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(Some Guy)   The hedgehog could never be snuggled at all   (getwokingham.co.uk) divider line 62
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2011-09-16 05:25:37 PM
i406.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-16 05:58:00 PM
Such elegance
 
2011-09-16 05:59:29 PM
"Staff put a bowl of water into the box for the hedgehog and volunteer Sue Farrington took it home at the end of the day to release it into her garden."

Do they think that hedgehogs just live in people's gardens?
 
2011-09-16 06:00:28 PM
I fed mine Captain Crunch.
/He died 4 days later of the diabetes
 
2011-09-16 06:00:39 PM
Ron Jeremy has gone down hill in recent years.
 
2011-09-16 06:00:57 PM
Ah, so charities enjoy receiving random animals as part of their donations.

Hold my beer...
 
2011-09-16 06:01:42 PM
A hedgehog was also killed.
 
2011-09-16 06:03:35 PM
Is this the same hedgehog that got shiat-on last week?
 
2011-09-16 06:03:42 PM
Hedgehog in a box?

i90.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-16 06:04:08 PM
Buggrit, buggrit, millenium hand and shrimp.
 
2011-09-16 06:05:14 PM
at long last...a green light!

I'd like to thank the mods, and I'd like to dedicate this achievement to the memory of my seven-year-old's class hedgehog, Mr. Pokey, who went to his rest this past summer. God speed, you adorable one-eyed ball of prickles.
 
2011-09-16 06:05:50 PM

SordidEuphemism: A hedgehog was also killed.


nevar forget!
 
2011-09-16 06:07:14 PM

humandrive: Do they think that hedgehogs just live in people's gardens?


In Europe they do.
 
2011-09-16 06:07:21 PM
Nanny Ogg approves of this headline.

Granny Weatherwax? Not so much.
 
2011-09-16 06:07:57 PM

humandrive: "Staff put a bowl of water into the box for the hedgehog and volunteer Sue Farrington took it home at the end of the day to release it into her garden."

Do they think that hedgehogs just live in people's gardens?


Depending on where you are, yes they do. Looks like a regular European hedgehog. They roam around a lot though so probably won't stay in your garden very long.
 
2011-09-16 06:08:22 PM

strangeguitar: [i406.photobucket.com image 400x300]


Spiny Norman is looking great these days.
 
2011-09-16 06:13:44 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wizard's staff has a knob on the end....
 
2011-09-16 06:20:25 PM
thatshortguy.com

... he just couldn't handle being a parent.
 
2011-09-16 06:23:47 PM
I approve of this headline. I also approve of hedgehogs, in general.
 
2011-09-16 06:29:25 PM

Virtual Pariah: Nanny Ogg approves of this headline.

Granny Weatherwax? Not so much.


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

/A wizard's staff has a knob on the end...
 
2011-09-16 06:34:26 PM
...With the giraffe if you stand on a stool.

/but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
 
2011-09-16 06:36:48 PM

humandrive: "Staff put a bowl of water into the box for the hedgehog and volunteer Sue Farrington took it home at the end of the day to release it into her garden."

Do they think that hedgehogs just live in people's gardens?


Well, er yes. They do in the UK.
 
2011-09-16 06:39:20 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2011-09-16 06:51:04 PM
Shinji Ikari totally understands.
 
2011-09-16 06:52:29 PM

Virtual Pariah: Nanny Ogg approves of this headline.

Granny Weatherwax? Not so much.


While Tiffany just shakes her head and gets on to see what Horace is up to this time.

/Crivens!
 
2011-09-16 06:58:10 PM
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!
 
2011-09-16 07:09:37 PM

SordidEuphemism: A hedgehog was also killed.


That phrase is never far from my brain.
 
2011-09-16 07:11:51 PM
Obviously a member of the colourblind hedgehog workshop of Sienna working on a marvelous painting called "Box Interior" for the National Portrait Gallery.
 
2011-09-16 07:12:39 PM

Tillmaster: humandrive: "Staff put a bowl of water into the box for the hedgehog and volunteer Sue Farrington took it home at the end of the day to release it into her garden."

Do they think that hedgehogs just live in people's gardens?

Well, er yes. They do in the UK.




I wish we had wild hedgehogs here in the states. Would be much cuter than opossums.
 
2011-09-16 07:14:32 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-09-16 07:16:31 PM
Does not approve.
www.spaldingtoday.co.uk
"When you've got to go, you've got to go,"
 
2011-09-16 07:16:42 PM

eeyore102: at long last...a green light!

I'd like to thank the mods, and I'd like to dedicate this achievement to the memory of my seven-year-old's class hedgehog, Mr. Pokey, who went to his rest this past summer. God speed, you adorable one-eyed ball of prickles.


Well done. You can never go wrong with the hedgehog song.
 
2011-09-16 07:25:12 PM
+1 Subby

I can't believe no one got it.
 
2011-09-16 07:28:53 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: [img.photobucket.com image 585x394]


Came for Veitch. WINRAR.
 
2011-09-16 07:32:52 PM

bugmn99: Ah, so charities enjoy receiving random animals as part of their donations.

Hold my beer...


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2011-09-16 07:36:12 PM
My God, this thread is made of win. UNC_Samurai, Virtual Pariah, Osomatic, PullItOut, Humorous-Name, A-Rth-Urp-Hil-Ipdenu and SiON42X are especial achievers imo.
 
2011-09-16 07:43:55 PM

eeyore102: at long last...a green light!

I'd like to thank the mods, and I'd like to dedicate this achievement to the memory of my seven-year-old's class hedgehog, Mr. Pokey, who went to his rest this past summer. God speed, you adorable one-eyed ball of prickles.


Well done, sir. Well done.
 
2011-09-16 07:48:37 PM

UNC_Samurai: Buggrit, buggrit, millenium hand and shrimp.

Nanny Ogg approves of this headline.

Granny Weatherwax? Not so much.

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

/A wizard's staff has a knob on the end...

...With the giraffe if you stand on a stool.

/but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

While Tiffany just shakes her head and gets on to see what Horace is up to this time.

/Crivens!.


Nobody got it?
 
2011-09-16 08:01:57 PM

Has a theory about hedgehogs...

img153.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-16 08:02:57 PM

Dheiner: UNC_Samurai: Buggrit, buggrit, millenium hand and shrimp.

Nanny Ogg approves of this headline.

Granny Weatherwax? Not so much.

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

/A wizard's staff has a knob on the end...

...With the giraffe if you stand on a stool.

/but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

While Tiffany just shakes her head and gets on to see what Horace is up to this time.

/Crivens!.

Nobody got it?


Yeah. It was the most subtle reference to Blade Runner I've ever seen.
 
2011-09-16 08:04:57 PM
I can't be havin' with this sort of thing.
 
2011-09-16 08:05:30 PM
The Hedgehog Song
(Heather Wood)

You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care,
In the winter, when he is asleep in his lair,
Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

If you're feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse,
Or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force),
You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule,
Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel.

You can bugger the ox (if you stand on a box)
And vulpologists say you can bugger the fox,
You can bugger the shrew, though it's awfully small--
But the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.

Herptologists gasp you can bugger the asp,
Entymologists claim you can bugger the wasp.
If an insects your thing, man, then just have a ball--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

And the elephant too, that you meet in the zoo,
Can be buggered if you are sure just what to do,
You will need a large mattress upon which to fall--
But the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.

You can bugger the bees if your down on your knees,
You can bugger the termites with terminal ease
You can bugger the beetle, the ladybug (bird!) too,
There's no end to the buggering that you can do.

You can bugger the cat if it isn't too fat
You can bugger the rabbit you draw from your hat
You can bugger the shark that you've chased in your yawl--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can bugger the ermine, and all other vermine,
Like rats, mice, and roaches, if you're not discernin'.
You can bugger the dog, it will come when you call--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Although Mr. Tiggy is not very big, he
Avoids with great ease those who fancy his arse.
He just curls in a ball, shows his prickles and all--
And the would-be seducer leaves him in the grass

If you're that kind of fool, and you have a long tool,
Do it with a giraffe, if you stand on a stool,
Catch a yeti, who lives in the snows of Nepal--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

For the hedgehog escapes the posterior rapes
Performed upon others of different shapes
Those who run, swim, or slither, they get it withal--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

It is said, if you try, you can bugger the fly,
Or the swallow as it skims so skillfully by,
Use a noose or a net, or lime (if you've the gall)--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

You can bugger the cow (I will not tell you how),
Or the boar, or the piglet, the shoat or the sow,
You can bugger the ass as it stands in the stall--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can order or shoo 'im, or run a knife through 'im
The one thing you cannot do is stick it to 'im.
If you try to seduce 'im, you'll end in a fix,
His prickles defend him against rampant pricks.

You can bugger the ram, you can bugger the lamb,
You can bugger the ewe, though the wether's a sham,
You can bugger the tiger (it may caterwaul)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can bugger the seal, you can bugger the eel,
You can bugger the crab, though they say it can't feel,
You can bugger the bat as the night casts its pall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can bugger the snake (hold it down with a rake),
Though to bugger the quetzal may be a mistake.
You can bugger the billy, the nanny, the kid,
But to bugger the hedeghog just cannot be did.

You can bugger the slug, though it messes the rug,
You can bugger the different species of bug,
Or do it with a snail, if you slow to a crawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

At the end of the day, when you've had your rough way
With all of those creatures, you'll just have to say
"That damned Erinaceous has been my downfall--"
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

Words - Heather Wood, copyright 1993.
From the Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett.
HW
apr97


/I'm just going to leave this here.
 
2011-09-16 08:21:20 PM
"Our Shawn can fart any tune you care to name"
 
2011-09-16 08:26:09 PM
Came for Evangelion references, leaving happy.
 
2011-09-16 08:30:50 PM
♫ There are hedgehogs that roam
And little garden gnomes
In an English country garden ♫
 
2011-09-16 08:33:27 PM
Screw all the other incorrect references. Came for the Pratchett ones, leaving very satisfied (and amused at the people that think it was anything else).

/just netflix'd the Hogfather movie
//actor who played Lord Downey was also in episodes of Babylon 5 and ST:TNG
///very distinctive voice
 
2011-09-16 08:40:00 PM
but where is the wizards staff with a knob on the end?
 
2011-09-16 08:43:44 PM

SpiderQueenDemon: The Hedgehog Song
(Heather Wood)

You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care,
In the winter, when he is asleep in his lair,
Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

/I'm just going to leave this here.


If only we had a Gonnagle to play some accompanying music for us.
 
2011-09-16 08:55:06 PM

Humorous-Name: ...With the giraffe if you stand on a stool.

/but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.


Thank you.
 
2011-09-16 09:09:21 PM
As a hedgehog, I'm getting a kick out of these replies...
 
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