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(CTV)   The long awaited "National Lampoon Canadian Vacation" starring Randy Quaid and Dog the Bounty Hunter is finally underway   (ctvbc.ctv.ca) divider line 49
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2011-09-19 12:15:24 AM  
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COME AT ME BRO
 
2011-09-19 12:33:01 AM  
"We're gonna get ya no matter where you go no matter how long it takes. You can run but you can't hide from the long arm of the Dog," Chapman writes.

Next paragraph...

She acknowledges that she and Dog are not permitted to bounty hunt in Canada and promises that the Chapmans will not try to arrest Quaid unless he crosses the border

That doesn't make any sense, you stupid biatch.
 
2011-09-19 01:40:55 AM  

Mugato: "We're gonna get ya no matter where you go no matter how long it takes. You can run but you can't hide from the long arm of the Dog," Chapman writes.

Next paragraph...

She acknowledges that she and Dog are not permitted to bounty hunt in Canada and promises that the Chapmans will not try to arrest Quaid unless he crosses the border

That doesn't make any sense, you stupid biatch.


Neither Dog nor his ugly-ass wife are known for their intelligence.
 
2011-09-19 04:31:33 AM  
Irony Lost Dept.:

Dog married a woman named Lyssa, which is an old word for rabies. (dog...rabies...)

/then they named their daughter that
 
2011-09-19 05:12:57 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: his ugly-ass wife


I never manage to look at her face.
 
2011-09-19 06:11:55 AM  
Crazy though he may be, the world is better off with Quaid than Dog
 
2011-09-19 06:13:03 AM  

zerkalo: Crazy though he may be, Quaid makes the world a better place than Dog


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2011-09-19 06:22:14 AM  
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Keep in mind that Randy is a master of disguise,
 
2011-09-19 06:26:53 AM  
It's no Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure, but then again, what is?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-09-19 06:30:10 AM  
Has Randy just gone insane or what?
 
2011-09-19 06:53:42 AM  
Bounty Hunting is illegal in Canada and the U.S. isn't going to put in an extradition request. Why is Dog even bothering?

\\Not that Canada's courts would be likely to extradite somebody for Vandalism.
\\\Even if it is "Felony Vandalism"
\\\\WTF is Felony Vandalism anyways?
 
2011-09-19 07:00:30 AM  
Felony Vandalism is vandalism over a certain amount of damage varying based on the state from a few hundred to a few thousand dollars.

Usually in situations like this a warrant is issued then the agency waits, he crosses the boarder, it pops he gets arrested. As for Dog and his wife Baloontits Mcgee, yeah I want you two chuckleheads to head up to Canada and bear mace someone, Just for them getting arrested by the Mounties would be worth it.

As for why they're bothering, Attention Whoring.
 
2011-09-19 07:03:01 AM  
Needs a Sureal tag.
 
2011-09-19 07:34:00 AM  
i218.photobucket.com

/Give yer life to Jesus, Brah.
 
2011-09-19 07:41:31 AM  
In related news, Randy Quaid has to make a mortgage payment.
 
2011-09-19 07:45:03 AM  
Why doesn't "Dog" go after Roman Polanski instead? That would almost be worth watching. Almost.
 
2011-09-19 07:47:12 AM  
Those breasts are just glorious.
 
2011-09-19 08:08:11 AM  
he never goes after real criminals with guns and bombs.
 
2011-09-19 08:09:08 AM  
This movie involve doppelgangers? Because Dog chasing Quaid sounds like Cousin Eddie chasing Cousin Eddie.
 
2011-09-19 08:22:55 AM  
I really wish he'd knock on the right person's door and end up getting his head blown off.
 
2011-09-19 08:35:16 AM  

PYROY: I really wish he'd knock on the right person's door and end up getting his head blown off.


Damn dude. Grab some coffee. Go to the politics thread.
 
2011-09-19 08:44:27 AM  
Didn't dog break the law before by going to Mexico to get that rich rapest?
 
2011-09-19 08:54:47 AM  

skoobx: Didn't dog break the law before by going to Mexico to get that rich rapest?


Yup
 
2011-09-19 08:58:41 AM  
This is what television is all about. Get em, Dog
 
2011-09-19 09:05:32 AM  
Well, according to a 1988 memorandum of understanding it is strictly illegal to bounty hunt anyone in Canada. Unless you'd care to be our guest for up to 20 years for kidnapping. Personally, I'd rather border services just deny this shiat head entry into Canada as an undesirable. Problem solved.
 
2011-09-19 09:07:24 AM  

indarwinsshadow: Well, according to a 1988 memorandum of understanding it is strictly illegal to bounty hunt anyone in Canada. Unless you'd care to be our guest for up to 20 years for kidnapping. Personally, I'd rather border services just deny this shiat head entry into Canada as an undesirable. Problem solved.


You dont like the Dog I take it.
 
2011-09-19 09:08:28 AM  

devioustrevor: Bounty Hunting is illegal in Canada and the U.S. isn't going to put in an extradition request. Why is Dog even bothering?


Publicity.
 
2011-09-19 09:11:02 AM  
Gunny Highway Quote 2011-09-19 09:07:24 AM
indarwinsshadow: Well, according to a 1988 memorandum of understanding it is strictly illegal to bounty hunt anyone in Canada. Unless you'd care to be our guest for up to 20 years for kidnapping. Personally, I'd rather border services just deny this shiat head entry into Canada as an undesirable. Problem solved.

You dont like the Dog I take it.


No love for the dog or made up "reality" shows. We have enough red necks and super ugly white trash women here already.
 
2011-09-19 09:24:37 AM  
"We're gonna get ya no matter where you go no matter how long it takes. You can run but you can't hide don't have to run because you can easily hide in Canada from the long arm of the Dog," Chapman writes.
 
2011-09-19 09:34:44 AM  
why is this show still on the air? is anyone else tired at looking at his hair and his big boobie annoying wife?
 
2011-09-19 09:55:00 AM  
Kingpin is one of my favorite movies ever
 
2011-09-19 10:01:57 AM  

BalugaJoe: he never goes after real criminals with guns and bombs.


Every time I see his antics I can't help but wonder why he hasn't been:

A - Shot for his antics
B - Arrested for his antics

I suppose he was arrested in Mexico but managed to get away with that one. Wonder what he would think if those charges hadn't expired and a Mexican bounty hunter captured him? It would be like the repo guy having his repo truck repo'd.

/I said repo three times, but I can't say I like it.
 
2011-09-19 10:10:08 AM  

Meatzilla: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 350x400]
COME AT ME BRO BRAH

 
2011-09-19 10:15:43 AM  

Tom_Slick: skoobx: Didn't dog break the law before by going to Mexico to get that rich rapest?

Yup


I think he did a little time in a Mexican jail cell for his trouble.
 
2011-09-19 10:36:10 AM  

cyrus_hunter: I think he did a little time in a Mexican jail cell for his trouble.


And then ran for the border and was a fugitive in Mexico for years.
 
2011-09-19 11:06:23 AM  

Anagrammer: It's no Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure, but then again, what is?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 247x350]


Every time I see that movie poster I cannot wrap my head around it and convince myself it is a photoshop.
 
2011-09-19 11:25:00 AM  
This would indeed be a great movie, subby. But you want to jack up the crazy even more? Cast that crazy Canadian Dan Aykroyd in it, he's about as nutty as Quaid. It could bring teh funny back to the National Lampoon franchise.
 
2011-09-19 11:32:17 AM  
"Dog"...what a joke. Having six people dressed like a dynamic entry team "take down" some burnt-out drug addict who skipped bail on a minor possession charge, followed by everyone in the crew who just got done calling him a dirty cocksucker, and threatening to bash his head in now lecturing him about letting Jesus in his life, and that they love him...I'm still amazed this sh*t is on television.

I'm also amazed that the flack he caught a year or so ago after he was recorded using the N-word about 100 times died down so quickly.

I'd pay huge dollars to see him and his "crew" raid a crackhouse looking for a real criminal, and walk into a room full of hard-core gangbangers.
 
2011-09-19 12:32:03 PM  
No one is going to post pics of Beth? Really? Fark I am disappoint.
 
2011-09-19 12:50:51 PM  

Stinkbeard: No one is going to post pics of Beth? Really? Fark I am disappoint.


BOOB THREAD

i787.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-19 12:58:45 PM  
i787.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-19 01:00:15 PM  
i787.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-19 01:05:04 PM  
Excellent. And so it begins. My work here is done.
 
2011-09-19 01:16:12 PM  

Stinkbeard: No one is going to post pics of Beth? Really? Fark I am disappoint.


Uh, OK?

mimg.sulekha.com

www.blog49.org

i803.photobucket.com

www.buddytv.com

HAWT.
 
2011-09-19 02:34:54 PM  

log_jammin: Bathia_Mapes: his ugly-ass wife

I never manage to look at her face.


Don't. You'll turn to stone.
 
2011-09-19 02:45:58 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: [i787.photobucket.com image 500x716]


I am in love.
 
2011-09-19 06:51:49 PM  
"Shiatter's full, eh!"
 
2011-09-20 09:25:26 AM  
I'm glad his daughter is dead. Dumb shiats deserve everything bad that happens to them.


/ I'm already on the bus and got a window seat
 
2011-09-20 03:56:27 PM  

devioustrevor: Bounty Hunting is illegal in Canada and the U.S. isn't going to put in an extradition request. Why is Dog even bothering?


Because he's an attention whore who has been out of the headlines for more than 12 minutes.
 
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