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(Some Booster)   Hot mom, 35, arrested for sex with son's high school football teammate. Apparently, he couldn't find any female teachers to have the sex with. (w. mug shot)   (badjocks.com) divider line 245
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2011-09-22 01:56:51 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: slc11082: DROxINxTHExWIND: slc11082: Sticky Hands: slc11082: UsikFark: slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.

Are you a toaster?

No,
I'm an ugly loser I guess.

How much of a loser?
You know if you go far enough along that route you come around to winner.

An example is that aliens guy, my coworker wants him something awefull.
She's into the really weird ones.


Well its really just my social life. I have a great job own my own place debt free but my social life is the complete opposite. I have the social skills of a 10 y/o boy. I'm at that age now where being alone is starting to drain on me. I've missed out on too much. Right now I'm just killing time till death. That's what my life has become.

Look buddy, you have to live your life through the eyes of an inmate. You know how when people get locked up for an extended period of time, they gain perspective and start missing the small stuff? Well, you've got to live like a guy who thought he was in prison for life, who just got out. Imagine living wihtout your favorite soft drink. Imagine being in a position where you have no opportunity to talk to a woman. You'd be in jail thinking, "if I could just get another chance, I'd walk up to super models and strike up conversations because I'd have nothing to lose".

Well, sounds like you've got nothing to lose now, except your depressed state. Switch it up, man. Do something a little different. Don't become a prisoner of your own mind.

It's too late for me.

No, there's good in you. I can feel it.


You guys leave DROX alone! i enjoy his rants.
 
2011-09-22 01:58:23 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark:
No, there's good in you. I can feel it.


A statement like that coming from someone with your handle would make me nervous.
 
2011-09-22 01:58:43 PM

slc11082: It's too late for me.


Damn, this is just like a Sandra Bullock movie if she were a dude. A courageous, young accountant on his lunch break tries desperately to save the life of a depressed loner who is threatening to end it all. Will she...I mean, he make it to the victim in time??

I can see Sandra on her laptop, riding on a train towards the guy while she furiously types out reasons that his life is worth living. He doesn't know that she is on the way because she used her police buddy to trace the signal from the Suicide guy's computer and, of course, movie technology gave her his exact location.


/going to go start on the script
//Oh YEAH! Please don't kill yourself.
///got caught up in the movie
 
2011-09-22 02:02:26 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: slc11082: It's too late for me.

Damn, this is just like a Sandra Bullock movie if she were a dude. A courageous, young accountant on his lunch break tries desperately to save the life of a depressed loner who is threatening to end it all. Will she...I mean, he make it to the victim in time??

I can see Sandra on her laptop, riding on a train towards the guy while she furiously types out reasons that his life is worth living. He doesn't know that she is on the way because she used her police buddy to trace the signal from the Suicide guy's computer and, of course, movie technology gave her his exact location.


/going to go start on the script
//Oh YEAH! Please don't kill yourself.
///got caught up in the movie


"Don't do it! I've brought you a puppy for company!!"

jimhillmedia.com
 
2011-09-22 02:03:42 PM

jynxyu: cowgirl toffee: pedalphile: ..

That's my actual voice, she kneed me in the groin and I forgot to put on my cup...

/ain't no Dixie cup


Ouch! Well... hopefully you had your eyes closed. :P
 
2011-09-22 02:06:31 PM

BobNesta420: DROxINxTHExWIND: slc11082: It's too late for me.

Damn, this is just like a Sandra Bullock movie if she were a dude. A courageous, young accountant on his lunch break tries desperately to save the life of a depressed loner who is threatening to end it all. Will she...I mean, he make it to the victim in time??

I can see Sandra on her laptop, riding on a train towards the guy while she furiously types out reasons that his life is worth living. He doesn't know that she is on the way because she used her police buddy to trace the signal from the Suicide guy's computer and, of course, movie technology gave her his exact location.


/going to go start on the script
//Oh YEAH! Please don't kill yourself.
///got caught up in the movie

"Don't do it! I've brought you a puppy for company!!"

[jimhillmedia.com image 499x353]


LMAOI!! That's exactly how I pictured it.
 
2011-09-22 02:07:40 PM
cdn2.holytaco.com
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2011-09-22 02:08:17 PM

BobNesta420: AngryJailhouseFistfark:
No, there's good in you. I can feel it.

A statement like that coming from someone with your handle would make me nervous.


Nothing to worry about. That is, unless you hear any ballads by "Air Supply" coming over the P.A., then it can get rough. Especially after lockdown.


/see, that's the trigger
//then, out comes the lotion
 
2011-09-22 02:10:23 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: slc11082: Sticky Hands: slc11082: UsikFark: slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.

Are you a toaster?

No,
I'm an ugly loser I guess.

How much of a loser?
You know if you go far enough along that route you come around to winner.

An example is that aliens guy, my coworker wants him something awefull.
She's into the really weird ones.


Well its really just my social life. I have a great job own my own place debt free but my social life is the complete opposite. I have the social skills of a 10 y/o boy. I'm at that age now where being alone is starting to drain on me. I've missed out on too much. Right now I'm just killing time till death. That's what my life has become.

Look buddy, you have to live your life through the eyes of an inmate. You know how when people get locked up for an extended period of time, they gain perspective and start missing the small stuff? Well, you've got to live like a guy who thought he was in prison for life, who just got out. Imagine living wihtout your favorite soft drink. Imagine being in a position where you have no opportunity to talk to a woman. You'd be in jail thinking, "if I could just get another chance, I'd walk up to super models and strike up conversations because I'd have nothing to lose".

Well, sounds like you've got nothing to lose now, except your depressed state. Switch it up, man. Do something a little different. Don't become a prisoner of your own mind.


First step: GET THE FARK OUT OF SALT LAKE CITY!
 
2011-09-22 02:12:16 PM
not milf worthy there.
 
2011-09-22 02:13:46 PM

slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.


I don't think that will help. The necrophiliac scene is awfully competitive.
 
2011-09-22 02:14:54 PM
Umm, subby...

We don't know that the kid was not also bonking a teacher.
 
2011-09-22 02:17:02 PM
MILKIAF
 
2011-09-22 02:18:51 PM
Subby needs an optometrist.
 
2011-09-22 02:20:12 PM

Bad_Buddha: MILKIAF


Nice +1
 
2011-09-22 02:20:34 PM
Why, when I look at this chick's picture I hear in my head "...and Jerry Mathers as The Beaver!"?
 
2011-09-22 02:21:36 PM
I still don't understand why she was arrested. For being stupid and horny? A 16 year old boy isn't a child or a victim, he knew full well what was going on.
 
2011-09-22 02:27:56 PM
Is she what you guys consider hot?
 
2011-09-22 02:30:15 PM
Someone get stung by a bee?
 
2011-09-22 02:31:02 PM

slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.


I'm not picky
 
2011-09-22 02:31:50 PM

slc11082: And about postingpics, I posted a few on 4chan in one of the rate me threads and I'm always given 4s and told how this and that on my facenisnt good looking.


/b/ aint nothing but trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
like fark, but with a few more layers.

anyway... one of my buddies scored his first action about 2 years ago... at age 37.
he likes WOW and 40k a lot but he didn't meet her in either of those places.

// I actually don't know where he met her, I should ask
 
2011-09-22 02:33:29 PM

Finger51: First step: GET THE FARK OUT OF SALT LAKE CITY!


no wai!

what's her farkness lives here.
That's enough reason to say right there.
 
2011-09-22 02:35:58 PM
img98.imageshack.us

"Hot" mom's brother, Woll Smoth.
 
2011-09-22 02:40:30 PM
she is cute, would hit it. but she is obviously crazy. so would not hit. but she is probably easy, would hit. hmm. it's a definite problem.
 
2011-09-22 02:41:51 PM

RedEmily: Is she what you guys consider hot?


YOU are hot. The woman in the article is cute. If she was all made up for a night on the town she would probably APPROACH hot.
 
2011-09-22 02:42:18 PM
Yet another example of why I always read the comments first. This is the second bullet I've dodged this week. The first was the topless photo of a dancing with the stars contestant.
 
2MS
2011-09-22 02:50:48 PM
<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6584139/71890042#c71890042">RedEmil y</a>:</b> <i>Is she what you guys consider hot?</i>

Nothing compared to you, my dear.
 
2011-09-22 03:05:10 PM
MaxxLarge I'll see your "Repulsive Gulley," and raise you a "Rising Gorge."

I LOLd!
 
2011-09-22 03:07:12 PM

Freakin Rican: slc11082: Sticky Hands: slc11082: UsikFark: slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.

Are you a toaster?

No,
I'm an ugly loser I guess.

How much of a loser?
You know if you go far enough along that route you come around to winner.

An example is that aliens guy, my coworker wants him something awefull.
She's into the really weird ones.


Well its really just my social life. I have a great job own my own place debt free but my social life is the complete opposite. I have the social skills of a 10 y/o boy. I'm at that age now where being alone is starting to drain on me. I've missed out on too much. Right now I'm just killing time till death. That's what my life has become.

are you male or female?

either way try craigslist! easy to get laid there.


I've tried craigslist, but never much luck. In fact here are 2 posts I made today. (NSFW)

https://post.craigslist.org/manage/2604741038
https://post.craigslist.org/manage/2611267080
 
2011-09-22 03:11:17 PM
Why do I suspect that, if the headline was "Hideous mom has sex with son's teammate," most of the comments would be about her not being so bad and that any sixteen year old would be crazy to pass it up?
 
2011-09-22 03:11:41 PM
If she's hot, my wife is a supermodel. But to be fair, the not-hot mom puts out.
 
2011-09-22 03:12:21 PM
She looks like her face is too big for her eyes/mouth/nose.
 
2011-09-22 03:13:05 PM

RedEmily: Is she what you guys consider hot?


Errr...no. Not hot. Not even mediocre. But I'm sure she has a great personality when she's not banging high school kids.
 
2011-09-22 03:14:24 PM

slc11082: And about postingpics, I posted a few on 4chan in one of the rate me threads and I'm always given 4s and told how this and that on my facenisnt good looking.


Oh for Fark sake let me clear this up for you. First - stop whining. Women hate that shiat and they can smell the self hate on you like sharks smell blood in the water. Second - go have a life. Volunteer or find a group (any group) to join. Try meetup.com for whatever the heck it is you might find even remotely interesting and join whether you want to or not. Force yourself to socialize, it helps. Third - Internet dating. FFS if I can get women online you can too and I'm no 4. Five - goes with #4 - lower your standards for looks. I don't know you but I already know you are aiming too high. Six - quit reading this, get off your ass and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. If I can do it, trust me, you can too.

/it's not as hard as it seems
//once you try
///you gotta try and fail and try again and fail better
 
2011-09-22 03:19:03 PM

knownzero:
///you gotta try and fail and try again and fail better


If at first you don't succeed, use more chloroform!

/jk
 
2011-09-22 03:27:54 PM

knownzero: slc11082: And about postingpics, I posted a few on 4chan in one of the rate me threads and I'm always given 4s and told how this and that on my facenisnt good looking.

Oh for Fark sake let me clear this up for you. First - stop whining. Women hate that shiat and they can smell the self hate on you like sharks smell blood in the water. Second - go have a life. Volunteer or find a group (any group) to join. Try meetup.com for whatever the heck it is you might find even remotely interesting and join whether you want to or not. Force yourself to socialize, it helps. Third - Internet dating. FFS if I can get women online you can too and I'm no 4. Five - goes with #4 - lower your standards for looks. I don't know you but I already know you are aiming too high. Six - quit reading this, get off your ass and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. If I can do it, trust me, you can too.

/it's not as hard as it seems
//once you try
///you gotta try and fail and try again and fail better


Really.

Confidence, a sense of humor, basic thoughfulness, and honesty are more important than looks - unless of course you look like the elephant man.
low self esteem, desperation, etc give off a vibe that most people will avoid.
 
2011-09-22 03:28:43 PM

jynxyu: use more chloroform!

/jk


yeah, 'cause that might kill them

/nttawwt
 
2011-09-22 03:29:23 PM
Came her for Mask comparison... refuse to leave disappointed.


badjocks.comsbillinghurst.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-09-22 03:33:13 PM
I've been away for a while. When did Dro get so nice?? You high... man?

/jk
 
2011-09-22 03:38:23 PM

slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.


There's plenty of ways to get cancer. You just gotta get out there and grab it.
 
2MS
2011-09-22 03:41:48 PM
<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6584139/71891343#c71891343">slc1108 2</a>:</b> <i>Freakin Rican: slc11082: Sticky Hands: slc11082: UsikFark: slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.

Are you a toaster?

No,
I'm an ugly loser I guess.

How much of a loser?
You know if you go far enough along that route you come around to winner.

An example is that aliens guy, my coworker wants him something awefull.
She's into the really weird ones.


Well its really just my social life. I have a great job own my own place debt free but my social life is the complete opposite. I have the social skills of a 10 y/o boy. I'm at that age now where being alone is starting to drain on me. I've missed out on too much. Right now I'm just killing time till death. That's what my life has become.

are you male or female?

either way try craigslist! easy to get laid there.

I've tried craigslist, but never much luck. In fact here are 2 posts I made today. (NSFW)

https://post.craigslist.org/manage/2604741038
https://post.craigslist.org/manage/2611267080</i>

QFT......................you have only one life, stop wasting it

I borrowed this quote from another thread, but it is so very appropriate.
 
2011-09-22 03:44:39 PM

slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.


Two simple rules, really.

1) Be attractive

2) Don't be unattractive
 
2011-09-22 03:51:05 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-09-22 03:51:09 PM

frepnog: RedEmily: Is she what you guys consider hot?

YOU are hot. The woman in the article is cute. If she was all made up for a night on the town she would probably APPROACH hot.



Well, thanks, Frepnog!
 
2011-09-22 03:53:28 PM

2MS: <b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6584139/71891343#c71891343">slc1108 2</a>:</b> <i>Freakin Rican: slc11082: Sticky Hands: slc11082: UsikFark: slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.

Are you a toaster?

No,
I'm an ugly loser I guess.

How much of a loser?
You know if you go far enough along that route you come around to winner.

An example is that aliens guy, my coworker wants him something awefull.
She's into the really weird ones.


Well its really just my social life. I have a great job own my own place debt free but my social life is the complete opposite. I have the social skills of a 10 y/o boy. I'm at that age now where being alone is starting to drain on me. I've missed out on too much. Right now I'm just killing time till death. That's what my life has become.

are you male or female?

either way try craigslist! easy to get laid there.

I've tried craigslist, but never much luck. In fact here are 2 posts I made today. (NSFW)

https://post.craigslist.org/manage/2604741038
https://post.craigslist.org/manage/2611267080</i>

QFT......................you have only one life, stop wasting it

I borrowed this quote from another thread, but it is so very appropriate.



Also, join clubs, groups, etc. You may feel awkward but you may make some friends and then they might know people that they can set you up with. Good luck.
 
2MS
2011-09-22 04:00:58 PM
<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6584139/71891343#c71891343">slc1108 2</a>:</b> <i>Freakin Rican: slc11082: Sticky Hands: slc11082: UsikFark: slc11082: I'm 29 and can't get any action from anyone man or women. Sometimes I wish inwouldjust get cancer and die.

Are you a toaster?

No,
I'm an ugly loser I guess.

How much of a loser?
You know if you go far enough along that route you come around to winner.

An example is that aliens guy, my coworker wants him something awefull.
She's into the really weird ones.


Well its really just my social life. I have a great job own my own place debt free but my social life is the complete opposite. I have the social skills of a 10 y/o boy. I'm at that age now where being alone is starting to drain on me. I've missed out on too much. Right now I'm just killing time till death. That's what my life has become.

are you male or female?

either way try craigslist! easy to get laid there.

I've tried craigslist, but never much luck. In fact here are 2 posts I made today. (NSFW)

https://post.craigslist.org/manage/2604741038
https://post.craigslist.org/manage/2611267080</i>

Dude, I seriously hope you're not trolling us, but you gotta get out. Step away from the keyboard, and go meet some live people. If you don't have any friends, go make some. Start small, don't try to do too much at once, but go meet some people face to face. And get rid of the negativity. It's like a shield that immediately turns people away.
 
2011-09-22 04:01:54 PM
www.buddytv.com
 
2011-09-22 04:04:50 PM

CapnBlues: welcome to fark, where a bunch of beer-swilling fatasses with dead-end jobs, frigid cow wives, and screaming brat children will deny that they would submit to sex with a marginally attractive woman.


Or bored college students. Never forget the college students.

/After a while, the homework physically alters the chemical makeup of your brain.
 
2011-09-22 04:14:37 PM
www.bassfishingadvice.com
 
2MS
2011-09-22 04:16:06 PM
<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6584139/71893488#c71893488">puddleo nfire</a>:</b> <i>[www.bassfishingadvice.com image 413x291]</i>

First thing on my mind, but, what the heck, I wasn't doing anything anyway.
 
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