gopher321: The sad thing is some nuts are going to gave after the poor guy now with garlic and wooden stakes.
jehovahs witness protection: gopher321: The sad thing is some nuts are going to gave after the poor guy now with garlic and wooden stakes.huh?
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Okay, that's enough. That's patently absurd. The man is NOT a vampire. I don't know how we reach these ridiculous conclusions.Clearly, the man is a Highlander, part of the McLeod clan. He is an Immortal.Pull your heads out of your keisters and get your facts straight!
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: How do you explain the National Treasure franchise?
PhiloeBedoe: This implies someone with 150+years of experience would have made...well, anything Nicholas Cage has done in the last ten years.
MrLint: WHAR BERF CERTIFICATE NICK CAGE! WHAR! :)
Uncle Wiggly: This is a news story? Really? The Sun is dreadful.
inelegy: 150+ years old and still can't choose a good script? Shameful!
Mugato: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: How do you explain the National Treasure franchise?Eh, I saw the first one. It wasn't terrible, no where near the top of the Nick Cage suck spectrum. And any movie with Sean Bean as the bad guy (which are all of his movies that I've seen) can't be all bad.
ronin7: I bet Nick Cage isn't even his real name!
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The All-Powerful Atheismo: ♫ Who waaaants to act in good moviieeeesssss foreverrrrr! ♫*snert*Well played!Mugato: Eh, I saw the first one. It wasn't terrible, no where near the top of the Nick Cage suck spectrum. And any movie with Sean Bean as the bad guy (which are all of his movies that I've seen) can't be all bad.Maybe so, but... Harvey Keitel, man. WE EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU.Sarcastica75: FTFA: "He said: "My theory is that he allows himself to age to a certain point, maybe 70, 80 or so, then the actor 'Nicolas Cage' will 'die'."You know? He would. He would only to keep inflicting us with his bad movies. And we can't even argue or makes a fuss because his hair is a motherf*cking bird and thus renders all our logic invalid.His fish can rumble, too.[i210.photobucket.com image 394x593]
RatMaster999: [www.dvddrive-in.com image 224x172]Nicholas Cage. Blood thirsty vampire, or deranged alchemist?I suggest someone look into whether or not there have been clusters of murders every 21 years or so...
kayoteq: Let's look at this TMZ-style-[i52.tinypic.com image 630x415]..Ignore that the guy in the picture is from Transylvania (county)If you check the mouth, all Nicolas Cage Expressions™ have the dropped lip. no dropped lip. the argument is invalidated.The parking, however, can be validated.
gilgigamesh: Close. But the ears are completely different.
Samwise Gamgee: [i.imgur.com image 490x412]Keanu is Immortal (new window)
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