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(Daily Mail)   Kendra Wilkinson says the secret to good marriage is having sex in different locations   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 85
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2011-09-21 01:01:53 PM
buttsecks?
 
2011-09-21 01:02:20 PM
The mouth, the butt, the knee pit...
 
2011-09-21 01:03:19 PM
Like in the back of a Volkswagen?
 
2011-09-21 01:24:25 PM
That'd be the butt, Bob
 
2011-09-21 01:40:13 PM
Fark her in the ear!
 
2011-09-21 01:49:21 PM

GAT_00: Fark her in the ear!


It might be the only safe hole left.
 
2011-09-21 01:55:20 PM
Does she have inputs she's not sharing? 'CAUSE IF SHE IS..........
 
2011-09-21 02:17:35 PM

GAT_00: Fark her in the ear!


Ah yes, aural sex.
 
2011-09-21 02:34:43 PM
Thursday is "Nostril Night."
 
2011-09-21 02:45:30 PM
Who?

Oh yeah, that chick that had a reality show and was married to an NFL player.
 
2011-09-21 03:09:43 PM
"That'd be the butt, Bob".
 
2011-09-21 03:11:24 PM

Shostie: Like in the back of a Volkswagen?


Just what I came here looking for, I salute you.
 
2011-09-21 03:19:47 PM

IgG4: buttsecks?


i2.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-21 03:25:32 PM
Pop her eye out and skull-f*ck her.
 
2011-09-21 03:25:54 PM

dahmers love zombie: "That'd be the butt, Bob".


so apparently I'm on your ignore list.
 
2011-09-21 03:49:19 PM
Kendra Wilkinson says the secret to good marriage is having sex in different locations

Seems to be something these frigid soccer moms forget until their husband starts shtooping his secretary.
 
2011-09-21 03:57:31 PM

NuttierThanEver: dahmers love zombie: "That'd be the butt, Bob".

so apparently I'm on your ignore list.


Hey, who actually reads a thread before they post?
 
2011-09-21 04:01:59 PM

dahmers love zombie: Hey, who actually reads a thread before they post?


Considerate people.
 
2011-09-21 04:07:50 PM

GAT_00: Fark her in the ear!


So, how would that work... Cut a hole in the bag(s)?
 
2011-09-21 04:07:53 PM
Done in one
 
2011-09-21 04:08:19 PM
Kendra: Hank, let's have sex in the kitchen. My 85 year old boyfriend used to totally wreck me in the kitchen and I loved it.

Hank: Goddammit so much.
 
2011-09-21 04:08:27 PM

Shostie: GAT_00: Fark her in the ear!

It might be the only safe hole left.


You might want to visit the dolphin thread.
 
2011-09-21 04:10:02 PM
and on tape?
 
2011-09-21 04:11:56 PM
She's married so there isn't any sex going on, At least with her husband anyways, Who does she think she's trying to fool here. We all know how it works.
 
2011-09-21 04:12:05 PM
That's a plan I can get behind!

/and on top of, underneath, to the side...
 
2011-09-21 04:12:10 PM
I thought her secret was to have a horse face and to try to develop skin cancer as quickly as possible?
 
2011-09-21 04:12:41 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Who farted y'all?

..
...
Obligatory. Sue me.
 
2011-09-21 04:13:01 PM

MaxxLarge: dahmers love zombie: Hey, who actually reads a thread before they post?

Considerate people.



On Fark? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahah1

And Ha!
 
2011-09-21 04:14:51 PM

Shostie: Like in the back of a Volkswagen?


upload.wikimedia.org

Damn you!
 
2011-09-21 04:18:48 PM
It won't be having sex lying down because her husband has no ability with anything onside.

/ Colts fan who is still bitter
 
2011-09-21 04:21:11 PM
I've seen her vid...not bad...pre-plastic surgery stuff...kinda what you'd expect I guess, nothing crazy or anything.

the air between her ears would eventually kill interest though...

/might take a while...just tune her out...with that bod I could hang a while.
 
2011-09-21 04:21:41 PM

GAT_00: Fark her in the ear!


Cause when I try to get a beej she turns her head!

/bah da BING
 
2011-09-21 04:22:11 PM
You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you aint got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yourself girl, it's lookin' at you
Don't fool yourself girl, it's winkin' at you
Don't fool yourself girl, it's blinkin' at you
That's why I say, "I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it ram it up your poop chute" (Corn hole)
Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Fist fark)
Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Wrist-watch; Crisco)
Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Pud)
Don't fool yourself girl, it's goin' right up your poop chute
 
2011-09-21 04:25:17 PM
'Hank and I had sex on a jet ski in Cabo,' she revealed.
===================================================

That might be fun.
 
2011-09-21 04:28:33 PM
Like the Unemployment line?
 
2011-09-21 04:33:46 PM

NuttierThanEver: That'd be the butt, Bob


Leaving satisfied.
 
2011-09-21 04:39:24 PM
I have seen the tape I think different places should be replaced with different people. I would not have sex with her not that I have to worry about her wanting me or anything.
 
2011-09-21 04:40:05 PM

NuttierThanEver: That'd be the butt, Bob


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

And only 4 posts in, Bravo!
 
2011-09-21 04:42:16 PM

NuttierThanEver: That'd be the butt, Bob


But to be fair, she actually said "In the ass"
 
2011-09-21 04:45:28 PM
Cute, can't wait until her little crotch fruit gets to watch the video of mommy banging meth clowns before she got famous...

/whore
//it's on spankwire, enjoy
 
2011-09-21 04:46:05 PM
If her husband has sex with another woman is that considered a different location?
 
2011-09-21 04:52:33 PM
Like at his mistress's apartment?
 
2011-09-21 04:54:39 PM
There's nothing like dry anal rape to rekindle a marriage.
 
2011-09-21 04:55:56 PM
Don't Fark the Vapid!!
 
2011-09-21 04:57:51 PM
I see you listed debut?

Oh actually that's da butt.
 
2011-09-21 04:59:22 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: The mouth, the butt, the knee pit...


Ahhh the 4th hole.


/But you have to believe in it!
 
2011-09-21 05:01:51 PM

HulkHands: Pop her eye out and skull-f*ck her.


Likes the cut of your jib:
www.wookieehut.com
 
2011-09-21 05:05:03 PM

Treygreen13: Kendra: Hank, let's have sex in the kitchen. My 85 year old boyfriend live-in trick used to totally wreck me in the kitchen and I loved it.

Hank: Goddammit so much.



FIFY
 
2011-09-21 05:12:16 PM

GAT_00: Fark her in the ear!


"I hear you cumming"
 
2011-09-21 05:14:27 PM

indarwinsshadow: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x727]

Who farted y'all?

..
...
Obligatory. Sue me.


I do believe that lady has neglected to put her drawers on, and thus that image might be mildly nsfw
 
2011-09-21 05:15:08 PM

IgG4: buttsecks?



Done in one.
 
2011-09-21 05:20:43 PM

jake3988: 'Hank and I had sex on a jet ski in Cabo,' she revealed.
===================================================

That might be fun.


You think having sex with Hank Baskett on a jet ski might be fun?
 
2011-09-21 05:32:43 PM
Did she try that with Hugh also? Or does he just count as another location?
 
2011-09-21 05:45:41 PM

NuttierThanEver: That'd be the butt, Bob


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-09-21 05:57:09 PM
Have you noticed that the more pathetic and desperate for fame someone is, the more at ease they are divulging explicit sex info?
 
2011-09-21 06:13:43 PM

Shostie: GAT_00: Fark her in the ear!

It might be the only safe hole left.


Not if she has hearing AIDS
 
2011-09-21 06:34:17 PM
Magorn [TotalFark] Quote 2011-09-21 05:14:27 PM
indarwinsshadow: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x727]

Who farted y'all?

..
...
Obligatory. Sue me.

I do believe that lady has neglected to put her drawers on, and thus that image might be mildly nsfw


Well.

1) It's from the posted article.
2) That's not tang. That's underwear.
3) Turn the other cheek, cause she ain't showin any grandpa.
 
2011-09-21 06:40:20 PM

ArkAngel: Shostie: GAT_00: Fark her in the ear!

It might be the only safe hole left.

Not if she has hearing AIDS


Snort.
 
2011-09-21 06:43:16 PM

ArkAngel: Shostie: GAT_00: Fark her in the ear!

It might be the only safe hole left.

Not if she has hearing AIDS


Too easy...Way too easy...
 
2011-09-21 06:45:22 PM

Magorn: indarwinsshadow: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x727]

Who farted y'all?

..
...
Obligatory. Sue me.

I do believe that lady has neglected to put her drawers on, and thus that image might be mildly nsfw


Yeah, Im not sure if thats a hint of panty or vag...and thats after a considerable amount of time spent looking at it trying to decide.
 
2011-09-21 06:48:06 PM
her husband keeps her busy so she keeps her mouth shut ... when she laughs it is horrible ... I would wreck her!
 
2011-09-21 06:53:46 PM

bruce4bruce: her husband keeps her busy so she keeps her mouth shut ... when she laughs it is horrible ... I would wreck her!


Are these three separate thoughts or three segments of one idea?
 
2011-09-21 06:57:21 PM
What? What?


in the butt
 
2011-09-21 07:10:28 PM
So the chick who had Hefner's balls on her face is giving advice about marriage?
 
2011-09-21 07:30:15 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-21 07:44:26 PM
I do have to say having sex in different places really heightens the marriage. Me and my hubby have been married for 5 years and make sure we have sex either every other day or give other pleasures. Sex is very important in a marriage. I know if I go without an orgasm for a week I get biatchy and need something. I wish I had a jetski to do it on but we have explored other territories like dressing rooms, car, kitchen, backyard, beach, pool, etc..
 
2011-09-21 07:49:10 PM

steviesgirl777: I do have to say having sex in different places really heightens the marriage. Me and my hubby have been married for 5 years and make sure we have sex either every other day or give other pleasures. Sex is very important in a marriage. I know if I go without an orgasm for a week I get biatchy and need something. I wish I had a jetski to do it on but we have explored other territories like dressing rooms, car, kitchen, backyard, beach, pool, etc..


Erocilator. Get one.
 
2011-09-21 07:59:38 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Erocilator. Get one.


www.videovista.net

This?
 
2011-09-21 08:19:07 PM
I wonder if she misses Hef's liver-spotted, warty genitalia...
 
2011-09-21 08:23:13 PM

NuttierThanEver: That'd be the butt, Bob


Came for this, leaving satisfied and in need of a cigarette.
 
2011-09-21 08:36:27 PM

dmc001: I wonder if she misses Hef's liver-spotted, warty genitalia...


Don't we all?
 
2011-09-21 08:43:51 PM

Treygreen13: Kendra: Hank, let's have sex in the kitchen. My 85 year old boyfriend used to totally wreck me in the kitchen and I loved it.

Hank: Goddammit so much.


I almost spit beer everywhere
 
2011-09-21 08:51:10 PM

Treygreen13: Kendra: Hank, let's have sex in the kitchen. My 85 year old boyfriend used to totally wreck me in the kitchen his wheelchair and I loved it.

Hank: Goddammit so much.


Much more accurate.
 
2011-09-21 08:51:41 PM
That is a hard 26....blechh
 
2011-09-21 09:02:03 PM

mcmnky: NuttierThanEver: That'd be the butt, Bob

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 304x232]


lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2011-09-21 09:03:51 PM

Unixfreak: Kendra Wilkinson says the secret to good marriage is having sex in different locations

Seems to be something these frigid soccer moms forget until their husband starts shtooping his secretary.


you nailed it Bro. Most of my friends wives are part of the great white north - frigid and empty, until he starts banging the secretary...... then it is all key west type sex to get him to stay
 
2011-09-21 09:23:51 PM

A_Glass_Of_Pink: Unixfreak: Kendra Wilkinson says the secret to good marriage is having sex in different locations

Seems to be something these frigid soccer moms forget until their husband starts shtooping his secretary.

you nailed it Bro. Most of my friends wives are part of the great white north - frigid and empty, until he starts banging the secretary...... then it is all key west type sex to get him to stay


My first wife was frigid. That's why on wife #2. #2 is NOT frigid!
 
2011-09-21 09:49:51 PM

mjbok: StoPPeRmobile: Erocilator. Get one.

[www.videovista.net image 300x225]

This?


Crow [as landlady]: [imitates knocking noise] Are you boys cooking up there?!
Mike: No!
Crow [as landlady]: Are you building an Interocetor?!
Mike: [casually] No!
 
2011-09-21 10:13:59 PM

krispos42: Crow [as landlady]: [imitates knocking noise] Are you boys cooking up there?!
Mike: No!
Crow [as landlady]: Are you building an Interocetor?!
Mike: [casually] No!


I was embarrassed I actually knew the name of it (got the spelling wrong) and the google search took all of 5 seconds to retrieve the right image.
 
2011-09-21 10:40:06 PM

mjbok: krispos42: Crow [as landlady]: [imitates knocking noise] Are you boys cooking up there?!
Mike: No!
Crow [as landlady]: Are you building an Interocetor?!
Mike: [casually] No!

I was embarrassed I actually knew the name of it (got the spelling wrong) and the google search took all of 5 seconds to retrieve the right image.


Profit!
 
2011-09-22 02:32:09 AM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com


It has begun.
 
2011-09-22 03:29:10 AM
She is simulateously so hot and so unattractive.
 
2011-09-22 04:39:27 AM
I prefer Sacramento, CA.
 
2011-09-22 04:10:55 PM
Spiffy instead of Stiffy tag, ok.

But why no hero tag?
 
2011-09-22 04:55:14 PM

tetzy: [i.imgur.com image 468x459]

[i.imgur.com image 196x195]


It has begun.


That's just mean, and I'm cold hearted.
 
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