thismomentinblackhistory: Wait what are we talking about?


Your last date??

47 feet long and 3 inches wide? I think Sarah Palin knows what this like.

thismomentinblackhistory: The worst ones are the tiny ones, believe it or not. "Size doesn't matter" unless it's really small. When it's small it's just like acupuncture over and over and over and over.

Wait what are we talking about?

Little pricks?

Wombshifter with mustard and onion.

Also, this is mistagged.

Is interested.

I was the one that inspired them.

I predict this thread will degenerate into obscure Tom Snyder-esque references to meat-based products found at ghastly family-owned restaurants in large American cities.

nimeye: I was the one that inspired them.

Please, totally stole it from me. I'm suing for likeness rights.

Ow ow ow ow!

Ed Willy: nimeye: I was the one that inspired them.

Please, totally stole it from me. I'm suing for likeness rights.

My 46 foot, 2 3/4 inch wide brat is far superior to your 46 foot, 2 5/8 inch wide brat.

There's a place down I-75 that sells a lot of meats, and their slogan is "You never sausage a place!" You better believed I sausaged it.

It didn't say three inches wide. It said forty-seven feet, three inches long.

It isn't even one brat. It's several tied together. Ripoff.

Abe Froman approves.

Guys measure or gals measure? Gals measure is 1/3 shorter.

Liam Neeson?

Krymson Tyde: Abe Froman approves.
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Funny, I pictured Abe looking different.

/haute linked

Benjimin_Dover: It isn't even one brat. It's several tied together. Ripoff.

ever see a sheep with 47 feet of intestines? me neither.

/mmmmberghoff

Anyone visiting Chicago, please don't bother with The Berghoff. She does not use the old recipes. Can you say "instant mashed potatoes"? And instead of the grumpy old waiters from Austria, who were all fired, you get perky college girls. It's just not the same.

As my wife says:Sweetheart,you may know how deep you go,but I know how deep you could go. biatch

Ball of Confusion: Benjimin_Dover: It isn't even one brat. It's several tied together. Ripoff.

ever see a sheep with 47 feet of intestines? me neither.

/mmmmberghoff

not looking hard enough. the average length of the small intestine from sheep is 17 to 24 meters depending on the size of the animal.

Her: Who you gonna' get off with that?
Him: ME!!!
/Average size

exvaxman: minoridiot: The Berghoff has decent food
But the service SUCKS!. I have actually waked out twice before deciding not to go back. What I liked there was sold pre-packaged to them by Rose's and just heated up I was told by one of the people that used to work in the kitchen.

Their beer and Root Beer was brewed by Huber's in Wisconsin. Not sure of the current name since the brewery was bought out not too long ago.

It's now Minhas. Still have the same root beer but have added a bunch of other stuff to the lineup.

/Used to work in Monroe at the radio station. Got all the free beer we could drink.

exvaxman: hockeychick: /Used to work in Monroe at the radio station. Got all the free beer we could drink.

Were you one of the ones who put the minidisc in to play the polka show?
I was on-air there as a replacement many, many years ago for a little while after getting my 1st class license.

Nah, I was an overnight lackey. And got the pleasure of running the church show.

sallys: Anyone visiting Chicago, please don't bother with The Berghoff. She does not use the old recipes. Can you say "instant mashed potatoes"? And instead of the grumpy old waiters from Austria, who were all fired, you get perky college girls. It's just not the same.

there's a dearth of german restaurants in the city since the weinkeller and zum deutschen eck closed. gotta get out to the burbs for good austrian/bohemian food.

thismomentinblackhistory: One of my favorite places for a dog:



I love that drawing. They stopped selling it w/nipples on their t-shirts, but not before I got one!

I miss going there at 3 am. Good stuff. Don't think I've been there since 04

Ball of Confusion: sallys: Anyone visiting Chicago, please don't bother with The Berghoff. She does not use the old recipes. Can you say "instant mashed potatoes"? And instead of the grumpy old waiters from Austria, who were all fired, you get perky college girls. It's just not the same.

there's a dearth of german restaurants in the city since the weinkeller and zum deutschen eck closed. gotta get out to the burbs for good austrian/bohemian food.

This. Thank god I live near Schnitzel Platz in Glendale Heights.

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: 47 feet long and 3 inches wide? I think Sarah Palin Barney Frank knows what this like.

cajunns: if that brat was 3 inches wide in the first pic , then sombody is using a fish measuring tape. and the same probably goes for the length too

Agreed; there's no way that's 3 inches wide. At best, it has a diameter of 2 inches (using cook's thumb as a gauge), which would give it a circumference of just over 3 inches. Sounds like journalist and subby confused "wide" with "around"

ms_lara_croft: If it has nubs and seven different vibration patterns, I'll show some interest.

Viewed your profile. What a resume!

Ball of Confusion: sallys: Anyone visiting Chicago, please don't bother with The Berghoff. She does not use the old recipes. Can you say "instant mashed potatoes"? And instead of the grumpy old waiters from Austria, who were all fired, you get perky college girls. It's just not the same.

there's a dearth of german restaurants in the city since the weinkeller and zum deutschen eck closed. gotta get out to the burbs for good austrian/bohemian food.

Just a tourist trap. You can get GOOD food at Heaven on Seven, albeit not German, and a pile of other places in that vicinity for the overpriced half-ass German they do since scum took over. Used to look forward to going there when I visited my mom. Gave them a couple chances after the initial train wreck, still sucked. Schnitzel Platz wasn't bad last time I went there. Nothing downtown, though, that's German that I'd want to eat anymore.

free_waffles: cajunns: if that brat was 3 inches wide in the first pic , then sombody is using a fish measuring tape. and the same probably goes for the length too

Agreed; there's no way that's 3 inches wide. At best, it has a diameter of 2 inches (using cook's thumb as a gauge), which would give it a circumference of just over 3 inches. Sounds like journalist and subby confused "wide" with "around"

LEARN TO READ!! Nowhere does the article make any mention of width, girth, diameter, or cross section. It's five hundred sixty-seven inches long. Forty-seven feet, three inches.

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No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.