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(Some Booster)   Hot mom, 35, arrested for sex with son's high school football teammate. Apparently, he couldn't find any female teachers to have the sex with. (w. mug shot)   (badjocks.com) divider line 245
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2011-09-22 01:07:01 PM  

pedalphile: *Hm. Not completely out of the question. A few shots of tequila, and as long as none of my friends were around, I'd ...*

Oh, no way, her knees are WAY too sharp!

*I wonder if they realise that due to the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue*


I'd bet she would tackle you so hard... you inner voice would yell.
 
2011-09-22 01:07:32 PM  
I'm sure this has all been brought up before, but when it comes to sex 15/16 is an innocent child and is being abused and is a victim. But when it comes to murder they know exactly what they are doing and get tried as adults. And they are deemed responsible enough to get behind the wheel of a car and put all our lives in danger. It's farked up I tell ya!
 
2011-09-22 01:09:21 PM  

markie_farkie: [i55.tinypic.com image 192x240][www.randomfilmstats.co.uk image 640x360]
[bentcorner.com image 600x399]


Damn, you beat me to it. Ah well:

i601.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-22 01:10:08 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-09-22 01:12:31 PM  
Thankfully WOT flagged that site for me and didn't open it.
 
2011-09-22 01:12:47 PM  
35 and already has a kid in high school?

Klassy with a capital K.
 
2011-09-22 01:13:10 PM  
The boy reportedly told his parents that he had both oral sex and sexual intercourse with Arroyo on at least three separate occasions, starting when he was 16. For her part, Arroyo admitted the relationship to officers, but had a really good excuse: she was "lonesome."


Really? You were getting bj's and getting laid by a milf, and you gave yourself up? Homo.
 
2011-09-22 01:13:46 PM  
MY EYES! - MY EYES! GAAAAAAA!



and other assorted things to say when visually assaulted in this manner
oh and subby -1 no internets for you for 3 hours
 
2011-09-22 01:14:23 PM  

slc11082: Sorry I'm not going to post pics.


This is not exactly the right place to get a humane response to your serious post. Not the worst (thanks, Cowgirl Toffee), but there are better. It seems to me as if you haven't been making very good choices as of yet, and could use some help in making better ones.
 
2011-09-22 01:15:25 PM  

pootsie: Sybarite: I'm surprised there's not a name for this. It's like a Rick Roll but much, much worse.

Hotrolling?

"Hot rolling" plus "ho trolling" -- it covers everything


I am going to be referring to this from now until forever, as a hotroll. Well played, slow clap, double take, and +1 internets.
 
2011-09-22 01:16:50 PM  

ManateeGag: I read that quickly and thought it said she had sex with her son's high school football team.


That's called projection.
 
2011-09-22 01:17:01 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: DROxINxTHExWIND: BraveNewCheneyWorld: 1) No she would not "clean up" well.
2) No she doesn't have a very hot body below the frame.
3) No she will still not fark you no matter how much you white knight for her here.


Says the guy with no profile picture. They're always the ones with the most to say about a person's appearence.

I need a profile pic on fark because....why exactly? I'd rather remain anonymous so I can be free with all my opinions and not get farked over in the future when pictures are linked to statements in future search engines. Ever think of that angle? Good luck with your lack of foresight.


Lack of foresight? How about, I put a pic up because I didn't want to be another internet douche who throws barbs from behind a cloak of anonymity. I mean what I say and I don't say anything on the computer that I wouldn't say in person. I have convictions that don't change when people are in my presence.

/Don't be fake
 
2011-09-22 01:19:40 PM  

Headso: CapnBlues: welcome to fark, where a bunch of beer-swilling fatasses with dead-end jobs, frigid cow wives, and screaming brat children will deny that they would submit to sex with a marginally attractive woman.

hey man, don't lump the total farkers together with us liters.


i'll have you know my totalfark membership was sponsored by the gentleman known here as RiverRat. All glory to his name.

nmiguy: CapnBlues: welcome to fark, where a bunch of beer-swilling fatasses with dead-end jobs, frigid cow wives, and screaming brat children will deny that they would submit to sex with a marginally attractive woman.

There is a BIG farking difference between "marginally attractive" and "hot" as the subby put it. That is a LOT of puking Budweiser before this woman grades as hot.


she could just be a brown-bagger. nonetheless, you obviously still have standards. well done.
 
2011-09-22 01:20:17 PM  
THE HEADLINE SAID HOT!!!
 
2011-09-22 01:20:43 PM  
Say what you want about sites like My Friend's Hot Mom and My First Sex Teacher, at least they follow real life, unlike a lot of porn.
 
2011-09-22 01:21:39 PM  
badjocks.comwww.doobybrain.com
 
2011-09-22 01:22:00 PM  

boyvoyeur: 35 and already has a kid in high school?

Klassy with a capital K.


Sounds Catholic.
 
2011-09-22 01:22:10 PM  

slc11082: UsikFark: slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.

Are you a toaster?

No,
I'm an ugly loser I guess.


How much of a loser?
You know if you go far enough along that route you come around to winner.

An example is that aliens guy, my coworker wants him something awefull.
She's into the really weird ones.
 
2011-09-22 01:22:27 PM  
dammit subby, if you're not gonna get out more at least do a GIS for "hot women" so you have an idea.
 
2011-09-22 01:23:03 PM  

CapnBlues: welcome to fark, where a bunch of beer-swilling fatasses with dead-end jobs, frigid cow wives, and screaming brat children will deny that they would submit to sex with a marginally attractive woman.


I really love imagery in this statement... Frigid Cow Wives.... Some how makes me think of cold milk....

and do you really want screaming brat children to be submitting for sex.. just saying.. (not meaning to be a troll)

I also agree that the kid is going to have to switch schools and names for a while to avoid getting told every your momma joke in creation.. and that is not a good picture.. but then again there aren't too many people who can take a good mugshot.
 
2011-09-22 01:23:38 PM  

cowgirl toffee: pedalphile: *Hm. Not completely out of the question. A few shots of tequila, and as long as none of my friends were around, I'd ...*

Oh, no way, her knees are WAY too sharp!

*I wonder if they realise that due to the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue*

I'd bet she would tackle you so hard... you inner voice would yell.


That's my actual voice, she kneed me in the groin and I forgot to put on my cup...

/ain't no Dixie cup
 
2011-09-22 01:24:36 PM  

BackwardsHatClub: THE HEADLINE SAID HOT!!!


THE LABEL SAYS 'NOT'!!

www.concordextra.com

/just brought back memories of Blighty with that.
 
2011-09-22 01:25:29 PM  
I don't recall the last time I posted here, pretty sure it's been some years... but I went thru a lot of trouble to remember what email address and fake birthday I might have used just so I could reset my password and call the submitter of this article a son of a biatch.

Subby; you're a son of a biatch.
 
2011-09-22 01:29:29 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: BraveNewCheneyWorld: DROxINxTHExWIND: BraveNewCheneyWorld: 1) No she would not "clean up" well.
2) No she doesn't have a very hot body below the frame.
3) No she will still not fark you no matter how much you white knight for her here.


Says the guy with no profile picture. They're always the ones with the most to say about a person's appearence.

I need a profile pic on fark because....why exactly? I'd rather remain anonymous so I can be free with all my opinions and not get farked over in the future when pictures are linked to statements in future search engines. Ever think of that angle? Good luck with your lack of foresight.

Lack of foresight? How about, I put a pic up because I didn't want to be another internet douche who throws barbs from behind a cloak of anonymity. I mean what I say and I don't say anything on the computer that I wouldn't say in person. I have convictions that don't change when people are in my presence.

/Don't be fake


DROx - don't get all classy on him now...that's like speaking Mandarin to a car tire.
 
2011-09-22 01:30:30 PM  

nuance: pootsie: Sybarite: I'm surprised there's not a name for this. It's like a Rick Roll but much, much worse.

Hotrolling?

"Hot rolling" plus "ho trolling" -- it covers everything

I am going to be referring to this from now until forever, as a hotroll. Well played, slow clap, double take, and +1 internets.



Ha! Seconded
 
2011-09-22 01:31:11 PM  
She's not pretty, but she is also not ugly. If I were 16, I wouldn't think twice about it. Nope, not at all. However I would keep it a secret, just so it wouldn't cause any crap with the team.

Come to think of it, I don't even play football, nor do I have any understanding of the game it so maybe in a bazarro univese, I wouldn't be given the chance to hit it cause I never cared for football and therefore wouldn't ever be on a football team. Maybe if she was a waffle house waitress on the mid shift.
 
2011-09-22 01:33:11 PM  
dericwater:

Image hettong blindsided and then the snickering, "Banged the mom harder last night..."
 
2011-09-22 01:34:04 PM  
Well at least someone is getting laid.
 
2011-09-22 01:34:26 PM  
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher

Thanks subby. You have at last answered a problem I've had, which is, if Anne Hathaway's face is too big for her head, then where is the head that fits her face? Well, problem solved.

The is nothing wrong with Anne Hathaway's face.

\\except not buried in my lap.
 
2011-09-22 01:35:15 PM  
The last time this biatch washed her hair was in 1996
 
2011-09-22 01:35:21 PM  

Sticky Hands: slc11082: UsikFark: slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.

Are you a toaster?

No,
I'm an ugly loser I guess.

How much of a loser?
You know if you go far enough along that route you come around to winner.

An example is that aliens guy, my coworker wants him something awefull.
She's into the really weird ones.



Well its really just my social life. I have a great job own my own place debt free but my social life is the complete opposite. I have the social skills of a 10 y/o boy. I'm at that age now where being alone is starting to drain on me. I've missed out on too much. Right now I'm just killing time till death. That's what my life has become.
 
2011-09-22 01:37:08 PM  

bunnylovesbr: CapnBlues: welcome to fark, where a bunch of beer-swilling fatasses with dead-end jobs, frigid cow wives, and screaming brat children will deny that they would submit to sex with a marginally attractive woman.

I really love imagery in this statement... Frigid Cow Wives.... Some how makes me think of cold milk....

and do you really want screaming brat children to be submitting for sex.. just saying.. (not meaning to be a troll)

I also agree that the kid is going to have to switch schools and names for a while to avoid getting told every your momma joke in creation.. and that is not a good picture.. but then again there aren't too many people who can take a good mugshot.


I guess i could clarify:

welcome to fark, where a bunch of beer-swilling fatasses WHO POSSESS OR ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THE FOLLOWING: (1) dead-end jobs, (2) frigid cow wives, and (3) screaming brat children

These men will: deny that they would submit to sex with a marginally attractive woman.

Did you honestly read what i wrote before and assume that I wanted screaming brat children to have sex with anyone, regardless of attractiveness? REALLY? Or are you being cute and capitalizing on the ambiguity of my sentence construction?
 
2011-09-22 01:37:22 PM  
Mrs. James?

Wait, that's basketball.
 
2011-09-22 01:41:59 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: 1) No she would not "clean up" well.
2) No she doesn't have a very hot body below the frame.
3) No she will still not fark you no matter how much you white knight for her here.


Dude, seriously. Aren't you late for football practice or something?

/Your mom loved the 42 Cross Buck
//pulling guard fires into the gap, and all...
 
2011-09-22 01:42:24 PM  
fc04.deviantart.net
DAMN YOU, SUBBY!
 
2011-09-22 01:42:33 PM  

slc11082: Sticky Hands: slc11082: UsikFark: slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.

Are you a toaster?

No,
I'm an ugly loser I guess.

How much of a loser?
You know if you go far enough along that route you come around to winner.

An example is that aliens guy, my coworker wants him something awefull.
She's into the really weird ones.


Well its really just my social life. I have a great job own my own place debt free but my social life is the complete opposite. I have the social skills of a 10 y/o boy. I'm at that age now where being alone is starting to drain on me. I've missed out on too much. Right now I'm just killing time till death. That's what my life has become.


Look buddy, you have to live your life through the eyes of an inmate. You know how when people get locked up for an extended period of time, they gain perspective and start missing the small stuff? Well, you've got to live like a guy who thought he was in prison for life, who just got out. Imagine living wihtout your favorite soft drink. Imagine being in a position where you have no opportunity to talk to a woman. You'd be in jail thinking, "if I could just get another chance, I'd walk up to super models and strike up conversations because I'd have nothing to lose".

Well, sounds like you've got nothing to lose now, except your depressed state. Switch it up, man. Do something a little different. Don't become a prisoner of your own mind.
 
2011-09-22 01:43:08 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Lack of foresight? How about, I put a pic up because I didn't want to be another internet douche who throws barbs from behind a cloak of anonymity. I mean what I say and I don't say anything on the computer that I wouldn't say in person. I have convictions that don't change when people are in my presence.

/Don't be fake


Well, that means that your opinions aren't very controversial, or you're not thinking of/don't care about all the consequences. Just look at all the famous people throughout history who used pseudonyms. I can use their lives as a template, or you. I think I'll side with the likes of Ben Franklin and Samuel Clemens
 
2011-09-22 01:44:57 PM  
don't click link, don't click link, don't click link...

D'oh! i clicked the link!
 
2011-09-22 01:47:10 PM  

WindBreaker: Sybarite: I'm surprised there's not a name for this. It's like a Rick Roll but much, much worse.

Yeah, at least with a Rickroll, you get to hear a reasonably listenable song, and see some good dance moves.


and some decent looking women IIRC.
 
2011-09-22 01:47:17 PM  

MaxxLarge: markie_farkie: Cherish Arroyo? More like Repulsive Gulley.

I'll see your "Repulsive Gulley," and raise you a "Rising Gorge."


Bravo. Was going to go with "Sudden Valley," but that preemptively beat it.
 
2011-09-22 01:47:35 PM  
You guys are predictable assholes.
This is a f*cking mugshot! She's upset and was most likely arrested before she could ready for pics - and she's probably not in the best emotional space.

That said - wtf is it with these boys telling their parents?
Why did she admit it?
Why would she bang one of her own kids teammates?
16 is NOT a child.
 
2011-09-22 01:49:44 PM  
CapnBlues

lol .... *blush*
 
2011-09-22 01:50:09 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: slc11082: Sticky Hands: slc11082: UsikFark: slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.

Are you a toaster?

No,
I'm an ugly loser I guess.

How much of a loser?
You know if you go far enough along that route you come around to winner.

An example is that aliens guy, my coworker wants him something awefull.
She's into the really weird ones.


Well its really just my social life. I have a great job own my own place debt free but my social life is the complete opposite. I have the social skills of a 10 y/o boy. I'm at that age now where being alone is starting to drain on me. I've missed out on too much. Right now I'm just killing time till death. That's what my life has become.

Look buddy, you have to live your life through the eyes of an inmate. You know how when people get locked up for an extended period of time, they gain perspective and start missing the small stuff? Well, you've got to live like a guy who thought he was in prison for life, who just got out. Imagine living wihtout your favorite soft drink. Imagine being in a position where you have no opportunity to talk to a woman. You'd be in jail thinking, "if I could just get another chance, I'd walk up to super models and strike up conversations because I'd have nothing to lose".

Well, sounds like you've got nothing to lose now, except your depressed state. Switch it up, man. Do something a little different. Don't become a prisoner of your own mind.


It's too late for me.
 
2011-09-22 01:50:32 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: DROxINxTHExWIND: Lack of foresight? How about, I put a pic up because I didn't want to be another internet douche who throws barbs from behind a cloak of anonymity. I mean what I say and I don't say anything on the computer that I wouldn't say in person. I have convictions that don't change when people are in my presence.

/Don't be fake

Well, that means that your opinions aren't very controversial, or you're not thinking of/don't care about all the consequences. Just look at all the famous people throughout history who used pseudonyms. I can use their lives as a template, or you. I think I'll side with the likes of Ben Franklin and Samuel Clemens



Nerd, you're over thinking this. First, no one really gives enough of a shiat about what you say to Google you and try to connect the dots. Second, I assume that since I'm known as the resident black racist on Fark, there are some who would disagree with your assertion that my comments are not sometimes disagreeable. Third, this is not, nor was it ever, an attempt by me to see how you look. I merely pointed out the obvious. Scared people make comments anonymously and normally, those comments are stupid.
 
2011-09-22 01:50:39 PM  

slc11082: Sticky Hands: slc11082: UsikFark: slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.

Are you a toaster?

No,
I'm an ugly loser I guess.

How much of a loser?
You know if you go far enough along that route you come around to winner.

An example is that aliens guy, my coworker wants him something awefull.
She's into the really weird ones.


Well its really just my social life. I have a great job own my own place debt free but my social life is the complete opposite. I have the social skills of a 10 y/o boy. I'm at that age now where being alone is starting to drain on me. I've missed out on too much. Right now I'm just killing time till death. That's what my life has become.


are you male or female?

either way try craigslist! easy to get laid there.
 
2011-09-22 01:50:58 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-22 01:52:26 PM  
And about postingpics, I posted a few on 4chan in one of the rate me threads and I'm always given 4s and told how this and that on my facenisnt good looking.
 
2011-09-22 01:53:06 PM  

Sybarite: Subby, you son of a biatch.

 
2011-09-22 01:53:31 PM  

slc11082: DROxINxTHExWIND: slc11082: Sticky Hands: slc11082: UsikFark: slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.

Are you a toaster?

No,
I'm an ugly loser I guess.

How much of a loser?
You know if you go far enough along that route you come around to winner.

An example is that aliens guy, my coworker wants him something awefull.
She's into the really weird ones.


Well its really just my social life. I have a great job own my own place debt free but my social life is the complete opposite. I have the social skills of a 10 y/o boy. I'm at that age now where being alone is starting to drain on me. I've missed out on too much. Right now I'm just killing time till death. That's what my life has become.

Look buddy, you have to live your life through the eyes of an inmate. You know how when people get locked up for an extended period of time, they gain perspective and start missing the small stuff? Well, you've got to live like a guy who thought he was in prison for life, who just got out. Imagine living wihtout your favorite soft drink. Imagine being in a position where you have no opportunity to talk to a woman. You'd be in jail thinking, "if I could just get another chance, I'd walk up to super models and strike up conversations because I'd have nothing to lose".

Well, sounds like you've got nothing to lose now, except your depressed state. Switch it up, man. Do something a little different. Don't become a prisoner of your own mind.

It's too late for me.


No, there's good in you. I can feel it.
 
2011-09-22 01:55:33 PM  
I read that quickly and thought it said she had sex with her son's high school football team.

Hopefully someone makes that into a good porno.

And a "Hot" in the headline is a dead giveaway that the picture is not hot. Kind of like a guy named tiny.

Kind of hard to believe the Hot still catches as many people as it does. I see it & expect to laugh at the ugly when I click.
 
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