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(Sunday Times)   Parliament member whips out his dildo in parliament   (sundaytimes.co.za) divider line 73
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2003-09-21 03:52:36 PM  
....LMAO
 
2003-09-21 05:22:25 PM  
He obviously wasn't aware of the penal code.
 
2003-09-21 05:32:57 PM  
A parliamentary spokesman said: "I guess we got so focused on the rubber penis, we didn't even pay attention to what he was saying. "

Looks like its almost time for some hot parliamentary spokesman on parliamentary spokesman action! Wooo!
 
2003-09-21 06:55:22 PM  
Funkadelic!
 
2003-09-21 07:25:52 PM  
did someone say Parliment!
 
2003-09-21 08:12:09 PM  
What a dick.
 
2003-09-21 08:12:31 PM  
Everyone gets one.
 
2003-09-21 08:14:09 PM  
In Columbia they have a dildo in parliament.
In the United States we have a dildo in the white house.
 
2003-09-21 08:15:30 PM  
priceless.
 
2003-09-21 08:15:31 PM  
 
2003-09-21 08:16:56 PM  
I guess there's another way to illustrate how politicians fark the people they supposedly represent...

/I got nothing
 
2003-09-21 08:17:59 PM  
shiat. that's not the pic i meant to post.

 
2003-09-21 08:20:04 PM  
"But after realising that he had offended other MPs, Diaz lost his temper and left the dildo on the desk of the health minister."

HAHAHA picture that. "You say I offended you? Well what do you say about THAT, then???!!!"
 
2003-09-21 08:24:55 PM  
Muta

Funny, I thought Clinton took all his sex toys when he left.

All seriousness aside, Bush has enjoyed whipping it out and shaking it around at the Arab world like a pervert on a school playground...
 
2003-09-21 08:25:55 PM  
I just get this visual of Kruschev(sp?) taking off his shoe and banging on the table to make his point, but using the dildo instead of a shoe. MUSHROOM STAMP! MUSHROOM STAMP!!!
 
Jex
2003-09-21 08:27:23 PM  
Anyone else notice this "Luis Eduardo Diaz used the dildo to illustrate his demand for poor people to be sterilised in Bogot to control birth rates." Um, eugenics anyone?
 
2003-09-21 08:27:33 PM  
MP Fernando Lopez Gutierrez said: " A rubber penis is not something that should be brought to parliament."

Other things that should not be brought to parliment:

* Your laundry
* Powdered goat milk
* Blue shoe laces
* Toenail clippings
* A baby's arm holding an apple
 
2003-09-21 08:28:44 PM  
Does headline writer work for Department of Redundancy Department?

/got nuthin'
 
2003-09-21 08:30:36 PM  
Parliament Funkadelic
 
2003-09-21 08:35:28 PM  


'scuse me while i whip this out.
 
2003-09-21 08:36:01 PM  
Eduarado was just trying to pickle some penises
 
2003-09-21 08:37:41 PM  
Jex I'm just trying to imagine how his plan would go over in a very heavily Catholic country like Colombia. Sex toys are probably even considered sin there.
 
2003-09-21 08:39:10 PM  
A political cock-up.
 
2003-09-21 08:40:25 PM  
Luis Eduardo Diaz used the dildo to illustrate his demand for poor people to be sterilised in Bogot to control birth rates.

Foreigners are not like us.
 
2003-09-21 08:41:10 PM  
This is hilarious. Not only is he saying something that no one would agree to, but he also pulls out the universal symbol of most politicians. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...takes a breath....HAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAHAHHAHAHA!
 
2003-09-21 08:45:59 PM  
Luis Eduardo Diaz used the dildo to illustrate his demand for poor people to be sterilised in Bogot to control birth rates.

wtf? does this make little to no sense to anyone else?
 
2003-09-21 08:47:29 PM  
I guess they could use the dildo to fill a Buster.

But seriously folks - what's all the fuss about - you can buy your dildoes on the street in Chicago!

 
2003-09-21 08:51:15 PM  
oh... well now the can get back to their usual business...

LIKE HOW TO GET THE HUNDREDS OF HOSTAGES FREED FROM THE REBELS!!!
 
2003-09-21 08:55:47 PM  
gbejrlsu I assume they meant Bogota, the capital of Colombia. Like most heavily Catholic countries the birthrate is astronomical, due to the church being against contraception and otherwise encouraging people to knock each other up as fast as possible...whether they can support children or not.

Add in a rich elite tired of having to hire security guards for their mansions because there are millions of poor, starving people wanting to rob them blind...and you can see how the idea of slowing down the breeders develops.
 
2003-09-21 09:02:08 PM  
All seriousness aside, Bush has enjoyed whipping it out and shaking it around at the Arab world like a pervert on a school playground...

God that's stupid. I need to take a shower after reading that.
 
2003-09-21 09:02:48 PM  
Dildos in parliamentary proceedings? That's old hat in D.C., but we at least dress our dildos up in suits.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
 
2003-09-21 09:04:00 PM  


/someone had to
 
2003-09-21 09:05:01 PM  
A picture of Rush Limbaugh would have worked just as well.
 
2003-09-21 09:13:22 PM  
i do model united nations...maybe next time when im debating...

nah
 
2003-09-21 09:16:05 PM  
Outlaw2097 think about your audience...strippers. Guranteed to have all the pasty, hand-dating Urkel stunt doubles mumbling incoherently in seconds.

No offense meant to the rest of the pasty, hand dating Urkel stunt doubles out there. *secret handshake*
 
2003-09-21 09:21:36 PM  
"Muta
In Columbia they have a dildo in parliament.
In the United States we have a dildo in the white house."

LMAO! so simple, so funny! Boobies today that I actually laughed out loud for! Nicely played.
 
2003-09-21 09:23:02 PM  
He? What is more disturbing, a dildo in Parliment or that a male member of Parliment owns a dildo?
 
2003-09-21 09:24:30 PM  
Cool, oneplugnickel.

Give the people what they want when they want and they want it all the time
 
2003-09-21 09:29:41 PM  
GSpot that's what interns are for. Well, one of the things they're for.

It also could belong to his wife/girlfriend/mistress.
 
2003-09-21 09:30:22 PM  
 
2003-09-21 09:31:52 PM  
*his* dildo? This guy needs Viagra...
 
2003-09-21 09:34:14 PM  
DID THEY SAY

poor people to be sterilised???

good idea
 
2003-09-21 09:34:20 PM  
Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry invited Smithy round for an explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute Harry lost his temper and reached
for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a fifteen-inch black rubber cock. He then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with this; that was seen as a pleasant way to go . . . Hence, Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe.

Just made me think of this.
 
2003-09-21 09:46:09 PM  
Late to this one, but...

Funkadelic was not available for comment.
 
2003-09-21 09:52:30 PM  
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but . . . every once in a while . . . it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership. In the even of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.
 
2003-09-21 09:55:35 PM  
A parliamentary spokesman said: "I guess we got so focused on the rubber penis, we didn't even pay attention to what he was saying. "

Greatest. Quote. EVAH!
 
2003-09-21 10:10:51 PM  
Now THAT'S what I call a "Dil-don't"!

/take my wife, please!
 
2003-09-21 10:12:43 PM  
sterilizing the poor? that's 99.9% of the population! who would make my sneakers?
 
2003-09-21 10:17:07 PM  
Stearns sneakers?!? I think the real question is, who will make my drugs?
 
2003-09-21 10:29:09 PM  
I've noticed a preponderance of dildo threads, shouldn't we concentrate on the ones that are running for public office.
 
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