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(Mainichi Daily News)   Half-naked, sword-bearing and drunk is no way to go through life, son   (mdn.mainichi.co.jp) divider line 49
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2003-09-21 08:01:05 AM  
Great headline...
 
2003-09-21 05:13:08 PM  
People need to burn one and chill down...
 
2003-09-21 05:15:37 PM  
But...

All-Naked, Gun Toting, and Tweaked out is!
 
2003-09-21 05:16:02 PM  
Perhaps he simply wanted to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
 
2003-09-21 05:16:23 PM  
"Kunihiko Fujii was half-naked and carried a Japanese-style sword in his short pants when "

short pants?
 
2003-09-21 05:17:40 PM  
He was wearing pedal-pushers...
 
2003-09-21 05:17:57 PM  
Hasn't this happened to any of us at one time or another?
 
2003-09-21 05:22:51 PM  
This Kunihiko chap probably came to complain about his kids grades in school.
I blame the Japanese education system!
 
2003-09-21 05:23:17 PM  
People often mistake what's in my short pants for a sword
 
2003-09-21 05:28:39 PM  
The saddest thing is, this has probably happened before...
 
2003-09-21 05:29:18 PM  
16 empty beer cans on the floor

1 sword in hand

1/2 of your clothes on

0 chances of huffing things to get high.



Tormenting young people: my anti-drug.



/wrong thread
 
2003-09-21 05:29:34 PM  
jethro tull?
 
2003-09-21 05:34:02 PM  
You could always run for Gov. of California.
 
2003-09-21 05:41:09 PM  
WTF is wrong with japan?
 
2003-09-21 05:42:59 PM  
How do you mean, wrong, exactly?
 
2003-09-21 05:49:28 PM  
Is that a sword in your pants, or are you just pleased to see me?
 
2003-09-21 05:52:30 PM  
 
2003-09-21 05:53:16 PM  
 
2003-09-21 05:53:41 PM  
WTF is wrong with japan?

I blame it on the fact that the whole country is just a group of islands. No room for the country to expand so everyone starts getting claustrophobic and start going crazy. Plus they get pretty isolated out there hundreds of miles from any other country.

That's just my theory though.
 
2003-09-21 05:54:37 PM  
Man, that brings back the blurry memories!
 
2003-09-21 05:55:04 PM  
A modern day Don Quixote.
 
2003-09-21 06:02:26 PM  
Who wears Shorts Shorts?

ba bum bum bum bum bum bum

Kunihiko Fujii wears Short Shorts!
 
2003-09-21 06:04:11 PM  
No Japan tag makes baby Jesus cry.

 
2003-09-21 06:10:01 PM  
Japan is already trying to expand. Didn't they build a floating airport? It's not long before their floating neighborhoods come washing up in California.
 
2003-09-21 06:14:01 PM  
It's not a way to go through life, it's the ONLY way to go through life in Japan.
 
2003-09-21 06:17:07 PM  
Was I half-naked and drunk or half-drunk and naked? It all blurs together.
 
2003-09-21 06:25:49 PM  
After he puts it back in his pants while forgetting to sheath(e?) it first:

"There can be only 1/2..."
 
2003-09-21 06:29:14 PM  
short pants = underwear

I think. It's been a while since high school Japanese...
 
2003-09-21 06:31:15 PM  
samanmax, I believe that short pants and underwear can be translated as the same thing. As far as I know, the kanji is the same, atleast.
 
2003-09-21 06:31:30 PM  
short pants = underwear

I think. It's been a while since high school Japanese...


You learned English terms in Japanese?
 
2003-09-21 06:38:16 PM  
At one point we were learning the names of clothing, and I remembered "pantsu" are underwear, not pants. So I assumed from the Mainichi link that short pants = pants. Pants (long legged ones) in Japanese are "zubon"
 
2003-09-21 06:40:34 PM  
Half-naked, drunk and waving a sword?

Yarr, matey, this man be causin' a commotion!

/living two days in the past
 
2003-09-21 06:40:37 PM  
Recent Tokyo Fark party.

Half naked, drunk people with swords chasing children.

Coincidence??
 
2003-09-21 06:43:15 PM  
Of course, I could be totally wrong about the short pants thing.
 
2003-09-21 06:47:54 PM  
If that's wrong, I don't want to be right!
 
2003-09-21 06:49:22 PM  
He planned to rob the spectators of money.
 
2003-09-21 07:20:16 PM  
"Face it, Flounder. You didn't throw up at the Japanese prime minister; you threw up ON the Japanese Prime Minister."
 
2003-09-21 07:21:08 PM  
Perhaps he simply wanted to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

HAHAAHA

farkin almost pissed my farkin pants with that farkin line. Farkin great. Whats it from?
 
2003-09-21 07:52:53 PM  
Conan the Barbarian.
 
2003-09-21 08:15:17 PM  
Seven Samurai... great movie...


 
2003-09-21 08:39:48 PM  


It's that damned pirate again!
 
2003-09-21 09:40:01 PM  
It could be worse, giant robots could have been involved.
 
2003-09-21 10:00:07 PM  
This is a sad day for drunken ronin everywhere.

/hangs head in shame and prepares to commit sepiku
 
2003-09-21 10:14:08 PM  
Anyone else think of Hiro from Snow Crash when they read the headline?
 
2003-09-21 10:24:04 PM  
Wolfy
You are now my personal hero.

(Returns to worshipping kurosawa)
 
2003-09-22 01:36:49 AM  
Your Honor, I only ran into the gym because I saw Duncan go through there. He has to die. There can be only one.
 
2003-09-22 03:31:19 AM  
I dono, it sounds good to me.

half naked, drunk, carrying a sword.

What's wrong with that?

Hell, I'm doing that right now!
 
2003-09-22 07:23:10 AM  
Why does shiatty articles like this pap get posted on Fark & mine don't? Crap, even my headlines are better...

/Boola Boola! A pox on your house!
 
2003-09-22 10:54:35 AM  
... maybe so, but did he vomit all over Dean Wormer?
 
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