Yesterday, Drew was asking me about some of the most epic threads on Fark. Talking to the TFers I got links for them and I was thinking that we should have some sort of Hall of Fame on Fark that has not only the Headline of the Year winners, but also some of those infamous threads. Not just the greenlit ones, either, we have plenty of incredible threads that never made the main page (in fact, more of those than greenlit threads). We could also include some of the threads that spawned memes on their own, like UFIA, and I Work For/Getting a Kick Out of This Reply, and Likely To Have Trouble When the Oil Hits the Anus. Those all came out of specific threads, and it might be nice to have those set aside somewhere.
Anyway, here are this week's headlines for ya.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-09-11 to Sat 2011-09-17:
While they found the larger a woman is the more likely she is to have sex on the first date, researchers were reluctant to brag about it to their friends 
Coyotes have taken over a California home, using the space as a den and the mailbox to receive sundry Acme products Census Bureau says average home built today is 650 square feet larger than homes built in 1980. Coincidentally, most people are 650 square feet larger than they were in 1980 
Ghaddafi's son slipped into Niger last weekend, says he'll never go back 
Autistic boy missing in Southern California woods who can't see the forest through the 993,054 trees 
Man charged with shooting BBs at judge's car hopes his honor doesn't preside in a pellet court SAT reading scores at lowest point in...I dunno, I can't really figure out what it says LOL 
80 year old man car-jacked by a pack of women, or is it a pride of women? Anyway, a biatch of women beat up an octogenarian Tomorrow is "Stay Away From Seattle Day," which is something the Lombardi Trophy has been observing for decades 
New study finds one in five men never use deodorant. Results of 1000 men listed according to rank 
Millions of birth control pills recalled nationwide. Side effects may include further "packaging errors" appearing in nine months Sports:
Illegal use of Taser. Dallas fan. Fifteen yard penalty. Will be enforced on the ass-kicking by Jets fans Steelers' Colon placed on injured reserve following last Sunday's pounding 
Pablo Sandoval hits for the cycle, buffet Geek:
Astronomers discover "Super Earth", which may have liquid water, a population made up entirely of superheroes, and one ordinary guy who's a little fed up with being saved all the time BlONIC EAR MAKER RECALLS IMPLANA-NA-NA-NA OH DAMN THERE IT GOES AGAIN A large solar storm would kill Earth's satellites for up to a decade, say scientists. Mass media outages and communication problems will ensue, while the quality of weather reporting and Direct TV service will remain about the same Entertainment:
Chaka Khan steals granddaughter from the girl's drug-addicted parents, says she'll return her only in exchange for the Genesis Device Eagles planning to turn Hotel California into a Broadway musical. This could be heaven or this could be hell Henry Winkler, honored for his work with dyslexia, given EBO by Queen Elizabeth II Politics:
GOP packs Weiner's seat. No Twitter pics though Appeals court puts Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis on November ballot for New Jersey state Senate. Now will campaign primarily on his impressive track record Obama to propose "Buffett tax" on millionaires, salad bars Business:
Moody's cuts rating on two French banks from "Brioche" to "Croissant" California lawyer takes job as topless dancer to help pay her bills. Now making much more money pro bono Citing intense heat and pressure, De Beers switching its diamond trading from London to Botswana · · ·
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