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(The Sun)   Nicolas Cage hasn't aged a day in over 150 years. The Sun is there, hunting immortal vampires   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 52
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2011-09-18 03:40:55 PM
The sad thing is some nuts are going to gave after the poor guy now with garlic and wooden stakes.
 
2011-09-18 03:44:49 PM

gopher321: The sad thing is some nuts are going to gave after the poor guy now with garlic and wooden stakes.


huh?
 
2011-09-18 03:58:04 PM
Close. But the ears are completely different.
 
2011-09-18 04:01:19 PM

jehovahs witness protection: gopher321: The sad thing is some nuts are going to gave after the poor guy now with garlic and wooden stakes.

huh?


Sorry, go after the guy
 
2011-09-18 04:11:14 PM
Proof.

polls.amctv.com

I agree that someone should put a stake through his heart. Even if he isn't a vampire, you'd be surprised how many things that kills.
 
2011-09-18 04:34:10 PM
Okay, that's enough. That's patently absurd. The man is NOT a vampire. I don't know how we reach these ridiculous conclusions.

Clearly, the man is a Highlander, part of the McLeod clan. He is an Immortal.

Pull your heads out of your keisters and get your facts straight!
 
2011-09-18 04:41:00 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Clearly, the man is a Highlander, part of the McLeod clan. He is an Immortal.

Pull your heads out of your keisters and get your facts straight!


Nah, Morbius made a bet with Death...
 
2011-09-18 04:45:43 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Okay, that's enough. That's patently absurd. The man is NOT a vampire. I don't know how we reach these ridiculous conclusions.

Clearly, the man is a Highlander, part of the McLeod clan. He is an Immortal.

Pull your heads out of your keisters and get your facts straight!


There can only be one of his hair.
 
2011-09-18 04:52:37 PM
baka-san: Nah, Morbius made a bet with Death...

How do you explain the National Treasure franchise?


jehovahs witness protection: There can only be one of his hair.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, indeed.

Oh. In. Deed.
 
2011-09-18 04:54:17 PM
This implies someone with 150+years of experience would have made...well, anything Nicholas Cage has done in the last ten years.
 
2011-09-18 05:13:21 PM
If he was a real vampire, he wouldn't show up on film.

My bet is on McLeod Immortal.
 
2011-09-18 05:24:18 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: How do you explain the National Treasure franchise?


Eh, I saw the first one. It wasn't terrible, no where near the top of the Nick Cage suck spectrum. And any movie with Sean Bean as the bad guy (which are all of his movies that I've seen) can't be all bad.
 
2011-09-18 05:34:25 PM
He's already admitted he's a vampire. I'm a vampire (new window)
 
2011-09-18 05:37:36 PM

PhiloeBedoe: This implies someone with 150+years of experience would have made...well, anything Nicholas Cage has done in the last ten years.


The body lives, but the mind...the mind doesn't age so well.
 
2011-09-18 05:40:01 PM
FTFA: "He said: "My theory is that he allows himself to age to a certain point, maybe 70, 80 or so, then the actor 'Nicolas Cage' will 'die'."

You know? He would. He would only to keep inflicting us with his bad movies. And we can't even argue or makes a fuss because his hair is a motherf*cking bird and thus renders all our logic invalid.
 
2011-09-18 05:41:41 PM
NOT THE CROSS!!!
 
2011-09-18 05:47:56 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Okay, that's enough. That's patently absurd. The man is NOT a vampire. I don't know how we reach these ridiculous conclusions.

Clearly, the man is a Highlander, part of the McLeod clan. He is an Immortal.

Pull your heads out of your keisters and get your facts straight!


♫ Who waaaants to act in good moviieeeesssss foreverrrrr! ♫
 
2011-09-18 05:52:11 PM
You know, Nic Cage isn't really a bad actor. He's quite good at certain roles. It's just that he has absolutely no compunction about pulling down terrible roles in terrible movies, whether it be for the money, for the lulz, or for the BEEEEES.

He's kind of like an American Jeremy Irons without the beautiful beautiful singing voice and acting talent. They both own castles, though, so there's that.
 
2011-09-18 05:57:32 PM

PhiloeBedoe: This implies someone with 150+years of experience would have made...well, anything Nicholas Cage has done in the last ten years.


Maybe he just did it for the lulz. At some point, you get bored with immortality, so you start trolling people.
 
2011-09-18 06:04:02 PM
WHAR BERF CERTIFICATE NICK CAGE! WHAR! :)
 
2011-09-18 06:12:28 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: ♫ Who waaaants to act in good moviieeeesssss foreverrrrr! ♫

*snert*

Well played!


Mugato: Eh, I saw the first one. It wasn't terrible, no where near the top of the Nick Cage suck spectrum. And any movie with Sean Bean as the bad guy (which are all of his movies that I've seen) can't be all bad.

Maybe so, but... Harvey Keitel, man. WE EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU.


Sarcastica75: FTFA: "He said: "My theory is that he allows himself to age to a certain point, maybe 70, 80 or so, then the actor 'Nicolas Cage' will 'die'."

You know? He would. He would only to keep inflicting us with his bad movies. And we can't even argue or makes a fuss because his hair is a motherf*cking bird and thus renders all our logic invalid.


His fish can rumble, too.

i210.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-18 06:18:19 PM

MrLint: WHAR BERF CERTIFICATE NICK CAGE! WHAR! :)


cdn2-b.examiner.com

A-LALALALALALALA! HUHHWANMETABUYUANEWASSHOLE!
 
2011-09-18 06:54:27 PM
This is a news story? Really? The Sun is dreadful.
 
2011-09-18 07:08:22 PM
Meh the ears on the old picture are all wrong. Can somebody shop them?
 
2011-09-18 07:15:35 PM

Uncle Wiggly: This is a news story? Really? The Sun is dreadful.


I know. It always burns me if I'm outside too long during the summer days. It makes everything too warm as well.
 
2011-09-18 07:38:16 PM

Uncle Wiggly: This is a news story? Really? The Sun is dreadful.


Vampires prefer to stay out of The Sun.
 
2011-09-18 07:54:28 PM
Mugato 2011-09-18 05:24:18 PM Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: How do you explain the National Treasure franchise? Eh, I saw the first one. It wasn't terrible, no where near the top of the Nick Cage suck spectrum. And any movie with Sean Bean as the bad guy (which are all of his movies that I've seen) can't be all bad.
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The first one was good, but it's sort of a lamer version of the DaVinci Code/Angels and Demons.

The second one was basically the same as the first... but the idea was a little more nuts. Sorta like Hangover Part 2 where it's just a carbon copy of the first but the insanity is pushed 5x further.
 
2011-09-18 08:04:05 PM
Oh god him and Jack Black must both be immortals.

Jack Black is Paul Revere
 
2011-09-18 08:05:22 PM
I bet Nick Cage isn't even his real name!
 
2011-09-18 08:14:02 PM
150+ years old and still can't choose a good script? Shameful!
 
2011-09-18 08:33:05 PM

inelegy: 150+ years old and still can't choose a good script? Shameful!


Why do you think he works in Hollywood. The only place where you get paid gobs of money for doing a poop job and get referrals for other jobs.
 
2011-09-18 08:42:12 PM

Mugato: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: How do you explain the National Treasure franchise?

Eh, I saw the first one. It wasn't terrible, no where near the top of the Nick Cage suck spectrum. And any movie with Sean Bean as the bad guy (which are all of his movies that I've seen) can't be all bad.


I don't think Sean Bean played a baddie in Ronin. He was just an incompetent, IIRC.
 
Skr
2011-09-18 08:49:22 PM
The old timey photo surely resembles Nic, but there seems to be a bit of Gyllenhaal mixed in there too.

/On days that I hate myself, I watch The Weather Man to cheer up.
 
2011-09-18 09:25:23 PM

ronin7: I bet Nick Cage isn't even his real name!


t1.gstatic.com


" I know his name..."

/ hot
 
2011-09-18 09:42:08 PM
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2011-09-18 10:11:32 PM
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2011-09-18 10:19:58 PM
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2011-09-18 10:22:51 PM
farm7.static.flickr.com
 
2011-09-18 11:01:32 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The All-Powerful Atheismo: ♫ Who waaaants to act in good moviieeeesssss foreverrrrr! ♫

*snert*

Well played!


Mugato: Eh, I saw the first one. It wasn't terrible, no where near the top of the Nick Cage suck spectrum. And any movie with Sean Bean as the bad guy (which are all of his movies that I've seen) can't be all bad.

Maybe so, but... Harvey Keitel, man. WE EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU.


Sarcastica75: FTFA: "He said: "My theory is that he allows himself to age to a certain point, maybe 70, 80 or so, then the actor 'Nicolas Cage' will 'die'."

You know? He would. He would only to keep inflicting us with his bad movies. And we can't even argue or makes a fuss because his hair is a motherf*cking bird and thus renders all our logic invalid.

His fish can rumble, too.

[i210.photobucket.com image 394x593]


you just made my day :D
 
2011-09-18 11:23:17 PM
i52.tinypic.com
 
2011-09-18 11:26:48 PM
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Unavailable for comment.
 
2011-09-19 12:50:42 AM

gopher321: The sad thing is some nuts are going to gave after the poor guy now with garlic and wooden stakes.


And what is the sad thing?
 
2011-09-19 12:53:53 AM
i.imgur.com

Keanu is Immortal (new window)
 
2011-09-19 01:31:45 AM
Yes and without him, there would be no Commander Riker.
 
2011-09-19 02:01:16 AM
www.dvddrive-in.com

Nicholas Cage. Blood thirsty vampire, or deranged alchemist?

I suggest someone look into whether or not there have been clusters of murders every 21 years or so...
 
2011-09-19 02:26:15 AM

RatMaster999: [www.dvddrive-in.com image 224x172]

Nicholas Cage. Blood thirsty vampire, or deranged alchemist?

I suggest someone look into whether or not there have been clusters of murders every 21 years or so...


Very nice.
 
2011-09-19 08:55:36 AM
Let's look at this TMZ-style-
i52.tinypic.com

..Ignore that the guy in the picture is from Transylvania (county)

If you check the mouth, all Nicolas Cage Expressions™ have the dropped lip. no dropped lip. the argument is invalidated.

The parking, however, can be validated.
 
2011-09-19 09:30:46 AM

kayoteq: Let's look at this TMZ-style-
[i52.tinypic.com image 630x415]

..Ignore that the guy in the picture is from Transylvania (county)

If you check the mouth, all Nicolas Cage Expressions™ have the dropped lip. no dropped lip. the argument is invalidated.

The parking, however, can be validated.


He is clearly sucking in the lip to keep it from dropping. What I'm saying is... I don't know; therefore, aliens vampires.
 
2011-09-19 10:32:36 AM

gilgigamesh: Close. But the ears are completely different.


Looks like he's had those suckers pinned back!
 
2011-09-19 12:58:07 PM

Samwise Gamgee: [i.imgur.com image 490x412]

Keanu is Immortal (new window)


i challenge that with....
thecolligere.com
 
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