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(MLive.com)   35 year old woman has sex with 15 year old boy she met playing World of Warcraft. ANGIEEEEEE JJJJJEEEEEEENKINS   (mlive.com) divider line 123
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2011-09-16 09:05:41 PM  
At least he got tuna.
 
2011-09-16 10:02:06 PM  
LOL, I thought subby was kidding about the last name!
 
2011-09-16 10:02:08 PM  
This thread should deliver.
 
2011-09-16 10:02:38 PM  
Hey, subby, there was only an 18-year difference. 20? Yeah, she's probably too old. 18? Much better.
 
2011-09-16 10:02:40 PM  
Dear God. I thought Subbie was joking there. Her name is really Angie Jenkins.

/For Fark's sake. 16 is legal here in Minnesota.
 
2011-09-16 10:02:41 PM  
Fake.

Everyone knows girls don't play WoW.
 
2011-09-16 10:03:18 PM  
Seven years? Seriously? You can run a guy over with a car and only get 5.

What did she do to piss the judge off enough to get 7 years for trying to have sex with a 16 year old?
 
2011-09-16 10:03:44 PM  
img197.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-16 10:04:25 PM  
The joke for those who don't know:

Link (new window)
 
2011-09-16 10:04:34 PM  
Any word on whether she was Horde or Alliance? I'm imaging something awful like a gnome rogue
 
2011-09-16 10:04:53 PM  
Judging from the photo, that is a man in a bad wig.
 
2011-09-16 10:05:05 PM  
So she says she was 'looking for love', but she drove 400 to bang a boy in a department store parking lot.
Yea, that's gotta be love.



/'Wuv, twoo wuv...'
//'Wookin' po' nub...'
 
2011-09-16 10:05:32 PM  
img243.imageshack.us

Beat on the brat with a +10 battle axe!
 
2011-09-16 10:05:40 PM  
Geesh... drove 400 MILES
 
2011-09-16 10:06:24 PM  
She's far more hittable than I imagined she'd be from the headline.

No, that's not a compliment.
 
2011-09-16 10:07:02 PM  
Wow........just Wow.......
 
2011-09-16 10:07:39 PM  
Guess she couldn't just power level him for a while then all would've been good.

Well, except for her kids.
 
2011-09-16 10:09:29 PM  
RDixon
Fake.

Everyone knows girls don't play WoW.


Rule 30...
 
2011-09-16 10:11:24 PM  

NotARocketScientist: LOL, I thought subby was kidding about the last name!


I once found and submitted a story of some kid named "johnson" (did not realize this until after I submitted the headling "Impossible sir, it's in Johnson's underwear" his name really was Johnson) who got busted and had pot in his drawers. Sh*t you not, but it did not get approved. bout a year ago, maybe.
 
2011-09-16 10:11:35 PM  
Was he an epic mount?
 
2011-09-16 10:11:53 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Seven years? Seriously? You can run a guy over with a car and only get 5.

What did she do to piss the judge off enough to get 7 years for trying to have sex with a 16 year old?


No, see, you don't get it. Pedophilia is now worse than murder. Chris Hansen sez so.
 
2011-09-16 10:11:59 PM  
headline.

/i'll go cut myself now
 
2011-09-16 10:12:13 PM  
She'd be cute if it wasn't for a whole lotta crazy
 
2011-09-16 10:12:20 PM  

valar_morghulis: Was he an epic mount?


I am guessing her panties were an epic drop.....
 
2011-09-16 10:13:19 PM  
well done on the title.

The sentence? sheesh. She's had 5 kids, it could almost be considered professional tutoring at that point.
 
2011-09-16 10:14:46 PM  

Theaetetus: At least he got tuna.


Diet Coke + Keyboard. Fark you, you magnificent bastard.
 
2011-09-16 10:15:07 PM  

NotARocketScientist: LOL, I thought subby was kidding about the last name!


New to Fark. What's the significance of name Jenkins?
 
2011-09-16 10:15:23 PM  
I can't believe that's really her name. Excellent find and great work, subs.
 
2011-09-16 10:15:26 PM  
Add me to the "there's no way her last name is actually... *clicks* hahahahha" crowd.
 
2011-09-16 10:16:08 PM  
7 years simply for merely ATTEMPTING to meet up with the boy? Really?

WTF?
 
2011-09-16 10:19:24 PM  
She'll have a thirty-two point three three, repeating of course, percentage, of early release.
 
2011-09-16 10:19:30 PM  
15 year old boy: Hi nice to meet you in person, I figured we could stroll around Target and check out the gaming section or the scifi dvds. Then maybe we could go over to the food court to grab a bite to eat. I'll have to make sure I have enough cash left over if we make a purchase at Target but the corn dog stand is pretty inexpensive as well as the egg rolls at the asian stand. If time permits and our funds are still in good standing we can see what's playing at the Movieplex. If we don't have enough maybe we can get a child ticket by you claiming to be my mother...

Angie Jenkins: (rips open blouse and mounts boy) ANGIEEEEEE JJJJJEEEEEEENKINS!!!!!
 
2011-09-16 10:19:35 PM  

IlGreven: Pedophilia is now worse than murder.


i78.photobucket.com
It's true.
i.huffpost.com
It's true.


We have to protect these kids from knowing anything about sex. Kids should not be having sex, they should wait until they graduate from high school and are of legal age. Why can't they just ...

/etc
//we can have sex
///we just don't want you having sex
..35f/15m is a little extreme, makes me assume she's ugly as an ox and smart as a brick
.also true that hot white women get more lenient sentences than, well, anyone
\see above
 
2011-09-16 10:19:56 PM  
♫ "Oh I would drive four hundred miles and I would drive four hundred more..." ♫

too_amuzed: NotARocketScientist: LOL, I thought subby was kidding about the last name!

New to Fark. What's the significance of name Jenkins?


See Frozboz' link above.
 
2011-09-16 10:20:08 PM  
I don't think I've ever lived in a place that would be illegal. But I'm sure society has been done a great service by the people preventing this, er... crime... thing.
 
2011-09-16 10:20:31 PM  

jake3988: 7 years simply for merely ATTEMPTING to meet up with the boy? Really?

WTF?


Read the farking article. It clearly states the woman and the child had sexual intercourse.
 
2011-09-16 10:20:51 PM  

too_amuzed: NotARocketScientist: LOL, I thought subby was kidding about the last name!

New to Fark. What's the significance of name Jenkins?


New to the internet apparently. See: Frozboz
 
2011-09-16 10:21:17 PM  
Patents can be such a c•ck blocks
 
2011-09-16 10:21:41 PM  

urban.derelict: IlGreven: Pedophilia is now worse than murder.

[i78.photobucket.com image 350x450]
It's true.
[i.huffpost.com image 570x238]
It's true.

We have to protect these kids from knowing anything about sex. Kids should not be having sex, they should wait until they graduate from high school and are of legal age. Why can't they just ...

/etc
//we can have sex
///we just don't want you having sex
..35f/15m is a little extreme, makes me assume she's ugly as an ox and smart as a brick
.also true that hot white women get more lenient sentences than, well, anyone
\see above


That Anthony thing needs to get punched in the kunt with a knife. Twice.
 
2011-09-16 10:21:41 PM  

too_amuzed: NotARocketScientist: LOL, I thought subby was kidding about the last name!

New to Fark. What's the significance of name Jenkins?


Link
 
2011-09-16 10:23:03 PM  
What is legal in one state should not be seven years in federal prison in another state.
 
2011-09-16 10:23:20 PM  

thatboyoverthere: Dear God. I thought Subbie was joking there. Her name is really Angie Jenkins.

/For Fark's sake. 16 is legal here in Minnesota.


Apparently the deal had her plea guilty only to child pornography for receiving the pics the boy produced and sent, and other charges were dropped which makes the age of consent variables irrelevant to the sentence.

Technically the boy also committed child pornography offenses by producing and sending pics of himself. But prosecutorial discretion or something.
 
2011-09-16 10:24:17 PM  
You know that was some good sex, double handed and everything. The kid will never be the same.
 
2011-09-16 10:25:11 PM  
mlive.com... hm...

(looks at photo)

yep, she's from Michigan allright

/I really miss Cali
 
2011-09-16 10:25:51 PM  

RDixon: Fake.

Everyone knows girls don't play WoW.


I would further support your assertion with the fact that even were there girls, it is common knowledge that all gamers die virgins.

/Gamer, just renewed Rift sub
//Female
 
2011-09-16 10:25:57 PM  

Nem Wan: thatboyoverthere: Dear God. I thought Subbie was joking there. Her name is really Angie Jenkins.

/For Fark's sake. 16 is legal here in Minnesota.

Apparently the deal had her plea guilty only to child pornography for receiving the pics the boy produced and sent, and other charges were dropped which makes the age of consent variables irrelevant to the sentence.

Technically the boy also committed child pornography offenses by producing and sending pics of himself. But prosecutorial discretion or something.


Wait... so she's charged for seeing someone naked and not for having sex with them?

That is beautifully demented.
 
2011-09-16 10:26:13 PM  

IlGreven: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Seven years? Seriously? You can run a guy over with a car and only get 5.

What did she do to piss the judge off enough to get 7 years for trying to have sex with a 16 year old?

No, see, you don't get it. Pedophilia is now worse than murder. Chris Hansen sez so.


It is worse you stupid shiatface, a molested 8 year old lives with that shiat for life, a dead bastard is dead. This on the other hand is ephebophilia, a.k.a. a lucky-ass 15 year old kid.
 
2011-09-16 10:27:14 PM  

IlGreven: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Seven years? Seriously? You can run a guy over with a car and only get 5.

What did she do to piss the judge off enough to get 7 years for trying to have sex with a 16 year old?

No, see, you don't get it. Pedophilia is now worse than murder. Chris Hansen sez so.


Yeah I know what you said is snark and exaggeration, but there are parents out there that consider anything under 18 to be an innocent child, and anyone who would look at them sexually should be locked up as a pedophile. Yep, your kid goes from a babe in arms at 17 and 364 days to a fully responsible adult at 18.

/why yes, did hear that directly from a parent of a high school junior
 
2011-09-16 10:29:28 PM  

kenny's mom: WoW........just WoW.......

FTFY
 
2011-09-16 10:30:27 PM  

thatboyoverthere: Dear God. I thought Subbie was joking there. Her name is really Angie Jenkins.

/For Fark's sake. 16 is legal here in Minnesota.


16 is also legal in Michigan, where she lives. Dunno about NY.
 
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