Bret Baier reminds me of Buddy Lembeck.
 
2011-09-22 10:13:28 PM  

The Great EZE: Governor Mark Harmon seems sane (i.e. not QUITE as derptastic as the field) but he is visual death on the main stage.

Come on, FOX. Give him more questions. When your player is struggling, you either bench him or feed him the rock to get him in a groove.


/slaps you in the back of the head.
 
2011-09-22 10:14:13 PM  
Oh, goody! Rick wants to spread some Santorum around Pakistan.
 
2011-09-22 10:14:46 PM  
A million bucks??

I'd have gay sex with Rick Perry... on the dining room table... in front of all my friends and family... next to the Thanksgiving turkey and cranberry sauce.

Yeah, I know, but with a million bucks, I can move out of state and get new friends...
 
2011-09-22 10:14:56 PM  
THere is no more "war" in afghanistan......we won.


It's time to get the fark out.
 
2011-09-22 10:15:24 PM  
Huntsman was talking just now about pulling out of Afghanistan, I think it's kinda a good idea, what with the big bad having been transferred to the bottom of the Indian Ocean :/
 
2011-09-22 10:15:27 PM  
I did not know that Faux News made it their business to publish headlines designed specifically to make Larry Flynt roar with laughter and feel a warm glow of satisfaction.
 
2011-09-22 10:16:17 PM  

spaten: rohar: I've been looking for smut on Perry too. Great minds and all:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x316]

Here you go:

Katy Pervy XXX Parody (Maybe NSFW)


HAHAHA. I want to watch that in its entirety. Rarely are parody pornos actually funny, but that made me laugh. Plus those chicks were sort of hot, and I can actually see Lady Gaga wearing a condom dress in real life.
 
paj
2011-09-22 10:16:20 PM  
Bachmann wants religious liberty for all (except Mooselimbs.)
 
2011-09-22 10:16:28 PM  
Oh yes, a gay soldier question for Santorum!
 
2011-09-22 10:16:55 PM  
Holy jesus they just booed a gay soldier....
 
paj
2011-09-22 10:17:02 PM  
Booing a gay soldier actively serving in Iraq? Weak, audience, weak.
 
2011-09-22 10:17:18 PM  

Sabyen91: GBmanNC: cc_rider: 47% of Foxtards want to cut the Dept of Education? wtf
Gotta do something about them edumacated elites,

I was surprised to see that, must have missed that talking point. What exactly is the reason the dept. of education is on notice now? Is it because they want things to be run locally to more easily insert religion?

Huh, a bad libertarian idea has gone mainstream with Republicans.


During the break, they read results of an online poll about which govt. department the viewers would cut. The #1 answer was (surprise!) the Dept.of Education.

I haz a sad for this country. :(
 
2011-09-22 10:17:29 PM  
Just once I'd like to see an atheist ask one of these jackholes where their place is in religious policy.

Come on. There has to be some atheist Conservatives out there. Hold these people's feet to the fire.

/Did these dicks just boo a gay serviceman?! I guess I know where the line is...
 
2011-09-22 10:17:33 PM  
Hey, Michele - "freedom of religion" doesn't mean you can't pray, just that your prayers can't be subsidized by taxpayer dollars.
 
2011-09-22 10:17:36 PM  
I want to fark Megan Kelly. I love the new short hair dooo.

I will wear a condom to help stop the spread of Santorum.
 
2011-09-22 10:17:39 PM  

Fart_Machine: spaten: Sabyen91: spaten: Keynes never supported deficit spending in a recession.

Wow.

Yes.

Link (new window)

I have to find the original source from Keynes, but yes.

Odd that the guy you link would completely ignore the whole Liquidity Trap.


That's definitely a point and seems to be what we are in now. Interest rates cannot be lowered anymore. There are major structural problems and neither party seems to want to do anything about them.
 
2011-09-22 10:18:27 PM  
But we have to listen to our generals on the ground...and Win!
We will be there for Farking evar!
 
2011-09-22 10:18:41 PM  

King Something: Huntsman was talking just now about pulling out of Afghanistan, I think it's kinda a good idea, what with the big bad having been transferred to the bottom of the Indian Ocean :/


If they want to win they nominate Huntsman, if they want to be pure they nominate Perry, if they want a mix they nominate Mitt.
 
2011-09-22 10:19:46 PM  

GBmanNC: Holy jesus they just booed a gay soldier....


Real Americans Booing a Soldier
captiontool.com
You can't explain that (away, farkers)
 
2011-09-22 10:20:02 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: spaten: rohar: I've been looking for smut on Perry too. Great minds and all:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x316]

Here you go:

Katy Pervy XXX Parody (Maybe NSFW)

HAHAHA. I want to watch that in its entirety. Rarely are parody pornos actually funny, but that made me laugh. Plus those chicks were sort of hot, and I can actually see Lady Gaga wearing a condom dress in real life.


I've caught parts of it on porn sites...pretty funny and fappable.
 
2011-09-22 10:20:35 PM  

paj: Booing a gay soldier actively serving in Iraq? Weak, audience, weak.


No real benefit, he spends all his time in the showers.
 
paj
2011-09-22 10:20:38 PM  
Did Perry say "report' the French way? 'ree-por'

Commie Socialist!
 
2011-09-22 10:21:03 PM  

Sabyen91: King Something: Huntsman was talking just now about pulling out of Afghanistan, I think it's kinda a good idea, what with the big bad having been transferred to the bottom of the Indian Ocean :/

If they want to win they nominate Huntsman, if they want to be pure they nominate Perry, if they want a mix they nominate Mitt.


Huntsman and Romney are Mormons. They won't get the GOP nomination, since the Party bigwigs don't want the southern baptists to cast protest votes or to not vote at all.
 
2011-09-22 10:21:05 PM  
every farker who booed the gay soldier should be drafted immediately and placed directly "in the shiat" and then let them boo...
 
2011-09-22 10:21:13 PM  

cc_rider: Sabyen91: GBmanNC: cc_rider: 47% of Foxtards want to cut the Dept of Education? wtf
Gotta do something about them edumacated elites,

I was surprised to see that, must have missed that talking point. What exactly is the reason the dept. of education is on notice now? Is it because they want things to be run locally to more easily insert religion?

Huh, a bad libertarian idea has gone mainstream with Republicans.

During the break, they read results of an online poll about which govt. department the viewers would cut. The #1 answer was (surprise!) the Dept.of Education.

I haz a sad for this country. :(


Wutz edacatun ever don for you?
 
paj
2011-09-22 10:21:51 PM  
Herman Cain beat cancer in 30 minutes of less! Cain 2012!
 
2011-09-22 10:22:00 PM  
999care
 
2011-09-22 10:22:15 PM  

thenooch: I want to fark Megan Kelly. I love the new short hair dooo.

.


Painfully hard, yes. fark some damned sense into that empty head.
 
2011-09-22 10:22:31 PM  
Why does every Fox Nation headline start with an adjective?
 
2011-09-22 10:22:44 PM  
Yes, Mr. Cain, we already know that health care is great if you're a millionaire. What else is new?
 
2011-09-22 10:23:11 PM  

King Something: Sabyen91: King Something: Huntsman was talking just now about pulling out of Afghanistan, I think it's kinda a good idea, what with the big bad having been transferred to the bottom of the Indian Ocean :/

If they want to win they nominate Huntsman, if they want to be pure they nominate Perry, if they want a mix they nominate Mitt.

Huntsman and Romney are Mormons. They won't get the GOP nomination, since the Party bigwigs don't want the southern baptists to cast protest votes or to not vote at all.


I disagree. I think it will come down to Mitt Romney. They will nominate him and he will be the Republican John Kerry.
 
2011-09-22 10:23:25 PM  
Audience applauds Cain's colon. Heh.
 
2011-09-22 10:24:24 PM  
Dominos can get u a pie in 30 minutes,

Cain can cure Cancer....


That's a tuff choice.
 
2011-09-22 10:24:42 PM  
"ObamaCare"!

that's... what, four times in 15 seconds? that's half a bottle of vodka right there!

/pizza boy, you really think that you wouldn't have been put on a bureaucrat's timetable? If so,corporate bureaucrats would like to sell you a bridge in Brooklyn
 
2011-09-22 10:24:44 PM  

cc_rider: Audience applauds Cain's colon. Heh.


I'm pretty sure they would've booed the kid with the heart condition had Chris Wallace not IMMEDIATELY jumped in after his video was done.
 
2011-09-22 10:24:57 PM  

KingPsyz: every farker who booed the gay soldier should be drafted immediately and placed directly "in the shiat" and then let them boo...


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-09-22 10:26:05 PM  
Jenny McCarthy!
 
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