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(CBS Cleveland)   Cousin of dying 14-year-old girl steals the $120,000 raised to grant her final wish. When a reporter asks the guy how he could do that to a dying girl, this heartless assbag says, "We're all gonna die." Hopefully he does IAF   ( divider line
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2011-09-18 02:22:02 AM  

MythDragon: Either that, or you get a giant plexiglass box, one that's roughly man sized as to keep him upright. The floor is an industrial belt-sander. You stick him in (with shoes, so he has some time to think about it) and turn it on. See how far you can grind the asshole down before he dies.

How about sticking a piece of barb wire in a piece of hose, jamming the hose with the wire up the guys ass about a foot or 3, then removing the hose from around the barbed wire and fastening the barbed wire to the trailer hitch of a ford explorer, Eddie Bauer edition and flooring it with the wire still firmly embedded in his ass.
2011-09-18 02:36:55 PM  
I came here for the Raisin in the Son quotes, and I leave dissapointed.

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