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(Some Cable Guy)   "A woman waiting for cable installation at home wound up getting a more explicit display -- right in her own living room"   (venice.wtsp.com) divider line 94
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2011-09-16 08:50:19 AM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2011-09-16 08:51:13 AM  
In his defense, it was co-whacks-ial cable.
 
2011-09-16 08:51:25 AM  
He just wanted to install his cable. She should be flattered.
 
2011-09-16 08:51:27 AM  
he was trying to offer her a better package then comcast does?



i got nuttin
 
2011-09-16 08:51:49 AM  
It could have been worse, the FIOS guy is into bukakke.
 
2011-09-16 08:53:54 AM  
It was an HD display -- horndog's DNA.
 
2011-09-16 08:54:31 AM  
Done in one.
 
2011-09-16 08:54:36 AM  
The woman told deputies Wheatley showed up to install cable service

images.wikia.com
?
 
2011-09-16 08:54:41 AM  
She displayed her box to him right there on top of the TV, what did she expect?
 
2011-09-16 08:55:18 AM  
I had the misfortune of working tech support for the cable company in my younger years. You heard some freaking stories about these cable guys. I had a customer call one day and said that the cable guy got all dirty from installing the coax so he just sort of helped himself to their bathroom where he took a shower. There were a few stories about them wanting to use the bathroom and then taking a record breaking shiat in customers toilet. Or sometimes they would just steal shiat from the customers or surf porn. Good times.
 
2011-09-16 08:55:24 AM  
I'm pretty sure when Comcast says the installer will come sometime between 1 pm and 8 pm, that's not what they mean.

/So, did he come?
 
2011-09-16 08:55:31 AM  
FTA:Wheatley denies any wrong-doing, but deputies charged him with "Exposure of Sexual Organs" anyway.

He denied it and they charged him anyway? Fascists.
 
2011-09-16 08:55:42 AM  
So is there any evidence he actually did anything? Does he have a criminal history of any kind? Does the woman?

Not enough info to make any judgement here.
 
2011-09-16 08:56:14 AM  
Wait, you can get arrested for that?

Damn, there goes my weekend.
 
2011-09-16 08:58:29 AM  
"Display of sexual organs"

How many's he got?
 
2011-09-16 08:58:49 AM  
I've seen this movie.
Not all the way through, of course.
 
2011-09-16 09:01:28 AM  
No, ma'am that's not me. It's hi-def 3D. Amazing, isn't it?
 
2011-09-16 09:01:39 AM  

This Looks Fun: He fixes the cable?


Don't be fatuous.
 
2011-09-16 09:02:05 AM  
Then, when she looked away, she says Wheatley exposed himself and began masturbating while smiling at her.

At first I was like
img696.imageshack.us

But then I
img189.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-16 09:03:09 AM  

jake_lex: This Looks Fun: He fixes the cable?

Don't Go be fatuous somewhere else.


FTFY
 
2011-09-16 09:03:27 AM  
So...she says he did it and he gets arrested, despite his denials? Who's to say the woman isn't just batshiat crazy or something? Without any HARD evidence (snicker), what can they hold him on??

Deny. Deny. Deny.
 
2011-09-16 09:04:30 AM  

crab66: So is there any evidence he actually did anything? Does he have a criminal history of any kind? Does the woman?

Not enough info to make any judgement here.



Yeah, this story sounds fishy; if he whipped it out and leered whilst stroking it when she turned away, How did she know he did that? Great way to harrass a guy you blame for his company's policies. I'm calling bullshiat.
 
2011-09-16 09:04:45 AM  
Cable installers are weird. I have a few that work for telcoms and their co-workers can be complete morons. One guy said the only reason he applied was to fark hot women like in the pornos. He grew increasingly angry that the hot women were "stuck up biatches" and never wanted to have sex with him. He eventually got fed up and assaulted one woman (grabbed her breasts while undoing his pants). Another guy was caught giving customers the added bonus of cameras in their bedrooms and bathrooms.

I don't think stable individuals sign up to install cable. Heck the two guys that installed my satellite tv when I had it probably had a combined IQ of 78.
 
2011-09-16 09:06:01 AM  
Her word vs his, in a sexual type case, the woman's word always wins.
 
2011-09-16 09:08:51 AM  

hailin: Cable installers are weird. I have a few that work for telcoms and their co-workers can be complete morons. One guy said the only reason he applied was to fark hot women like in the pornos. He grew increasingly angry that the hot women were "stuck up biatches" and never wanted to have sex with him. He eventually got fed up and assaulted one woman (grabbed her breasts while undoing his pants). Another guy was caught giving customers the added bonus of cameras in their bedrooms and bathrooms.

I don't think stable individuals sign up to install cable. Heck the two guys that installed my satellite tv when I had it probably had a combined IQ of 78.



I've worked with a ton, and the job definitely attracts weirdos who want to get into people's houses everyday. Most are just decent guys with a job, problem is the horror stories are pretty bad, so they get all the press. Customers can be just as insane, I've had to call the police for one of my technicians who was chased at knifepoint into his truck and the lady wouldn't let him go, all because he was late. Nevermind that he was late because he was fixing the junction up the street first, which the the crazy lady needed to have happen before her shiat would come on anyway.
 
2011-09-16 09:08:52 AM  
t2.gstatic.com
not impressed.
 
2011-09-16 09:08:53 AM  

hailin: Cable installers are weird. I have a few that work for telcoms and their co-workers can be complete morons. One guy said the only reason he applied was to fark hot women like in the pornos. He grew increasingly angry that the hot women were "stuck up biatches" and never wanted to have sex with him. He eventually got fed up and assaulted one woman (grabbed her breasts while undoing his pants). Another guy was caught giving customers the added bonus of cameras in their bedrooms and bathrooms.

I don't think stable individuals sign up to install cable. Heck the two guys that installed my satellite tv when I had it probably had a combined IQ of 78.


The last one that was in my house smelled like shiat. Literally. He smelled as if he had smeared fecal matter all over himself. His pungent odor took several hours to dissipate with the windows open.
 
2011-09-16 09:08:56 AM  

Ebbelwoi: "Display of sexual organs"

How many's he got?


He pulled out a seminal vesicle and threw it at her.
 
2011-09-16 09:10:12 AM  
and I'd really have to see a picture of this lady to judge...sometimes a guy's perv switch just flips...but she better be HOT. If she's even close to average or below, no way this guy is that nuts.
 
2011-09-16 09:10:27 AM  
Was his name Karl?
 
2011-09-16 09:10:31 AM  

Skw33tis: Wait, you can get arrested for that?

Damn, there goes my weekend.


I was thinking the same thing.
 
2011-09-16 09:11:25 AM  

hailin: Cable installers are weird. I have a few that work for telcoms and their co-workers can be complete morons. One guy said the only reason he applied was to fark hot women like in the pornos. He grew increasingly angry that the hot women were "stuck up biatches" and never wanted to have sex with him. He eventually got fed up and assaulted one woman (grabbed her breasts while undoing his pants). Another guy was caught giving customers the added bonus of cameras in their bedrooms and bathrooms.

I don't think stable individuals sign up to install cable. Heck the two guys that installed my satellite tv when I had it probably had a combined IQ of 78.


I've never seen any weirdos but one guy looked just like Tom Arnold.
 
2011-09-16 09:12:44 AM  
siamfoundation.org
 
2011-09-16 09:12:56 AM  

fireclown: [t2.gstatic.com image 244x207]
not impressed.


That fellow on the left looks like Riff-Raff
 
2011-09-16 09:17:02 AM  
t2.gstatic.com


So, is his job available?
 
2011-09-16 09:17:23 AM  
Why in the fark would you get that lame shiat pumped into your house.

Can't get enough of vacant Guidos or assholes doing the foxtrot ?
 
2011-09-16 09:19:40 AM  
I don't think that is what's meant as "cable service."
 
2011-09-16 09:20:50 AM  
img.mp3fiesta.com
 
2011-09-16 09:22:52 AM  
You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!
 
2011-09-16 09:26:49 AM  

ihatedumbpeople: So...she says he did it and he gets arrested, despite his denials? Who's to say the woman isn't just batshiat crazy or something? Without any HARD evidence (snicker), what can they hold him on??

Deny. Deny. Deny.


www.bennadel.com
"This jobs isn't really how y'know shows like CSI make it out to be. When I joined the force, I thought there was semen on everything. I often dream about everything being covered in semen. Like that guy today, if he had punched you and then ejaculated on you, we'd have a real good shot at catching him!"
 
2011-09-16 09:30:09 AM  

Chiad: hailin: Cable installers are weird. I have a few that work for telcoms and their co-workers can be complete morons. One guy said the only reason he applied was to fark hot women like in the pornos. He grew increasingly angry that the hot women were "stuck up biatches" and never wanted to have sex with him. He eventually got fed up and assaulted one woman (grabbed her breasts while undoing his pants). Another guy was caught giving customers the added bonus of cameras in their bedrooms and bathrooms.

I don't think stable individuals sign up to install cable. Heck the two guys that installed my satellite tv when I had it probably had a combined IQ of 78.


I've worked with a ton, and the job definitely attracts weirdos who want to get into people's houses everyday. Most are just decent guys with a job, problem is the horror stories are pretty bad, so they get all the press. Customers can be just as insane, I've had to call the police for one of my technicians who was chased at knifepoint into his truck and the lady wouldn't let him go, all because he was late. Nevermind that he was late because he was fixing the junction up the street first, which the the crazy lady needed to have happen before her shiat would come on anyway.


WELL that jerk should have told me that!!! He should have at least called and said he was going to be late. BTW it was a dagger not a knife.

//Don't know where that came from going to find my meds.
 
2011-09-16 09:30:29 AM  
How many times people? How many times do I have to tell everyone that there is a difference between real life and porno movies?
 
2011-09-16 09:31:04 AM  
The last cable guy I dealt with was a smelly Eastern European man who actually arrived on time. That should have told me something was wrong with him, but instead I made the mistake of offering him a sandwich and a Coke. I caught him adding some vodka to his coke. I wasn't really upset, but I had to ask him why he would mix it with vodka instead of the mostly full bottle of rum next to it. He told me rum is for drunks. Apparently, drinking four vodka and Cokes in one hour doesn't make one a drunk, and I believe him because I'm pretty sure he wasn't even buzzed.
 
2011-09-16 09:31:56 AM  
And I bet she didn't tell him to leave till her cable was installed. She was thinking, "I am NOT rescheduling!"
 
2011-09-16 09:32:48 AM  
Ya so he vasn't ze expert?
 
2011-09-16 09:33:25 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm pretty sure when Comcast says the installer will come sometime between 1 pm and 8 pm, that's not what they mean.

/So, did he come?


everyone knows the comcast guy just falls asleep on the couch.
 
2011-09-16 09:33:44 AM  

liverleef: I had the misfortune of working tech support for the cable company in my younger years. You heard some freaking stories about these cable guys. I had a customer call one day and said that the cable guy got all dirty from installing the coax so he just sort of helped himself to their bathroom where he took a shower. There were a few stories about them wanting to use the bathroom and then taking a record breaking shiat in customers toilet. Or sometimes they would just steal shiat from the customers or surf porn. Good times.


I'm the most interesting guy on the planet. I do not always drink beer, but when I do I drink beer.
 
2011-09-16 09:36:51 AM  
Some people pay extra for that.
 
2011-09-16 09:37:13 AM  

Bob16: Why in the fark would you get that lame shiat pumped into your house.

Can't get enough of vacant Guidos or assholes doing the foxtrot ?


img.macjams.com
 
2011-09-16 09:41:27 AM  

Ebbelwoi: "Display of sexual organs"

How many's he got?


Well, he's got a kidney that dresses like a whore, and another organ that puts the "ass" in "pancreas."
 
2011-09-16 09:47:40 AM  
chachisays.files.wordpress.com

/cumcastic?
//too much?
 
2011-09-16 09:49:45 AM  

Chiad: I've worked with a ton, and the job definitely attracts weirdos who want to get into people's houses everyday. Most are just decent guys with a job, problem is the horror stories are pretty bad, so they get all the press. Customers can be just as insane, I've had to call the police for one of my technicians who was chased at knifepoint into his truck and the lady wouldn't let him go, all because he was late. Nevermind that he was late because he was fixing the junction up the street first, which the the crazy lady needed to have happen before her shiat would come on anyway.


Yeah, well crazy customers are a given in any field. I could list all my various horror stories or I could sum it up in three words: People are a-holes.
 
2011-09-16 09:50:45 AM  
I guessed Comcast before clicking the link.
 
2011-09-16 09:52:53 AM  

theknuckler_33: Bob16: Why in the fark would you get that lame shiat pumped into your house.

Can't get enough of vacant Guidos or assholes doing the foxtrot ?

[img.macjams.com image 274x253]


Didn't mean to insult your ethnicity and your lack of coordination.
 
2011-09-16 09:54:44 AM  
I like the way it's cropped so he looks like the Giant Spinning Blue Head out of TRON.
 
2011-09-16 09:54:54 AM  
I've always wondered how they could establish guilt beyond reasonable doubt in cases like this. She said he did it, he said he didn't, and there's no evidence. Barring his having a previous history of doing stuff like that (which isnt even conclusive itself), how do they proove he did it?
 
2011-09-16 09:55:53 AM  
He probably just misinterpreted her request for "a jack over here".
 
2011-09-16 10:02:24 AM  
Comcast always finds a way to fark you over.
 
2011-09-16 10:05:05 AM  

HobGadling: I've always wondered how they could establish guilt beyond reasonable doubt in cases like this. She said he did it, he said he didn't, and there's no evidence. Barring his having a previous history of doing stuff like that (which isnt even conclusive itself), how do they proove he did it?


This is the classic error most people have about evidence. One person's word vs. another's is NOT an impossible situation, and in fact most events in life come down to exactly this. You deal with it all the time and have no problem making your judgment.

If there's no evidence of any prior animus between the two parties, no evidence of bias or mental derrangement in the parties, and no reason to believe any other factors are involved, then the person saying "this happened" is pretty darn credible. After all, they're being massively inconvenienced to report to the police, go through trial, etc. so why the heck would they lie just for kicks?

Any juror who thinks they are owed more than one person's word vs. another needs to be thrown right the hell off the jury because they're retarded. That's why there are 12 people - you get a good chance that they won't all agree unless it's pretty darn convincing.
 
2011-09-16 10:09:02 AM  

Chiad: crab66: So is there any evidence he actually did anything? Does he have a criminal history of any kind? Does the woman?

Not enough info to make any judgement here.


Yeah, this story sounds fishy; if he whipped it out and leered whilst stroking it when she turned away, How did she know he did that? Great way to harrass a guy you blame for his company's policies. I'm calling bullshiat.


I came to say this also.

How about this,

Cable guys shows up to do install, lady asks him to do something he's not allowed to do i.e. give her free HBO or something. I'm sorry ma'am I can't do that cable theft is a crime. He finishes install and leaves she calls the cops with this bullshiat story.

Not saying it shouldn't get looked into but I'm a little tired of these she says he did stories and the guy getting farked.
 
2011-09-16 10:11:54 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm pretty sure when Comcast says the installer will come sometime between 1 pm and 8 pm, that's not what they mean.

/So, did he come?


Yes, but a lot later than she expected
 
2011-09-16 10:12:16 AM  

Dave and the Mission: Done in one.


Apparently not.
 
2011-09-16 10:12:30 AM  

flaEsq: fireclown: [t2.gstatic.com image 244x207]
not impressed.

That fellow on the left looks like Riff-Raff


1.bp.blogspot.com

Why yes I'm being intentionally ignorant, this is Fark, what do you expect?
 
2011-09-16 10:16:26 AM  
Did he work for Cox Cable?
 
2011-09-16 10:20:22 AM  

hailin: Chiad: I've worked with a ton, and the job definitely attracts weirdos who want to get into people's houses everyday. Most are just decent guys with a job, problem is the horror stories are pretty bad, so they get all the press. Customers can be just as insane, I've had to call the police for one of my technicians who was chased at knifepoint into his truck and the lady wouldn't let him go, all because he was late. Nevermind that he was late because he was fixing the junction up the street first, which the the crazy lady needed to have happen before her shiat would come on anyway.

Yeah, well crazy customers are a given in any field. I could list all my various horror stories or I could sum it up in three words: People are a-holes.


Cool. I see my mother in law made it onto Fark.
 
2011-09-16 10:22:09 AM  
Dis here is pay per view lady. If you keep watchin' you're gonna see an additional charge on yer monthly bill.
 
2011-09-16 10:22:48 AM  
img209.imageshack.us
 
2011-09-16 10:24:30 AM  
I had to send a few of my field techs to find a device that was interfering with one of our wireless bases. These frequently end up being wireless baby monitors. Needless to say, parents tend to freak out a little bit when two rather large guys not wearing IDs knock on their doors. It doesn't help anything when they say, "We see that you have a lot of toys in your back yard. Do you have any small children?"

/CSB
//The cops really got a kick out of this one.
///The husband didn't.
 
2011-09-16 10:25:40 AM  
Sounds like she got mad because he turned her fat bon-bon eating ass down and wanted revenge.
 
2011-09-16 10:26:34 AM  
Did the penguin explode?
 
2011-09-16 10:36:26 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: Sounds like she got mad because he turned her fat bon-bon eating ass down and wanted revenge.


That was my first thought. All the hot chicks already have cable.

/seen it in the movies
 
2011-09-16 10:47:30 AM  

JWideman: hailin: Cable installers are weird. I have a few that work for telcoms and their co-workers can be complete morons. One guy said the only reason he applied was to fark hot women like in the pornos. He grew increasingly angry that the hot women were "stuck up biatches" and never wanted to have sex with him. He eventually got fed up and assaulted one woman (grabbed her breasts while undoing his pants). Another guy was caught giving customers the added bonus of cameras in their bedrooms and bathrooms.

I don't think stable individuals sign up to install cable. Heck the two guys that installed my satellite tv when I had it probably had a combined IQ of 78.

I've never seen any weirdos but one guy looked just like Tom Arnold.


lol! the guy here last week looked so much like Seth Green that i kept doing dialogue from an Austin Powers flick in my head. very distracting.
 
2011-09-16 10:48:09 AM  

crab66: So is there any evidence he actually did anything? Does he have a criminal history of any kind? Does the woman?

Not enough info to make any judgement here.


Exactly. Why automatically assume she's telling the truth? I've often wondered what would happen if they arrested people for filing false police reports for making such accusations.

Alleged victim: "Wait, you're arresting me? But he's the one who whipped out his penis in front of me!"

Police: "Yeah, but since there's just as much proof that he did it and that you're telling the truth, we're arresting you both and letting the court make a final determination."
 
2011-09-16 10:51:08 AM  

Mr. Potatoass: He probably just misinterpreted her request for "a jack over here".


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-09-16 10:51:35 AM  
Ok, let's get the creepy guy jokes out of the way. No, better yet, I want to see more. What would be really twisted is if the woman is on psychotropic medication and may have thought she saw what she saw. However, there is no such fan fare here. If I caught some guy masturbating in my house under such pretenses, he would have experienced indiscriminate indiscretion. I wonder what this guy will think 6 months from now, once all this is over, and he can not find another job. Not that it makes much a difference because it is Florida afterall. Florida is the original work for nothing state, among all the other colorful anecdotes.
 
2011-09-16 10:52:17 AM  

hailin: Cable installers are weird. I have a few that work for telcoms and their co-workers can be complete morons.


i.imgur.com

Maybe they were just nihilists.
 
2011-09-16 10:57:39 AM  
 
2011-09-16 11:07:32 AM  

HobGadling: I've always wondered how they could establish guilt beyond reasonable doubt in cases like this. She said he did it, he said he didn't, and there's no evidence. Barring his having a previous history of doing stuff like that (which isnt even conclusive itself), how do they proove he did it?


1.bp.blogspot.com

You arrange a lineup and look for the identifying mark(s). A mole, perhaps.
 
2011-09-16 11:13:04 AM  
Must have been nervous.
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2011-09-16 11:31:25 AM  

schnee: FTA:Wheatley denies any wrong-doing, but deputies charged him with "Exposure of Sexual Organs" anyway.

He denied it and they charged him anyway? Fascists.


He didn't say he didn't do it, he said he didn't do anything _wrong_.
 
2011-09-16 11:59:44 AM  

jtown: You arrange a lineup and look for the identifying mark(s). A mole, perhaps.


Win.

/Fark I'm old.
 
2011-09-16 12:09:16 PM  
Something...On Demand...something...

/got nuthin'
 
2011-09-16 01:05:55 PM  

HobGadling: I've always wondered how they could establish guilt beyond reasonable doubt in cases like this. She said he did it, he said he didn't, and there's no evidence. Barring his having a previous history of doing stuff like that (which isnt even conclusive itself), how do they proove he did it?


Have a penis lineup?
 
2011-09-16 01:43:52 PM  

jtown: You arrange a lineup and look for the identifying mark(s). A mole, perhaps



Which means that first she has to "describe the penis" to... A sketch artist?
 
2011-09-16 01:49:33 PM  
Sounds like the cable guy was more interested in laying some pipe
 
2011-09-16 02:06:51 PM  
A guy who came to install our Time Warner Cable Roadrunner service tested the connection by going to a website called Consumption Junction- a NSFW website. I only found out when I yelled at my husband for the first thing he looked at after it got installed, and he told me he hadn't even been downstairs to the PC (in our days before we had a laptop).

/CSS
 
2011-09-16 02:11:37 PM  

Mercutio879: Her word vs his, in a sexual type case, the woman's word always wins.


No, it doesn't seem to me to be that way all the time.

This is what it seems like to me is more often the reality:

Maybe he loses his job for being surrounded in a scandal, but he doesn't always get prosecuted. If the defense discredits her enough to make it look like maybe she's possibly not trustworthy or maybe she has something to gain from this somehow- then he might "get off" scott-free.
 
2011-09-16 02:25:18 PM  

Ebbelwoi: "Display of sexual organs"

How many's he got?


Three. two of which he keeps in a bag.
 
2011-09-16 03:18:27 PM  
"Then, when she looked away, she says Wheatley exposed himself and began masturbating while smiling at her."
If she was looking away, how does she know he was smiling at her? Did he keep going when she looked back?
 
2011-09-16 03:30:59 PM  

Outlaw Thirds: "Then, when she looked away, she says Wheatley exposed himself and began masturbating while smiling at her."
If she was looking away, how does she know he was smiling at her? Did he keep going when she looked back?


Mirrors. Spoons. Stainless steel toaster.
 
2011-09-16 03:53:17 PM  

fatkidinabeenie: Not saying it shouldn't get looked into but I'm a little tired of these she says he did stories and the guy getting farked.


I'm reallllly wondering what conviction rate data you're looking at.
 
2011-09-16 05:07:15 PM  
I guess he wanted to fix her Home Box Office.
 
2011-09-16 07:44:50 PM  
I bet he works for cumcast.
 
2011-09-16 10:38:21 PM  
He lives at the old Wheatley house. Ummmm Hmmmm...................Awright den.....
 
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